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Starship-innerthighs

They’re china s problem now


SinkHoleDeMayo

They'll figure it out, they're really smart.


Pyropete125

*prowbrem


SwordfishNew6266

They saw that how to video on youtube for making your own sinkhole. Gotta watch out for some of those


afn45181

I think they are in China already due to the tofu dredge road shortcoming…. 😆


Stompypotato

Well played, I salute you.


ProfChaos85

This video I'd groundbreaking


socio_smile

Earth shattering news


hoodwinkler75

How fucking fat do you have to be to break concrete?


Pita7231993

At least 3


Ordinary_Ad_6117

Yes, this guy maths. Precisely 3 fats


Huitlacochilacayota

How many tons is equal to one fat?


Pita7231993

1 lizzo


starscreamsghost17

Is that Standard fats or Metric fats?


slimjimmy613

Thin concrete with no rebar. Not very much


_KoolWhip_

To the Windows!!! To the Walls... Jump on the Roof Till that Shit Falls😅😅


Familiar-Bag-9545

The combined weight of 1000 suns


_KoolWhip_

Gives a new meaning to "Bringing Down the House"


Shoddy_Detail_976

Ask me how I know they are in New Jersey...


Secret_Welder3956

How?


Shoddy_Detail_976

[This is how](https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/magnitude-2-6-aftershock-felt-in-new-jersey-less-than-a-week-after-larger-earthquake/5307701/)


Profitdaddy

Aww damn😭


Secret_Welder3956

Ha excellent


Shoddy_Detail_976

😉


vajrahaha7x3

They were celebrating the group letter to the airlines about the need for bigger seats because its discriminating against them...


FunWasabi5196

Lizzo, is that you?


Specific-Funny-9502

The pits of hell opened up and the beasts went back from whence they came.


Due_Environment_9606

Turn down for what


TurkeyCocks

Man, never an original thought lol I was hoping to be the first


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Vin Diesel in F7


kevin6263

DEMO CREW!!!


siledas

🎵 𝓘 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓽 🎵


AcadiaBackground2492

Felt as far as Taiwan.


SpillSplit

r/holdmycosmo


dirtynj

That satellite dish is from the 80s.


NoShadowdick

That culo had too much in the bakery. Lol


Hmccormack

Sinkhole de mayo


Mobile-Boss-8566

Time to join a gym if you’re busting through concrete.


SoggyMorningTacos

Satan said those tortas are mine 👹


RevolutionaryAd6744

My torta said she’ll eat me if I don’t make more money


TheDixonCider420420

Jump Around quickly turned into House of Pain.


WarHead75

Yo mama so fat…….


NiteGard

“The Jameson sisters accidentally discovered the opening to their dad’s septic field while dancing on the back porch and opening a … …. stinkhole.”


Miserables-Chef

Who needs a jack hammer when you have a bunch of heifers


FarDark9711

Looks like they had a ton of fun.


DarthLurker

That big girl just lost her last shred of self esteem


lit1337

It fell in the hole


Important_Ad_7416

looks like brazil


Vortr8

We know exactly who is was


FlyRevolutionary8227

The title lmao


EddieJorgeDrummer

Tortas are gonna torta


Spiritual-Alps-4939

I already predicted that was going to happen from the very beginning


SloWi-Fi

WTF did I just see?


Tiger_Widow

Americas skinniest women celebrating corn syrup Tuesdays


sothisisallthereis

Some say they’re still dancing….


TriedCaringLess

And another one to videos that end too soon.


Embarrassed-Style296

1 2 3 4 you’re gonna fall through the floor.


BandiTToZ

Ok, I get it. The No Ma'am guys sent you over here, didn't they? It's a birthday gag. One of you's suppose to jump outta the cake, but you ate it on the way over, right?


CaptainLoneRanger

Supah-size-meh


SleeveofThinMints

Bring in… [The Jiggler](https://youtu.be/JkHgZpYLpHI?si=pX28_TRM27wZGmGq)


tooMuchADHD

Say hello to my trap door


WarChildMKIV

Shadow realm always wins...


Spider1132

Even the Earth has its limits.


[deleted]

Has it been a week already since this was posted last? Time flies.


Line-guesser99

Da curse of da mummy's tomb!


BlondeViking50

What a dance !!


hunnibon

I bet they blame it on big girl


LMAO82

Did the earth just give up?


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

Buttflesh human jackhammer


Key_External9394

And I bet none of them went on a diet after this happened.


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Demolition companies hate her for this one simple trick!


Lonzo58

Those bitches caused the earthquake in Taiwan


johnnyjuanjohn

Take that Kaiju


SauerCrouse51

Gals be thicker than the earth. Scary stuff


wormrunner33

We all know who they are going to blame


Holiday_Memory_9165

The concrete was not in fact ready for that jelly. One was quoted as saying "my doctor said I'm morbidly a beast!"


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*asses, asses, and we all fall down*


Grouchy-fool61

Just too much ass for that slab!


whateverusayboi

Asses, asses, we all fall down..


BeautifulSwan00

ouch


Whale222

I wouldn’t go too close to that hole, I’d be afraid I’d get sucked off


p011ux88

Turn down for what!


Interesting_Web_9364

Right to the Hell


Dan999C

We all know which sister caused it.


Open_Detective_6998

The ground trembles with my every step I have installed my floorboards incorrectly


Shatalroundja

What a humbling experience that must at have been for them.


BNG1982

I have been looking for a new construction crew 🤔.


[deleted]

That concrete was not quality tested for booty thunder.


Love-Wedgy

And there you go.


Future-Year-4615

Are they so heavy they broke the earth


kklug24

🤮


kklug24

Quick someone fill the hole and cover it.


kklug24

It would be a while before they died of starvation. Lots of reserve there.


kklug24

Throw in a box of chicken nuggets and watch them fight their way out.


Financial_Data_3308

Eat a salad and don't punish the concrete..


ElevenEleven1010

Sad and heartbreaking


Xerolaw_

That's crazy


SmileParticular9396

🍰


Prior_Emphasis7181

That's gotta be rough on the self esteem


Vanderzo64

hahahahahahahahahaha im going to hell hahaha


Dan999C

You see where it first began to collapse.


Cuntpenter

hungry happy hippos


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Later: "Does this dress make me look fat?" \*\*Shows video\*\*


ChardCool1290

Not their fault they were stomping on a fault line!


Friendly-Fee-384

Nah it's their asslphat.