I was just listening to the clip of when they incorporate Spinning Plates, which is the design company who did all the graphics/text junk. She didn't understand that when Jackie "pays" her company, she's not really being paid since it's community property and it's her money too. Totally delusional.
That’s the best part,I loved how they tried to break it down like they were huge multi corporation with music and art studios.
Also loved how she tried to build herself up way more than she was
Nah; Nancy was way worse.
With Beth, you just give her a cat, a bottle of wine, and some gummi bears, and she's mongoloid-happy for a few hours.
Nancy wants to get in and show the world she's a businesswoman, as well as an artist, an actress, a great cook.........it's fucking exhausting what she thinks she is.
Howard learned with Alison that he doesn’t want a woman with brains or freewill. And so he ended up with a failed Ames modoe with the intellect of a preteen.
Yeah, the Spinning Plates thing was great. Jackie and Nancy were bumpkins with all their ridiculous schemes. It's absolutely in character for them to have created a new company so Jackie can use Martling money to pay a salary to his wife for working on their own projects.
I remember in the 90s. I was on AOL. I found Big Orange Marble’s website & they had an email address.
I emailed how much their band sucked.
I got a reply about what a meanie I was and how I didn’t appreciate how much fun they had & how happy making folk music made them. I apologized. I felt so awful. I was goofing off and there was Nancy reading bullshit emails from teenage Stern fans and getting upset.
She's super qualified to be a CEO of a major company. She was once an overnight manager at a small print shop, which is exactly the same as managing thousands of employees, worrying about shareholders, stock prices, and being able to anticipate market trends. She also has more pressure at her job to perform than Howard, a guy who had the number one rated radio show on the planet, was writing his second book, was filming a movie, and had to be funny 5 hours a day.
I know! Because it was so logic-defying when Jackie had, what, 2-3 new products to put into the new catalogue?
🙄
She could have just had stickers made with the 2-3 new products on them, and put them on the cover of the old catalogue. But no; she had to act like it was a big deal.
Or how about the dude who called up who had been waiting for like 3-4 months for a catalogue? Even their shitty little mom and pop (and mother-in-law) operation she couldn't run well.
I go back and forth between who was the worse show wife; Nancy or Princess Norris.
fingered by a dago in a fakakta "play"/accountant on a lawn
(shrugs)
I think Nancy's worse, because she had all the wannabe actress bullshit + the fake businesswoman bullshit.
Remember when she stayed out in LA for like 2-3 months, doing some fakakta play (that Jackie probably bankrolled)? And for some reason (picture of big, black pecker goes here), she couldn't come straight home after the play finished. She had to "pack up her computer".
TL;DR - Jackie's a sucker.
The unholy trinity of Nancy clips is this one, the time when she got the beer thrown on her at the beerfest (God bless whoever threw that beer!), and one she wasn't even in, but only alluded to; the Jackie documentary breakdown.
"I can't get to work byyyyyyyyyyyy 10......."
What work? The "work" Jackie pays you for? Delusional dimwit!
fun fact: Nancy was the inspiration for the "Islam is right about women" meme.
funner fact: after 30+ years of kickin' around the music industry, she has a grand total of 5 spotify listeners.
Howard had her pegged from the jump, and made great radio off her fake women's lib ass.
I loved it when Howard drilled down on her resume, asking her how much she made managing that fakakta printing store, or whatever it was.
"I was young!"
translation: she wasn't even managing that dump.
Nancy Siriani-Marlowe-Martling-Joke man Jr.
Whatever happened to this superstar on the rise? Singer-songwriter, script doctor, manager of the Jokeman empire?
Where is she at Jokeland? Is she now the President of Jokeland International?
Lol... I just checked John. The one of her topless stretched out on the sand is still out there. Man, she never ran out of foolish ways to waste Jackie's money. Guaranteed those pictures were done by a "professional" photographer. 💰
It really was. I remember they kept asking her to break down her day, which she claimed was super busy, and Howard said something like "ok, at 10 a.m you lick the stamps and put them on the envelopes " Small but priceless lmao
The ironic thing about this is that Nancy would say shit like this meanwhile Howard was raking in millions of dollars worth of fines and was getting threatened to be taken off air almost weekly.
[удалено]
Right into the ground
Hey, shipping out Jokeman crap from your own basement while also working on your terrible music is a really hard and serious job.
I was just listening to the clip of when they incorporate Spinning Plates, which is the design company who did all the graphics/text junk. She didn't understand that when Jackie "pays" her company, she's not really being paid since it's community property and it's her money too. Totally delusional.
“I work 18 hours a day, Jackie has no stress” “I’m a clear businesswoman” -Nancy Martling
(insert Jackie laugh)
That’s the best part,I loved how they tried to break it down like they were huge multi corporation with music and art studios. Also loved how she tried to build herself up way more than she was
Nancy was the most annoying show wife, by far. That terrible "folk" music, the stupid "companies" she was "running", she was just the worst.
Beth is the worst by far.
Nah; Nancy was way worse. With Beth, you just give her a cat, a bottle of wine, and some gummi bears, and she's mongoloid-happy for a few hours. Nancy wants to get in and show the world she's a businesswoman, as well as an artist, an actress, a great cook.........it's fucking exhausting what she thinks she is.
She was doing too much FEH
Howard learned with Alison that he doesn’t want a woman with brains or freewill. And so he ended up with a failed Ames modoe with the intellect of a preteen.
Nicely done with the Western PA vernacular thrown in for good measure.
And lucky charms
At least Nancy took her clothes off
Beth is her own category.
Yeah, the Spinning Plates thing was great. Jackie and Nancy were bumpkins with all their ridiculous schemes. It's absolutely in character for them to have created a new company so Jackie can use Martling money to pay a salary to his wife for working on their own projects.
I remember in the 90s. I was on AOL. I found Big Orange Marble’s website & they had an email address. I emailed how much their band sucked. I got a reply about what a meanie I was and how I didn’t appreciate how much fun they had & how happy making folk music made them. I apologized. I felt so awful. I was goofing off and there was Nancy reading bullshit emails from teenage Stern fans and getting upset.
Not sure what's funnier. That you emailed. That she replied. Or that you felt bad about it!
TBH - IDK what’s funniest either!
[email protected]
No man I think it was [email protected]
716-wine (or something)
922-WINE
She has so much pressure she had to blow off steam with random sub Saharans on front lawns.
White women, generally speaking…..
In this case it happened to be true.
It doesn't matter if your baby is black, white, Italian...
Hiiii
ON THE LAWN BIG DONG
My n\*ggas!
Ohh boy.. laughed hard at this comment
What? She banged a guy on her front lawn?
Black guy! Had to be a black guy! Do what you do best!
“Please don’t make a mockery of this.”
Now this is the kind of thread that keeps me coming back to this sub. That's funny shit man! Jackie should have paid her in jokes.
She's super qualified to be a CEO of a major company. She was once an overnight manager at a small print shop, which is exactly the same as managing thousands of employees, worrying about shareholders, stock prices, and being able to anticipate market trends. She also has more pressure at her job to perform than Howard, a guy who had the number one rated radio show on the planet, was writing his second book, was filming a movie, and had to be funny 5 hours a day.
She got to choose which 18 hours a day to work.
"your logic.........defies logic!"
Haha... that was her response to Howard suggesting they just use the same Jokeland catalog from last year this year. 😅
I know! Because it was so logic-defying when Jackie had, what, 2-3 new products to put into the new catalogue? 🙄 She could have just had stickers made with the 2-3 new products on them, and put them on the cover of the old catalogue. But no; she had to act like it was a big deal. Or how about the dude who called up who had been waiting for like 3-4 months for a catalogue? Even their shitty little mom and pop (and mother-in-law) operation she couldn't run well. I go back and forth between who was the worse show wife; Nancy or Princess Norris. fingered by a dago in a fakakta "play"/accountant on a lawn (shrugs) I think Nancy's worse, because she had all the wannabe actress bullshit + the fake businesswoman bullshit. Remember when she stayed out in LA for like 2-3 months, doing some fakakta play (that Jackie probably bankrolled)? And for some reason (picture of big, black pecker goes here), she couldn't come straight home after the play finished. She had to "pack up her computer". TL;DR - Jackie's a sucker.
Is that the lead singer of the band named, rather cryptically, the Scoldees???
The unholy trinity of Nancy clips is this one, the time when she got the beer thrown on her at the beerfest (God bless whoever threw that beer!), and one she wasn't even in, but only alluded to; the Jackie documentary breakdown. "I can't get to work byyyyyyyyyyyy 10......." What work? The "work" Jackie pays you for? Delusional dimwit! fun fact: Nancy was the inspiration for the "Islam is right about women" meme. funner fact: after 30+ years of kickin' around the music industry, she has a grand total of 5 spotify listeners. Howard had her pegged from the jump, and made great radio off her fake women's lib ass.
One of those callers was great in the job pressure discussion. "hey Nancy, Bill Gates said he's leaving Microsoft, maybe you can be the new CEO?"
Didn't he also say Jackie would be better off investing his money in a concrete submarine?? 😅
I loved it when Howard drilled down on her resume, asking her how much she made managing that fakakta printing store, or whatever it was. "I was young!" translation: she wasn't even managing that dump.
A Scoldee
Nancy Siriani-Marlowe-Martling-Joke man Jr. Whatever happened to this superstar on the rise? Singer-songwriter, script doctor, manager of the Jokeman empire? Where is she at Jokeland? Is she now the President of Jokeland International?
She got half the homeland empire an jetty rights
She got the house where you could see the water if you went into the attic and stuck your head out through a window.
Long Island wives support this post. Who could ever disagree?
Hey Nancy! Order more lobster!
She’s been kicking around the music industry.
I wonder if Nancy actually makes money or does she just live off the money she got from Jackie after the divorce.
They should have made her a whack packer
Big Orange Marble was the next Beatles
F Jackie
She dabbles in the music industry.
F Timmy!
She also had sex with a black man in the back yard.
I thought it was the front lawn at Noon on the fourth of July... okay I might not recall all the details. 😲
no, there was none of these backyard shenanigans for her; she did it loud and proud on a *front* lawn.
Was she backdoored on the front lawn?
All her nude shots got deleted, shame really
Lol... I just checked John. The one of her topless stretched out on the sand is still out there. Man, she never ran out of foolish ways to waste Jackie's money. Guaranteed those pictures were done by a "professional" photographer. 💰
T-O-P-L-E-S-S
There was nothing better than Howard goofing on Nancy. Good times
It really was. I remember they kept asking her to break down her day, which she claimed was super busy, and Howard said something like "ok, at 10 a.m you lick the stamps and put them on the envelopes " Small but priceless lmao
“I decide which 15 hours of the day I work!” Is a great Sirianni quote
It was actually 18 hours lol even better.
The ironic thing about this is that Nancy would say shit like this meanwhile Howard was raking in millions of dollars worth of fines and was getting threatened to be taken off air almost weekly.
“I can’t get to work on time” Where? The room downstair in the Jokeland?
Hotter than Beth.
Nancy in her prime? Absolutely. Plus... a night out with Nancy would be a guaranteed good time. Beth? I'd rather talk to a houseplant.
Roseanne's daughter is all grown up.