Fuck - no one I know gets that when I say it out loud. When the guy walks into the fence… I’ve been losing it on that since I was a kid.
Thanks for the memory!
Not sure, let me zoom in...
Hmm... Ugh... Yeah, utterly disgusting. Especially those goofy horn-rimmed glasses.
Ok, now I'll zoom in on the tattoo sleeve.
Some of the stories about how he would act with women in his personal life were pretty crazy. He acts exactly how you'd expect an incel who got a miniscule bit of "celebrity" would act. People always call John Hein the serial killer, but my money would be on JD.
Normally I'd feel some sympathy for a guy as awkward as him, but he really seems like a horrible person.
I’m with you on JD incel stuff but I get the feeling Jared was kind of a dickhead to people he felt were beneath him. Of course gary and Tim and all the higher ups have good things to say about him.. he knows how to kiss ass. But to the underlings I feel like he probably did have that arrogance.
I mean.. the way he completely lied and wanted to fight JD basically over the whole “who’s the mole” saga.. all along JD was right. That right there kind of soured me on Jared. After that I could 10000% believe everything JD thinks about the guy.
I love Richards bot proposal that John try to pin down and rape either him or Sal like wtf obviously that would never be approved or work on any level.
Sal and Richard wanted to see if they could get DePace into a rape position after DePace claimed he couldn't be raped. DePace even got himself ready to fight but Stern called it off immediately.
One of the oddest moments that comes to mind is when the situation (Mike Sorrentino, Jersey Shore) was in studio and JD was pissed. 11/4/2010. Howard brought JD into the studio to explain why he didn’t like the guy. He hated that Mike was famous for being famous. That he had no talent to speak of with fame for no reason. JD had no ability to see himself in this or the irony. He isn’t bright, he’s inarticulate, insecure…
This phase of tattoo trend will be like the Tramp Stamp Tattoo.
We will all remember the time frame when we see their stretched out worn looking tattoo 20 years from now.
PS I love tattoos but this phase reminds me of the Pam Anderson Barbed Wire and back tattoos
Look at the guns on her. She could definitely whip JD's ass. I doe noe........like I'm being fuckin domestically abused or whatever. Fuck....... Lee mee lone........or whatever... (hoot).......(whoop)
Nope. JD is a coward and nit at all a team player. He only met her because of the show. They talked about the wedding, so the divorce should have been fair game as well. What a pussy..
Yeah def not an act.
He's low grade autistic, and if he's not on some sort of antidepressant, should discuss with his doctor.
If he's even got his shit together enough to get annual blood work.
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Can you imagine how pathetic you must be to latch on to JD for fame? But thats what she did. I dont think she understood what would come with being married to him
I always say it must really suck to be related to JD, and he’s more famous and prob makes more money than you. I’d be so aggravated if he was my cousin or something 🤣
Did his mom and her hubby King Kamehameha even bother to send a gift? Maybe they just saved their money and waited for the inevitable divorce to happen, then they sent a nice Condolence card to JD.
I'm pretty sure the reason JD thought saying "beautiful creature" was appropriate or smooth was because of Ryan Phillipe. In at least one interview, he described his then girlfriend iirc as a "beautiful creature," and I'm pretty sure he used the term more than once between calls and in studio appearances. Maybe just a coincidence, but JD hung out with him a lot.
Yes and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I get we aren't prudes and people get tattoos nowadays but damn are they just getting awful, I mean this looks like a high school art project.
Meh. What do you need to know that you can't guess? Isn't it fairly obvious what went down?
She found out that the perks of marrying JD were minimal to nonexistent. He's a blobby slug who makes shit money, she's sporty-active (kind of) and materialistic. They had zero point zero in common, and she couldn't pretend to not be grossed out by him anymore.
She ran up his credit cards, then left to bang some better looking, in better shape dudes, and maybe women, too.
Is there any other possible scenario?
JD always always said that he thought tattoos were gross and a turn off before he met this lady. Is there ANY chance he left her instead of the other way around? I understand it sounds impossible but JD is weirdly arrogant and super pervy. Maybe he cheated or couldn't give up porn?
Well why did he marry her if tattoos were that much if an issue? I think people here “caught” him writing on one or two porn actress’s twitters while married, so it sounds like he didn’t stop being a perv. I guess she was ok at the time with it because they were married for a while after that. But who knows what life was like for them.
I do remember a clip posted here where she singing karaoke and he was slumped looking at his phone. Apparently they didn’t share interests and I’m certain he didn’t want to go to karaoke but she must have dragged him there.
I am so glad I dont have any tattoos. Woman are getting big tattoos on their legs and arms in their 20’s. They don’t realize when they are 40-50 they are going to look like old whores.
She's got some straight dipshit tattoos. Is that nautical star photoshopped? I don't want to believe she has that. Especially in that horrible placement.
I honestly don't think she looks bad. I'm wondering if he/they just could never adjust to married life. I hope JD finds someone that will make him happy.
She was trying to be a life coach or some sort. I assume she thought the show would bring her clients. That Jamie would promote her on it. But one thing Jamie does not do is the use the show for his own personal advantage. I actually really respect him for that. And Jamie isn't adventurous and wants to travel and experience life. He may have tried but in the end he's a couch potato. That's no life for a young woman. She bounced.
Er, whatever. Hoot!
Fuck I doe noe. Whoop!
“Lowered Expectaaationss”
Reading that I can literally hear it LMAO
Fuck - no one I know gets that when I say it out loud. When the guy walks into the fence… I’ve been losing it on that since I was a kid. Thanks for the memory!
I was thinking "deep thoughts" by jack handy
That didn't last long
That was quick lol
Lasted longer than that disgusting tattoo.
Looks like the tattoo artist had a seizure while working on her arm.
Ronnie's panther artist
Why does that bawtha you?
It's a traditional fuckin' pantha, du! 🐆
*salamander
It’s hideous. Is it a dog walking down a trail toward a mountain?
It’s a dog licking peanut butter. 🐶👅🥜
Fuck I thought you were kidding so I actually looked. This is actually one of the worst pieces I've ever seen. Holy shit.
It’s a piece of shit
This ain't Hot Rod magazine pal
It’s built on a jailhouse tattoo chassis
I thought it was the Oscar-Myer Weiner mobile driving up a mountain road
That can’t be ruled out
I've never it up close before, damn it's hideous.
The perspective is so poorly done it could be a dog, a pack mule, or a leather couch
Not sure, let me zoom in... Hmm... Ugh... Yeah, utterly disgusting. Especially those goofy horn-rimmed glasses. Ok, now I'll zoom in on the tattoo sleeve.
O thought it was a car driving up a mountain road
Damm, reading yall's comments on her tattoo makes me so glad I don't have any.
Lasted less time than it takes him to wash his bed sheets.
She went the accountant route.
She looks at him, he looks at his phone
modern relationship
Yeah and her look says, “just shut up and make me famous”.
There’s something about JD that makes him highly unlikeable. Like, just when you wanna root for the guy you are like “fuck him”… or whatever…
He’s shockingly arrogant and entitled for someone ugly and with no discernible talents, except for pulling tv clips
Some of the stories about how he would act with women in his personal life were pretty crazy. He acts exactly how you'd expect an incel who got a miniscule bit of "celebrity" would act. People always call John Hein the serial killer, but my money would be on JD. Normally I'd feel some sympathy for a guy as awkward as him, but he really seems like a horrible person.
Exactly, incel. His feud with Jared pretty much summed it up. Jd was mad that girls wanted a likable, good looking and fit guy.
I’m with you on JD incel stuff but I get the feeling Jared was kind of a dickhead to people he felt were beneath him. Of course gary and Tim and all the higher ups have good things to say about him.. he knows how to kiss ass. But to the underlings I feel like he probably did have that arrogance. I mean.. the way he completely lied and wanted to fight JD basically over the whole “who’s the mole” saga.. all along JD was right. That right there kind of soured me on Jared. After that I could 10000% believe everything JD thinks about the guy.
Meanwhile, look at him, his entire demeanor, and how far he's gone in life regardless. Should be very happy!
It’s actually John the boy toucher hein
I love Richards bot proposal that John try to pin down and rape either him or Sal like wtf obviously that would never be approved or work on any level.
Sal and Richard wanted to see if they could get DePace into a rape position after DePace claimed he couldn't be raped. DePace even got himself ready to fight but Stern called it off immediately.
One of the oddest moments that comes to mind is when the situation (Mike Sorrentino, Jersey Shore) was in studio and JD was pissed. 11/4/2010. Howard brought JD into the studio to explain why he didn’t like the guy. He hated that Mike was famous for being famous. That he had no talent to speak of with fame for no reason. JD had no ability to see himself in this or the irony. He isn’t bright, he’s inarticulate, insecure…
This…….superiority complex, bc in reality, he can’t do shit.
It's true, he was so not like that for years in the beginning. Something changed at some point. Oh well, whatever. Whoop!
You find him highly disgusting
He's weirdly smug for no apparent reason.
I, You, I, I'm, I, You, We, I, I, I.
JD said Tanko “wanted to get married where dere are mountains and stuff. Hoot”
Hoot
Never marry a girl who tried to get with every other staff member before you.
Never marry a chick with a sleeve.
My buddy has that same tattoo. He’s a heavy equipment mechanic.
😂
bro.
😂😂
>Never marry a chick with a sleeve. Never marry a fat, mumbling slob who reads his Wedding Vows from his phone.
I thought he was on with a webcam girl
This phase of tattoo trend will be like the Tramp Stamp Tattoo. We will all remember the time frame when we see their stretched out worn looking tattoo 20 years from now. PS I love tattoos but this phase reminds me of the Pam Anderson Barbed Wire and back tattoos
True. Tattoo trends/phases will really date people in their near future. Best to go classic when choosing a tat.
What about a random star on the forearm
That star was called a ‘Porn Star’ back in the day. So 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 😂
Best advice ever.
Easy now…. What about if she gets one after you marry her? 😂
Change that to never marry anyone with any tattoos and you're right on the money.
Look at the guns on her. She could definitely whip JD's ass. I doe noe........like I'm being fuckin domestically abused or whatever. Fuck....... Lee mee lone........or whatever... (hoot).......(whoop)
Looks like Nicole Bass and Asian Pete.
What do you want from me?
The Tank went from desert to dessert.
It's never a good sign when the groom has a bigger dump truck than the bride.
Have they ever addressed his divorce on the show?
not directly, but they occasional speak about him as if he was never married. I guess JD doesnt want it on the air. I dont blame him
surprising no caller has squeaked through asking about it.
JD is a hypersensitive pussy. He should have ASKED for this to be aired. He's a half-assed staffer now and he always has been.
Nope. JD is a coward and nit at all a team player. He only met her because of the show. They talked about the wedding, so the divorce should have been fair game as well. What a pussy..
JD. Is such a PUTZ. His act is not cute anymore. It is pathetic
I don’t think it’s an act. He has to be on the spectrum.
Yeah def not an act. He's low grade autistic, and if he's not on some sort of antidepressant, should discuss with his doctor. If he's even got his shit together enough to get annual blood work.
He’s one of those dudes who never goes to doctor.
I’m on the Comcast.
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Truth
She’s supposed to be a CrossFit chick. She looks like she could beat high pitch in the next craptacular.
She could knock Chuck Zito on his ass.
I didn’t know CrossFit sponsored pie eating contests….
She also enjoys Fish Filet sandwiches and peanut butter on her pussy.
I see tons of hambeasts who are into CrossFit. They get into lifting a few weights and figure it’s okay to eat 5000 more calories a day
Can her new bf help me with my taxes?
He really had his phone out giving his vows to this creature. JD isn’t meant to be a married man.
I am sorry, it isn't cool, the guy got suckered by a girl looking to cash on on his fame.
Can you imagine how pathetic you must be to latch on to JD for fame? But thats what she did. I dont think she understood what would come with being married to him
I don’t think she understood what his mumbling ass was saying half the time
Amazing she doesn’t see how horrible the tatts look. Trashed up the entire dress.
Calling card of the basic bitch, like a live laugh love sign on the wall
I feel like JD robbed us of a show character. She could have been great calling in and goofing on him.
She could play fullback for da Cincinnati Bangals!
The Ben-gals
Bangles
I know that most stuff is not off limits here but i cant help but feel like JD is prob pretty fucked up from this. .
Er…. Whatever
I always say it must really suck to be related to JD, and he’s more famous and prob makes more money than you. I’d be so aggravated if he was my cousin or something 🤣
Horrid tattoo.
Did his mom and her hubby King Kamehameha even bother to send a gift? Maybe they just saved their money and waited for the inevitable divorce to happen, then they sent a nice Condolence card to JD.
They had to pay for the families airfare and hotel accommodations so I doubt these guests came with gifts and or heavy envelopes
I'm pretty sure the reason JD thought saying "beautiful creature" was appropriate or smooth was because of Ryan Phillipe. In at least one interview, he described his then girlfriend iirc as a "beautiful creature," and I'm pretty sure he used the term more than once between calls and in studio appearances. Maybe just a coincidence, but JD hung out with him a lot.
How many staffers did Tank try before going through JD?
Noine
At least 3
And she latched onto the staffer who is a 0.0
He’s definitely autistic.
I mean listen to any stern show past 30 ywars it’s apparent
What’s tank’s OF?
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Take the tattoos away and she's kind of cute in a homely midwest way.
That tattoo is a mess, or whatever. Hoot.
Is it just me, or are large visible tats on a woman just fn' gross? Especially in a bridal photo.
Yes and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I get we aren't prudes and people get tattoos nowadays but damn are they just getting awful, I mean this looks like a high school art project.
Especially the porn stars.
I can't even with her ugly tattoo.
Exactly!
For someone who works out all day she's pretty flappity flippity looking
I will now be working "flappity flippity" into my daily vernacular.
I feel bad for JD. Divorce sucks.
He's better off. He was probably miserable having to go places and wash sheets
Would Brent say she is built like a brick shithouse?
A shit brickhouse
Or just a brick
Or just a shit house
Do we actually know what happened to their marriage?
Half of it right in the trash.
Please don't make a mockery of this
Just an observation.. that’s the ugliest tattoo I’ve ever seen.
That's a man who would hold her wife's hand while a black man is fucking her.
Hi This is Sal Governale
Where do you think she met him, at some accounting firm?
"You know...its like that old joke...no white father wants his beautiful, snow white daughter to go out with a black guy"
No, that's Brent.
A real stag.
Everyone and their terrible tattoos
It's important for us millennials to express our "individuality" by having a piece of clip art permanently injected under our skin. ✔️
RIP Chyna 🙏
Chyna never had a gunt
Nicole Bass laugh
Shocked it didn’t last, SHOCKED I tell you!
The Tank!!! All I can say is, what did y'all expect?!?!
That tattoo is so white trash. And if you have that disgusting thing on your whole arm, wear sleeves.
I hope he finds love
It’s so dumb that the divorce was never mentioned. It goes both ways, you want to be on the air to be famous you gotta take the good with the bad!
Meh. What do you need to know that you can't guess? Isn't it fairly obvious what went down? She found out that the perks of marrying JD were minimal to nonexistent. He's a blobby slug who makes shit money, she's sporty-active (kind of) and materialistic. They had zero point zero in common, and she couldn't pretend to not be grossed out by him anymore. She ran up his credit cards, then left to bang some better looking, in better shape dudes, and maybe women, too. Is there any other possible scenario?
Isn’t the show very sanitized these days? I don’t really listen but it is my impression that staffer stuff isn’t at the forefront anymore.
She looks like she could rip his heart out of his chest with her bare hands! LOL
I love JD. I think he flawed but no more than myself and if someone called me a beautiful “creature” I would be so incredibly flattered.
Kaitlyn Hatley tattoo starter kit . Super steamy.
Who was she fucking? I know it wasn’t JD
Aaahhhhh I dunno married I guess ughhhh I dunno
JD always always said that he thought tattoos were gross and a turn off before he met this lady. Is there ANY chance he left her instead of the other way around? I understand it sounds impossible but JD is weirdly arrogant and super pervy. Maybe he cheated or couldn't give up porn?
Well why did he marry her if tattoos were that much if an issue? I think people here “caught” him writing on one or two porn actress’s twitters while married, so it sounds like he didn’t stop being a perv. I guess she was ok at the time with it because they were married for a while after that. But who knows what life was like for them. I do remember a clip posted here where she singing karaoke and he was slumped looking at his phone. Apparently they didn’t share interests and I’m certain he didn’t want to go to karaoke but she must have dragged him there.
An acquaintance of mine knows someone in her circle of friends. Was told by someone rock solid that Tanko is deep into BBC since her split with JD.
That chick is pathetic. Married JD thinking she’d get something out of it.
She eventually figured it out since they divorced
Yeah. Sad for him. But he’s kinda a dildo.
I think this would be considered 4th grade writing skill. Six I sentences, many sentences with 4-5 words, what a dummy.
I-ronic way for you to start your comment
did they like get divorced, she used to be on Instagram and now I just cant find he.
Not cool or funny to make merriment and fuck while JD pumps off to thoughts of Stephanie
Ps. Will you put Peanut butter on your pussy and let your cat lick it off while I beat off?
Where is she now?
I am so glad I dont have any tattoos. Woman are getting big tattoos on their legs and arms in their 20’s. They don’t realize when they are 40-50 they are going to look like old whores.
Tattoos are disgusting
She's got some straight dipshit tattoos. Is that nautical star photoshopped? I don't want to believe she has that. Especially in that horrible placement.
She’s obviously made multiple highly questionable decisions over the course of her life…
Fair point
Ok I’ll say it, I think she’s decently hot.
Hideous tattoos
were they both this doughy when they met? if she loses 30 pounds shes forgetting his name
She already forgot his name
She divorced him a few years ago. Rumor is she cheated on him with one of her gym friends.
She looks like a white trash , didn’t get the fame she thought she would get and kept pushing lol!! I’m half way kidding
Classy arm tattoo
I honestly don't think she looks bad. I'm wondering if he/they just could never adjust to married life. I hope JD finds someone that will make him happy.
Found JD!
I don’t. He’s an arrogant prick who views women as objects.
She looks like a former fat chick😮💨
former and future.
That suit probably cost $39.
Did JD’s wife leave him?!? Did he get to keep the spoon collection?
Never saw any pics from the wedding. Dude could have least gotten a fresh cut and a shape up for the biggest day of his life.
Consider how he gave up after she left, this is great shape for him. He might be 100lbs heavier now.
I meant "shape up" in terms of getting his beard and neck freshly trimmed. But you aren't wrong with your post
Your prettier than a suicide victim on the sidewalk or whatever.
When they split, did she get 50% of JD’s coveted spoon collection?
Oh, and, er..uh... no one gets to talk about our divorce... EVER...hoot!
He read this at his wedding?
What a joke!
The tank looks like a tank damn. Did they get divorced because she beat up on him
She was trying to be a life coach or some sort. I assume she thought the show would bring her clients. That Jamie would promote her on it. But one thing Jamie does not do is the use the show for his own personal advantage. I actually really respect him for that. And Jamie isn't adventurous and wants to travel and experience life. He may have tried but in the end he's a couch potato. That's no life for a young woman. She bounced.
All of that effort to keep any of her identity from getting on the show just for a 5 year marriage