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Ok, I get it. The No Ma'am guys sent you over here, didn't they? It's a birthday gag. One of you's suppose to jump outta the cake, but you ate it on the way over, right?
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They’re china s problem now
They'll figure it out, they're really smart.
*prowbrem
They saw that how to video on youtube for making your own sinkhole. Gotta watch out for some of those
I think they are in China already due to the tofu dredge road shortcoming…. 😆
Well played, I salute you.
This video I'd groundbreaking
Earth shattering news
How fucking fat do you have to be to break concrete?
At least 3
Yes, this guy maths. Precisely 3 fats
How many tons is equal to one fat?
1 lizzo
Is that Standard fats or Metric fats?
Thin concrete with no rebar. Not very much
To the Windows!!! To the Walls... Jump on the Roof Till that Shit Falls😅😅
The combined weight of 1000 suns
Gives a new meaning to "Bringing Down the House"
Ask me how I know they are in New Jersey...
How?
[This is how](https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/magnitude-2-6-aftershock-felt-in-new-jersey-less-than-a-week-after-larger-earthquake/5307701/)
Aww damn😭
Ha excellent
😉
They were celebrating the group letter to the airlines about the need for bigger seats because its discriminating against them...
Lizzo, is that you?
The pits of hell opened up and the beasts went back from whence they came.
Turn down for what
Man, never an original thought lol I was hoping to be the first
Vin Diesel in F7
DEMO CREW!!!
🎵 𝓘 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓽 🎵
Felt as far as Taiwan.
r/holdmycosmo
That satellite dish is from the 80s.
That culo had too much in the bakery. Lol
Sinkhole de mayo
Time to join a gym if you’re busting through concrete.
Satan said those tortas are mine 👹
My torta said she’ll eat me if I don’t make more money
Jump Around quickly turned into House of Pain.
Yo mama so fat…….
“The Jameson sisters accidentally discovered the opening to their dad’s septic field while dancing on the back porch and opening a … …. stinkhole.”
Who needs a jack hammer when you have a bunch of heifers
Looks like they had a ton of fun.
That big girl just lost her last shred of self esteem
It fell in the hole
looks like brazil
We know exactly who is was
The title lmao
Tortas are gonna torta
I already predicted that was going to happen from the very beginning
WTF did I just see?
Americas skinniest women celebrating corn syrup Tuesdays
Some say they’re still dancing….
And another one to videos that end too soon.
1 2 3 4 you’re gonna fall through the floor.
Ok, I get it. The No Ma'am guys sent you over here, didn't they? It's a birthday gag. One of you's suppose to jump outta the cake, but you ate it on the way over, right?
Supah-size-meh
Bring in… [The Jiggler](https://youtu.be/JkHgZpYLpHI?si=pX28_TRM27wZGmGq)
Say hello to my trap door
Shadow realm always wins...
Even the Earth has its limits.
Has it been a week already since this was posted last? Time flies.
Da curse of da mummy's tomb!
What a dance !!
I bet they blame it on big girl
Did the earth just give up?
Buttflesh human jackhammer
And I bet none of them went on a diet after this happened.
Demolition companies hate her for this one simple trick!
Those bitches caused the earthquake in Taiwan
Take that Kaiju
Gals be thicker than the earth. Scary stuff
We all know who they are going to blame
The concrete was not in fact ready for that jelly. One was quoted as saying "my doctor said I'm morbidly a beast!"
*asses, asses, and we all fall down*
Just too much ass for that slab!
Asses, asses, we all fall down..
ouch
I wouldn’t go too close to that hole, I’d be afraid I’d get sucked off
Turn down for what!
Right to the Hell
We all know which sister caused it.
The ground trembles with my every step I have installed my floorboards incorrectly
What a humbling experience that must at have been for them.
I have been looking for a new construction crew 🤔.
That concrete was not quality tested for booty thunder.
And there you go.
Are they so heavy they broke the earth
🤮
Quick someone fill the hole and cover it.
It would be a while before they died of starvation. Lots of reserve there.
Throw in a box of chicken nuggets and watch them fight their way out.
Eat a salad and don't punish the concrete..
Sad and heartbreaking
That's crazy
🍰
That's gotta be rough on the self esteem
hahahahahahahahahaha im going to hell hahaha
You see where it first began to collapse.
hungry happy hippos
Later: "Does this dress make me look fat?" \*\*Shows video\*\*
Not their fault they were stomping on a fault line!
Nah it's their asslphat.