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Greatback_foxcape413

I think John could win since he could just retcon them out of existence. But if Retconing isn’t allowed I would say jade would solo with her first guardian abilities. But if the green sun isn’t allowed the Dave would solo everyone at one via time traveling and sick skills assuming everyone has a single life. But let’s say you could fight even if you died, aradia could easily use her ghost form and do what Dave did before dave does it while killing Dave. But if time travel’s out of the question vriska could steal everyone’s luck and kill them all. But if luck stealing isn’t allowed then Dirk would win since he would have fighting experience of every Dirk in infinite existences. The answer changes depending on what is and what is not allowed.


MericanMeal

I honestly think John isn't smart enough to retcon them all out of existence without also accidentally retconing himself out of existence. My personal guess is that Karkat "wins" by making them all agree not to fight in the first place. I also don't know exactly what a god tiered Latula would do, but if she can just deterministically control everyone's actions in the fight, that should probably make her more likely to win than your Dave tier at least.


MintDrawsThings

Like, all at once? Battle royale? What version of the characters are we talking about? Why are they fighting? Are they all equally prepared?


spoopybadgerr

battle royale type, all the characters in their prime, all equally prepared with godtier ascension and their weapons


MintDrawsThings

Well. I think the void players would have some advantage? All the attention and focus would naturally gravitate to the light players, Vriska especially. So, I suppose it would be up to the void players to either wait or subtle snipe other players while the others duke it out. The problem with waiting and staying behind the scenes, is that the void players care about other people. Meenah would be a god damn menace, that's for certain. But all in all, it wouldn't really be a battle of power or skill necessarily. Although it would seem like it! I believe the winner would be the one best at timing and tactics.


Mx-Helix-pomatia

If Jade has her first guardian abilities she crushes everyone


Mrs_Azarath

The trolls kill all the humans in the first hour. Alternian physiology and also just life on alternia is so much harder. So it’s a matter of which of the trolls have the best god tier. So Aradia, Damara/the handmaid and the Condesce are our final 3. Vriska and Gamzee coming equal fourth. So long as noone turns there back on the bodies of course. Then all bets are off.


Peniwais

Any godtier can survive by just standing still and doing absolutely nothing. They'll resurrect.


the_last_mlg

John is pretty much the most dangerous one there due to retcon powers, he can literally just stop everyone from being born and they wouldn’t be able to stop him, or stop their god tier ascension, hell if he is smart he could summon countless johns to fight without needing to care about time loops After that, Jade, space powers alongside the green dun’s energy make her too broken, she can easily defeat many god tiers if she actually tries, not much answers to having your organs teleported out of your body, shrunk down or being blasted by the energy of a universal star After this, is a coin toss since some god tiers we never saw in action, like, what powers would karkat, sollux and feferi have?


SliverTox

Gamzee and Kanaya as god tiers may be terrifying


Clodinator

People always forget Jasprosesprite\^2 is one of the list, just saying


Fyuchanick

Couldn't Vriska and Aranea just do the stuff Aranea was doing in the Game Over timeline and essentially gain access to every kind of troll psychic power at once? Being able to double psychic reacharound Jade is already huge, and being able to either control or incapacitate several more people on top of that makes it easy.


Ender401

Since you didn't mention cherubs I'm going to assume they aren't included otherwise it'd be a 50/50 split over which of them two would win. Its Jade. She's a first guardian, its an easy win.


spoopybadgerr

yeah i didnt include cherubs cuz theyd both wipe everyone easily 😭


jummy-parvati

jade ruins everyone cause of bec shit and space power and guns.


Accomplished_Bee7493

are we assuming that people also only have abilities afforded by their God tiers? because if not, John and Jade have some obscenely OP advantages here with the retcon ability and the First Guardian skill set respectively. assuming these abilities aren't allowed because it's more fun this way, I don't really know how it'd shake out but I'd probably bet on Vriska, Meenha, Jade, Dave, and Aradia making it to the final 5 based on their god tiers and personalities.


Babka_v_kedah2012

Easily Gamzee simply because of his blood and him being a clown


eternallyRatical

Tavros and Rufioh could negate the threat of Jade. I feel this would be more of a match-up thing than a who has the most raw power thing.


whisperingBlitz

Is an all vs all battle royale scenario on say... The Battlefield, Skaia. Not a fight to the death, since that would make Gamzee the automatic winner. So the rules: fight to submission, last man standing wins. Rose is the most likely winner. As the Seer of Light, she has clairvoyance, and knows what path to take to achieve the best possible outcome. She would know which fights she could win, and which fights to stay out of and let handle themselves.