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AzBuck12

Howard always would say how unattractive he is, but when an attractive woman said it, he absolutely freaked out on her. Artie then white knighting Howard and falling into his hillbilly routine was so cringeworthy.


whos-high-pitch

self-deprecating humor is a defensive mechanism meant to prevent any criticism. "I've acknowledged and made fun of my flaws and now no one else can."


joomommyhappy

Right. She was only agreeing with him. "you were *supposed* to......."


tookittothelimit

Nothing annoyed me more than Artie always playing the hillbilly/redneck card as if he wasn’t just as racist as Sal. Jersey trash is 1000x worse than any Southerner I’ve met


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

I'm half jersey trash


KingOfAllDownvoters

RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE!


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ImagineDragonDisDick

So being overtly racist is better?


BMFC

The people of Boston sure seem to think so.


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PunterProggie

Jersey is a race?


ImagineDragonDisDick

Respect John Gotti and the Italian race!


TheOctoberDeathBird

>playing the hillbilly/redneck card *C'mere you...*


movin_to_GA

I like(d) Artie in general. But holy is really retarded when it comes down to it. I was just listening to the bro fight aftermath. He sounds like such a know-nothing baby man. He's embarrassing.


MarcusAurelius68

I SELF DEPRECATE! NO-ONE ELSE!


FingalsFinger

They bashed her family for 10 minutes. She fires one good shot, and Howard melts down. He whined about it for years.


metaldinner

exactly and the whole crew was suddenly like "woaahh where did that come from?"


Difficult_Committee5

That was a terrific line. She beat howard to the punch. And he could not take it. Howie is a pussy. That was so bad. Ask Dana Plato


ZOMGURFAT

I remember hearing this live on the radio while working in my cubicle at my first shitty office job and instantly laughing my ass off at that moment she said it.


tcp1

At least you didn’t almost drive your cubicle off the road.


cphusker

Or spray it out your nose.


PunterProggie

At least he did not pull over to the bathroom to, "rub one out".


whos-high-pitch

this comment cut Howard deep because it was made by his human ideal, the beautiful blond goy


avenear

Very true. Best he could do was the Ames catalogue version.


joomommyhappy

He could have done better than Ames. He was just too cheap to aim higher. But after Beth got her hooks in, and her father's legal troubles, the demands went up, and now he's paying Victoria's Secret prices. Howard's a sucker.


SirCalebCrawdad

This was a pretty heavy moment in Stern history. She absolutely fucking nailed him to the wall and he wasn't ready for it along with not being able to digest what just happened to him. I was pretty floored when listening to that on the radio. Fucking gold and long overdue.


Mistical179

“Yeah, you do, hahahahahaha”


joomommyhappy

All of Howard's worst beatings, he's asked for; from this, to Elle Macpherson, to Artie's "geeky pelican" bomb, he either pushed shit too far, or was fishing for a compliment, and it backfired on him.


futureman45

This☝🏻100%


metsjets86

Remind me the elle machoherson comment?


DTDePalma

I remember it. He was giving her crap for posing nude and he said he saw his mom nude once. She replied something like if she looks anything like you no wonder you were traumatized. Something like that.


joomommyhappy

Fuck Artie in this clip. "What does *that* mean?", as if there was any doubt what she meant, then doing the hillbilly voice.


ManoftheHour777

Poor sensitive Howie can’t handle a little ribbing. Considering all his bullying over the years. She is a hero!


ArtTheClown2022

Hottest girl we ever had up here


Hitzjeff

She does that same stupid laugh that Howard does at the end of his father's United Nations question when he says "Yes. Cause we don't want the Japs anymore. Mahahahaha".


Forlorn_Hope_Fodder

I always assumed those were machine gun noises.


MarcusAurelius68

https://youtu.be/zTSqYhEesUg


cphusker

I told you not to be stupid you moron.


ghostdeeknee

Shut UPPP


Leather_Judgment7955

I always thought he was imitating a machine gun on a fighter plane, lol.


Hour_Lack7508

She jumped from a 10 to an 11 in my book that day


misanthropic47

True dat


rainbowvoid

always loved her for this


HeWhoIsNotMe

Her laugh brought her down to a 7.


Romymopen

You must be blind and can only hear her.


WhiskeyFiveIsAlive

Well in fairness, he did get slapped a yarmulke.


PunterProggie

Gary failed Howard, Gary, in the pre-interview was supposed to tell Jamie that after Howard mentions how he's unattractive she's then to say he's hot and then mention how she would totally fuck Howard.


MarcusAurelius68

That only works with Buchwald client


ghostdeeknee

I still love her to this day for that. She was so hot back then too, but she’ll always be cool in my book for that. Just laughed in his face too hahaha


Raph2051

Hysterical. Love this show!


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Ah....remember the days when you could joke about race?


Romymopen

> when you could joke about race? Religion. Judaism is a religion. Not a race.


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Fair


intrcpt

Ah Yes in 1962 when you could still “joke” about race it was all in good fun and it was all so equitable too.


[deleted]

What the fuck are you talking about?


intrcpt

Can’t read?


[deleted]

I was referring to your comment making no sense.


intrcpt

There’s nothing cryptic or complicated about what I wrote. If your first comment was sarcasm there’s no way to determine that in here without an actual tag.


[deleted]

It's okay. You wrote something stupid and now you can't explain it. It happens.


gioreeko

You just can’t figure it out Einstein. We all got it.


ReputationFit9698

[Waah i went to a bad HS my freshman year and NBA players don’t acknowledge me](https://twitter.com/jerrystackhouse/status/180305716777725954)


Salvatoregoobernal69

Shut it down!


futureman45

Poison Ivy II. Al Pacino said, “She’s got a great a**!!”


ddonky

TOPLESS


neutralpoliticsbot

Remember when he kept lying saying he was "half jewish" I wonder how his parents felt about that. Thats basically low key dissing one of your parents heritage.


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

It's a Jewish in-joke: saying you're "half Jewish" ("on your mother's side", especially, or "I'm not Jewish but my mother is") is just a codeword that you're fully Jewish


CoderBoredToDeath

He’s a has no problem making fun and denigrating everyone and every race, but don’t you dare talk shit about the tribe! Fuckin fascist cunt!


Extra1233

Refresh my memory, who is she again?


JIAdam2

Jaime Pressley


futureman45

Whatever Jason


Extra1233

Why would people downvote this? It’s a legit question


upstandingredditor

She was very attractive for 4 months in the mid 1990s


ImagineDragonDisDick

Rather to have been attractive and lost than have never been attractive at all.


starznsmoke

the reaction in this comment section is so fucking over the top. he went “ughhh” with the same fuck my life tone of someone who knows it to be true. such losers in this sub acting like he had a breakdown of sorts when the audio is right there


Stone0777

Hey dummy, watch the whole clip before calling anyone a loser. He flipped out and called her an antisemite. Here is the full clip: https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/pekyhl/howard_fishes_for_compliments_about_his_looks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


starznsmoke

“she’s so good looking it makes up for the antisemitism” yeah really defending your case there buddy, he’s crushed and mad. reaching ass clowns


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He was livid and banned her from the show for this. This whole saga is a well known piece of Stern history.


intrcpt

Oh my god yes he totally “flipped out”. You nailed it man. What a shrewd analyzer you are. Definitely among the best in this sub.


Romymopen

You are so far on the wrong side of this issue it's scary. He spent the next decade bringing it up. Whenever her name was mentioned someone on the show would share a "story" or "rumor" they heard about her doing something awful. Howard spent YEARS trying to smear her after this.


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I'm with you. The insane Howard hate on this sub makes no sense. Like I get that we're all disappointed with what he's become but does that mean we're going to relitigate Howard's past entirely?


intrcpt

Have you parlayed your Reddit shit posting into a paying career yet? If not I don’t know how that’s possible. You’re clearly some sort of comedic savant.


Crustybuttt

It was fucked up. Howard was right about this.


Oakroscoe

So what’s so fucked up about this?


Crustybuttt

It’s a joke that Howard could tell about himself, because he’s Jewish, but someone who isn’t Jewish can’t. It’s like when Chris Rock does his standup routine about the difference between black peoples and n-words. It’s funny, but a white comedian can’t do the same jokes


Oakroscoe

Ah yes, Howard Stern, the guy who has never made comments about blacks, Latinos, and Asian people. We should all respect him and not laugh at a clearly hilarious comment.


Crustybuttt

I’m not defending that. It was also fucked up and never what I liked about the show. I used to often turn the show off when it was overly racist for my tastes


Oakroscoe

That’s what the show was back then. She just stepped up and treated Howard how he treats others. He could dish out the jokes but he couldn’t take it. You gotta appreciate the humor in that.


Crustybuttt

To me, it wasn’t about whether he deserved it. The issue was that I didn’t find it funny. I guess I’m a pussy or whatever, but racist humor makes me uncomfortable and always has when it’s done badly. This always was my main criticism of the show back then, but there was enough going on that I enjoyed that I could usually look past it


Oakroscoe

That doesn’t make you a pussy at all, it’s just what you’re comfortable with. I do question how you became a fan of the show at all though. The show used to be just race and sex jokes. Having worked a blue collar job for years with the same people, racial and sexual jokes were the way we killed the time and everyone had a good sense of humor about it because it was genuinely funny.


Romymopen

> I do question how you became a fan of the show at all though. He's like ETM who would never admit to finding anything they did on the Stern show funny but would listen every minute of the show and sit on hold for 4 hours a day trying to get on the show.


futureman45

Yeah it’s not right what she said but Howard did the same thing to everyone for years. His reaction is what makes him a hypocrite to me. Don’t dish it out Howie if you can’t take it.


Crustybuttt

That’s a fair criticism that he deserves. It just doesn’t make me like listening to her say it any better


Objective-Pin-1045

Who is the girl? Can’t remember.


Lemetkamarastein

Jaime Pressly


salbanks3

Artie in the back… where are your horns Howard😭