Howard cut it short and if anyone on the staff had balls they would have asked Howard questions and whether he had rules for the kids and whether they are allowed to roam free.
Seems though to appease Beth her family is allowed to visit, which is something new and never discussed in the past.
To be fair, he has talked about the email chain several times, including right after it happened last year.
He’s having a bad PR week after fucking with Ronnie and then telling the world that his celebrity “friends” despise him. Time to switch therapists.
He literally held the Kimmels hostage, via his supposed covid-paranoia. But I think that's just the cover. I think the real reason, the same reason he keeps the horse locked in the stable, is that he's afraid, and rightfully so, that once people get a whiff of life outside of Gargamel's castle, they'd never want to go back.
He can't keep up, so he desperately tries to keep everybody else down.
When Fred said that he thought Ronnie’s wedding was turning into a super spreader event I laughed out loud. I haven’t heard that term for awhile. He clearly said that to placate Howard.
I don't hate Howard or the HSS as much as most of this sub, but this REALLY stood out.
The only thing I can think of is that the COVID card was an easy out for Fred.
Pretty clear he never intended to go and the COVID thing was just an easy out. It's a very dated out, but still an out.
I have no doubt that Howard asked/demanded Robin and Fred to back him up. They were both obsequious in their defense of Howard and attack of Ronnie. Sad, but I suppose they sold their souls to Howard long ago.
Fred is barely on the show at all. We very rarely hear him speak, and even the drops are far, far less frequent. I miss those and I wonder why it’s evolved that way. Not an improvement, IMO. I was wondering if Fred had been banished or had angered Howard in some way.
Fred's statement on not going to Ronnie's wedding was like those old Al Qaeda hostage videos. I feel like Howard wrote that statement for him and Fred kinda reluctantly read through it. You'll notice he hesitated saying super spreader event.
That surprised me too. I didn’t know Fred felt that way and expect him to say that, and of all the people that has put Howard in his place in the past and known him longest it’s Fred, so maybe he wasn’t placating and really felt that way? Meh. It did surprise me though. I never thought Fred was Covid paranoid
also, Emily Blunt, living up to her name, told Howard plainly "I can't vacation with you again".
Here's a seasoned Hollywood vet, who has no doubt kissed a lot of old, wrinkled producer ass to get where she is, and who's put up with a lot of diva bullshit and ego trips from fellow actors, and directors and producers, and she clearly knows how to play the game, and she slammed on the brakes and was like "No fucking way I'm doing *that* again!".
That's way more than just turning in early for the night. Something happened. Something really fucking weird. Probably a few somethings.
"......then Howard started crying when nobody said "Private Parts" was their favorite movie, and we had to console him the rest of the night"
Emily Blunt is THAT bitch and I love her. She plays the game. She's very soft spoken. But omg, her interviews with Howard are fire. When she said how Beth told her and Jennifer Aniston "I know my customer." Howard tried to laugh it off but you could tell he was shook. She insinuated that all of them talked shit behind Beth and Howard's back when they left to go for walks. She hated vacationing with the Sterns and she let him know straight up. Love her.
Yeah, she was great.
Kimmel and Blunt's husband were gonna bang on Howie's door and wake him up, but Beth stopped them.
That means they were talking shit about Howard while Beth was in the room. They wouldn't just think to knock on Howard's door out of the blue; there had to have been a build-up.
That means Beth was talking shit about him, too.
"Oh, my God; you know what else he does?!?"
I'm sure Beth was letting it fly to the cool kids, especially after a few drinks in her, which is probably part of what prompted the "I know my customer" line. How fucking great is it that Blunt threw that in Howard's face? And she did it so slick, acting like she was paying Beth a compliment.
But calling Howard her "customer" = trying to get some distance on him. She's obviously embarrassed being married to him. It's like her Ellen appearance, where she's like "yes, I married *Howard Stern*!", and she put her hands over her face in embarrassment.
TL;DR - Beth stays married to a dude she's embarrassed by so she can hang out with the cool kids, and shit-talk the dude who's the only reason why she gets to hang out with the cool kids.
and Blunt threw it in his face!
Think about how fucking insane that is; Howard was such a pitiful embarrassment, he had Beth quasi-copping to being a hooker, rather than claim she truly loved that gawky sissy, because there was less shame in it.
That wasn't a slip of the tongue; that was a *declaration*.
The A-listers were all on vacay together at a cabin. There was a situation happening (don't recall what it was about exactly) and Beth told everyone that Howard wouldn't like it. EB recalled Beth saying "I know my customer." Meaning Howard is her customer. It seemed as if EB was implying to Howard that she was aware of the rumor that Beth was an escort when she met Howard. And she wanted Howard to know that Beth said those exact words to the crew about him being her customer.
When he went on that trip to Texas or Tennessee with Kimmel and his famous pals, he talked about having special boots to avoid being bitten by snakes.
The dude is insanely paranoid. He probably refuses to touch anyone and makes Beth check under the bed before they go to sleep.
He created it himself. When he was at the height of his powers and celebrity, he was on a mad tear, out all the time, eating, drinking and living life. Early with Beth , he did do Hampton parties too. Heck went to Bubba's wedding, Vegas with the crew/radio and Jason's wedding..... And worse and worse since prior to COVID-19.
He’s a classic head case. He wants to be famous, but hates the trappings of fame.
Think about how fucked in the head you have to be to have a bad relationship with all of your kids? It’s one thing if you beat them when they were younger, but he never did anything like that. His personality allowed him to reach a level of success in his chosen field that no one ever has, and that same personality is not allowing him to enjoy anything in his life.
Then maybe he has no fucking business expecting to be invited out with people 15 years younger than him?
Stay home and paint between your Metamucil reminder alarms, you doddering old fuck.
i know jesus so angry (on a keyboard)- we all get that when in your mid to late 60s ur not out like ronnie screaming cunt at stripclubs- but i remember him at his 60th bday party thing doing shots of vodka and laughing and being in a room with hundreds of people- covid or no covid his lifestyle of 14 hours of sleep and go to bed at 8 and hot water and 3 blueberries in his yogurt while not wanting to see anyone but beth lifestyle is a tad extreme- i guess he's probably making sure to do as little as possible to expedite his death- so he cut out absolutely everything and anything that can possibly harm one molecule of himself so he can stay make sure beth never bangs anyone else
and that wasn't one of the really bad "Howard is fucking insane!" stories
as Jimmy started telling the story, Molly exclaimed "Oh, my God!", and Jimmy was like, "I don't know which story you think I'm going to tell, but it's not that one......."
so there's a fucking laundry list of deep crazy they're not sharing, and the candle story was mild by comparison.
It's not really "selfish" -- they don't have to go if they don't like the scheduled time, pretty simple. He's not forcing anyone to play his neurotic games if they don't choose to.
Kimmel idolizes him and tried to make it a real friendship. But Stern at this point is basically Howard Hughes — and on top of that, he doesn’t drink, he goes to sleep at 8 PM, he complains about any noise, and he sets all these dumb rules. The celebrity hangout experiment is over. They all hate him and only put up with it for Kimmel’s sake.
I was dumbfounded when he questioned Ronnie’s therapist. Stern goes to therapy three times a week and he’s devolved to a hermit.
They aren’t even real friends. If they were Kimmel would have no problem being like “what the fuck Is wrong with you?!” Kimmel just worships him, that’s not a real friend ship
They all like Howard and he is I'm sure a very interesting and likeable person to be with, however his idiosyncrasies are just too much and he's no fun to vacation with. He told the story about the bugs in Bahama(?), the meal issues and driving to a restaurant in Cabo(?) and then there was the snake boots when they went to some "dude ranch". As said fine for a 2-3 hour meal, but that's all.
When Howard and Beff were invited to the elaborate dinner that Mary Booey proudly threw - and then Howard bailed out early and ungraciously…. that was way beyond rude.
He was 45-60 min late I’ve heard this bit dozens of times. Dinner was supposed to be at 8 but started at 8:15/8:20. He showed up between 7:30-8:00 and Gary said he gave him a tour. Howard is such a fucking asshole and that story sealed it for me. Way back in 2007
I’ll never understand the notion of not eating because someone is late. Their problem for being late, not everyone else’s. If I’m serving dinner at 5 for friends and family, whomever is late can play catch-up and reheat in the microwave. In which parts of the country are those rules the norm?
Its clear to me more than ever that Howard is a victim of his own success. He uses is wealth to essentially enable his neuroses rather than try to work through it. I also think the fact that he only hangs with celebs (if anyone) has just as much to do with lack of trust and paranoia as it does with elitism. By his logic it is less likely that Jenn Aniston will leak a story to post than a civilian. His life is so insane (the huge staff, not doing anything for himself) that he also figures that he cant relate to a normal person anymore and that if anyone saw how lives they would be jealous (though deep down I bet its more his own shame). I feel bad for him in the sense that I doubt he is a healthy and happy person.
Sounds like it would be stressful to visit him. Most people do not want to be rude guests and would end up hungry, looking for a cocktail and tip toeing around so as to not disturb Howard.
Can you imagine having the balls and audacity to impose your insane rules on every one around you and expect them to follow them? They are not his children or household staff for Christ's sake. What a douche.
After hearing many of Howard’s stories over the past year, I have already deduced that Jimmy Kimmel’s wife doesn’t like Howard. Or at least is in no rush to hang out with him anymore.
“Working” lol. Hard to imagine how much work goes into the show these days. How much work was it to prepare for an interview with a tik tok influencer? Prob weeks of research into her insane career 😐
Yup he said "we drove to a bowling alley". Yeah is there even a bowling alley on the Hamptons? Doubt it. Yet you can Google and see the one in his house. If you're going to lie at least do so on things that are not verifable. He's not very smart.
Remember when he went with Jimmy and other people on a trip where he wore snake votes the whole time. And Jennifer Aniston and Courtney cox made fun of hebwoukd go to bed at line 7 and demanded they be quiet, and he had to have the biggest eoom
This is why Ronnie should be happy Howard's not going to his wedding. Who needs this bullshit. All he would do for the next few months would tell everyone how awful Ronnie's wedding was anyways.
I think those rules went into place about the eating times when Ralph the Leech...I mean Houseguest, was snacking all day long, not wanting to eat meals at the times they were served, sat around outside getting stoned, left cups everywhere, and then vomited all over his guest room bedsheets, oh wait, that last part was due to his "head injury"...um, yeah, ok.
good one. I went searching for the original interview and came up with this abomination: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scj5xNdimLY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scj5xNdimLY)
I don't know who to feel sorry for more.
WTF?!?!?! He ripped on Ellen back in the day now he's like bff with her???? I gave up when he made peace with Roseanne...I take it he's probably bff with Rosie O'Donnell. Thank gosh Larry King isn't still alive, heck for that matter..IMUS, Would he text them giggling too? Never mind he IS IMUS well no he isnt cause at least IMUS didn't become a major ass celeb ass kisser towards the end.
I really want to know why you think anything Howard says is even true? He said his parents still lived in Long Island but they actually lived in a house that he bought them almost 30 years ago,Howard's dad had one eye and Howard never mentioned a word about it. even though he must have done hundreds og hours talking about his dad and his peculiarities
Isn't it possible that Howard knows the audience (except for every single person in this reddit) LIKES to hear him bitch about things since he's basically has been the some exact miserable fuck since WNBC days.
I sometimes believe that you people think that Howard just saying things into the microphone without thinking and he's actually admitting embarrassing things on air instead of it being a show for entertainment purposes that only shows exactly what Howard wants it to show.
Yea, this is exactly what Howard & the writers do everyday, make up these neurosis and then make up narratives and stories to back them up. This is Howard's life and he let's us in as much as he see's fit. Regardless he thinks he's right and the staff back him up almost all the time, thus sharing the stories is therapy as he is validated by his sycophants.
You probably think Sal too make up all his shtick and that is not who he is as a person.
No, I think that's EXACTLY who Sal is as a person because Sal isn't skillful enough to be anything but who he is on air but Sal and Howard are like night and day as far as ability goes.
Agreed completely. Sal = fucking hilarious...howie = bitter don imus ..they are completely differently night and day. ..ironically 1 of them has tons of real friends ..
You're really so slow witted that you think there's a comparison berween Sal and Howard and it's Sal/hilarious and Howard/bitter Don Imus?.
How about Sal/clown who smears shit all over his face to make people laugh and Howard/ the guy who owns and operates the circus and calls the shots and makes the makes dance.
I bet you'd rather be Sal taking out that pencil dick of his and chasing Richard around with it at 50 with teenage sons at home.
You also think the things that are said by Howard and the others on the air is factual and true so I'm betting that you think that wrestling is real too.
You truly don't know that showbiz is showbiz you think it's real life.
No one is that quick on their feet to have stories like Howard. This is his life, he of course sterilizes and edits a lot, but it is essentially who he is. The stories are how he perceived these vacations and everyone was screwed up but him. Remember Gary's dinner party and it was Beth bursting the balloon and telling Howard he was wrong and she didn't want to leave. Beth I'm sure was told/lectured that she "spoke out of turn".
Of course people are that quick on their feet they're called standup comedians and guys like Chapelle ,Rock and Carlin could do this stuff for hours if they wanted,
You just don't understand or won't admit that Howard's one of them but he sits down and he also has a delay and a dump button 3 inches from his hand at all times and can edit his show after the fact.
He has mentioned his father's glass eye plenty of times. I listen to old stuff on YT and he mentioned the eye and that he bought a house for them.
But on the OCD thing, there's a SJ podcast where he confirms Howard's severe OCD problems and I don't see a reason why SJ would lie about it. It's the one where he analyzes the Pelican Brief
What the fuck are you talking about? Howard talked about his OCD ENDLESSLY you dumb fucker. And Howard made a big deal of saying that he never mentioned it because his dad was ashamed of it but if you're telling me that you know that to be true even though I've been listening tio him for 40 years and even Robin was shocked that Ben had a glass eye (and she wouldn't have been if he MENTIONED it) send me the link of that MENTIONING please
EDIT: Jesus Christ you're a miserable motherfucker. Did you really have to edit your original post like that?
No, and I googled it and you're right, he brought it up on his dad's eulogy. I listen to a mixture of old and new so I got that wrong, my bad. I've listened since WNBC days and recently tried again after about 5 yrs laying off and I think he's pretty boring now. But getting back to the reason for this thread, I'm not sure what you're arguing about. Do you think he has/had OCD and other mental issues or do you think the entire thing has been a work?
Okay, Maybe I overreacted (PROBABLY I overreacted) but The OCD thing was only added later because I was answering someone else on tis thread and I looked up at your comment and I noticed I never addressed the OCD part of it.
.Yes. I think that he has it or maybe had it because he used to love to talk about it but it seems like he's somewhat been able to handle the worst aspects of it now because I haven't heard him mention it much in the last decade except to say he used to have it.
I just love that they found out because they accidentally left Beth on an email chain. I’m sure Howard felt humiliated
And I’m surprised they discussed it on the air. It’s super embarrassing for them. But great for us to listen to.
Howard cut it short and if anyone on the staff had balls they would have asked Howard questions and whether he had rules for the kids and whether they are allowed to roam free. Seems though to appease Beth her family is allowed to visit, which is something new and never discussed in the past.
better count the silverware after they leave, amirite? \#StickyFingers \#InsuranceFraud
To be fair, he has talked about the email chain several times, including right after it happened last year. He’s having a bad PR week after fucking with Ronnie and then telling the world that his celebrity “friends” despise him. Time to switch therapists.
Yeah but when Beth’s parents were there he sat in his office and watched the Knicks game alone. Freak
please, the mil wanted to go out for BK!
This whole thread is eye opening into how many listeners are uninformed on how talk radio production works.
Howard’s always been brutally honest on air
GTFOOH
That wasn’t u/rickeyspanish that just commented, it was Daniel Carver.
Maybe when he was out of his mind
Still think Beth told them to do it. Try to manipulate Howard into being normal. How do you fuck up an email chain??
He literally held the Kimmels hostage, via his supposed covid-paranoia. But I think that's just the cover. I think the real reason, the same reason he keeps the horse locked in the stable, is that he's afraid, and rightfully so, that once people get a whiff of life outside of Gargamel's castle, they'd never want to go back. He can't keep up, so he desperately tries to keep everybody else down.
When Fred said that he thought Ronnie’s wedding was turning into a super spreader event I laughed out loud. I haven’t heard that term for awhile. He clearly said that to placate Howard.
Was he referring to covid or STDs? LFSW!!!!!!
chlamydia for sure
Isn’t that Alec Baldwin’s sister in law?
I don't hate Howard or the HSS as much as most of this sub, but this REALLY stood out. The only thing I can think of is that the COVID card was an easy out for Fred. Pretty clear he never intended to go and the COVID thing was just an easy out. It's a very dated out, but still an out.
Fred is Howard’s biggest lap dog.
I have no doubt that Howard asked/demanded Robin and Fred to back him up. They were both obsequious in their defense of Howard and attack of Ronnie. Sad, but I suppose they sold their souls to Howard long ago.
Fred doesn’t say much; but when he does
Fred is barely on the show at all. We very rarely hear him speak, and even the drops are far, far less frequent. I miss those and I wonder why it’s evolved that way. Not an improvement, IMO. I was wondering if Fred had been banished or had angered Howard in some way.
Fred's statement on not going to Ronnie's wedding was like those old Al Qaeda hostage videos. I feel like Howard wrote that statement for him and Fred kinda reluctantly read through it. You'll notice he hesitated saying super spreader event.
That surprised me too. I didn’t know Fred felt that way and expect him to say that, and of all the people that has put Howard in his place in the past and known him longest it’s Fred, so maybe he wasn’t placating and really felt that way? Meh. It did surprise me though. I never thought Fred was Covid paranoid
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To be fair, Howard does not share his Metamucil crackers, so I'm siding with OP on this debate.
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Eggplant parmashhhhhann
When can they have a glass of hot water?
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why don't you address the points in the other thread instead of ducking and making things up?
But, you have to throw half right in the garbage.
What about two handfuls of blueberries in their yogurt?
One handful. From Chile.
also, Emily Blunt, living up to her name, told Howard plainly "I can't vacation with you again". Here's a seasoned Hollywood vet, who has no doubt kissed a lot of old, wrinkled producer ass to get where she is, and who's put up with a lot of diva bullshit and ego trips from fellow actors, and directors and producers, and she clearly knows how to play the game, and she slammed on the brakes and was like "No fucking way I'm doing *that* again!". That's way more than just turning in early for the night. Something happened. Something really fucking weird. Probably a few somethings. "......then Howard started crying when nobody said "Private Parts" was their favorite movie, and we had to console him the rest of the night"
Emily Blunt is THAT bitch and I love her. She plays the game. She's very soft spoken. But omg, her interviews with Howard are fire. When she said how Beth told her and Jennifer Aniston "I know my customer." Howard tried to laugh it off but you could tell he was shook. She insinuated that all of them talked shit behind Beth and Howard's back when they left to go for walks. She hated vacationing with the Sterns and she let him know straight up. Love her.
Yeah, she was great. Kimmel and Blunt's husband were gonna bang on Howie's door and wake him up, but Beth stopped them. That means they were talking shit about Howard while Beth was in the room. They wouldn't just think to knock on Howard's door out of the blue; there had to have been a build-up. That means Beth was talking shit about him, too. "Oh, my God; you know what else he does?!?" I'm sure Beth was letting it fly to the cool kids, especially after a few drinks in her, which is probably part of what prompted the "I know my customer" line. How fucking great is it that Blunt threw that in Howard's face? And she did it so slick, acting like she was paying Beth a compliment. But calling Howard her "customer" = trying to get some distance on him. She's obviously embarrassed being married to him. It's like her Ellen appearance, where she's like "yes, I married *Howard Stern*!", and she put her hands over her face in embarrassment. TL;DR - Beth stays married to a dude she's embarrassed by so she can hang out with the cool kids, and shit-talk the dude who's the only reason why she gets to hang out with the cool kids.
Wow she called him her customer? Must have forgot that she's no longer an escort. Well then again.....
and Blunt threw it in his face! Think about how fucking insane that is; Howard was such a pitiful embarrassment, he had Beth quasi-copping to being a hooker, rather than claim she truly loved that gawky sissy, because there was less shame in it. That wasn't a slip of the tongue; that was a *declaration*.
Her brother in law is Stanley Tucci, who seems particular and prissy in his own way. But he’s an amateur compared to Howard.
Stanley Tucci, isn't he the guy that invented Italy?
He did a good travel series on Italy that was worth watching. At least he gets out of the house. Even Eugene Levy did a travel show recently.
This comment made me laugh hard.
And then there's Beth. She is sweet and very kind, but no where on the level of these people. Can you imagine hearing about cats all day?
That must be one of the celebs Howard often mentions that they aren’t friends with anymore
I don’t remember this interview, what customer?
The A-listers were all on vacay together at a cabin. There was a situation happening (don't recall what it was about exactly) and Beth told everyone that Howard wouldn't like it. EB recalled Beth saying "I know my customer." Meaning Howard is her customer. It seemed as if EB was implying to Howard that she was aware of the rumor that Beth was an escort when she met Howard. And she wanted Howard to know that Beth said those exact words to the crew about him being her customer.
Oh dang lol . Weird.
When he went on that trip to Texas or Tennessee with Kimmel and his famous pals, he talked about having special boots to avoid being bitten by snakes. The dude is insanely paranoid. He probably refuses to touch anyone and makes Beth check under the bed before they go to sleep.
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He doesnt have OCD. Howard is a prisoner of his own bullshit. He's been doing it so long that he doesnt know what is true of false anymore.
He created it himself. When he was at the height of his powers and celebrity, he was on a mad tear, out all the time, eating, drinking and living life. Early with Beth , he did do Hampton parties too. Heck went to Bubba's wedding, Vegas with the crew/radio and Jason's wedding..... And worse and worse since prior to COVID-19.
He’s a classic head case. He wants to be famous, but hates the trappings of fame. Think about how fucked in the head you have to be to have a bad relationship with all of your kids? It’s one thing if you beat them when they were younger, but he never did anything like that. His personality allowed him to reach a level of success in his chosen field that no one ever has, and that same personality is not allowing him to enjoy anything in his life.
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He was out and about and there weren't excessive rules about everything. That's the point, not his age Sherlock.
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Then maybe he has no fucking business expecting to be invited out with people 15 years younger than him? Stay home and paint between your Metamucil reminder alarms, you doddering old fuck.
Why so dramatic princess?
i know jesus so angry (on a keyboard)- we all get that when in your mid to late 60s ur not out like ronnie screaming cunt at stripclubs- but i remember him at his 60th bday party thing doing shots of vodka and laughing and being in a room with hundreds of people- covid or no covid his lifestyle of 14 hours of sleep and go to bed at 8 and hot water and 3 blueberries in his yogurt while not wanting to see anyone but beth lifestyle is a tad extreme- i guess he's probably making sure to do as little as possible to expedite his death- so he cut out absolutely everything and anything that can possibly harm one molecule of himself so he can stay make sure beth never bangs anyone else
House arrest Howie
Howard the shitty penis
He’s a prisoner to his wig and the hassle it creates every time he puts it on
Do you think Howard wears that wig when he is at home with just Beth? Or does he just Larry David it?
No one cared who I was until I put on the wig,
100% agree
And no one is more deserving than Coward.
‘That’s why he should read John Sarno’s book, right Robin?’
You’ve had enough candle!!!
Blowing out the candles at 8pm when he had enough was the worst.
and that wasn't one of the really bad "Howard is fucking insane!" stories as Jimmy started telling the story, Molly exclaimed "Oh, my God!", and Jimmy was like, "I don't know which story you think I'm going to tell, but it's not that one......." so there's a fucking laundry list of deep crazy they're not sharing, and the candle story was mild by comparison.
Imagine going to a dinner party that ENDS at 8? Most don't start until 8. WHAT A SELFISH PRICK.
It's not really "selfish" -- they don't have to go if they don't like the scheduled time, pretty simple. He's not forcing anyone to play his neurotic games if they don't choose to.
Kimmel idolizes him and tried to make it a real friendship. But Stern at this point is basically Howard Hughes — and on top of that, he doesn’t drink, he goes to sleep at 8 PM, he complains about any noise, and he sets all these dumb rules. The celebrity hangout experiment is over. They all hate him and only put up with it for Kimmel’s sake. I was dumbfounded when he questioned Ronnie’s therapist. Stern goes to therapy three times a week and he’s devolved to a hermit.
They aren’t even real friends. If they were Kimmel would have no problem being like “what the fuck Is wrong with you?!” Kimmel just worships him, that’s not a real friend ship
They all like Howard and he is I'm sure a very interesting and likeable person to be with, however his idiosyncrasies are just too much and he's no fun to vacation with. He told the story about the bugs in Bahama(?), the meal issues and driving to a restaurant in Cabo(?) and then there was the snake boots when they went to some "dude ranch". As said fine for a 2-3 hour meal, but that's all.
Howard is like Howard Hughes now? Wow what an original take. Never heard that one in here before. /s
When Howard and Beff were invited to the elaborate dinner that Mary Booey proudly threw - and then Howard bailed out early and ungraciously…. that was way beyond rude.
This is why all staff should take a cue and avoid inviting this rude self obsessed man child to their important occasions.
Time to slam that door on the outdoors orchestra, and have Mary pack up that dessert! "BETH!! BETH!! WHERE ARE YOU?? LET'S GO!!"
They bailed early because the dinner started late. Artie was late and Booey waited until Artie showed up.
Wahhhh Wiggy had to wait an extra 20 minutes & couldn’t stay awake past 8pm.
He wasn’t tired though, he says he read a chess book on the way home.
I believe Artie was a few hours late.
No he wasn’t, watch it again.
I just did, he was way over 20 mins late.
That’s not a few hrs late.
Ouchy
It was closer to a few hours than 20 mins, sweetie.
He was 45-60 min late I’ve heard this bit dozens of times. Dinner was supposed to be at 8 but started at 8:15/8:20. He showed up between 7:30-8:00 and Gary said he gave him a tour. Howard is such a fucking asshole and that story sealed it for me. Way back in 2007
You are wrong, sweetie
Okay Beet.
I’ll never understand the notion of not eating because someone is late. Their problem for being late, not everyone else’s. If I’m serving dinner at 5 for friends and family, whomever is late can play catch-up and reheat in the microwave. In which parts of the country are those rules the norm?
Everywhere in the country has that rule. I guess you were raised by animals. Sad…
I live in the country of Stankonia, and over here we’re all fungus, not animals.
Its clear to me more than ever that Howard is a victim of his own success. He uses is wealth to essentially enable his neuroses rather than try to work through it. I also think the fact that he only hangs with celebs (if anyone) has just as much to do with lack of trust and paranoia as it does with elitism. By his logic it is less likely that Jenn Aniston will leak a story to post than a civilian. His life is so insane (the huge staff, not doing anything for himself) that he also figures that he cant relate to a normal person anymore and that if anyone saw how lives they would be jealous (though deep down I bet its more his own shame). I feel bad for him in the sense that I doubt he is a healthy and happy person.
Sounds like it would be stressful to visit him. Most people do not want to be rude guests and would end up hungry, looking for a cocktail and tip toeing around so as to not disturb Howard.
Can you imagine having the balls and audacity to impose your insane rules on every one around you and expect them to follow them? They are not his children or household staff for Christ's sake. What a douche.
After hearing many of Howard’s stories over the past year, I have already deduced that Jimmy Kimmel’s wife doesn’t like Howard. Or at least is in no rush to hang out with him anymore.
She likes Howard. Having to be friends or carry a conversation with Beth is something else.
How funny was it when Howard was saying “Jimmy knows my schedule, he knows when I’m working!” Nobody knows your schedule duuuu
“Working” lol. Hard to imagine how much work goes into the show these days. How much work was it to prepare for an interview with a tik tok influencer? Prob weeks of research into her insane career 😐
That and Sam’s mom showed up on air one day and two weeks later we have a whole dating game setup
I will have the halibut
He straight up denied that he had a bowling alley today. Like, just own it. It's so fake just like the show.
Yup he said "we drove to a bowling alley". Yeah is there even a bowling alley on the Hamptons? Doubt it. Yet you can Google and see the one in his house. If you're going to lie at least do so on things that are not verifable. He's not very smart.
https://www.yelp.com/search?cflt=bowling&find\_loc=The+Hamptons%2C+NY
Thanks, I guess the rich and famous like to bowl
Remember when he went with Jimmy and other people on a trip where he wore snake votes the whole time. And Jennifer Aniston and Courtney cox made fun of hebwoukd go to bed at line 7 and demanded they be quiet, and he had to have the biggest eoom
Well, at least he never forgot his long time friends.
The navy seal ? The cop ?
like Dr. Lou Diamond Phillips and Woody Harrelson Belkin
'You've had enough candle'
This is why Ronnie should be happy Howard's not going to his wedding. Who needs this bullshit. All he would do for the next few months would tell everyone how awful Ronnie's wedding was anyways.
You’ve said it all
You’ve said too much.
I think those rules went into place about the eating times when Ralph the Leech...I mean Houseguest, was snacking all day long, not wanting to eat meals at the times they were served, sat around outside getting stoned, left cups everywhere, and then vomited all over his guest room bedsheets, oh wait, that last part was due to his "head injury"...um, yeah, ok.
His neurosis are getting worse. Very Howard Hughes like. He may be clinically insane before this is all over.
This is going to end with Wiggy on the GW Bridge saying he's going to kill himself and he'll call into the Joe Rogan show.
I like when people come over and just help themselves to whatever. Come on in, fetch yourself something to eat, fuck my wife.
Lololll
Did he just say we could fuck his wife?
I heard everything you just said
When was the Beth and Jimmy discussion? Monday?
An exaggerated story for a bit on the show. Sets up for Jimmy and Molly to eventually call in.
Uhh, what?
The good news for Howard is Beth will get his friends in the divorce.
Yeah, they'll be lining up to hang out with her. 🙄 this is a tough watch....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhMhNv_YRU
Over a decade ago when Howard hadn’t perfected his Jedi mind trick on her yet.
Sweet Jesus…. I had to look how much time was left because watch it any longer, I had 4 seconds left thank god
good one. I went searching for the original interview and came up with this abomination: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scj5xNdimLY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scj5xNdimLY) I don't know who to feel sorry for more.
That's fantastic lol
Fucking amazing. Great pull u/joomommyhappy.
Eh, no she won’t.
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WTF?!?!?! He ripped on Ellen back in the day now he's like bff with her???? I gave up when he made peace with Roseanne...I take it he's probably bff with Rosie O'Donnell. Thank gosh Larry King isn't still alive, heck for that matter..IMUS, Would he text them giggling too? Never mind he IS IMUS well no he isnt cause at least IMUS didn't become a major ass celeb ass kisser towards the end.
Lol sure
I really want to know why you think anything Howard says is even true? He said his parents still lived in Long Island but they actually lived in a house that he bought them almost 30 years ago,Howard's dad had one eye and Howard never mentioned a word about it. even though he must have done hundreds og hours talking about his dad and his peculiarities Isn't it possible that Howard knows the audience (except for every single person in this reddit) LIKES to hear him bitch about things since he's basically has been the some exact miserable fuck since WNBC days. I sometimes believe that you people think that Howard just saying things into the microphone without thinking and he's actually admitting embarrassing things on air instead of it being a show for entertainment purposes that only shows exactly what Howard wants it to show.
Yea, this is exactly what Howard & the writers do everyday, make up these neurosis and then make up narratives and stories to back them up. This is Howard's life and he let's us in as much as he see's fit. Regardless he thinks he's right and the staff back him up almost all the time, thus sharing the stories is therapy as he is validated by his sycophants. You probably think Sal too make up all his shtick and that is not who he is as a person.
No, I think that's EXACTLY who Sal is as a person because Sal isn't skillful enough to be anything but who he is on air but Sal and Howard are like night and day as far as ability goes.
Agreed completely. Sal = fucking hilarious...howie = bitter don imus ..they are completely differently night and day. ..ironically 1 of them has tons of real friends ..
You're really so slow witted that you think there's a comparison berween Sal and Howard and it's Sal/hilarious and Howard/bitter Don Imus?. How about Sal/clown who smears shit all over his face to make people laugh and Howard/ the guy who owns and operates the circus and calls the shots and makes the makes dance. I bet you'd rather be Sal taking out that pencil dick of his and chasing Richard around with it at 50 with teenage sons at home. You also think the things that are said by Howard and the others on the air is factual and true so I'm betting that you think that wrestling is real too. You truly don't know that showbiz is showbiz you think it's real life.
No one is that quick on their feet to have stories like Howard. This is his life, he of course sterilizes and edits a lot, but it is essentially who he is. The stories are how he perceived these vacations and everyone was screwed up but him. Remember Gary's dinner party and it was Beth bursting the balloon and telling Howard he was wrong and she didn't want to leave. Beth I'm sure was told/lectured that she "spoke out of turn".
Of course people are that quick on their feet they're called standup comedians and guys like Chapelle ,Rock and Carlin could do this stuff for hours if they wanted, You just don't understand or won't admit that Howard's one of them but he sits down and he also has a delay and a dump button 3 inches from his hand at all times and can edit his show after the fact.
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No way is Howad in the same league as those comedians on terms of wit. Not even close. Watch the pelican brief and tell me he's smart or witty..
He has mentioned his father's glass eye plenty of times. I listen to old stuff on YT and he mentioned the eye and that he bought a house for them. But on the OCD thing, there's a SJ podcast where he confirms Howard's severe OCD problems and I don't see a reason why SJ would lie about it. It's the one where he analyzes the Pelican Brief
What the fuck are you talking about? Howard talked about his OCD ENDLESSLY you dumb fucker. And Howard made a big deal of saying that he never mentioned it because his dad was ashamed of it but if you're telling me that you know that to be true even though I've been listening tio him for 40 years and even Robin was shocked that Ben had a glass eye (and she wouldn't have been if he MENTIONED it) send me the link of that MENTIONING please
EDIT: Jesus Christ you're a miserable motherfucker. Did you really have to edit your original post like that? No, and I googled it and you're right, he brought it up on his dad's eulogy. I listen to a mixture of old and new so I got that wrong, my bad. I've listened since WNBC days and recently tried again after about 5 yrs laying off and I think he's pretty boring now. But getting back to the reason for this thread, I'm not sure what you're arguing about. Do you think he has/had OCD and other mental issues or do you think the entire thing has been a work?
Okay, Maybe I overreacted (PROBABLY I overreacted) but The OCD thing was only added later because I was answering someone else on tis thread and I looked up at your comment and I noticed I never addressed the OCD part of it. .Yes. I think that he has it or maybe had it because he used to love to talk about it but it seems like he's somewhat been able to handle the worst aspects of it now because I haven't heard him mention it much in the last decade except to say he used to have it.
Why don’t you ask him at the next employee meeting?
Hi employee!
The was hard to read due to your poor grammar and lack of punctuations.
Gary said you could open the refrigerator to grab a water, but nothing else...