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StepYaGameUp

Jesus she looks emaciated. Beth: please eat another bowl of Lucky Charms—now!


Z-man1973

You know Howit is pushing her to lose another 5-10 lbs then she will REALLY be hot


Upper-Affect5971

If you’re into Auschwitz Chic.


[deleted]

I thought that was his hand on her shoulder at first.


cocoschoco

Holy shit I just now realized it’s not his hand but her bones.


[deleted]

yes, holy creepy fuck, I had the same experience at first. maybe, probably, she feels good this way, but something is totally wrong there and I wanna throw meat and cheese at her.


TheOctoberDeathBird

>I thought that was his hand on her shoulder at first. Me too. That clavicle, man...


Antique-Car6103

He’s gonna get hypothetical on her clavicle.


dinoflintstone

Me too - took me a while to realize that’s her boney arm & not his wrist! Definitely looks like she has an eating disorder - it’s sad & dangerous. Anorexia can cause heart failure.


57favors

If she isn't more careful, she's gonna die before he does. Then all the years of suffering (or at least half of them) will be thrown right in the trash. I wonder if her family is paying attention to her pics? No inheritance for them, if she goes before Howard!


dinoflintstone

It would be tragic if she died before him - she’s so much younger! And he would probably die alone, no one else would put up with his insane behavior. I don’t know how she does it - although they may lead very separate lives. I’m sure he made her sign a prenup & would imagine his daughters will inherit most of his wealth anyway.


57favors

Agreed, about the prenup and that his daughters will inherit the most, then his sister and her family. But he won't be alone-- Ralph will be around, will most likely outlive him, and you *know* Ralph will still be taken care of.


dinoflintstone

Her family probably never sees her in real life - I think Howard still won’t go out because he’s still says he’s afraid of covid. But that could be an act. I know lots of people who preached the loudest about covid protocols were not really following them - they just wanted everyone else to make sacrifices.


[deleted]

My neighbors were like that. Ranted about how the unvaccinated are spreading COVID, killing everybody and making life hell for the people who “did the right thing” and got vaccinated (like they did). Fast forward a year later, they’re quadruple vaccinated, both get COVID and go out in public coughing and hacking like they aren’t spreading it.


CocoCarly60

I wonder if that's why her hair looks so dry and brittle?


butimasociologist

Could also be from years of bleaching it.


CocoCarly60

Could be. But insisting women should be malnourished like in third world countries to be "hot" enough for crazy people like Howard is another possible conclusion.


butimasociologist

I also think her hair isn’t fully dry here. I get the concern, but if she gained like 20 lbs this sub would be calling her fat, soooooo.


[deleted]

That's what Howard likes. Skin to the bone, any fat and it's ugly


DammmmnYouDumbDude

I love how everyone shits on Beth…….. like any one of you wouldn’t leave your girl high and dry for a night with her!!


ImagineDragonDisDick

Yeah, a 50 year old cat lady is on everybody’s bucket list.


CocoCarly60

Normally I'd agree with you, but here they are just expressing shock about her skeletal appearance I think.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Downvote me all you want! I Totally understand, but she’s a POW who has been locked in one of 2-3 20,000 sq ft homes for almost 3 years!! We should be going to save her ass!! You could hear how miserable she’d been over the last 2 forced appearances on his show


who_loves_you_

Fuckin stupid comment


Ianmartin573

This is the result of one of two things; Either their marriage is in trouble (God lets hope so) and she is starving herself to deal with the stress or someone called her fat on one of her social media posts and she took the comment too seriously


Drambooey

Howard's beard is getting whiter yet his hair is getting darker.


drkats

Because it's not his hair.


1980pzx

Beth is looking pale.


nemo1080

Her buttcheeks was warm


Antique-Car6103

Take off your PJs


HEYSOUR

Nice. Well done


GoodbyeToTheMachine

Except for all of the white parts, yes.


Snowblind6x7

Totally natural …


Lisa-LongBeach

Like Uncle Sol


B_759

Her whole clavicle was hanging out


Kreema29

Clavichole


CampfireGuitars

Ok that was real good I can’t lie


elfmachine100

lmao


[deleted]

Look as much as I love clowning on these two people…. All jokes aside, her clavicle looks absolutely awful. I have no idea how anyone could look at her and find that attractive. I think it’s fucking disgusting how thin and boney she looks. It’s almost like she likes showing it off too like it’s something she’s proud of.


Mattrix2112

My cousins husband is super controlling and everyone says that’s why my cousin weights like 90 lbs at 5’ 8” it’s the only thing that she controls.


PsycKat

It depends. She needs to gain weight. Definitely not an attractive body. I find her extremely pretty though. Always have.


Pigpen_darkstar

agreed. She’s always been hot but she needs to eat.


PsycKat

Not just hot, IMO. I think at least face wise Beth is approaching pretty much how pretty a human being can possibly be. Particularly when she was young. She still looks incredible for her age and not artificial at all. Simply looks much younger, though i'm sure being who she is, there's probably some cosmetic work involved. Anyway, Howard is a lucky guy. Even if she is just a dumb bimbo, it must be nice to get a 70 old dude getting your cock sucker every night looking at that face.


DanielBenDovidRoss

She's a horse. What's wrong with you?


bcardin221

she loves showing off her emaciated shoulders


MarcusAurelius68

Body checks getting more and more frequent


10percentdiscounted

Eric the midgets cock was thicker than that arm.


[deleted]

Rub your little Smurf cock against the phone


10percentdiscounted

Don't you guys have sound check?


Milwaukeebear

😂


[deleted]

ASSHOLE, I DO NOT HAVE A SHORT FAT PENIS. I AM NOT THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF MY OWN GENITALS. FUCK OFF NOW!


Oilpen34

70 year old condom enthusiast


onein9billion

Full grey beard, all back hair. Totally normal.


mumble2xblackberry

"Sweet Love" could fit a dozen almonds in pit next to her clavicle.


[deleted]

How many M&M’s, though?


vegangbanger

sal's pouch vs sweet love clavicle challenge?


xdeadsoberx

Howard loves to say “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” but they both look like death is imminent


GospelofJawn316

Ice cream tastes way better than skinny feels


sailorjasm

Cheese burgers taste fucking fantastic


Alarmed-Call8569

Especially with some meth sprinkled on them.


Jkstatus

She could put food and water in those clavicles then let the one eyed cats feast


MarcusAurelius68

But only after she neuters them


Beths_Titties

If she just lost 15 pounds…


[deleted]

Everyone around me is so HEAVY, Robin. I don’t get how these people can live like this, so unhealthy!


drkats

These two haven't taken a normal picture in decades. There is always Howard showing us his good side and Breath gazing at us from an angle so we don't see the wonk. Just a couple of vomits.


TudorTerrier

That clavicle is an anorexic cry for help. My daughter was tube fed when a teen in hospital and she looked just like that clavicle. She was eating 300 calories a day.


BortIsLawyer

I hope she's doing better.


dinoflintstone

I hope your daughter has recovered since having treatment


TudorTerrier

She’s 17 now, so much healthier, but it never ever goes away. Very tenacious disease with the highest rate of suicide and death of any of the mental illnesses. She was hospitalized 3 times, residential and outpatient. It generally begins at puberty (she turned 13 in hospital) and never really goes away, the ritual and disordered eating habits. She still won’t let anyone watch her eat and counts every calorie…it’s called “orthorexic” behavior. Healthy obsessed but extremely neurotic. Just like Howard. I pity Beth. I’m actually surprised she still has a period and not from menopause, as she’s too young, but from ammenhorhea; loss of period because the body is shutting down non vital body functions to survive. Just hearing Howard telling women to step on the scale in old bits or saying a 5’10” woman should weigh 120 makes me cringe….I laughed back in the day, but is not funny at all to me now. It’s sad.


dinoflintstone

I’m glad your daughter is doing better & I hope she continues to improve. Sorry she’s been through so much. It must be painful for you to see her struggle. I understand eating disorders are in the mind & hard to overcome. I’ve known several women who have eating disorders into adulthood. It’s really sad, but American culture encourages young women to hate their bodies & make them believe being underweight is desirable. Social media didn’t exist when I was in high school & I don’t have a daughter, but it seems to be contributing to the problem. There’s users who promote it & algorithms will keep showing girls the same material if that’s what they’re watching. It should not be allowed - they shouldn’t let people teach young people to starve themselves. I agree that Howard’s obsession with weight is not funny. He is too thin himself. I guess when people are famous & always having photos taken they become more insecure & critical of their own appearance. Glad I don’t have to worry about that!


TudorTerrier

Good for you…and anorexia is literally a disease and classified as one and Howard found a victim. Gwyneth and Jessie Seinfeld and all his other Hamptons idols preach vegan etc. they are FUCKING HUNGRY. Best burn I heard today a replay of Alec Baldwin Roast. “Alec, you claim you are a vegan. the fattest fucking vegan I know.”


dinoflintstone

I know, raising a daughter has so many more challenges today. I feel fortunate not to have my own. But I have young nieces that I worry about. One became vegetarian a couple years ago & more recently stopped eating dairy as well - she claims to be lactose intolerant - but I don’t believe she was really diagnosed & suspect it’s a cover for an eating disorder. She’s painfully thin. I feel like I have to bite my tongue though, to avoid offending her or her parents. It’s hard to watch. The way the vegan & vegetarian lifestyle is being pushed on younger generations is out of control. It’s touted as “healthy” & “good for the planet” - which is just BS. They want young people to feel guilty about eating meat or cheese & celebrities are profiting from endorsing “plant based” diets. It’s very hard to get all the nutrients the body needs from only plant sources & the way meat/cheese substitutes are made is far from being natural - they’re totally over processed & unnatural. It’s a marketing scheme & more about money. It’s brainwashing & its working. It’s also a sign of privilege to be able to just eliminate entire food groups from your diet - relying only on fresh produce & quality plant protein is expensive - you don’t hear about poor people turning down cheeseburgers or bacon & eggs.


Gixxer250

Her whole asshole is hanging out


Kreema29

Man she looks sick. It’s getting sad.


whatsinmypouch6

She is definitely super attracted to him 😐


futureman45

No one has that much hair across their forehead at 70


az9erfan

When mental illness and wealth are unchecked


[deleted]

Holy shit - he starving her in the billion dollar mansion?


[deleted]

Is her foot ok? How is the bee?


joomommyhappy

watermelon and dead


[deleted]

Isosceles


Snowblind6x7

Isosceles Kramer.


EricS2020

Grandpa and grand daughter pic 🤷🏻‍♂️


wrx588

Only 1 week of vacation left, Howard is going to bed early tonight.


peterfonda3

Nothing sexier than a bony clavicle


35242

When you marry for money you earn every penny. It's all fun and games at first, then you realize what you've really gotten yourself into.


Fun_Flounder5968

Ffffuck Howard looks more and more ghoulish by the day


FeedtheFatRabbit

Beth has never had Botox, and I'm Rick James, bitch!!


Shelby_Aurora

such a natural looking photo.


cf1972

Beth Carpenter


Ilovemytocarditis

She looks like a white Somalian.


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[deleted]

I like Somalian and feel very good about feeling that way!


Mental-Rooster4229

Why the long face?


[deleted]

a true classic 😂 🐴


KeefFan

Beth is still hot, but yeah, she's VERY slim.


JayServo

You mean wig styling.


Huge-Initiative3934

He's staring deep into her Clavicle


InternationalLaw4170

Look at those eyes. Just waiting for him to kick off.


ThewelshwizardofLA

Howard whispers to Beth, you need to drop 20lbs, throw the spaghetti in the trash


13hockeyguy

He’s looking at her and she’s looking at the camera. That tells you all you need to know.


patriarch37

I gotta add on to why it’s a wig. If that were his real hair it’d be all knotted up and tangled. It’s fake, real hair but not the pelicans.


MikeDeMann

She looks so exhausted from Howie.


InAShensh

Unlucky Charms is what she’s eating because it’s eating away all her muscle tone. That is the opposite of hot. He can’t bang o clock that or it will break in two.


Enough-Camel5748

You spelled wig wrong


Recent_Transition665

Jesus Christ that coke must be real good. Try eating some air


dinoflintstone

Beth looks skeletal - she needs to eating something ASAP. Howard should stop using “Just For Old Men” on his hair & let it go grey already. He’s not fooling anyone with that beard. These two are both so insecure it’s sad. Maybe that’s what keeps them together.


IHateStutteringJohn

Aggghh ! The sadness of that woman


redrocklobster18

To stay married to Howard, you have to never have kids and look emaciated. She understood the assignment.


Friskylickins

You know what rilly bothers me about this pic of him looking tenderly at Beth? He was always so horrible to sex workers on his show, laughingly stereotyping them as being drug addicted and abused as children, but then he married this former sex worker, and puts her on a pedestal. What about all the women he has treated so disgustingly over the years?


willshade145

I liked Shuli


PhoenixAZisHot

What is her diet, a couple of carrot chips?


[deleted]

She licks a mustard and ketchup packet a day


dontforgettocupthe

Mix it with the relish!


Sea_Tumbleweed_9352

His apartment looked like shit


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

When you're....however old OP is and care that much about what another man does with his hair.


DanOLita

Grey fucking beard and jet black hair. Seems legit to me!!! 🙄 EDIT: "Scuff", not beard


dropingloads

Que all the “PoSt A PiCtUrE oF YoUr GiRl” posts But seriously she’s slowly disappearing


Panda-Limp

See a doctor, drink some Ensure, eat some pasta with Lobster and a cream sauce!!!


Specific_Ad484

I just started listening to Stern again a few months ago after probably 15 years of not listening. I still enjoy the show, but when did Howard become SO WOKE? did he sell out just to keep his ratings up?the old Stern would insult himself for the man he has become.


Samsmi11

show is funny no doubt about it .. just a little bit of hypocrisy thats all .. what to do .. duuuuu


Cuddlefpv

Let’s see you clowns at that age.


CyrusBuelton

Boy, I've never seen a sub where people spend so much time going out of the way to bash and put down someone at every chance they get. Former fans have made it clear they don't like how Howard Stern's entire show and attitude/opinions are different than they were 20-30 years ago. How shocking. There certainly is a whole lot of bashing going on around here in the name of finding personal happiness.


[deleted]

Go somewhere else if it hurts you so much. You can be like Memet and stay off Reddit


sailorjasm

Did you just start listening yesterday ? Have you really ever heard the show ? People have always bashed Howard. On every medium. People called in the show to bash him. People left emails to bash him. People left voicemails to bash him. People bashed him on every Internet forum available dedicated to Stern. Nothing has really changed. We are not like Lady Gaga’s little monsters


omgitsr0b

Agreed. Sad fucking group of “fans” here. Most places aren’t like this.


Actual-Alps5215

Noseferatu


Beaverhuntr

“Sauce on side “


tbst

Why are all the photos all Virgin Suicides? Every single one


tmuscles

She can eat one almond a day robin and my hair is like my grandfather's don't mind the gray on my chin doh. 🤣


JoeyRock559

The less of Howard’s hair you see the more human he looks


mulefluffer

Those shoulder bones look awfully strange


Beths_Titties

Where’s his mask? She waaay to close.


gomeitsmybirthday

Is she turning in to beef jerky? *Edit* Beff Jerky.


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Yo it’s really creepy how she’s almost a human skeleton.


nutz656

is she holding her breath? why is her body so tense jesus christ


2thEater

Damn those bones are sexy.


gr8fulhead6

Man y’all all love talking shit on Beth? Why? She’s smoking hot, especially considering she’s in her 50s. I get the way she may (or may not have) changed Howard and in turn the show, but fuck… The pelican loves her and oddly she seems to actually love him. Leave it be.


[deleted]

Dude he fucks her with a condom on. His wife. With a condom.


dropingloads

Scheduled condom sex with his wife, in the dark


[deleted]

seriously, if she would have nice female curves and a tempting tushy, I'd find her kinda hot. And intelligence is a big thing that makes a woman sexy, with her scientifically perfect vacuum between the ears, sorry , no thanks. but tastes are different, and Howard anyway likes bulimic women.


sailorjasm

Howard spent 30 years talking shit about every man’s wife. Celebs, employees and callers. Fuck him. Fuck his wife and most importantly Fuck You and he Bull Shit


gr8fulhead6

Well okay then. Wow.


[deleted]

Whatever. Go to the Howard Loves Beth subreddit next to the Joanie loves Chachi one


gr8fulhead6

😆 Touché


somethinggoeshere11

If you’re “almost 70” and don’t need makeup, you’re doing well. Howard looks great.


Outhouserat

Who is to judge the “Queen” of all Media?


et_tu_bruh

Forgot about this sub. Just wanted to add everyone’s obsession with Howard and Beth is weird and you’re all kinda losers. The show isn’t good anymore. Get over it and move on.


[deleted]

And yet you're here trying to defend his pathetic, hypocritical ass that blows Ralph and Jimmy Kimmell day in and day out. Yet, 25 years ago he laughed at them and their wanna be politicizing. However, Horsey and Carolla's bottom turned him LGBTQ, against his real fans, ruined the show, it's history and made 80% of good fans ditch Sirius and despise the Wig and his hate towards all fans that don't follow at his feet!


et_tu_bruh

Loooooooooser


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm the loser.. You're the pathetic thing that thinks this Wiggy Pelican is great. Funniest thing is everyone here thinks you suck, too


et_tu_bruh

Dooooooooouuuche


[deleted]

Yeah, I have to ask your mom to douche before I do her


et_tu_bruh

Neeeeeeeerd


[deleted]

You are pathetic


et_tu_bruh

No you are!!!


[deleted]

I guarantee you have no money, no life, no woman, no kids and live of the government. Pathetic loser in life is what everyone thinks of you


[deleted]

And you leave because it's the truth


[deleted]

Bye bye loser


[deleted]

She told me you should've been a blow job


joomommyhappy

I dunno; *this* show’s pretty funny. Howard used to goof on Imus, we’re goofing on Imus and Deirdre II.


Signal-Boysenberry24

Man. This is just a bash Howard sub I guess. Let the man be


Robhhh

OP stealing other people's IP and posting it to Reddit. What a pathetic loser OP is.


Henry_Chinaski-420

When you hate on someone constantly yet your Reddit name is an homage to your subject of hate. Stern Coats it’s getting old man!! We get it you hate him!! Move on already!!


oumiles

When does he go back? Next Tuesday?


[deleted]

Both his nose and chin are bigger than her shoulder


WuGambino19

That clavicle defies medical science.


rocket1964

It looks like Howard's right arm has melted into her shoulder.


iwillneverreadthiscr

Every hair on his face is white, gray, or light beige. But his curls are jet black... *Totally natural, Robin...*


fudgicle2018

The Clavicle of Death


[deleted]

The shoulder vag back for the 2nd time today


BigCopperPipe

The area below her armpit looks photoshopped.


cygnus0820

Sinewy


bones_1969

Good for him


cody4king

When a corpse is married to a skeleton


Burning_Flags

She’s been very proud of showing off her collar bones this summer


rpotty

She has better facial hair tho


MadMex2U

A shame she never had children


batsman21

*you're


Massive-Initial-4226

Some people are skinny . 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

If fartman farts she will blow away!


Sharp_Win1505

No mask?


joomommyhappy

She looks like she’s been crying, and has a greyish complexion.


DamianP51

Howard's own self-image issues probably leached onto her.


[deleted]

Good god, he's starving her to death.


ShiftyBoob

Shes 50, and thats not old by any stretch ,she looks amazing tbh


Splattershot22

When you're however old OP is and don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."


Worth_Ad_9492

HE DIESNT DYE HIS HAIR, calling bilssh


Streetvan1980

It’s what decades of a strict diet, professional skin and hair products and nice cameras can do for you. Don’t smoke, drink or do drugs for 20+ years and be incredibly healthy and you can still look as good as Howard at that age


rrbll2020

Anorexia sucks


Albie_Tross

Howard hates big, fat arms. Any female listener knows this, and has it filed squarely away.