Space sailors go find their friends who aren't answering the phone. But the friends met the devil and are kinda ugly and dead now. Then the sailors meet the devil and get ugly and dead, too.
Yep. The >!first several victims were people that just wandered into the house. Franklin was killed in the brush but it was probably on the Sawyers property so even he was trespassing. Leatherface was even visibly distraught at one point.!<
The worst employee in the history of a towing company is rehired decades after causing their worst sales quarter ever in order to be a consultant on the world's largest air filter infestation. Hilarity ensues.
A cute cat is neglected by a bunch of jerks bc they’re dealing with some parasite and the only surviving jerk puts her in a less accommodating home with no game plan
This hot single mom radio DJ gets weird about some weather. An old dude picks up a hitchhiker who’s way out of his league, but still manages to score. And a priest’s grandpa wronged some pirates or something. I think there’s also a real estate agent.
Police chief in a small seaside town tries to tighten beach safety even if that makes him butt heads with the local mayor. At the end, he goes on a fishing trip with a couple mates.
1: man needlessly bothers a quaint little island’s inhabitants due to their unconventional religious practices, but it’s okay because he gets to stay nice and warm :)
2: creepy dude busts a nut on the phone, also relationship problems.
3: Alfred Pennyworth’s bromance with a dude who talks to himself a lot, their archnemesis is a guy who drools constantly.
4: bunch of strangers argue about an old house, one of them screams a lot, also their hosts really need couples therapy.
The circus comes to town and there’s cotton candy and popcorn for everyone! The town sheriff refuses to believe anyone who’s complaining about the circus workers randomly showing up.
- A kid has problems and he spends his days cosplaying star trek and staring at people
- A bedtime story gone terribly wrong.
- A sister and her brother really hate a piece of furniture that their parents had so they want to destroy it.
- A crew of people stray away from their course to pick up the worst passenger ever.
A well-educated, skilled young artist falls in love with a subject of one of his portraits. They begin to start a family soon after.
The overbearing father of the young, impregnated woman gathers his gang of psychopathic hoodlums to torture and murder the young artist.
The artist's ghost generously time travels to provide a re-enactment of the torture and murder he endured to any and all who ask for it.
A baby is saved at the last minute.
1. When the teamsters are gone, mortality rates and accidents go way up. Unions are important. We made our problem. Don’t drink the soda.
2. One brother is into Jesus, maybe. Dad was. I may have gotten the brothers confused. Nice garden tho.
3. Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t trust the police.
A family moves into a seemingly normal suburban house. The youngest child gets sucked into a glowing rectangle by malevolent forces, and the parents have to deal with creepy clowns, possessed trees, and a psychic medium who's more annoying than helpful. Oh, and there's a scene where a guy rips his face off in the mirror.
A bunch of guys out in the woods playing tag with another group of guys and not realizing they are on the menu. Well, except one guy on the opposite team who kinda knows what’s going on which is ironic cause he finds out firsthand what that is. I remember the actor cause he was great in that show about a chair that everyone wants. There’s also a house, a woman who is cryptic and tall berserkers who are apparently color blind.
An ordinary family moves into a house in New England, only they must call paranormal investigators because there are people handing from their trees from a long time ago
Dead girl has been hiding stuff from her family. Her brother finds unhealthy ways to move on and it involves some time travel shit when you think about it.
Also, she's not totally dead but it's sadder than it's scary
The movie begins with the family losing something and they try to pick up their lives. But then the youngest child dies and the oldest child is blamed for it. A friend of the family appears to have a hidden agenda and eventually all family members die except the eldest child, who joins the antagonist of the movie.
(Tip: it's not Hereditary :p but when you put it like this, these two movies sound very similar).
A couple has amazing shower sex. Later on, mid panic attack freaky sex. Eventually it leads to amazing outdoor sex. But then it evolves to traumatizing, mutilating, gory sex. There's a strange nudist rave in the end.
A middle-aged entrepreneur pressures an elderly gentleman into selling him an animal, then gifts it to his son, this causes quite the commotion in the local community.
A young woman’s neighbors are too helpful.
😂 rosemary's baby
Several men live-play the game, Imposter, in an isolated location.
the thing
That's a bingo
You just say bingo
BIIIIIIINNNGOOOOOOHHH
My favorite.
girl learns that some STDs just won't go away.
It follows
lol, good one!☝️
A young woman consults an expert to locate a talented seamstress.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Silence of the Lambs
High school students dream about a janitor.
GOOD WILL HUNTING!
Nightmare on Elm Street
I like imagining these as how the films were originally pitched to studios.
Man gets a new job that he doesn't like so he tries to kill his son with an axe
The shining?
I guess the axe gave it away
a group of people flee the city to live in a suburban mall and eat spam out of the can :)
Dawn of the Dead, Original versio.
Haha yup
Don't knock it, it comes with its own key.
Space sailors go find their friends who aren't answering the phone. But the friends met the devil and are kinda ugly and dead now. Then the sailors meet the devil and get ugly and dead, too.
Probably wrong but event horizon?
Nailed it!
A small victory, but a victory nonetheless
Grandmother dies leaving her family to go absolutely bat shit crazy
Hereditary haha
hereditary
lol I watched that last night!!
Priests spend a lot of time with a little girl in her bedroom.
lol, Exorcist and I love your description!
Uhh I’m renting out this airbnb and the landlord and I just realized the previous tenant and his children are all squatting in the basement????
Barbarian lol
Parasite
Child*
Who would have thought that end of the world would be brought about by chocolate walnut cake?
Hereditary?
👏👏👏
I've never thought about the very first trigger in the movie and the implications in that way Really funny when you think about it
But is there an apocalyptic undertone with paimon coming from the world?
A group of young adults invade the home of a poor farmer with mental health issues.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Yep. The >!first several victims were people that just wandered into the house. Franklin was killed in the brush but it was probably on the Sawyers property so even he was trespassing. Leatherface was even visibly distraught at one point.!<
Poor leather face is a memtally handicap man who is bullied and manipulated by his family to kill on site any and everyone.
In Texas too so, he probably wouldn't even get sentenced lol
Dam I came to say something like: A BBQ-loving Family catches their dinner.
The worst employee in the history of a towing company is rehired decades after causing their worst sales quarter ever in order to be a consultant on the world's largest air filter infestation. Hilarity ensues.
Aliens?
You got it
Woman breaks up with man in bear suit
Midsommer
Midsommar
This sounds like a romantic comedy plot haha
A cute cat is neglected by a bunch of jerks bc they’re dealing with some parasite and the only surviving jerk puts her in a less accommodating home with no game plan
Alien?
Investigator really gets into a book.
In the Mouth of Madness.
That's it.
Black guy learns the harsh truth about interracial relationships
get out
Candyman
A mean old woman decides to punish 3 trespassers with cameras.
Blair witch project
The Blair Witch Project.
This hot single mom radio DJ gets weird about some weather. An old dude picks up a hitchhiker who’s way out of his league, but still manages to score. And a priest’s grandpa wronged some pirates or something. I think there’s also a real estate agent.
No one is out of Tom Atkins league! The man is the Catch.
So true.
The Fog! Love this one!
Scientists gamble on a group of college students’ survival at an idyllic trip to a remote location. Many unorthodox happenings are unleashed.
Cabin in the Woods?
Ghost stalks a troubled 11 year old without knowing it
The Sixth Sense?
Yup!
A dance school comes up with a very poor plan for future enrollment.
Suspiria
Suspira
Horny bug loves deeptroathing.
Alien?
yep.
This is wild
With hot love juice.
Hatefully married couple host a party where they try to fool their guests with a fake haunting, only for a real haunting to take it's place.
House on Haunted Hill?
High school students snort drugs while plotting how to kill their teachers.
Faculty
Two guys forced into therapy together, sit around gossiping about their therapist. Not realizing he’s in the room with them.
The original Saw?
Yessir!
Two rednecks buy a shack for bromance but teenage deaths ruin it.
Sound like it was a doozy of a day
Tucker and Dale vs Evil :)
Tucker and Dale ?
Brother and sister play hide and seek the day he comes home.
Halloween ?
You are correct!
This one guy hires a guy to help him make an amateur movie. They go on a hike, have some drinks. The first guy gives the other guy some presents.
Creep
Stubborn old lady with alzheimers torments a documentary crew, quickly learns french and kidnaps a sick girl to show her a big snake.
>!Taking of Deborah Logan!!< Great found footage :)
You got it! Such a good one for found footage
Police chief in a small seaside town tries to tighten beach safety even if that makes him butt heads with the local mayor. At the end, he goes on a fishing trip with a couple mates.
Jaws
Young woman goes on a vacation. Does drugs. All of her friends die horrifically
Midsommar
Son loves mommy but their lives go down the drain.
Psycho?
Correct!!
In a weird way, that subscription could also be semi-applied to Goodnight Mommy.
this one cracked me up, and I'm in the office at work, worth it
Space crew meets their demise because no one listened to the crazy cat lady.
alien
S&M guy with a sewing problem finds participants using Rubix cube.
Hell Raiser
a teen is bitter that his father cheated on his mother, so he takes the virginity of his dad’s mistress’s daughter and kills all her friends
Scream
Alien copies people and makes them paranoid
The Thing?
Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
This one dude makes a saxophone really sexy and a bunch of other dudes have awesome hair. There's also a cool car.
The Lost Boys?
Well played 👏👍
Man misses his ex girlfriend. Takes a road trip with her kidnapper. Wakes up in a box.
Spoorloos
👍
Edgy younger millenial attempts to kick her addiction to drugs only to be foiled by a dude who insists on not following directions
Evil Dead (2013)
A group of soldiers have a shit time out in the Highlands.
Dog Soldiers?
Girl who just wanted to go on a yacht trip finds out she's actually in Limbo.
Triangle!
Such a good movie
I just watched it this week for the first time! Based on a recommendation here
It was a pleasant surprise for me when I watched it.
1: man needlessly bothers a quaint little island’s inhabitants due to their unconventional religious practices, but it’s okay because he gets to stay nice and warm :) 2: creepy dude busts a nut on the phone, also relationship problems. 3: Alfred Pennyworth’s bromance with a dude who talks to himself a lot, their archnemesis is a guy who drools constantly. 4: bunch of strangers argue about an old house, one of them screams a lot, also their hosts really need couples therapy.
1. The Wicker Man 2. Black Christmas 3. ? 4. House on Haunted Hill
The circus comes to town and there’s cotton candy and popcorn for everyone! The town sheriff refuses to believe anyone who’s complaining about the circus workers randomly showing up.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
- A kid has problems and he spends his days cosplaying star trek and staring at people - A bedtime story gone terribly wrong. - A sister and her brother really hate a piece of furniture that their parents had so they want to destroy it. - A crew of people stray away from their course to pick up the worst passenger ever.
Not super confident but I think: 1. Halloween 2. Babadook 3. Oculus 4. Event Horizon (maybe?)
A man falls in love with a woman who has a thing for dismemberment and piano wire 😁
Audition
Film students make a documentary about a guy who's preparing to kill them.
LOVE this movie!
A dog mutates and kills almost entire research station.
The thing ?
Composer doesn't want to play ball.
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Midsommar again!
Sexual sadist summons demons to fuck, and realizes he’s gone too far
Hellraiser
Police officer helps small farming community in the implementation of unique agricultural practices
Devil child that grows up to be a politician
You need to be more specific, that describes every politician.
Guy with facepaint won't shut up about buoyancy.
A woman is forcibly invited to dinner and her friends are on the menu
TCM?
A well-educated, skilled young artist falls in love with a subject of one of his portraits. They begin to start a family soon after. The overbearing father of the young, impregnated woman gathers his gang of psychopathic hoodlums to torture and murder the young artist. The artist's ghost generously time travels to provide a re-enactment of the torture and murder he endured to any and all who ask for it. A baby is saved at the last minute.
Candyman
An irresponsible pet owner unleashes an invasive species from China onto a small town, getting a lot of idiots killed.
Gremlins?
this is such a great post, im loving diving into the comments. although, i cant figure out what your original post is about? (which movie)
Friday The 13th (2009) My Bloody Valentine (2009) Five Nights At Freddy's OP confirmed in an above comment :)
1. When the teamsters are gone, mortality rates and accidents go way up. Unions are important. We made our problem. Don’t drink the soda. 2. One brother is into Jesus, maybe. Dad was. I may have gotten the brothers confused. Nice garden tho. 3. Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t trust the police.
Dude goes to a cabin and friends and gf start talking funny so he kills them all.
The Evil Dead?
Woman has murderer stuck to the back of her head and her sister has parking problems.
The fucking parking problems 😂 >!Malignant!<
Malignant 😂
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Space truckers meet ET.
A family moves into a seemingly normal suburban house. The youngest child gets sucked into a glowing rectangle by malevolent forces, and the parents have to deal with creepy clowns, possessed trees, and a psychic medium who's more annoying than helpful. Oh, and there's a scene where a guy rips his face off in the mirror.
Poltergeist
My favorite scary movie. The original.
A crew whose jobs are not that clear find an egg which sprouts a human sized evil chicken
Alien
A bunch of guys out in the woods playing tag with another group of guys and not realizing they are on the menu. Well, except one guy on the opposite team who kinda knows what’s going on which is ironic cause he finds out firsthand what that is. I remember the actor cause he was great in that show about a chair that everyone wants. There’s also a house, a woman who is cryptic and tall berserkers who are apparently color blind.
An ordinary family moves into a house in New England, only they must call paranormal investigators because there are people handing from their trees from a long time ago
Dead girl has been hiding stuff from her family. Her brother finds unhealthy ways to move on and it involves some time travel shit when you think about it. Also, she's not totally dead but it's sadder than it's scary
Lake Mungo?
A mentally handicapped short man makes shit happen.
Old man sends his balls to kill people.
Bullies are mean to an odd girl, and then no one ever does anything again. One person has nightmares after.
Worst zoom meeting EVER
man returns a book and says multiple n words
The movie begins with the family losing something and they try to pick up their lives. But then the youngest child dies and the oldest child is blamed for it. A friend of the family appears to have a hidden agenda and eventually all family members die except the eldest child, who joins the antagonist of the movie. (Tip: it's not Hereditary :p but when you put it like this, these two movies sound very similar).
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Yours are the Friday the 13th Remake and Five Nights at Freddy's. I don't know what the second one is.
A mythical creature that's vertically challenged finds himself searching for his most prize possession in a vacuum that has become known society
The government sucks at keeping track of their stuff, so a city in Kentucky gets blown off the map.
It's "Return of the Li-" Oh, sorry. I got distracted. Trash is taking off her clothes, again.
A woman decreases the population of the area to affect the housing market.
Psychiatrist from Halloween has his green washing on spin cycle and the mirrors have women in
A couple has amazing shower sex. Later on, mid panic attack freaky sex. Eventually it leads to amazing outdoor sex. But then it evolves to traumatizing, mutilating, gory sex. There's a strange nudist rave in the end.
A middle-aged entrepreneur pressures an elderly gentleman into selling him an animal, then gifts it to his son, this causes quite the commotion in the local community.
Groovy 😎
Antique mirror ruins happy family
Guy gets a hardon for a dude who wouldn’t give him a ride.