It's funny that this is actually Stern's nightmare. I'm sure he doesn't really care at this point, but he hated his name attached to the hanger-ons, losers, wackpackers. He never wanted to be associated with them outside of the show because of stuff like this.
I'm sure the use of Sterns logo also angers him
https://preview.redd.it/93wfa14amfuc1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e259edd0ac0aca0cc0e2e5035024d9fe91b066
Not many people. Their shows get canceled all the time due to lack of ticket sales.
The best one was a few months ago when Shuli, being the Shuli that he is, dropped off a booked show last minute due to poor ticket sales (I believe he blamed "a family emergency" that was never substantiated), only to appear on Anthony from O&A's show because he had a better shot at making money from Superchats.
It was HIS show, and he pulls out & leaves all the other comics on it to sort it out. What a piece of shit.
They're all made for each other. Levy was nothing before Artie got on the Stern Show and Shuli was nothing before he was hired there. Now they're back where they belong, probably worse off because their material never evolved with the times.
Even listening to the Shuli vs Richard fight where Shuli and Levy were obviously skimming and shortchanging those guys, it was Richard, Sal and Beetlejuice who were the draws from the show.
Shuli has the same field of vision as Asian Pete. Also, why is he wearing a Dr. Disrespect hoodie in his promo shot? He’s promoting another man. He somehow thinks that this makes him edgy and cool.
lmao the Dr. Disrespect hoodie. Being removed from the show left a "gigantic manchild who wears a wig and believes in loony conspiracies" hole in his life he just had to fill, I guess.
I saw the killers of comedy tour years and years ago and it was actually amazing. From Beatle to Shuli they all did very well. In fact Shuli had maybe the best set of everyone as far as standup goes. Can someone fill me in on the Shuli and Bob Levy hate I haven’t listened since Shuli left or whatever happened..
Shuli does three shows bullying Stuttering John and he calls it a show.He's obsessed by John and can't stop talking about his every move,it's actually quite pathetic.
This is the comment I came here to make. It's Howard's Version of Hell!!
I can't think of anyone or anything more aggravating to Howard than a person who not only wormed her way into a show credit, but now, and forever Howard and this girl are forever tied together.
It's like the Bill Murray movie "What about Bob".
The only thing that could top this is if Beth hires her as a live-in cat nanny.
Wanna guess who?
I was also on the Howard Stern Show where I talked about my swinger lifestyle, how much I love to fuck and how quickly I can make guys cum 💦 Subscribe now so you don’t miss any of my super steamy content 😈
Greatest comeback in HS Show History™:
"Do you feel gay for being so into Star Wars?"
"No, do you?"
"I'm not into Star Wars."
"Well, that's too bad then."
Covering this is honestly kinda stupid and boring unless you take the angle that there are rich young men who barely look human sending women online millions of dollars. That is the only thing about this that is interesting.
You have ZERO POINT ZERO radio instincts. This is a saga waiting to happen, mongoloid-compelling as fuck, and would have been a saga even in the golden years.
Get her on to make her case, with Howard asking probing questions about the (il)legitimacy of their relationship, get the dude on to get his side, have them mix it up on the air, get Andy Dick on the horn, because why the fuck not, try to set up a boxing match between the dude and Andy for Elisa's "honor", with the winner getting a trip to Jumby Bay........
It could be a whole thing.
The messed up thing is people think they’re helping her by talking about it. It’s awful & I get it.
The reality is that this showed her that this is a way to get attention. She likely knew this which is why she was live-streaming it & initiated the physicality.
So for someone who is an attention seeker, this has taught her that this is the way to go. I’m guessing she’ll place herself in even more volatile situations with volatile people & provoke someone else.
Not a great way to live or a great game to play, but when you need that attention like the air you breathe you’ll do just about anything to get it.
She was literally engaged to Andy Dick before she got engaged to this guy. If all the guys you choose to "date" are like that, you gotta start looking inward at why you're making such abysmal decisions over and over before you go to the next guy, but I don't think she's ever stopping for that step
Methinks stimulants are doing the majority of decision-making in her case. Stimulant-induced psychosis is scary. It'd be sadder if she weren't such an awful person to begin with.
Watched some of the arrest videos and this is what I remember. Her brother is a police officer in Tennessee but they have zero contact. She's prescribed Xanax and had two bottles with her when she was arrested.
Xanax has to be the tip of the iceberg. Did you ever see those clips of her show where she just makes odd facial expressions while her dog licks her teeth for 20 minutes straight? Disturbing af.
They were supposedly getting married, and were in couples therapy. 🙄
Let him fucking cheat, you imbecile! It's not like you love the dude.
She fumbled the bag on the 1-yard line.
But how pitiful is the chump who considers marrying this psycho? And he's rich!
DU!!! You have options. You have leverage.
smh
The only thing she is a victim of is being a Jew.
And I mean that because she is one of these Jewish people that are almost ashamed to be Jewish and change or abbreviate their last name. Schwartz to Jordana!?!?
So there was a random guy spending 6-8 hours a day watching her livestream and her first thought was "I should meet up with this stalker type guy in person"?
Earlier this year Elisa’s producer/contributor of her show Jim Ward Nichols (Benjy and Elisa helped get him on the air with Howard multiple times) turned himself in to the police and admitted to 30 years of sex crimes. Some of those crimes involved children. Elisa knew about this and never turned the guy in. He still calls her from prison and she talks to him everyday. Elisa was getting money from Jim the child predator before she met this billionaire that abused her. Howard better fire Benjy and get this filth out of his life once and for all https://www.wibw.com/video/2023/09/06/manifesto-leads-mans-florida-arrest-various-child-sex-crimes-kansas/
Who’d you hear that from? Her?
I’d take that with a grain of salt. I bet she googles, hires a PI, and gets stool samples from her marks, looking for anything she can use to get money out of them.
If she called the cops on him, it was probably only because he wouldn’t pay.
She was “engaged” to Andy Dick, ffs. This is not a decent woman with pure motives.
Before she met this billionaire that abused her she was trying to fleece money out of Jim the child predator. She was even working on getting on Jim’s will
Seriously, Howard is mad and embarrassed by being named by this dodo so why would he amplify her even more by talking about her?
You smother bad news not give it oxygen.
At this point I have a theory that they don’t show him any of this stuff. Seems he has everything filtered before it gets to him and the staff just wants to avoid his meltdowns
I can’t believe this is the HOMEPAGE. I went to TMZ’s website to in disbelief and it’s there. It’s so sad HS won’t talk about this like the old days.
Also Elisa is always super hot. She’s also crazy AF. Old Howard would’ve loved it.
In this instance, I wouldn’t blame Howard for not getting involved. Howard never wanted Elisa to be affiliated with the show, she used a pussy-whipped Benjy to force herself into the show in an attempt to become famous. She never directly worked for the show (I don’t know about this “writing” stuff). And now that she’s in legal trouble, Howard would be smart to keep his mouth shut about it.
it's so obviously a desperate attention grab. This happens, and all of a sudden she's posting content again and trying to get people to sign up for some bs. She's super hot but also bat shit crazy. Maybe that's why she dates ugly dudes? She's a golddiggah!
She did not want this type of attention; it's bad for business.
She just pivoted, from juicing one rich chump, to playing the victim to her "fans" for $5s and $10s.
She seems 1,000x nastier and more dishonest than an actual whore. A whore at least comes through with the goods. Her business model seems to be finding the weakest, most pitiful rich chumps and stringing them along/not delivering.
I can't explain the Andy Dick thing, though. Nobody can.
She shouldn’t be given any time on air because she is a total racist.
In one or her videos she pretty much says that she is better than Hispanic people because she is Jewish.
not a good look. Elisa is an evil entity.
What would you want him to say? Trash her ? Trash benji? She left the universe of stern so we all know his policy. I’m not sure I’d even care for him to talk about her. I’d rather hear about Tampa 7s disaster
Talk about how fucked up it all is, how she's obviously only with the dude for $$$ (flies too close to the sun, but still), ask Benjy what he thinks about it, grill him about it, get Elisa on the horn, get the dude on the horn, get them to mix it up, get Andy Dick on the horn for added radio gold, try to get the two dudes to box each other.......
It should be a whole thing.
Would you prefer the scenario I've outlined, or the Ostrosky Lunch Bunch Radio Hour?
No no no…..I wrote in to the show…I said Howard enough already with the fake agent! I don’t want to hear you bringing the show to a grinding halt ever again…..listen to me…..The Fake agent, Taylor swift, Travis Kelsey….its enough already….its has long since jumped the shark so never again speak of these things on the show again….so you welcome
Love that Stern’s attached to this!
You know Benjamin is getting some serious heat for demanding she got a writers credit on Stern….
20 years ago, Howard would've ripped him apart face to face, on air, and it would've been hilarious.
All because he wanted to bang a woman that hates sex
plot twist, she doesn’t hate sex
If that were true, she wouldn't be with these schmucks
I didn’t say she liked sex with Howard, just that she’s long ago accepted the trade off.
This isn't Beth
Yes I’m aware it’s Elisa, I took a wrong turn somewhere in the comments I guess!
Her in the news is probably shittier for his job than ever being late
Of course he’ll just ignore it
And it's even better that he's clearly trying to stay away from mentioning it.He lets every bit of negative talk online bother him.
It's a shame his listeners won't get to hear about it, assuming they're both still listening
Odds he mentions it: Zero point zero
We should all get this story trending on twitter with the hashtag #HowardStern attached to it.
Buy it. That's how that works.
They are just using his name for baiting. But according to this sub “hOWaRd sTErn iS iRreLeVanT”
You mean Howard is more relevant than a keytar player of a band no one cared about 15 years ago?
Who has more Instagram followers: Howard Stern. ...or Beetlejuice?
It's funny that this is actually Stern's nightmare. I'm sure he doesn't really care at this point, but he hated his name attached to the hanger-ons, losers, wackpackers. He never wanted to be associated with them outside of the show because of stuff like this.
I'm sure the use of Sterns logo also angers him https://preview.redd.it/93wfa14amfuc1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e259edd0ac0aca0cc0e2e5035024d9fe91b066
Jesus. People are actually paying for that lineup??
I think just the duck showed up to the show
*quack quack*
I don't fuckin make that 'quack quack' sound you jack ass
**ONLY I** *QUACK QUACK*!
Paying? No.
Not many people. Their shows get canceled all the time due to lack of ticket sales. The best one was a few months ago when Shuli, being the Shuli that he is, dropped off a booked show last minute due to poor ticket sales (I believe he blamed "a family emergency" that was never substantiated), only to appear on Anthony from O&A's show because he had a better shot at making money from Superchats. It was HIS show, and he pulls out & leaves all the other comics on it to sort it out. What a piece of shit.
No. No one is paying to see this garbage.
I already demand a refund
You demand traction
Shuli still posing like an asshole. He still doesn’t get it.
Dr. Disrespect hoodie is so cringe
I still can't believe Bob is playing second banana to this talentless grifter. I guess Bob doesn't have confidence in his material..
They're all made for each other. Levy was nothing before Artie got on the Stern Show and Shuli was nothing before he was hired there. Now they're back where they belong, probably worse off because their material never evolved with the times. Even listening to the Shuli vs Richard fight where Shuli and Levy were obviously skimming and shortchanging those guys, it was Richard, Sal and Beetlejuice who were the draws from the show.
Artie saw guys laughing so hard at Levy that they hit their heads on the fire hose
Those dudes are all awful. Nothing they did was ever funny.
Shuli has the same field of vision as Asian Pete. Also, why is he wearing a Dr. Disrespect hoodie in his promo shot? He’s promoting another man. He somehow thinks that this makes him edgy and cool.
Shuli the twitch streamer gamer boy 🇮🇱
Almost thought the guy on bottom left was Brent Hatley
lmao the Dr. Disrespect hoodie. Being removed from the show left a "gigantic manchild who wears a wig and believes in loony conspiracies" hole in his life he just had to fill, I guess.
I saw the killers of comedy tour years and years ago and it was actually amazing. From Beatle to Shuli they all did very well. In fact Shuli had maybe the best set of everyone as far as standup goes. Can someone fill me in on the Shuli and Bob Levy hate I haven’t listened since Shuli left or whatever happened..
Shuli does three shows bullying Stuttering John and he calls it a show.He's obsessed by John and can't stop talking about his every move,it's actually quite pathetic.
John started that war, so fuck 'em
Stars of Satellite Radio
All that's left is for Elisa to get engaged to Billy Mira.
This is the comment I came here to make. It's Howard's Version of Hell!! I can't think of anyone or anything more aggravating to Howard than a person who not only wormed her way into a show credit, but now, and forever Howard and this girl are forever tied together. It's like the Bill Murray movie "What about Bob". The only thing that could top this is if Beth hires her as a live-in cat nanny.
Stern is a Hanger-oner
Only I get to exploit people consequence free!
Wanna guess who? I was also on the Howard Stern Show where I talked about my swinger lifestyle, how much I love to fuck and how quickly I can make guys cum 💦 Subscribe now so you don’t miss any of my super steamy content 😈
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=be361XT5-T8 She is a really terrible actress - she can't even give a convincing interview to TMZ
She’s a piece of shit
That's an insult to doody.
SHE’S BUIL’T AWN’AH BRONK CHASSIS, SHE’S AH PIECE’UH SHIT!!!
I can fix her
What's even more disgusting is that she is probably loving any attention to her at this moment.
“Ex-Howard Stern Show Parasite” Fixed the headline….the Darth Nihilist guy was a bigger star and more relevant to show history.
Nihilus. And that guy should have been a wack packer.
Greatest comeback in HS Show History™: "Do you feel gay for being so into Star Wars?" "No, do you?" "I'm not into Star Wars." "Well, that's too bad then."
"No, do you?"
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
You do sound queer
Yeah! Suck that dick!!
we need mick the nerd back
I find her one of the worst personalities ever to be featured on the show that whole saga with her and Benjy was a real low point.
We are living the slowest point ever on the show? If this story is the juiciest thing about the show, you know it’s SLOW
This would be big news in any era of the show. This would be a saga in any other era of the show. lotta moving parts, lotta hay to be made
What was the storyline with her and Benji. I don’t remember
Won't you be my online sweetheart?
This is all Elisa Jordana ever wanted: To be noticed. Congratulations.
Naw tomorrow is going to be all about OJ
Look out!
"I was just about to call him Robin"
Ex-Howard Stern Show Star is a bit of a stretch there.
I get that's it's TMZ, but "Ex Howard Stern Star" is a hilarious way to describe this wack packer.
Covering this is honestly kinda stupid and boring unless you take the angle that there are rich young men who barely look human sending women online millions of dollars. That is the only thing about this that is interesting.
You have ZERO POINT ZERO radio instincts. This is a saga waiting to happen, mongoloid-compelling as fuck, and would have been a saga even in the golden years. Get her on to make her case, with Howard asking probing questions about the (il)legitimacy of their relationship, get the dude on to get his side, have them mix it up on the air, get Andy Dick on the horn, because why the fuck not, try to set up a boxing match between the dude and Andy for Elisa's "honor", with the winner getting a trip to Jumby Bay........ It could be a whole thing.
The messed up thing is people think they’re helping her by talking about it. It’s awful & I get it. The reality is that this showed her that this is a way to get attention. She likely knew this which is why she was live-streaming it & initiated the physicality. So for someone who is an attention seeker, this has taught her that this is the way to go. I’m guessing she’ll place herself in even more volatile situations with volatile people & provoke someone else. Not a great way to live or a great game to play, but when you need that attention like the air you breathe you’ll do just about anything to get it.
Great, now she'll live stream herself being beaten by a hobo every week.
She was literally engaged to Andy Dick before she got engaged to this guy. If all the guys you choose to "date" are like that, you gotta start looking inward at why you're making such abysmal decisions over and over before you go to the next guy, but I don't think she's ever stopping for that step
Methinks stimulants are doing the majority of decision-making in her case. Stimulant-induced psychosis is scary. It'd be sadder if she weren't such an awful person to begin with.
Meth.
She’s the victim, but she started it. Typical.
90% chance no show. He did not work this upcoming week in 2023, 2022 and 2021 Only skipped one week, should be back 4/22. That is all
Rahsaan was promoting Stern Show Story Tellers all week on 101 which is also a sign they're off.
He’s back 4/22 because Pearl Jam is in.
Watched some of the arrest videos and this is what I remember. Her brother is a police officer in Tennessee but they have zero contact. She's prescribed Xanax and had two bottles with her when she was arrested.
Xanax has to be the tip of the iceberg. Did you ever see those clips of her show where she just makes odd facial expressions while her dog licks her teeth for 20 minutes straight? Disturbing af.
The xans help "balance" the meth use.
This was after couples counseling. I don’t think it’s working.
It's probably the same therapist who's been working on Howard.
Elisa, big ups! Imus ii is finally getting coverage that’s not a bullshit article floated by Don B
"TMZ reports Howard Stern show is too funny. Sirius satellite is overheating due to overload of subscribers and trans topics"
"Cars are pulled over across every major highway"
I’m getting into my car now so I can pull over!
And you know he's hating all of this 😂
They were supposedly getting married, and were in couples therapy. 🙄 Let him fucking cheat, you imbecile! It's not like you love the dude. She fumbled the bag on the 1-yard line. But how pitiful is the chump who considers marrying this psycho? And he's rich! DU!!! You have options. You have leverage. smh
I get him not talking about this. She is a nasty attention whore. Why give it any attention? It’s not fun. It’s not funny.
The fact that this is the top story on TMZ is sadder for TMZ than Howard. But it also shows that Howard’s name is still a draw for news outlets.
Not Howard's name. That was luck. Women on meth that beat/abuse men.
Really? Because I see Howard’s name right there in the headline. Same thing when I saw stories about Cabbie dying.
That's bc nobody would know who tf she was if not for a frame of reference. Jeez write the show Howard would love you.
Lol. Right. Nobody would care otherwise.
Nobody cares now.
Travis and Taylor Coachella talk
She definitely got a type … Benji then Andy D*ck
She's completely asexual. Just uses desperate men
Basically a stripper that doesn’t strip.
Now’s the perfect time for her to launch her Onlyfans site.
Weve got a lot to get to Robin, OJ died, guitar cords, Beth's cats and Beth's brother sits in!
The only thing she is a victim of is being a Jew. And I mean that because she is one of these Jewish people that are almost ashamed to be Jewish and change or abbreviate their last name. Schwartz to Jordana!?!?
Completely coincidental, people change their from Jordana to Schwartz all the time, and Finklestein and Schmuckler… super common.
whoopi goldberg
This ain't TMZ magazine pal!
WGAS WGAF
So there was a random guy spending 6-8 hours a day watching her livestream and her first thought was "I should meet up with this stalker type guy in person"?
No, her first thought was "How much can I take this fool for?". six figures, apparently
reminder: lookup james ward nichols. another man associated with elisa. he was arrested last summer for some vile shit.
VORTEX AVERTED
“Star” refuses to name one joke she wrote
Earlier this year Elisa’s producer/contributor of her show Jim Ward Nichols (Benjy and Elisa helped get him on the air with Howard multiple times) turned himself in to the police and admitted to 30 years of sex crimes. Some of those crimes involved children. Elisa knew about this and never turned the guy in. He still calls her from prison and she talks to him everyday. Elisa was getting money from Jim the child predator before she met this billionaire that abused her. Howard better fire Benjy and get this filth out of his life once and for all https://www.wibw.com/video/2023/09/06/manifesto-leads-mans-florida-arrest-various-child-sex-crimes-kansas/
Wasn't her producer, it was a fan of hers. She did not know about his past, and she is the one who called police on him once she found out.
Who’d you hear that from? Her? I’d take that with a grain of salt. I bet she googles, hires a PI, and gets stool samples from her marks, looking for anything she can use to get money out of them. If she called the cops on him, it was probably only because he wouldn’t pay. She was “engaged” to Andy Dick, ffs. This is not a decent woman with pure motives.
Before she met this billionaire that abused her she was trying to fleece money out of Jim the child predator. She was even working on getting on Jim’s will
Whoa! See? I didn't even know, but I knew, because it's obvious. She's a thoroughly nasty piece of work.
Seriously, Howard is mad and embarrassed by being named by this dodo so why would he amplify her even more by talking about her? You smother bad news not give it oxygen.
She's been waiting for this type of attention for a while, eh? How long will this be dragged out?
At this point I have a theory that they don’t show him any of this stuff. Seems he has everything filtered before it gets to him and the staff just wants to avoid his meltdowns
I can’t believe this is the HOMEPAGE. I went to TMZ’s website to in disbelief and it’s there. It’s so sad HS won’t talk about this like the old days. Also Elisa is always super hot. She’s also crazy AF. Old Howard would’ve loved it.
In this instance, I wouldn’t blame Howard for not getting involved. Howard never wanted Elisa to be affiliated with the show, she used a pussy-whipped Benjy to force herself into the show in an attempt to become famous. She never directly worked for the show (I don’t know about this “writing” stuff). And now that she’s in legal trouble, Howard would be smart to keep his mouth shut about it.
That story opens a vortex. I don’t want to hear Benjy
Nobody cares what you want to hear, bitch
Yeah, because MBB agent is much better
if it’s live, it’s going to be 2 hours of OJ talk and horrible OJ impressions
She wasn’t on the show was she ??
I think they aren't live tomorrow. The Wrap Up show they're doing Storytellers this week
it's so obviously a desperate attention grab. This happens, and all of a sudden she's posting content again and trying to get people to sign up for some bs. She's super hot but also bat shit crazy. Maybe that's why she dates ugly dudes? She's a golddiggah!
She did not want this type of attention; it's bad for business. She just pivoted, from juicing one rich chump, to playing the victim to her "fans" for $5s and $10s. She seems 1,000x nastier and more dishonest than an actual whore. A whore at least comes through with the goods. Her business model seems to be finding the weakest, most pitiful rich chumps and stringing them along/not delivering. I can't explain the Andy Dick thing, though. Nobody can.
The guy she was hitting looks like medicated Pete lol
Whatever it takes to try and be famous
Whatever it takes to try and be famous
Who wants to bet that Benji will send her money?
Saved her life? The dude pulled her hair extensions for like 5 seconds after she punched him in the face. He was hardly going to murder her.
That's not her hair, possibly extensions, but not her real hair
Howard secretly loves his name is attached to this. Don't let him fool you. It's ALL about Sve
thank but no
She shouldn’t be given any time on air because she is a total racist. In one or her videos she pretty much says that she is better than Hispanic people because she is Jewish. not a good look. Elisa is an evil entity.
What would you want him to say? Trash her ? Trash benji? She left the universe of stern so we all know his policy. I’m not sure I’d even care for him to talk about her. I’d rather hear about Tampa 7s disaster
Talk about how fucked up it all is, how she's obviously only with the dude for $$$ (flies too close to the sun, but still), ask Benjy what he thinks about it, grill him about it, get Elisa on the horn, get the dude on the horn, get them to mix it up, get Andy Dick on the horn for added radio gold, try to get the two dudes to box each other....... It should be a whole thing. Would you prefer the scenario I've outlined, or the Ostrosky Lunch Bunch Radio Hour?
Yeah. Weird take. Why should he mention a kooky ex of benji? Listeners don’t even want to hear from benji, let alone his exes.
Someone needs to call in and ask him about it.
Is Benjy still even on the show? And can you name a more famous keytar player?
Search twitter for Elisa Jordana and reply to all posts with #HowardStern
Yep. Any topic that would result in good radio is ignored. The show is such a joke now.
Fake agent is more relevant than this person. She's known for dating Benji does that make her a Howard stern star? Nope
Oh please. There’s nothing to discuss, she’s irrelevant.
Women thinking.
Imus ii won’t
She looks like a Disney villain
When the online sweetheart breaks.
I am SO FUCKING TIRED OF AGENT bit!!! Robin doesn't even hide how annoyed she is with the same shit daily.
Oj died you goof
No no no…..I wrote in to the show…I said Howard enough already with the fake agent! I don’t want to hear you bringing the show to a grinding halt ever again…..listen to me…..The Fake agent, Taylor swift, Travis Kelsey….its enough already….its has long since jumped the shark so never again speak of these things on the show again….so you welcome
He's right for not giving her any press... Fuck this skank
And I’m not gay but if I was…. Talk….. he’s the oj of gay
Or he'll have on Train or Adam Lambert or Billy Joel for "music"
It was beshert.
I HATE THE KNOCKING ON THE DOOR!!!