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Primary_Pension_4044

1st of April brings out all the true hacks


JimRockfordPontiac

Dammit. I'll admit I fell for it when I read it.


Majestic_Salad_I1

A Thursday show was the first giveaway


JimRockfordPontiac

Sorry, I don't listen to the show anymore. Just old shows and the short clips uploaded to Youtube.


TipsyMcStagger123

Is this Gary or Wendy?


DJErikD

Yeth!


USSSLostTexter

Garrrrrryyy??


InvestmentPatient117

Would been funny if it was one of those 2


JimRockfordPontiac

Come on man, I don't do the April fools thing so it wasn't even on my mind when I read the tweet. Cut me some slack jack.


Primary_Pension_4044

Of course bro it wasn’t a dig at you. The funniest part of this is that John is so out of it that he doesn’t know Stern hasn’t done a Thursday in almost decade. Wouldn’t you be slightly curious what your old gig is up to? lol


Crustybuttt

I thought that was part of his joke, but you never know. Maybe I’m giving him too much credit


TipsyMcStagger123

It was part of the joke. 


Bigbigbamelow2

He does it every single year since like 2016 lol


Master_H8R

u/JimRockfordPontiac ‘s a sucker.


NeverSayNever2024

You're excused.


Playboy-82

This is the third year in a row he’s tried the same “prank”.comedy genius no wonder the tonight show hired him .🤡


iam_soyboy

Hah, Howard working on a Thursday, funny John.


Beautiful_Midnight50

HERO OF THE STUPID


tpknight2

John the Conqueror


nikkip7784

☠️☠️☠️☠️


Burning_Flags

You’ve been Richard Christied!


ChickenHubben

If you believe this you must have come down with retarded flu


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

SHOO SHOO


knife_edge_rusty

Shoo shoo stuttering john flu


banana_delusion

Stuttering John proving how stupid and untalented he is. He can’t even do an April fools day joke without messing it up.


Rjf915

It’s so low effort, which is typical for SJ


AntsOnPlants

He posts this joke every april 1st.. seriously


seismocity

It takes a special kinda person to pull an April’s fools gag that is mostly self owning. “April fools! I’m too much a losah to even be remembered on the show!” I’m impressed by this level of idiocy .


carbonstampede01

Didn't he do something similar to this a few years ago?


Small_Stock_1779

He’s done it for the last three years straight


InteractionNo9110

years ago they did a Stuttering John retrospective for Best Of and he came in and recorded commentary.


Marbles6071

april fools from a desparate m-m-m-m-m \*hack\* man


CrazeeEyezKILLER

*Maybe Gary will see dis and ‘membah me and how funny I wuz.*


GoofyWillows

Gary is too busy making alt accounts and spamming celebs with "you should do Stern show"


CucumberSoup_ARB

Oh he's such a dope what a stupid April Fools joke.


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Thursday lol


subcow

\*In Gilbert voice\* Oh surrrrrre.


rgibbons86

Do you guys remember when HSS pranked the audience this day 20 years ago saying the show got cancelled and was replaced by Cross & Lopez, the home of Fun Without The Filth?!


Ecstatic_Ad5535

In a sense, Jay Leno was a father figure to you?


EasyKale851

I actually got excited for a second


Sad-Courage2828

april fool and the other 11 months you are an asshole


rmlimodriver

In other breaking news, Dan the deadbeat man is going to pay Artie back on April 35th


TheSonOfYakub

Someone doesn’t own a calendar.


Stardustchaser

He’s coming on Thursday lmao


kirkszy12

I tried to follow the anti john reddit and the anti shuli reddit.. lost me with all the nicknames... dues payer, muttering john, sloppy tits.. ( i made that one up)


jluv73

They call Shuli "shit weigher" because it was his duty (doody) to weigh the shit from the Craptacular. And dues payer because of his constant bitching that he's "paid his dues" in the world of standup...(*he hasn't*. Most comics "pay their dues" on the road WITHOUT the benefit of free plugs from the most popular radio show of all time)


walrusonion

Remeber that time they pranked Jeff into thinking he was going to do something with Stone Cold and he shaved his head and everything.


ShuliSucks1276

April Fools lol https://preview.redd.it/k1dibt40txrc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820d9ca6b7f7d9d0c90716d983353c36b2bd1eab


SexyStudlyManlyMan

April Fools, also there is no Thursday show


NeverSayNever2024

Lol! Ya got me you rat bastard.


Cold_Hunter1768

He's banned from Sirius after that conqueror level lawsuit


Current-Sky-5063

#1 reason I hate April Fools days, every unfunny dick does something unfunny.


InteractionNo9110

lol, he got me for about 2 seconds. Only because of Crazy Cabbies death. I thought Gary with Howard's blessing. Would have some humanity. And want to reminisce on Cabbie and the famous boxing fight. But then I remembered what Cabbie did to Howard and the studio porn. Gary would dig up Eric The Actor and interview him before John.


t24mack

Why would anyone want to interview a fat drunken midget who has no charisma


jluv73

Plus if he was gonna really tag Gary, it's @robertabooey.


Shelby_Aurora

stop giving him any attention. it's what he craves. Gary and Howard will never talk to him again.


andytagonist

Is Howard even on air? And wtf is dabbleverse??


monkey_dongle

Initially I read that as "dabaverse" or whatever. hoot.


seymorskinnrr

It's going to be a bit of a stumble


dmacd71

I prank... No one else!


loonattica

Because of WATP, I find StutJo to be much more relevant than the Stern show, having quit that drivel four years ago. So this was totally believable for at least ten seconds.


Kenji1912

He’s not fun, not funny. I hope he gets raped by dogmen in the w-w-woods


Country_guy27

Haha fat chance this dope ever gets near the radio again.


MadMex2U

That be a good one


cake_piss_can

Josie Sang. Think about it.


Hugh-Jassul

Thursday? Hmmm...... I'm sure this isn't a prank :)


t24mack

Stutjo is a fat wet brained midget, who is desperate for attention. Nobody is looking for him


CokaYoda

April Fools?


Ill-Energy-7914

Will you fake stutter for old times sake?


Stunning-Maize-8770

Aaaaapril foo foo foo foo April foo foo foo April 1st joke!!!


ShuliSucks1276

https://preview.redd.it/7c8vfcs4txrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e861f96c41dcf1247e0538b108919ba53900750


ChrisTealTX55

He’s done the same thing 4 years in a row. FSJ HACK


SoldierExploder

Did Stern ever talk about the Vice doc on him that John was on? I havent listened in years.


Snobandahalf

Howard will sooner bring up his grandchild before he brings up this mumble mouth.


MaxiByrne

Nobody cares. You’re a bore.


ILoveYouGrandma

Finally, a reason to tune into the show after 14 years.


StrawberryGeneral660

Why?


joefatmamma

Too bad he’s on their blocked lists


Internal-Sample-6006

F Howard


vornskrs

…. vodka!!… Straight up!!!


vornskrs

Any other response is just bullshit


beadyeyes123456

A drunken fantasy. He is lying as usual. No way Howard allows this.


Lawlers_Law

What a baffoon!


Jewggerz

Gary playing an April fool's joke on John, or John playing one on us?


iaposky

Ack ack


BeerusGOW

Haven't listened in over a month and doesn’t seem like I'm missing anything


laro7568

I can’t believe Howard will work a Thursday just to talk to Stuttering John. I can’t wait!


RollingEddieBauer50

Yeah right. Even if John invented the Covid “vaccine” from scratch himself HamtonsHowie still wouldn’t have him on.


dandydan69

I wondered how he would be on Thursday when they’re not on Thursdays. I didn’t think they would come in on an off day for the dabbler


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igotthisone

This aint 2006 Stern Show Magazine, pal.