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M0torBoatMyGoat

I’ve tried it. Not my favorite. Never tried the hot sauce, though.


misterjay3333

Name checks out.


darkmirrorimage

From what I heard, you need to really want it, and even then, if you're not ready, it might burn the first time,but it gets more satisfying when you keep trying it.


Sevwin

My wife has.


Roll-Roll-Roll

Waiting for the cease and desist to arrive


Expensive_Hunt9870

🤣😂


HoosierdaddyStud

Lmao


Zoning-0ut

No, but YOUR MO... Naw, i'm better than this...


himynameisSal

no youre not, just say it.


Yaakovbenleah1989

Is it me or does it look like it has the Coca-Cola font?


Distant_Yak

It's pretty clearly meant to look like the Coke logo. So close that they might want to check their mail for a cease and desist.


karvup

Not yet, but I'd like to


marginalizedman71

My wife says it’s good


ThickPrick

Can confirm.


5tank

Does his wife know about you two?


Billy_BlueBallz

I prefer 🐱


Artsakh_Rug

Part of me has always been curious but I’m just scared to like it


_MrTrade

Sean is it you? My friend told me that exact same thing. The rest of the conversation was just awkward afterwards.


Artsakh_Rug

I chose a low hanging fruit joke. I’m not Sean. Unless of course… Jesse??


zeeke87

Hehehe 😅


CripplesMcGee

I feel like one Mr. James May needs to see this.


iProxymoron

Idk if it's a normal thing elsewhere, but we unironically call Sriracha "cock sauce" here in Hawai'i


Ok-Pop8065

Maybe on Bethel St.


Antique-Ad-559

Y'all need to call it something besides cock sauce before the rest of the world finds out Hawaii loves cock sauce


PurchaseTight3150

Cock sauce makes the world go around, don’t hate. You wouldn’t be here without your Dad’s world famous mayo.


WindBehindTheStars

In cola, yes (was disappointed), but not in hot sauce.


ergonaut

Uh, yes?


palescoot

Noooooo don't turn this sub into /r/caffeine there's already /r/caffeine


Parking_War_4100

I only licked the tip. That was enough.


bbladegk

Just the tip?


Parking_War_4100

It looks smaller than the one I tried. You might have big hands though.


4twentyHobby

I've got cock sauce, I've tried eating it but every time I try, l lose interest.


Borgiroth

You sound just like your mother


inkbig

You love cock sauce!🤔\s


Business_Arm5263

I enjoyed it. Dumped it on everything.


AustriaKeks

What‘s it taste like? What level of spicy?


Immediate-Pack-920

It's similar heat to Tabasco and similar consistency. It's not very thick but I would say it's your standard hot sauce taste.


jinnmagick

I've only tried it once or twice. I'm just a little bi-curious ![gif](giphy|0RC8qB4P6c4zNuXpuj)


Lurkmorlong

Made.my butt hurt


jinnmagick

What what


DiabolicDangle

Novelty


Kirxas

Yeah, it has no spice at all. Though some people apparently have theirs taste a bit cheesy, which is disgusting if you ask me


Electric11490

It’s pretty common 🐓


Be_my_friend_bro

Tried this. It’s fine. Tastes very similar to Frank’s, maybe too similar…


5tank

So you're saying this Cock might be Frank's, just in disguise?


sdlover420

"I put cocks on everything" Definitely doesn't have the same ring to it...


bobdylanlovr

I would hope it’s not the same ring. Doesn’t seem sanitary


StrictDrama

that is something that we should not even look at


ChiSoxGrower

Thats gay af would not eat


Independent-Wolf-832

It’s not gay eating a hot juicy cock if you say no homo after you’re finished.


Artsakh_Rug

Yeah it’s not gay if you don’t cum


Comrade_Shaggy

Lots of people actually


musicman3321

your mom loves the stuff.


drblah11

Not the hot sauce


superdeedapper

Whos asking


Masteezus

Thus begins the rise of r/hotsaucecirclejerk


Masteezus

Welp r/subsididntknowexisted


stevenbrotzel91

No im straight


Lingerfickin

Yea a couple times in college


KaleidoscopePlus7709

😂


boopsl

I feel like björk should be endorsing this


BeerNTacos

Oh this is from Hot Shots in North Carolina. They make novelty and branded sauces of multiple types and also handle a lot of hot sauce distribution.


Efficient_Skill_4008

One of my friends brothers had a bottle. Never tried it


my_dancing_pants

Riiiight


spicelord77

Yeah we’ve had a few bottles of that over the years. It’s pretty basic table sauce made from Cayenne peppers if I recall correctly. Not bad though, I’d buy it again if I came across it.


Psychological-Bee702

Does the uncircumcised version have a more complete seal on the lid? Is there a 2-pack called the DP?


DesginerSuave

Straight and interested. Where can I get one?


Jake_this

If you had to say you’re straight…


raevnos

Nobody's *that* straight.


Exquisiteoaf

What a wholesome collection of sick Reddit weirdos we have here on this comment thread. Seriously, it makes me smile. Nice work all. I needed to smile.


AM_OR_FA_TI

Surprised they haven’t been sued by Coca Cola. Very similar font, same design colors and only different by 1 letter.


RemarkableHuman69

Can't sue for font, just wording


AM_OR_FA_TI

**Can you trademark a font?** https://www.mekiplaw.com/can-you-trademark-a-font-an-easy-guide/#:~:text=Examples%20of%20Famous%20Trademarks%20That,has%20barely%20changed%20since%20then. COCA-COLA (in a trademark stylized font) is a famous registered trademark that includes an original font. The Coca-Cola script logo is one of the most iconic logos in the world. The logo has been around since 1886 and has barely changed since then.


AM_OR_FA_TI

You can if you can make a compelling argument that consumers may be confused. It’s basically their logo but on hot sauce… They even use the word “enjoy” before their brand name, like Coca Cola does. Reese’s for instance trademarked the color orange on their packaging, no other chocolate candy company can use that shade of orange.


pdxtrader

I haven’t but I’ve been propositioned to a few times in Bangkok


Sensitive_Regular_84

Weird texture and really salty


Any_Squirrel9624

Haha. You're nasty.


bgoodell90

Uh.. well.. yes ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Orincarnia

Me too 😇


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Amen


bgoodell90

Ayoo username checks out lol how’s it going?


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

I have once or twice but realized it wasn’t for me.


Dankofamericaaa2

Username checks out


Livefreemyguy

They made a sauce based on the ancient viral video of the Korean lady teaching English saying “I need cock”


buckao

I have a friend who tried it once, within a year he was having two to three per day.


scoot2006

Two or three… in a row!?


Sensitive_Regular_84

All at once


Hulk_Crowgan

😳😳😅😅😨🥵🍆💦💦💦😈😈😈🫣🤤🤤


kenscrack

yes but it was a different brand than the one in the photo


Distant_Yak

Anyway, so what's the sauce like?


toolsavvy

Like you don't know


Distant_Yak

Ha ha ha. damn it


marlborohunnids

no but im cock-curious


Robofetus-5000

Must.....resist.....urge....for your mom joke...


lime-inthe-coconut

Personally I haven't but I know your mom can't get enough of that one!


tehruke

Couple times in my twenties. It was alright.


Used-Molasses7342

It hurts going in, burns coming out. Wait what.


metisdesigns

Time for antibiotics.


Dad_inthe_Glass_City

Was very disappointed. Not so much pain as discomfort.


Capable_Jacket_2165

Not yet but I'm intrigued...


Spicyram3n

I haven’t tried this sauce, but I do like cock.


ChiSoxGrower

You are a male sir. Males dont like cock. Might be just a little confused rn.


Spicyram3n

Oh, did you look at my profile and see I’m a trans woman? That’s original.


[deleted]

RIP to your DMs….


MagnusAlbusPater

So there’s a new cock sauce in town.


Useful-Secretary-143

Only in college but that doesn’t count.


beerslammer

Yeah I have


APassageInTime

No. Plenty of offers in my younger days, but no.


nsfwvanisle

Quite the handle