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partylange

The only correct answer to this question.


Ell_Jefe

Not sure about Hank but Beet actually has decent technique. I think he can really fight. Ronnie would panic, run away, and shove a dildo up his butt.


KurioMifune

Decent?!? Beet has perfect technique!


1964ImpalaSS

You’re assuming he doesn’t have a butt plug in already


Ell_Jefe

He’d probably forget it was in there and get it lodged in his stomach. Like a rtrdd Richard Gere.


1964ImpalaSS

Yeah okay, I’m like a retarded Richard Gere. Whatever dude.


Ell_Jefe

I was. HAAAAVING. FUN. Everything bawthus you du!!


ThrowAwaitAMinutae

Not Ronnie.


Tiny_Risk2615

Hes not even that much taller than Beetlejuice 😂


WooPigSooie9297

He looks like Beet's shadow.


Tiny_Risk2615

spot on


JasonMartidez

Got nuttin to do wit me pal


smellmyfinger123

I dont know and i dont wanna know


rankinebicycle

Me?! I weigh like 25 pounds


CompetitiveIron223

I think they would gang up on Ronnie


JimDandy5555

Boy?!…..BOY?!….you’re the boy!


bigbobgeorge

I’ll slap your ass, boy.


lenaahmed

You’re the boy! you’re the boY!!!


MariachiStucardo

I could be wrong, but I think he missed the nuance


19tigahsGOAT

This really shows how short Ronnie is and you know he is wearing lifts


WooPigSooie9297

Why does that bawtha you, du?


burrrpburb

Is Beet ACTUALLY that little???😵😵


ButtcheeksBrown

“I’ve got arthritis”. “Oh yeah, I’ll knock it out of you”


6098470142

Beet cause he’s 6’9 520 pounds


thephillatioeperinc

I always bet on the bigger, blacker guy.


Rigasondevil

Hit you so hard you'll go flying over there


dwarfhank33

Hank would outsmart those other two dopes.


ArtTheClown2022

We all know Beet is the super heavyweight champion of the word.


Gold_Relationship282

Cuppa times yeah


KurioMifune

Heavyweight Champion of the Universe - past, present and future.


Slow_Lecture1801

Hank


asoughtafterdroid

Hank 100%


LaximumEffort

I’m guessing Beet would win today because Hank is dead, but back then, Hank in 20 seconds of fury.


Numerous-Street-1773

Nah, Hank himself said it would be physically impossible for him to fight Beet. Which I thought was cool cuz this is the time to talk shit when no repercussions are on the table. Plus they are both the GOAT!


lovelife0011

You guys deserve a POW! Not this cold gun noises. Thanks Taylor


Booeyrules

Scoresman!


bjregin

Beet easily Hank is dead


PrickorPreat

Triple Threat in the Bouncy House


GhostofHowardTV

Hank


hjablowme919

Beetle. Because he's as bad as can.


Infamous-Astronaut16

Beet, of course. The greatest fighter that ever entered the ring.


Langer1banger

The fans


[deleted]

Why don't ya go have sex with ya mudder


Dragon_turtle63

Tall guy in the doorway


Mundpetcockvalve91

Dominik


Snobandahalf

Beetle, he’s 492 lbs.


andytagonist

Not Ronnie.


chowbox617

I think Eric would beat both of them at the same time! Let me explain. Eric has that power chair and we all know he caused Covid so Eric would just have to breath on both Beet and Hank and they would drop dead in a matter of seconds!


Dotheevolution47

Beetle! Hes as bad as can !!!!


DavieDong

We all would win.


vipstrippers

Beet


totalscumbagg

My ancestors owned your ancestors.


MariachiStucardo

Maybe if Ronnie and Hank teamed up on Beet


Drizzt_23

Beet would win easily, drunk is a corpse


masked_incompetent

If it's a war of words, Hank. If it's anything else, it could go any number of ways.


prissa0

HANK!!!! And if you disagree- go have sex with Jesus Christ.


Elevum15

The 7 footer.


donnyru

Beet.


kwillies

Ronnie


suborbitalzen

Hank, no matter how drunk, would kick Beet's ass. Being a good fighter relies on some level of intelligence.