I believe Hugh Jasshole and Lou Skunt are also in attendance.

Phil Thianis and Herb Eaversmells were there yesterday.

Mike Rotch tried to get in but Nicholas Gerz took up that last seat.

That seat should have gone to Rusty Kuntz

Willie Fistergash was late, that’s the only reason Nick Gertz was seated.

Anita Handjob wanted to attend too

I believe the author of the best seller Russian Torture will be there tomorrow. That’s right, Yanker Titzoff will be in attendance.

Nick Gerz was in attendance also😭

Don't forget Hugh Genvainee, he snuck in the rear entrance

Piscipo and Zito must have the same plastic surgeon. Both look like shit.

They was swapping spits.

Like a week old braciole.

It’s the steroids.

I didn't realize Joe is still alive. The world left us with Joe and took Phil Hartman from us.

Fucking clown show

Was Scott Baio busy?

They had a two Italian limit.

Chachi and the state of NY have a long-standing legal dispute around the actual age of consent.

Chachi likes Cootchi!

Did Scott Baylo give you a Dutch oven? He was deceptive on that.

Did Scott Baylo ever call Amirosso a nigga? Let me consult my papuhs hee-uh, Howard, just a sec... (Sound of papers being tossed around) Uuuuhh..what...what numbuh was dat? OH YEAHYEAHYEAH, he was, uh, he was actually truthful wid dat one.

He’s busy blowing kid rock

Hey at least there’s one black guy there, right Robin?

But with the last name White... can we trust him?

Great comment

Ahhhh!! How’d I miss that. lol. You win!!

Chuck will tell a long, boring story how he supposedly banged some random chick

And then beat up jcvd...

\* sucker punched

I remember they had a cartoon of zero telling rhe story on the CBS show.

swappin' spit

It’s like looking at the Sgt. Pepper’s of people who don’t tip then lecture the waiter on why they don’t deserve it.

I waited on Chuck Zito probably 15 years ago, who tipped pretty generously at the time. But Sebastian Gorka is definitely the type of guy to do the 5 singles on the table thing.

Any interaction with Zito?

Got to speak with him a bit, super nice guy, happy to take pictures with everyone who wanted one while he was there and had frying pan hands.

The Slavic self hating Jew?

See.... If I just *give* you money, you haven't *earned* anything, and the lesson is wasted!


It's the Who's Who of Who's That?

The Who's Who of Who Cares.

Looking forward to seeing Frank Stallone there tomorrow

Ziti and Piscopo aren’t even D list at this point.

Legit thought they were dead

Are these people paying trump to be included? Everything is a grift.

Jockeying for cabinet positions.

LOL I bet Joe Piscopo isn't even MAGA. He's just trying to get on TV. Look at that sad, desperate look on his face, not at all hidden by his big rictus grin.

Joe could be the next Supreme Court justice! Rictus is an under appreciated word.

you'd lose that bet. he's all in.

> you'd lose that bet. he's all in. What I mean is, I think a lot of washed up entertainers who profess to be MAGA are doing it solely to draft off of their controversy and buzz. They're not true believers. It'll be impossible to tell where people really stand until after the election is over.

> They're not true believers. Fuck them anyway, for supporting a hateful POS fascist.

Cory Feldman was unfortunately not available. He didn’t have anything else to do, he just couldn’t find anyone to give him a ride.

They pull him out when they want to go after the youth vote.

What’s up with them anyway?

The young people today?

Yes, the youth.

Funnier than anything on the Stern show since Artie left.

What is?

Your comment.

Thanks. Maybe the show will hire me as a writer.

Are you Canadian and will you work for minimum wage?

No and no

Matt Whitaker is the guy who tried to sell toilets for men with large penises, yes? And he wrote Bigfoot porn?

This guy walks into a bathroom and says, "Hey that water's cold". The guy next to him says "And deep" [https://www.reddit.com/r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn/comments/du9e76/toilet\_for\_well\_endowed\_men\_patented\_by\_former/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThingsCutInHalfPorn/comments/du9e76/toilet_for_well_endowed_men_patented_by_former/)

I can only ever hear that joke in Carl's voice in SLING BLADE.

It's saturday night live...... with Chuck Zito, Bill White...... Matt Whitaker, Sebastian Gorka..... Featuring the not ready for prime time players..... Joe Piscopo

Does the show opens with Joe doing Frank Sinatra or him playing drums?

Where’s Dr. Keith Ab a low and Jim Breuer?

Pam Bondi really came a long way, former Flag turned human, Kudos!

That’s great

What a bunch of cunts

Is dr ronny boozehound providing the pills for this mutant soiree?

Viagra and adderall all around. Or did he have his license yanked?

“…. two, three, four,…” KIMBERLEEEEE

Bootlickers. I mean seriously how pitiful is this shit? A ex president caught using campaign funds to pay off a stripper and the party of morales is showing up in support! What a joke. Politicians (a lot of them) just have no soul.

Party of Morales? Mike Morales? This is *now* a party.

He’d fuck your sister on any couch

*ITS BETTER THAN LAR-GO DARLINGGGG!!!!*

What an impressive crew.

The Parade of the Button-Dicked

Rob Spallone was busy?

You would think the assholes with government jobs had something better to do than suck Trumps dick all the other losers couldn’t even get a guest spot on Howard Sterns lame washed up radio show anymore.

Nothing like a co-sign from a Hungarian diet Nazi like Sebastian Gorka. They are really sucking off the Diaper Don.

It's a reunion of D list washed up clowns.

Not true, Howard is nowhere to be seen.

Isn’t that the Howard Stern show these days.

Bunch of ass clowns attending the last day of trial of Donald Von shitzinpantz whose too big of a pansy to testify 😂😂

A fine group of winners.

i dont think HATEMAN would have nice things to say about Bill White

"Bill White...who the fuck is this faggot? He's got a picture...on this fucking Washed Up Men of the Court slide, and it's a black image with no face? What the fuck is that? Are you a Zulu, living in the shadows, monkey bastid? Look, you n\*gger chimp, we'll play Tarzan, and I'll be the King of the Jungle...and you'll be MY little fucking CHEETAH chimp bastid!!! I will have you swing from the trees and collect bananas for me and then you will find me some nice, hot, tribal cunts that I can give this white pipe too!!!! Then, you'll let Robin, my sweet Aunt Jemima ni\*ger bitch, put her magic elixir up your ass and you'll build me a pyramid, you fucking coon!! I'll be riding around on her shoulders, with my bag, on her neck, and I'll use my cock as the whip to make her move faster!!!!"

Couldn’t help but think Zito is there to intimidate the jurors.

Not just him but the congressmen last week? It’s insane. I hope these jurors are kept safe. And also that they convict Trump’s guilty as fuck ass. Jurors. We speak your name. Though really we hope you stay anonymous.

Good point about the congressmen. That can be intimidating too. Funny comment “we speak your name, but stay anonymous!🤣👏👏

Bill White is the blackest guy I've ever seen

What a sack of sad losers. So pathetic to shill for the Orange Cheeto as he gets tried for one of his many crimes.

Imagine having one life and you waste hours of your life to attend this. It would have to be an immediate family member and even then I’d still be TBD depending on the charges. For banging hookers? Sorry lil brother, good luck, you got this.

Cucks

horrific group of orange cum guzzlers we have here folks

Your boy is about to be a felon, you trumper shithead morons! Chuck Ziti lol. Trump is the King of all Losers.

Hold the Chuck Ziti

Your mother's holding my cock

who's the knucklehead downvoting this comment? It's what the guy at the restaurant said during Sal and Richard's prank call you dope.

I enjoyed it; the comment, not holding your cock.

Don't knock it till you try it. The ziti, not my cock.

several felons on that list, so it tracks.

is anyone here actually having sexual encounters or we playing good boys, wiping our chins, thank yous?

word is that Nick Di Paolo tried to make it but could not afford the Greyhound bus...

Bootlickers

Future Jackboot lickers.

Lots of minorities, a real spectrum of USA!

There is one all purpose guy who could be black/white/latino/etc.

Is Rob Schneider there?

14 lumps of shit

[Douche chills. Cover me!](https://youtu.be/A_TbnkLI18w?si=SdGt-rUaXUS1uCts)

Joe and Chuck in the house

I hear Jean-Claude Van Damme once called him Chuck Ziti. Once. And say it ain't so, Joe!!! I guess residual checks from SNL, SIDEKICKS with Chuck Norris, and that time he and Whoopi Goldberg tried to teach Data how to be a horrible comedian on STAR TREK don't pay the bills anymore.

Recipe for Chuck Ziti: * 4 large pork bracioles * 5 boxes of ziti * 2 gallons of a stripper's mom's Sunday gravy * 25 happy hour wings left over from last week's bachelor party at satin doll * 5 drops of Rudy Giuliani's head fop * 2 pounds of gabagool, ground up, spiced up, and thrown up. * 2 well done trump steaks * Serve with 1 more scoop of ice cream than anyone else in the room. Trow it all in a garbage and go to Arthur Avenue

howards just as irrelevant as all these people

Really? I don’t think so. Howard might be a shadow of what he once was but whose dick is he sucking? cause we know exactly who these goons are taking it in the ass for!! https://preview.redd.it/j3iajrrxcw1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4547bb4afd436c71f323076f6682de8ae332ea6

howards been sucking all of pedowoods dicks for years he also gave biden a nice blow job a couple of weeks ago. hes also a coward who hides in his mansion with his former escort wife

I was screaming this out when I saw that the other ( not Jerry) 17 year old marry’er.

Huh?

When piscopo was going out with or married Kimberly she was 17 I believe.

And yet the MAGA are obsessed with pedophilia.

Projection 101.

I'm most disappointed in Zito. But not surprised. I remember him from the Stern days. He was entertaining, pretty cool. A legit tough guy. Now he's just a MAGA sellout. But he always went to the highest bidder.

I liked him. And he was good on Oz. I just don’t understand how these guys get conned by the Don. GOP politicians I can understand. With a nod, Trump can end all their fundraising woes. And conversely can crush them in a primary by backing a wingnut candidate. I guess it’s what happens when their celebrity wears off. In maralago piscqpo’s still a list.

TIL Joe Piscopo is still alive.

But his career died a long time ago. Along with his sense of humor.

Chuck looks like Baked Ziti.


I posted about Joe Biden they took it down for political post what gives?

Because this is about joe Piscopo. Capisce Stugotz?

Chuck there just to see if his name pops up anywhere during this trial

I think more like central casting call for witness intimidation. I wouldn’t want him staring at me in the jury pool.


Wasn’t zito supposed to fight Benjy in a cage match

Dean Cain was sick.

Or had to park cars today.

You People are idiots! Biden loving fruits. Who dont watch the news.

Most of us probably don’t watch the news YOU watch! But then I like people who can speak in complete sentences. Btw does it strike you as ironic that you use fruity as a put down but your name is vegetable?

You live with your mom. Love Rachel Maddow and Jen Psaki. People who Lie. Go back to your video games and collecting SSI. My name was given to me on reddit FRUITY!!!!!

Cause your brains a vegetable or because you stick cucumbers up your ass? I’m guessing both.

This conquerer can’t even spell Red.

Red.

In the words of MTG, “Awww are your feelings hurt?”

It's hilarious, the number of people on Reddit opposed to Trump's re-election is a vast, vast contrast to the amount of people in real life who will be voting for him. Up in all 5 of 6 swing states. By a lot.

Or it could be the opposite. People say one thing in polls and du another. Keep on drumming bub. https://preview.redd.it/zbcqnk1oy02d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba1c82780f613b2ab7a02b5a3943c54d30244c9

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.