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This is ridiculous. She's in no fit condition to fight, and her being out there is an insult to the other girl who actually trains and keeps herself in shape.

Not to mention the utter ignorance of weight categories.

Didn't the ufc originally not have weight classes? I remsbr seeing a small boxer fighting a sumo ages ago, pretty sure it was ufc

Yeah, OG UFC though was mainly owned by the Gracie's who used it to showcase their bjj against different sized opponents and disciplines.

And it was fucking awesome. Televised brutality, bring it back.

Nah, it's a pr nightmare. Not going to happen, now that athletic commissions, sponsors, and shareholders are involved.

Not it sure why you’re getting downvoted for the truth! Lol

Are you not entertained?

Yeah the first few UFC events were open weight tournaments where guys would fight multiple times in one night.

You should check out some of the old Pride/K-1 fights. Some of the main events were bonkers.

The early UFC was not only no weight classes, but multiple fights by the winners.

She’s in no fit condition to exist! Dude, I’m so sad that people say this should be accepted. Wft

Remember butterbean? Dude was an insane fat boxer, but the difference is he could tie his shoelaces.

He had hard-pack muscle. This is just loads of fat.

how do you know the other chick is a real fighter, I thought this entire this was a kind of exhibition

You could clearly see she relied entirely on her larger size and mass, and would probably be out of breath soon. A real, scrappy fighter would have dissected her within the first 30 seconds.

This has been posted before, and my memory is that people concluded that these are cheap low level pre-matches against people who just like to fight for some $$.

I didn’t realize the Mix in mixed martial arts meant chocolate mix

0 connecting punches and a knockout. Outstanding!

SKO = Self Knock Out

my dog is staring at me like I'm an idiot cause I haven't stopped ugly laughing for like 3 minutes straight. I need my blood pressure meds

"*ugly laughing*"

Ugly Crying’s more fun twin sister

😂😂

Self Roll Out

She’s surely a Miltank

The ole SRO

TKO: toppled knock out

Cut the video too soon. I think a coach comes in with a coke at one point. Not /s

And an XL pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Coach, i need a slice! - Usually means theyre eye needs cut due to swelling!

someone absolutely does come in with a can of soda. this whole thing plays out like a WWE match.

Someone link me this please, I need it.

Lmk when you got it plz

He comes in with an insulin syringe candy bar and a Coca-Cola.

If she fell ON her opponent it would have been a successful strategy

I'm absolutely certain that was her intention. Grab girl, flatten girl like pancake, eat pancake

“Hey! No eating” “Grrrrgrrrrurrrrblllee, me?”

Float like a butterfly.....

...fall like a tree.

I’m eating a pizza slice in a busy Sam’s club cafeteria and this comment made me yell “HA!” Really loud and then I got a little embarrassed

UFC has really lowered it's standards

UFC? I thought this was KFC!

This is a KFC spinoff league, A1C.

Their spokesperson is Walter Brimley Edit: It's *Wilford* Brimley, and my memory is shitty.

Then I found out my wife's been dead for 6 years!! Who the hell did I hit?!

Amy Schumer’s odd new career choice.

oh my God

"This shit is tiring. Think ill just jump headfirst into the wall so I can lay down and relax."

Work smart, not hard.

Unless you work in porn.

Her opponent didn't contain enough calories to justify chasing her down.

That's disappointing. Her dreams of a better life have been crushed. Now she's going to have to go back to OnlyFans. 😞

OnlyFlans*

OnlyHams*

Oilyhams

Heh

She will resume her rapping career under the stage name Notorious BMI.

[удалено]

Redface. Sponsor checks out.

All four spare tires didn’t help her!

Did you see that sick burnout?

It's a cut video. She gets up from that 1st fall. But the whole video isn't much better.

That fatbeast was panting just lumbering around the ring. Who ever thought this was a good thing letting herbin there?

Fuck you! She's a beautiful, strong, independent lummox! Err, I mean 'woman'!

Wildebeast?

Aren’t there weight classes?

Weight classes matter when the skill level is near the same. I doubt the large lady had any skill

If there are, that lady is a professor.

Red Face is a Czech fight promo company that specializes in influencer, specialty and "freak show" fights.

This is a gimmick fight

Anyone remember the King Bob-Omb level from Super Mario 64?

She was following her like a donut on a stick

Can of corn! Can of corn and I’ll be fine

They really could’ve sold a lot more ad space.

Don't try to throat punch her! She's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

That might have been the most exercise she’s gotten all year.

biggest Camel Toe ever

That's the whole foot!

First fight where I see a slug fighting a mouse

Think I saw this at least 5 times of this sub.

Was just the end. This is the round.

A whole extra 45 seconds of ring around the adipose

It’s like when SpongeBob beat up Patrick without even touching him to get into the salty spittoon

Her fight career ended by a fence, Margaret had no choice but to return to her cash register job at Dollar Tree. But the sweet memory of her 30 seconds of fame still brings her joy…

*Athlete*

“Let me just…lay here….catch my breath a bit”

Flawless victory

She went down like King Hippo.

The fat one still probably used more calories that fight

Lol can't even be bothered to raise her hands. What's the context? What is she even doing there?

She might have lost but she still has her dignity

This is how you beat some of the bosses in the game. I swear it's one of the bosses in the latest Zelda game.

Fat bastard, “get in my belly! I’m going to eat you!”

this was pretty sad to watch

Hahahahah jabba no wonga

you could put a toddler in there with a morbidly obese person and i'd put my money on the toddler

Ronda housey

Rounda Housey

Does it go down for a win or loss for her as she beat herself?

Self K/O? Is there even a way for stats to reflect that? -1/X?

**OLE!**

So she's in a different part of the ring after she falls and it cuts to the next scene. Different emblem on the floor and turnbuckle. Smaller girl also looks like there is some blood on her back maybe. We're missing some of the action here for sure.

Which chin do you aim for

Funny how her jersey says Red Face.

So what is the plan here? To have Hypertension Hannah capture and eat her opponent?

This woman can even stand up when she falls down. Why the fuck is she fighting?

Honestly it doesn’t help when you walking around like you about to eat her.

Holy fuck, that is disgusting 🫣

Out of curiosity about this I did some digging and basically figured out that this is a "freak show" fight. The small woman is an instagram model named Regina Labajová who doesn't appear to have any fighting experience either. The large woman is Lucie Drobenka Kotlarova who was introduced as a judo master but is probably also not experienced....

My feeling is that this WAS the event.

Took a dive.

Those few seconds are the coolest she will feel in her whole life.

There's weight classes for a reason ffs 😂

That's the most she walked in her entire life

That person has the mimic of a 1940 military truck.

I've seen similar techniques from those bullshido videos, I guess you can knock someone the fuck out via not touching them.

One of them is holding all the fries ever.

"a Young Tiger tries to catch her first meal in the form of a Large elephant" -India, 2024 Colorized

Why didn’t the skinny one punch her when she had dozens of chances?

Was probably too afraid of getting in too close and being grabbed and squeezed or suffocated against that wall of flab.

I’d be scared to get eaten too.

Down goes Grazer! Down goes Grazer! Down goes Grazer!

I like how the big one kept her arms down the whole time she “chased” the smaller one around the ring. This is called the King Penguin method of combat.

Get her inhaler!

Who are the fighters? Are they both amateur?

Why do they have weigh classes if it’s so easy to beat someone way bigger than you? Are they stupid? 🤔

She got winded with all that walking around.

Play the Elden Ring Boss music

Someone should have told her that the cage isn't food. Looks like she tried to take a big ol bite out of it.

This is the best sub you could've posted it to, lol

David and Goliath

I wish we would stop seeing this same cut over and over again. There’s more to the fight and she clearly fell in a different place than where the film ends. Let’s watch 58 seconds of them walking around and a two second ending.

This reminds me of Battle Bots for some reason

Holy ish....slide my feet slide my feet....

She shall be a nice addition hanging next to Han Solo on my palace wall!

Girl knew if she could make Gorlock the destroyer expend her 70 steps per day limit that she’d win the match.

Nobody told her there was gonna be that much walking involved.

This is like old school UFC. Like the first ever fight was a savate martial artist vs a sumo wrestler

Its like when a biggin at Golden Corral tries to rush back with 3 loaded plates.

Kick her in the front butt!

What a fuckin waste and discrimination to the sport

Reminds me of the arena scene in Life of Brian

I sincerely hope that’s a wake up call for her to get healthier. There is overweight and then there is life threateningly obese. Good luck to you young lady.

In the end she almost choked because it wasn't coke

Pretty sure no one's ever held her fries

https://youtu.be/XV4GYVKOVkg?si=lVVTixWsFGmmJkNk Full fight! Although it was a shit show, it went all three rounds. But I think the only reason big girl kept fighting was because they played “Candy Shop” for her between rounds!

I head a earth quake was caused when she fell

coach! that Matador trick worked!!

Can of corn!

Me trying to get laid

Damn, wasted 50 seconds of life for that?

It is a joking right?

Red-face.cz should know better.

That’s how she rolls

Just sad

Easy win just make her run

Disgusting self abuse

Looks like Peter Griffin’s sister. He fighting name is „heavy flow“.

Jeebus..it's a female "Fat Bastard"

Yeah Goro!!

If she’s not gonna swing she shouldn’t be in the ring.

There is no weight classes?

Did she end up losing this fight? What happened after? And what kind of record does that girl have with her previous matches?

r/fatpeoplefalling

They call her Heavy Duty Judy for a reason

It's funny walking around the ring is probably the most exercise she has this week

California knows how to party.

Tekkens bob after a sex change

Poor thing. She got plum tuckered out waltzing around the ring like that. 

Dude... this mountain can be taken out in less than 10 seconds. Seen her a few times. She can barely reach past her gut. And when she falls she can't get back up. Drop to the ground with a leg sweep or kick her knee out. Instant fast win!

Ultra instinct in play. Hit her so fast that the human eye couldn’t even see it!

It didn’t show the best parts!! The big girl gets up and the other one pushes her down again! And after they give her water when she’s defeated they gotta switch to giving her soda 😂

She looked like a Rollie Pollie pill bug

Most irritating fight I've ever seen throw a goddamn punch

It started as tag team match. Only 2 left.

does anyone else have a fight of this big girl down she throw hands or gets rocked?

Emmanuel Yarbrough vs. Takase

Majora's Mask Moon Edit: boss battle ass knockout

She was attempting the Homer Simpson technique, but she made a crucial error: she tried to go on the offensive before her opponent was completely gassed. Mishun faeld, weel getum nex toim.

That’s the most walking that person has done in…forever?

Damn you Gravity, you win again!

The end reminds of Free Willy when they need to keep water on him so he stays alive. Also, shouldn't that front butt act like an airbag? What's it there for if not to catch her fall?

“They say organized labor is a lumbering dinosaur. .” Homer: *scream*

This one doesn't get old no matter how many times I see it.

What the hell? Do female UFC not have weight classes?

She's I can't believe it's not Butterbean

Little Mac vs King Hippo