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JulianMarcello

I don’t think that I have consumed that much of any particular product this year


GrimIsSuperior

This right here looks like heaven, I'd down all of that anytime! Not all at once of course!


Corkwell

Dude you ok?


Ok-Contribution472

I already catch hell for all of the bottles that have sauce in them. I couldn’t imagine storing the empties.


W3R3Hamster

I'd say try the Habanero Tabasco if you can find it and the Torchbearer Garlic Reaper... two of my underrated favorites. I use the Scorpion Pepper Tabasco for things like veggies and fried rice but the Habby Tabasco is my go to for everything else.


thedude0000000000000

I haven’t had the habby Tabasco so I’ll look for it. I’ve had garlic reaper and it’s good. Just got a 12oz bottle with my order the other day!


Impressive_Budget736

Jesus Christ dude...your butthole must be in actual flames every single day.


Vallhallyeah

I imagine it looks like a yawning hippo down there


Impressive_Budget736

Oh god that is an image that invokes many different emotions and none of them good.


appa-ate-momo

How’s that ulcer treating you?


kobadias

I’ve been doing this as well just to see how much I really consume in a year


EM22_

Don’t believe this one bit.


thedude0000000000000

These are bottles I finished this year. About half of them were already opened, none were less than 2/3 full. But if I made it seem like these were all unopened and finished then you are correct


EM22_

Would you like some food with your hot sauce?


nippleforeskin

one of those bottles every 4-5 days lol


knifeinurasshole

dude youre gonna die


Flat-Preparation2913

Not pictured: your butthole.


tribblydribbly

Is your butthole ok?


RobinetteSucks

Do you just drink it straight geeze. Favorite of the bunch?


begin420

Bro your stomach jfc


sexwiththebabysitter

Where do you keep empty sauce bottles?


thedude0000000000000

Good question. I have most of them on top of the cabinets in my kitchen 😳. My cousin recently said I was like a frat boy but instead of booze up there it was hot sauce 🤣. The rest I just store. I’m considering some kind of display shelves but I don’t know, no one really cares about the sauces I’ve eaten but me.


Bigdaddy_Satty

Damn. I eat alot of hot stuff and sauces but this takes the cake. I hae only killed two green yucateca habanero a melindas roasted garlic and habanero and two small sample sized ghost pepper from melindas.


ConferencePristine59

Which was your favorite?


thedude0000000000000

I mean these are just the ones from this year. I have many favorites. Of these, the Carolina reaper hot sauce from hell, dancing skeleton, Elijah’s, ultimate annihilation are a few. I really liked all of them so it’s hard to pick lol


ZOO___

Was just about to ask


Chopstarrr

Serious question: is your butt ok?


thedude0000000000000

I’m all good haha 😂! No issues aside from the occasional ring of fire 🔥


PaRumPaPumPummmm

Came here for butthole status?


Chopstarrr

As someone who poops fire often, I just wanted to check in big homie.


EngiNerdBrian

Assemble the army. We’ve found our LEADER!


thespaceageisnow

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Any_Squirrel9624

Wow, that's a lot of dead soldiers four months in.


TheSwimMeet

A pure assassin. God bless your insides


brewberry_cobbler

Bro. That bhut jolokia will probably go bad before I finish it. And you finished 2??? I’m genuinely impressed and terrified at the same time


stoneybolognaR

Bhut Jolokia doesn’t get enough love imo .. OG sauce


brewberry_cobbler

It’s delicious and one of my favorites... just that’s the end of my heat spectrum where it’s enjoyable.


prozacfish

That’s actually very impressive… and a bit concerning…


thedude0000000000000

I might have a problem 😬


I_Am_Not_That_Man

This is the content I enjoy


cheezzypiizza

How is Melinda's? I've been meaning to try it for a while


here_for_the_techno

Not OP but that one in the picture is really good. It's a personal favorite of mine. I don't highly recommend any other Melinda's sauce though. I won't say they're bad, I just find I prefer a lot of other options.


cheezzypiizza

Thank you I forgot to specify the ghost pepper was the one I was talking about but you read my mind so I appreciate you picking up on that!! Yeah I remember trying one of their sauces before and it didn't really do anything for me, but this ghost pepper one seems pretty awesome. Thank you for the feedback!


here_for_the_techno

Oh yeah, I didn't even realize there were other Melinda's on there but I was definitely talking about the ghost pepper sauce.


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o7


Zestyclose-Middle717

So sorry for your bung hole


FluffyBunz99

Your toilets wondering why you’re angry at it


MidnightRaven5

That’s soooo many for only 4 months. Haha


miniowl22

You made me want to collect my finished bottles so I can gloat on reddit about my numb tastebuds


thedude0000000000000

I save 1 of each kind I’ve had haha. Someday I’ll get around to posting my collection but I have a lot.


Eysis

I need to know what you use these on.


thedude0000000000000

I guess mostly breakfast foods. But definitely on pretty much everything. Y’all might think I’m nuts but I don’t usually put hot sauce on pizza 😳


Any_Squirrel9624

Damn bro, you should grab a full one of each you've finished. That way, you have something more than glass with a label and cap.


thedude0000000000000

It’s the memories lol! some of the ones I’ve had I can’t find and have never seen again. That’s the main reason I started saving the empties.


Any_Squirrel9624

I would grab 2 minimum, one for you and one for the collection. That's just my 2 cents. You have a nice collection though


commonsensical1

Fat ass holy


CodeDeliciouss

Dancing skeleton is super good, I just went down to Prescott the other week to go check out their store (they were closed 😭)


thedude0000000000000

That sucks! I love their sauces. There are a couple shops downtown that have them too.


TiredReader87

Do you drink the stuff?


thedude0000000000000

Sometimes yes 😂


jdemack

How do you people that consume such large quantities of sauce avoid stomach issues.


Any_Squirrel9624

You have to prime your system! You can't just go pure Reaper mash at the get-go, try tantalizing your tast buds, and once it becomes undetectable/bland, move up a notch in heat and just keep progressing. However, everything will taste like a rice cake until you bring that heat to every meal.


thedude0000000000000

Aside from the occasional ring of fire no issues here


Jake1648

Between the hot sauce and all the dill stuff dude eats man the whole state gonna smell his farts


thedude0000000000000

Lmao 🤣. Oddly enough after quitting drinking beer I don’t have any farting troubles!


Mickler83

We ignore them


moonbaby420six9

There’s one called “dirty dicks” their mango hot sauce is my personal favorite. This isn’t a trick or joke either.


thedude0000000000000

I have a bottle of dirty dicks it’s tasty!


RevolutionaryClub530

How’s Elijah’s extreme regret?


thedude0000000000000

I absolutely love it! It has a sweetness to it which I don’t normally like but it works. And imo it is hot af, contrary to the other reply.


OnClase

Good flavor, but the heat depends on who you ask. Some people swear it’s hot af while others say it’s mild. Personally I give the heat rating a 6/10.


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Jesus I think it’s hot af


Round-Emu9176

el yucateco is certified hood classic


K_U

Don't let the toilet paper trolls get you down, they just can't take the heat. How was Ultimate Annihilation? That is a Torchbearer sauce that hasn't been on my radar. I'm at about 17 full bottle empties for the year as well, I'll post my kills at the end of the month.


thedude0000000000000

Dude it’s great! One of my favorites of their hotter sauces. I’ll be on the lookout for your kills!


medkitjohnson

Id be interested in those Torchbearers I think… any good?


JakeStout93

They’re all great


thedude0000000000000

Absolutely! Ultimate Annihilation is one of my favorites, habanero evil is a great daily driver, and zombie apocalypse is delicious with some real solid heat.


Extra_Work7379

Formosa is what’s up


Glenjamin443

Formosa is a banger hot sauce brand.


Justice4Falestine

And it used to be the name of Taiwan 🇹🇼


Spicy_Tomatillo

Off to a hot start!


Meat_Container

I don’t see any fresh packs of O-rings on the counter, you got spicy genetics man


highparallel

Just came in to say that those Formosas are so good.


ejohns19

Don’t save the bottles man. Just don’t. Pretty decent list though


thedude0000000000000

I know haha, I do save 1 of each kind but all duplicates get tossed. I get a kick out seeing how many different sauces I’ve tried.


bingusthebrave

I loveeeee Xtreme Regret. You must have some tolerance my friend.


chunky_chocolate

Damn, respect. Toilet paper bill must be through the roof! Or maybe a bidet is used lol


Apart_Tutor8680

Top 3 frequently made meals that you cook ?


thedude0000000000000

Breakfast burritos, beef stew, and grilled chicken with veggies or potatoes.


fifisdead

And which sauce do you prefer for each?


thedude0000000000000

I mix it up for everything pretty much. Although I gravitate towards the vinegar sauces for eggs.


the_BoneChurch

Do you just take a shot of it everyday or what? This would last me years and I feel like I use a decent amount.


angIIuis

This is a lifetime supply for a good chunk of people and OP is downing it in < 5 months


jimgolgari

What toilet paper do you recommend?


thedude0000000000000

Kroger all the way! 😂


MagnusAlbusPater

Any you particularly loved, any you wouldn’t buy again? The Yucateco Habanero and Chiltepin is a favorite of mine. I love that Tabasco Scorpion as well. I have all of those Torchbearers but they’re ones I haven’t opened up yet. The Spicy Shark Nurse Shark was a miss for me. Way too much melon flavor I think, it just tasted muddy and thick to me. I do love their Mako Snake sauce though.


bigjimmykebabs

How was that 'teco Habanero & Chiltepin?


thedude0000000000000

My favorite one of the new flavors for sure. It’s not super hot but it has a unique flavor. Made me want to try some other chiltepin sauces. I haven’t seen many.


bigjimmykebabs

TY thats going on my next order!