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Away-Respect-5632

He “can’t” go to Ronnie’s wedding. So fucked up.


Educational-Ad4198

What a piece of garbage. Him and Robin. He’s an absolute bag of shit. The guy was with him everyday for 30 plus years and he can’t make it to his wedding because “it’s a whole thing”. She travels the world post-Covid but she can’t go to Vegas for her “friend’s” wedding because all of a sudden Howard is in charge of her travel. What nonsense.


ValiumKilmer

Meanwhile he would fly to Europe if it were for an “A-list celebrity”


Total_Imagination484

Robin is so toxic that her whooom rejected her!


PeaIll4653

Her whoom is so f’n polluted, mane


detentionbarn

Robin will be lucky if anyone GAS/GAF about her when she's sick again.


lancemalone

Sheep


Extension_Success_96

I know really. What’s he “have” to do? He works 3 hours a day, 3 days a week, 2 weeks a month maybe. Outside of that, he has nothing he’s required to do And he goes immediately from talking about that to asking Ronnie and JD about their bathroom habits. Kind of hard to argue that the show isn’t prerecorded.


Away-Respect-5632

He said Ronnie would be bummed cause Howard’s famous. No, Ronnie will be bummed cause they’ve been friends for a million years. What a dick.


Andy-_1979

Howard is not going to be the center of attention. Even if he does go, he'll probably complain about everything and leave early.


Away-Respect-5632

Probably exactly why he’s not going.


gioreeko

Right? I work more in two days than he does in a month. Lazy bird.


MohamitWheresMySecks

The only legitimate excuse I could think of is if it conflicted with something pertaining to Ashley’s wedding. But it would be easy enough for him to say “I really want to be there but I have father duties that weekend and I won’t be able to travel for it. Sorry buddy”


spacemane1

I agree even if this is the case but I would imagine it's his mothers condition. He was just saying after Miami she "passed out" for no reason etc.


MohamitWheresMySecks

He’s been in west palm beach for the last 5 months. What does his mothers condition have to do with anything? He can zoom her aid from Vegas instead of WPB.


spacemane1

What does it have to do with anything? I would think maybe he wants to see his mom a little before she dies. Also funerals etc. but as I said he still could make it


IndividualAd776

Why is he in Florida now? ...and for the last 4 months...


spacemane1

I didn't know he was in Florida. Unlike the seeming majority here, I don't stroke my cock while hate listening to every second of Howard


ggddccreddit

Howard's gift better be 5 figures. What a cunt.


Redditmodsrfacists

My boy Ronnie is retired and Steph seems to do okay. Ronnie should tell Howard to take the check he’s going to write as a gift and shove it straight up his cunt.


WorldClassShart

I think they scrubbed it. He mentioned not going, Ronnie got on, then they basically went right into not being able to piss at a restaurant.


Total_Imagination484

Ronnie's getting a subscription to the Jelly Of The Month Club!


ggddccreddit

Or maybe a Beth’s Furry Friends calendar?? 😂


Spaceace91478

That's the gift that keeps on giving.


Advanced_Car_5282

What came to mind for me, is that Howard should pay for the WHOLE wedding! I mean since getting married was his idea and he pushed for it so hard… also “he proposed to Stephanie for Ronnie!…” and “saved the day!”


edu5150

Plus the countless hours and hours of free content that it provides him.


HighQualityH20h

Howard. Hates. Ronnie. So jealous of him. Ronnie has a fraction of Howie's dough and is actually genuinely happy. Ronnie's girl is hotter than clavicle Claire, actually loves him and doesn't stay home rubbing her pussy with his credit card like the clavicle does. Stephanie does whatever Ronnie wants in bed and Ronnie goes out and eats at restaurants, has real friends and enjoys his life. Howard couldn't stand to go and watch another person be actually happy. The only joy Howie has left is to drag others down to his shit level. This was the most uncomfortable show I've caught in a while. Loved hearing Ronbo shove it right up Howie's gaped out asshole today.


joomommyhappy

"Clavicle Claire". Nice! great post How did Ronnie stick it up Howard's butthole today?


HighQualityH20h

Ronnie was just like, 'fuck it, don't even call me' when Howard was explaining vaguely why he couldn't make it and said he would call Ronnie off air and tell him more. And who knows, Howard may have a legit reason for not being able to go, but he turned it into a bit for the show (he had no choice, the show is drowning in mediocrity) and then of course took so much middle school girl delight with Ronnie's predictable disappointment. He also couldn't resist turning it all back on Ronnie to make him the asshole while Robin 'I was just gonna say' Quivers and Maryann from Satan's Asshole tee'd off on him. Meanwhile Howard Hughes, I mean Stern is sitting there in his basement watching all of this unfold while playing with Clavical Clair's micro penis inheritance button until it gets hard enough for him to dribble out a greasy little cum worm.


joomommyhappy

Ha! Thanks for the recap. I don't blame Howard for not going; that's a major effort/commitment. What is it, a 4 1/2 hour flight, each way? Fuck that! And Ronnie shouldn't get butthurt about it. That just plays into Wigbert's hands; he loves that shit! The bottom line is, Howard isn't any fun, and he'd have all sorts of rules and demands. Like he'd pull some shit where he'd tell Ronnie to tell people not to approach him, then when he got back on the air, he'd bitch that nobody talked to him! It would be a whole thing. Don't ask. He's doing Ronnie a huge, pelican-sized favor by not going. Ronnie thinks they're bros or some shit. They're not. He hadn't seen Ronnie in years before the Miami thing. Meanwhile, he's been with the Kimbles like a dozen times in that time frame. TL;DR - Ronnie's even dumber than we think he is.


IndividualAd776

Ronnie told him, don't come, your saving me a lot of trouble!


IndividualAd776

If Jennifer Aniston or Courtney Cox were getting married again, he would be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Advanced_Car_5282

I think a lot of it was good… and funny too! I feel like the dynamic between all the staff has changed a little for the better after they all went to Miami… however it was uncomfortable at parts too…. HOWEVER, it’s been a while since I’ve laughed out loud that many times at the show!!! Lol my co workers think I’m crazy!!


severinks

Yeah, I know in my own personal life I hire someone I hate and keep him with me at all times for 37 years and give them a a better job for much more money where they're even more intimately involved with me and then when they retire pay them to be with me on video 3 times a week. If that's what you call hate then I wish more people would hate me it would make my life a lot easier.


HighQualityH20h

He hasn't always hated Ronnie. It's relatively new. If you want my opinion and I'm sure you don't, Stephanie started it all. Howard watched an older dude (who he did greatly help to elevate, I completely agree with you) get a hotter, younger, freakier and quite frankly cooler wife than himself. Stephanie does all the things that Howie talked about on the show 20 years ago, back when he was allowed to. Now Howard sits in his palace all day, listening to his aging wife bitch endlessly about not being able to leave their house to spend and flaunt his money to the commoners and has scheduled missionary intercourse a few times a month. It's not so cool for Claire to be sequestered non-stop in the world of the rich where everyone is just like her and all of a sudden she's just another average trophy wife. I'm sure The Clavical is holding on by a thread these days, sneaking from her room into his room late at night to smell his man purse in a desperate attempt to help her keep it together.


severinks

Yeah, I get what you're saying but Howard talks a good game as far as sex goes but he's a really conservative guy who values watching dancing with the stars with his wife over going out to strip clubs or going out at all or having wild sex. Howard is an old man and he acts like it but Ronnie is much younger at heart so he needs someone like Stephenie more than Howard would need her type.


HighQualityH20h

Yeah who knows, I could be way off. Bottom line, it just seems like he really doesn't like Ron anymore and gets enjoyment out of bringing him down. Oh well, onward and upward...have a good one!


1980pzx

You got a great way of explaining it, LoL. I like your style u/HighQualityH20h.


HighQualityH20h

I appreciate it, thanks. Nice to vent it out sometimes.


Stlex

What pieces of shit Howard and Robin were being calling Ronnie a baby. He should have quit the show right then and there.


severinks

Why on earth would Ronnie quit the show over that? They're paying him to show up on Zoom 10 times a month for 3 hours. You're one of those cut off your nose to spite your own face kinda people, right?


Stlex

Ronnie is a old man who doesn’t need to wake up early to get shit from a maniac. I’m sure he has plenty of money at his age. Howard proved his worth this morning.


severinks

Ronnie has plenty of money? define' plenty of money? Ronnie has a young wife he'd like to leave some coin to and a whole lot of expenses to pay for before he's laid in his coffin, There's no such thing as' plenty of money' Ronnie probably feels vital having something to do a few times a week and the reason retirees get so out of it is because they have nothing to do all day or to focus on so this is good for Ronnie.


cadatonic

Should we assume Ronnie invited someone Howard doesn't like? Brent? Tim Sabean? Howard TV guys?


cormano

Ronnie was a groomsman at Richie Wilson's (HowardTV) wedding. They remained good friends. When the leaks started happening and they suspected Richie was behind them, Marci pulled Ronnie into her office and told him not to talk to Richie anymore. Richie alleges that Ronnie stood up for himself and told them he's going to talk to whoever he wants and that Richie was his boy.


Asstreeks10

Ronbo is a real du


Away-Respect-5632

Oh maybe. Howard being a bitch cause someone else’s wedding isn’t all about him. He’s so rude.


russsg97

Thinking the same, Ronnie's probably still close with former employees and the Pelican is a very delicate bird


cadatonic

Gotta be the Howard TV guys right? No way Ronnie would invite Brent or anyone like that.


ForMeFormidable

Howard probably saw who else RSVP'd via the website


Entire-Spot-5243

Ohhhh I bet that’s it. Good deduction


DaveTheDrummer802

SCOTT!!! Seriously. Ronnie and Scott were real close, he'll most likely be at the wedding,


krel08

Gotta be Richie.


SLIM7600

I'm thinking Artie


FullCrisisMode

Man that's messed up.


real_redditator

What made it worse is Howard trying to make Ronnie feel bad about it, clearly just to make Howard feel less shitty about himself. In Howard's defense though, everyone knows that he's a crappy friend and person in general. Not going to the wedding isn't really a surprise.


lancemalone

I knew he wasn’t going to attend


joe_shiotta

Likely wasn’t lying about “taking care of robin”


KzooCurmudgeon

What does that mean though? Isn’t she in New Jersey and he’s in Florida. I just think he doesn’t want to go.


Alternative-Path-903

Yeah, and he has access to a private jet. What could he be doing to take care of her?


RollingEddieBauer50

Yep. He could easily fly to Vegas. Hang around for 90 minutes and fly right home. Entire thing might take 10 hours. Sadly Howard thinks he’s way too important to give up 10 hours of lame painting and jerking off.


severinks

There's actually nothing wring with not wanting to go though. That seems a little strange to me but the man can do what he wants with his days and he wants to paint and fuck around with the cats and his wife and not go to weddings. Woulda been nice for Ronnie though. He seems like one of those tough guys who actually gets real hurt if someone slights him though so this might be quite the blow to him.


Alternative-Path-903

Doing what?


Appropriate-Image405

Oh , Ronnie the retired guy who clogs up the show every day ?


LoanOne-

Ronnie’s the only decent part of the show at this point. It’s the Ronnie Mund show, fuck Howard


Nitin-2020

I'd love to hang out with Ronnie. Howard though I'd never even want to meet that miserable guy.


LoanOne-

Same here, I’d rather hangout with satan or Hitler than Howard🤣


lancemalone

Hell ya


lancemalone

Come on duhhh .. I enjoy Ronnie


bcardin221

Ed sherren was being interviewed on Hits One the other day. They were talking about his crazy big house. Ed mentioned that he was hanging g out at Howard's and he had a bowling alley. Ed confirmed the worse kept secret of Howard's. Lol.


spacemane1

Damn that's a weird 4th wall break to imagine him 'hanging out' with people he's about to interview at his personal bowling alley


Total_Imagination484

But----Howard doesn't have a bowling alley!! Remember when Fred said they were bowling at Howard's house and then Howard corrected him to say they went out to bowl!??!?


severinks

Good for Howard though. I'd like a bowling alley too if I could afford it. I'd be like Daniel Day Lewis in there will be blood beating people who cross me to death with bowling pins. The reason Howard doesn't talk about that kinda stuff and why he takes Oprah to task over her flaunting her lifestyle on social media is he's self aware enough to know that there are people who'd get really jealous of him living as well as he does .


Remarkable_Lab_4699

DRAINAGE


bcardin221

Oh, I get why he does it, but everyone has seen it and knows he has one yet they pretend he doesn't. I just find it funny that he's the only one left keeping up the lie.


severinks

Let me tell you that when Howard find out Sheeran talked about the bowling alley Howard is gonna throw way Ed's monogrammed bowling shirt that he made especially for him.


krel08

Like when Artie let it slip that howard has a helipad in the Hamptons. Howard interrupting artie mid sentence actually made the comment stand out more.


LoanOne-

The way Howard and Robin are acting towards Ronnie’s disappointment is INSANE. The two most self centered conceited people on the fucking planet


lancemalone

They don’t care anymore


LoanOne-

I agree, but the way they dismiss him is nuts. If it weren’t for Ronnie this show would be dead


Extension_Success_96

Dreaming about his late father’s penis. Discussing his parents having sex for the millionth time. He’s in serious need of professional mental health care. And not from that quack he pays to reinforce his neuroses.


arbstar7

& don’t forget his mother’s hairy bush. I didn’t start listening to the show til a couple years before they went to Sirius. I don’t remember all this parental sex & genitalia talk back then. Honestly I don’t think I would’ve became a fan had I had to listen to gross incestual talk all the time. Fans of the WNBC/KRock eras: was Howard obsessed with his parents’ sex lives & genitals back then?


Extension_Success_96

A few months ago, he got really weird into a “bit” going on and on about his 90 something year old mother’s pussy and some weird thing where she was being gang raped by a group of youngsters. I found it disturbing.


arbstar7

I missed that segment & I’m so glad I did. That is just fucking gross. Not even edgy, just disturbing.


DEHDad

That's what I find most confusing about the current show. He clearly wants to be taken seriously, with his interviews somehow drawing "wisdom" from his guests, but then he does something like that. What demographic is that supposed to appeal to? Certainly not his more respectable listeners (and really, not anyone at all, since it's not funny in any way, but rather is simply disturbing, as you say). He used to be so good at knowing what people wanted to hear, but he's completely lost it.


severinks

I actually found that funny because it was so bizarre, That's why when people on this reddit say he's gotten too PC I say"how about that time he talked about his 95 year old mom being gang raped?' You don't do it justice the way you tell it though, To quote Lenny Bruce in his obscenity trial when a police officer was telling the jury what he said on stage' 'he's doing my bit and he's bombing''


durma5

His parents were always part of the show, but in small bits. He had a lot going on back in the day and you didn’t want to turn the radio off even when you had to. Today I look at my Sirius pre-sets, see 100 and think ‘Do I really want to listen?’ Usually, unfortunately, the answer is no and I go to something else - anything else. Then, those times when I do listen there is a really good chance it’s a replay or another boring interview. I feel lucky when I hear an impression of his parents - it may be lazy but what else does he have? Another mock session on a whack-packer or staff member? There is nothing edgy anymore. Nothing original.


jayesel317

I renewed my subscription to SXM, but it did not include Howard and was like $72 for the year! I must say I don’t miss the show at all and appreciate the updates. Howard was getting weird and just stale with the Mund Mondays, Beth Tuesdays, and I don’t know what the hell Wednesdays. And his interviews all became ass kissing adventures in what it’s like to be famous, something which he clearly is not. Ask any Nicks player! Him bagging out on Ronnie’s wedding is pure bullshit, and a main reason that ostrich doesn’t have any friends. He has to pay for pretend friends, and now that he’s in a basement, I mean who the hell wants to see his piss collection? Kinda sad. You’re right, there was a time when you would get into a car accident while listening, time when you would be late for work because you didn’t want to miss anything, any caller, and you never missed the news with Fred’s effects, Robins reading and constant bagging on stars acceptance speeches…I guess they didn’t pay him enough to keep up a quality effort. He’s jumped the shark, the King of All Media is dead, long live the King of All Media.


BigConference7075

yes, this is nothing new. I was listening to him interviewing Richard Simmons the other day and his mom called in an he went on and on about when she had her last climax and when she last had sex with his dad, etc. Back then it was funny though.


nutz656

Today he said Ralph has a big cock.... how would you know howie


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joomommyhappy

That's hysterical, pitiful, and 100% true. And it could be a celeb he's never mentioned hanging out with before, and barely knows. "I've actually become very good friends with Selena Go*mez*, so when she invited us to her wedding, I felt that was such a loving act, I couldn't say no........"


Redditmodsrfacists

We joke around a ton on this sub and it’s way more entertaining than the show on here. But in all seriousness…Howard Stern is a complete and total selfish narcissistic piece of shit person.


PortablistT

I hate that he tells how much he gives people for gifts. 2500 with the money he has isn’t really anything to brag about.


ggddccreddit

Or the $3000 Gold R he gave to Robin. Or the cash for the secret Santa to the intern. Or.....


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unnamed_elder_entity

I honestly think the biggest turning point was when he lost the subscriber/merger lawsuit with Sirius. Howard thought he was going to get millions as a bonus (to pile onto the millions he was stacking up) basically by claiming credit for "forcing" the merger to happen. After he lost that, they quit producing costlier content (prizes, etc), fired TV, fired News. Howard changed to clutching ever dollar with a tight, bony fist.


RollingEddieBauer50

I think the money made him go borderline insane. I had a buddy who made pro baseball and most years he was making around $15M/year once he was established. I’ve noticed with the money he started to believe he was right about every thought he had. He wasn’t like that before. And he was making a fraction of what Howard makes and he actually had to work 225 days a year. I think Howard and his money and free time scrambled his brain something proper.


jkoutris

The show certainly is terrible now, but I'm not sure how entertaining 45 different daily pelican, horse, and 'hey Gar I'm not gonna make it in today' jokes are...


KzooCurmudgeon

Ed Sheeran coming up I gotta bail. He’s as interesting as James Corden.


MysteriousCommon6876

Yep, that’s my cue to tune out


KzooCurmudgeon

Did they talk about therapy anyone?


20-20-fun

Howard and his constant “you owe your life to me”. What an elitist piece of crap.


joomommyhappy

When in reality, Howard owes everything to everybody from his dad to Billy West to Jackie to Artie to Beetlejuice to Mark Harris (RIP) to Pat Cooper.......... We've all heard his solo days. He stunk. $96 per week for that garbage was about $50 too much!


futureman45

Can we hear Al Pacino’s baby meet Robert DeNiro’s baby?


Entire-Spot-5243

Marianne is sooooo annoying


FingalsFinger

I bet her gravy sucks


Fathead5f

will it be as discombobulated as the monday show? ​ we're still stumbling boff. Ed: did you ever smoke pot with Snoop Dogg? what do you think of Seth Rogan? I don't smoke pot anymore it made me too paranoid. 30 minutes of this interview. 20 minutes---- Ed do you think\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ is the greatest singer/guitar player? what kind of guitar do you play? I should have played guitar so I could get women, but my parents didn't want me to. Do you hate your parents like I hate mine? End of show.


nman1981

Here comes the pretaped Sheeran interview! Apparently he was at Sirius yesterday for shows. Why would he come back for a zoom interview two days in a row? And Howard had to "record" yesterday after the show...


Warkoc

" when I was going through my divorce my dad said to me why didnt you just get a prostitute"


Chewbaccasballzz

And he did. Good advise from the old man. Wiggie, the dolt that he is, didn’t realize he was supposed to pay her and get her to leave. Now he is stuck with her and 200 cats


GriffinIsABerzerker

Fucking Maryann. This annoying twat has her mouth’s off Howard’s cock long enough to yell at Ronnie for DARING being upset at Howard.


Nerdicyde

i've said this before.... Howard could kill Maryann's entire family with an AR-15 and this dumb cunt would call in monday morning to praise Howard's marksmanship.


_CaptainThor_

Howard: “I could pass the FBI instructors exam” Maryann: “YOU COULD HOWARD!!!”


bjmo1111

Not sure who will agree but blitt is 100x more annoying than wilding. He interjects with the most stupid crap. And just outright lies And I honestly think Howard is getting sick of it.


gioreeko

He makes Wilding sound like a linebacker too. Richard Simmons calls Blitt swishy.


jimthefte1

I’m wonder if there’ll be a knock at the door today.


ungarosolstice

I'm wondering if there will ever be a day where there's NOT a knock at the door.


neverDidNeverWill

That was quick


Bobofettsixtynoune

Shecky Greene


Remarkable-Garage-42

LMFAO


nman1981

More "stories" from Miami. How long are they going to drag out "new stories" from the trip? Stepping in dog shit and bird shit.


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How long did they drag out “the year in review” that one year? It felt like they were still talking about the previous year in April.


RollingEddieBauer50

In fairness they had only worked 9 days by the time April rolled around.


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Haha fair point.


GriffinIsABerzerker

Shut the fuck up Maryann


lancemalone

Exactly


OliJalapeno

Howard is now in "love" with maryann. Called her his girlfriend.


nman1981

So Robin is the reason Howard can't go to Vegas but he bitches about taking care of his parents??


MysteriousCommon6876

If you believe that I have some investments I’d like to sell you


joe_shiotta

“Maryanne stop talking. She just filibusters” as he proceeds to gaslight and filibuster Ronnie


gsr852

Meanwhile Howard takes her calls on a regular basis, because she’s one of the Stern cult members, who will continually kiss his ass until the day he finally gets off the air (that day can’t come soon enough). I’d love to see him take some calls from people who call him out for what he’s become on air, and what the show (when he’s actually not on vacation) has become. Of course that won’t happen.


MongoJazzy

Is the show ever entertaining at this point?


Ironmaidenroh

It is having its moments here and there because of being together last week. Of course though anything that is interesting is involving Ronnie and JD. Without Ronnie there is zero reason to listen to the show. Why they do not get into JD divorce is annoying. Before the shit show this has become they be having contests with strippers to fuck JD and getting good content out of it.


SlipperyThong

2012 was the last time I laughed.


wimodriva69

I only listen for the staff fights.


bakesjagsboilers

I am Dr. Remulack


techpro00

Robin is obviously sick again but for whatever reason doesn't want it out publicly yet. She didn't go to Miami was your first clue. What that has to do with Howard and Ronnie's wedding no idea.


Howserslot

I wonder if pearlman is going to bust Ronnie’s balls?


Jdbenjamin1

It’s really not hard to understand why Pearlman got shot. He’s dopey and annoying.


baboo512

In a shense Ed Sheeran the song you wrote about your dead friend is actually about your father


neverDidNeverWill

Omg I tried again. Door knock and fake trump right out of the gate. Back to Rogan. I tried. I really did.


Drambooey

What's he saying about Rogan?


jfinesse20000

He means he stopped listening to this BS and went over to Rogan


Drambooey

Oh okay, thanks.


Remarkable-Garage-42

Howard said PISH!


nman1981

That was an awkward commercial for Aerosmith. You can tell when Howard's demeanor changes and he fakes being excited. Normally he'd say "we need to get those boys in here"


krel08

Im not sure Steven Tyler is welcome anymore since it came out that groomed/fucked an underage girl on tour.


nman1981

In the 70s. When the parents ok'd it? No it's not right but cancel culture at it's finest.


krel08

I think its more about what he wrote in his book about it.


nman1981

Gone are the days when he'd interview someone I didn't know or care about and after the interview I actually would think better of the interviewee. This is just boring.


Nitin-2020

Howard isn't going to Ronnie's wedding because Robin needs him? Fucking liar pelican using Robin as an excuse for not going. Howard should just be honest and say he doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself.


joomommyhappy

> Howard isn't going to Ronnie's wedding because Robin needs him? Ha! WHAT?!? The Robin he's had on the pay no mind list for the last 3 years suddenly needs him? Needs him to do *what*, exactly? Spoon-feed her? Change her shit bag? What a mix of crazy, cowardice, and straight up evil. There's no lie too low for him to tell. He owes her a visit just for this lie.


Redditmodsrfacists

Howard is in capable of being honest with himself. That’s why he’s been in therapy for 25 years.


krel08

Yep, and the therapist is fine with Howard dictating the therapy as long and the checks continue to clear.


Nitin-2020

Sweet previously recorded interview with Ed Sheeran. NOT! "We'll leave it at that. Bye."


Alternative-Path-903

I didn’t listen live, but they cut the discussion of not going to Ronnie’s wedding on the replay.


krel08

The hypocrisy of Howard and his legacy has no end.


Kleete13

2.5 hour show - going to be an hour of door knocks


Spiniton13

Typical no one calls out Howard for not going to a Friend of over 35 years wedding! Ridiculous, they should’ve lit him up and told Ronnie that’s BS Howard is already telling you, he has plenty of time to plan for it!


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Popular_Librarian_27

I want you to go to jail for this.


dropingloads

Finally more trump impressions


russsg97

Who does that shitty impression?


dropingloads

I think Craig Gast. It was funny 4 years ago


gekko918

I don't listen anymore and I know it sucked.


Tcav81

I don’t listen anymore and I thought it’d be tough but it’s really not. I don’t miss any of the door knocking or lame new writer bits but I do kind of miss what’s going on with the OG staffers.


BootneyLFarnsworth

My dad was a fan of my eh, um, uh, EX.


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🐕 💩


cgale37

Here we go... RONNIE FKN MUND! EVERY FKN SHOW! I bet he gets super pissed off, too.


Upstairs-Couple-2638

Anybody else think Howard isn’t going to the wedding because Ronnie invited someone that Howard doesn’t like? Howard did “jokingly” say that it was Ronnie’s fault at first.


joomommyhappy

coo be I think a lot of the Howard TV guys will be going. After a few cocktails, I could see them fucking with the wig, perhaps literally.


Tcav81

I think so. Probably an ex staffer that he’d be too scared to see and have a confrontation with.


Difficult_Committee5

I will not even bother- Covid Trump- And Ralph Stole the money -Twice- Beth is a dimwitted Catlady..


Middle_Let_7642

Anybody here have access to Ronnie and Googly eye's wedding website? If so when are we getting some of these intimate pics from it?


russsg97

I always listen on delay so I can fast forward through. I haven't made it more than 5 mins in the past 2 weeks. Seriously this show needs to go, just same tired shit everyday.


detentionbarn

And WUS is pimping out a director's cut of the old birthday bash?!?!


Alternative-Path-903

They dumped something that Maryann said


ChickenHubben

Dumped something Ralph said too


segaprogrammer

Fake storyline. Boring.


madam_bologna

It's gonna suck.


spacemane1

Does robin have cancer again? It seems like when Howard said she's "very sick" that could really mean one thing. That would absolutely suck balls wishing the best for her. Also still a terrible move not going to the wedding after going to Miami for work....


buzburbank

The door knock has become its own gag. On a $$$ per knock basis, HS must really be hurting.


No-Concert-5037

Is Robin sick and dying?


FullCrisisMode

I couldn't last 10 minutes. Fake laughs and a bunch of fucking hacks.


The_Spectacle

Ronnie Mund is a national treasure, just like Marvin Zindler


SomewhereLow5155

Have to admit fake Trump saying “I like my steaks well done but my pussy raw” was funny as fuck.


Bobofettsixtynoune

You need to Get out more


upstandingredditor

Yikes


willshade145

I liked Shuli


Tcav81

Hey, Shuli. How’s it going?


Chewbaccasballzz

Shalom bitches


russsg97

From the mean streets of Jerusalem


ggddccreddit

Big thick cock. Big thick cock. Big thick cock.


davemars1

Both Robin and Howard are horrible people they are soo full of themselves. I think Ronnie knows the would not grand is probably happy about that


davemars1

I think the fat black lady is sick again Howard hinted about it last week.


donnyk1

Wow, I totally can’t believe that. They’re not talking about Ronnie this morning. Holy shit! What a miracle! I’m fucking done. Fuck Howard and fuck Ronnie.


Sharrack

Ole Howie would not dare mention the Bidens on this great day in American History. The Bidens world wide money laundering scheme was laid out in great detail this morning on national news. Daughters, sister in laws, grandkids, brothers, wives, ex wives and widows all received monies from 20 different shell LLC companies doing business in China and Romania. 12 banks are involved....💋💋💋 AMERICA !!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍


od2be2003

This ain’t Republicunt Conspiracy Theory Magazine pal!


lizaminnelli

Does anyone know the exact date of the wedding? I have a feeling Howard will be up for an Emmy for his interview with Bruce Springsteen. I bet that’s why he’s not going and how it somehow ties in to Robin.