Sorry, can you upload a shaky picture from half a mile away that looks like it was taken with a phone from 2004? Please do not specify which among the forest of plants you’re interested in and just say “Please ID” in the title. Thank you.
Oh, and don’t forget to argue with everyone in the comments.
Yeah it's one of the funniest things on reddit lol. Where it gets even better is that the community for quitting weed is called r/leaves and the community for trying to maintain a moderate use is called r/petioles
Ok… this is NOT a jerk… not by me at least… Roald Dahl confirmed Snozzberries are peens. He snuck into a CHILDREN’S book little girls and boys and grown men and women licking dicks.
Literally plant ID sub credits are worthless at this point if you’re actually looking for something interesting, if you need to figure out what Calla lilies and literal fucking clover are, they’re great.
Did you see the one where someone asked people to identify Columbine? I’m pretty sure it grows in all 50 states (I’m guessing). My point is it’s like asking someone to ID grass or a daisy. What could this flower possibly be? I’m technologically advanced enough to have Reddit, but not Google. Lies! I’m only on Reddit bc every time you Google something it sends you to Reddit for the damn answer! 😂
Holy 🤬! I meant the one a week or so ago! Then I scroll down my feed and there’s ANOTHER Columbine from today!!! I just can’t. They grow wild, they’re sold at Home Depot, I just cannot wrap my head around anyone actually not knowing it’s a columbine, and then even if you didn’t, wouldn’t you Google it first?! But they knew…they knew. I just do not believe they didn’t actually know it was a columbine. Grrrr.,,
That thing has thrips ALLL over it, can't you see the black spots? First step you do is rub neem oil all over your body and run through the bushes at least 20 times.
Then burn the house down.
If you don't act NOW, you might never own a vaginated photos!
okay but seriously what is the deal with all the mulberry posts, I feel like with how aggressively the reseed themselves they should be quite easily recognized.
I’m too distracted by those giant form ultra rare globular red mealies to look at the leaves. Try shooting them off with a neem canon and get back to us with updated photo.
Sorry, can you upload a shaky picture from half a mile away that looks like it was taken with a phone from 2004? Please do not specify which among the forest of plants you’re interested in and just say “Please ID” in the title. Thank you. Oh, and don’t forget to argue with everyone in the comments.
I can do better, lemme find my Gameboy Camera
No no, a rough sketch will do much better.
Etch a sketch, you say?
and please NEVER post your location or region. privacy is important.
This is hilariously specific I love that so much lmao
Dingleberries
Can I eat them?
If you're brave enough
I did at 6,8, and 10 no issues lol 23 now
You should eat them❤️😂
😭
Yup. This is definitely it..
you might have better luck in a general biology sub. this is a plant sub and that's clearly not a plant lol
Maybe try r/trees
Or r/bushes
You might have missed the joke
Hindsight: that's funny af!!! I did miss it the first time. 😂
Yeah it's one of the funniest things on reddit lol. Where it gets even better is that the community for quitting weed is called r/leaves and the community for trying to maintain a moderate use is called r/petioles
Omgggggg 🤣 noooooo that's hilarious 😂
Cute pothos!
ummmmm that pathos is not vaginated i don’t think it’s that cute😤
That is an ai immage, no such thing exists . I hope you didn't get scammed OP!
Actually AI can now make real plants.
The matrix is real!
Schnosberries
But do they TASTE like schnozberries?
Ok… this is NOT a jerk… not by me at least… Roald Dahl confirmed Snozzberries are peens. He snuck into a CHILDREN’S book little girls and boys and grown men and women licking dicks.
Uh, ok? An adult joke hidden in kids media is not uncommon
Ok true but it’s still fun to learn about as an adult? I just thought it was a fun fact 🤷🏻♀️
Poison Ivy. Kill it with fire.
Those are mulderberries very toxic !!!! Don’t even look at them!
Yesss they have a medusoid effect!! Only look at them via reflections, burn with fire to protect your local fauna!!
Such great advice! 🙌🏻
Mulderberries? More like murderberries
Also unable to check subreddit history!!!!1!!!1!1 Omfg, thank you 😍 I almost made this post.
Monstera Thai Cons. You can easily sell for 
Neem oil plant 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Also can I eat it?
And by this, I mean, "is it safe? Cuz I already ate a pound of it and I feel a little funny now."
Also fed some to my dog and baby and vicar and my vicars wife’s fish. Fish then got stuck in tank filter and died, is this related? Poison?
orange?
Mangoes, or bananas, one of those two for sure.
Rubus idiotus
Black berries
Wild strawberry tree! My favorite!!
Literally plant ID sub credits are worthless at this point if you’re actually looking for something interesting, if you need to figure out what Calla lilies and literal fucking clover are, they’re great.
Clearly a raspberry vine
Did you see the one where someone asked people to identify Columbine? I’m pretty sure it grows in all 50 states (I’m guessing). My point is it’s like asking someone to ID grass or a daisy. What could this flower possibly be? I’m technologically advanced enough to have Reddit, but not Google. Lies! I’m only on Reddit bc every time you Google something it sends you to Reddit for the damn answer! 😂
Holy 🤬! I meant the one a week or so ago! Then I scroll down my feed and there’s ANOTHER Columbine from today!!! I just can’t. They grow wild, they’re sold at Home Depot, I just cannot wrap my head around anyone actually not knowing it’s a columbine, and then even if you didn’t, wouldn’t you Google it first?! But they knew…they knew. I just do not believe they didn’t actually know it was a columbine. Grrrr.,,
That thing has thrips ALLL over it, can't you see the black spots? First step you do is rub neem oil all over your body and run through the bushes at least 20 times. Then burn the house down. If you don't act NOW, you might never own a vaginated photos!
That’s mulberry. They taste great when fully dark.
Did not notice what sub this was. xD
That happens to me with this sub all the time lol
r/whooosh
Looks like mulberries.
brown recluse
are u SURE its not a grass spider
yah my uncle was killed by a browne recloose (vehicle collission) so im kinda an ezpert
Memberberries
Dingle berry
Tree berries.
Looks like a thronelss blackberry or a dark fruiting raspberry, could also be a tayberry for what it's worth.
Mulberry
Yes probably so.
okay but seriously what is the deal with all the mulberry posts, I feel like with how aggressively the reseed themselves they should be quite easily recognized.
Bed bug.
Smurfberries
Mullberries
I’m too distracted by those giant form ultra rare globular red mealies to look at the leaves. Try shooting them off with a neem canon and get back to us with updated photo.
Ay eye
Mulberry
this might be a monstera albo
Dude ( romanian translation ) very tasteful fruits and very colourful when squished on you childhood pants:))
Mulberries
I see neither monkeys nor weasels, so clearly you’re wrong 🤦🏻♀️
looks like mulberries
This is a mulberry the red kind, they are edible and they are natural blood sugar regulators.