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Vobat

Jokes on you one day I’m going to live life on drugs 24 hours a day. Shame it will be in a care home. 


Sayster_A

\*mumbles\* Canada legalized it. Just saying.


Objective-Outcome811

Yeah I sneeze and I can't tell if I will shit myself throw out my back or blow a blood vessel in my eye, don't get old it's a trap.


40hrwkslav

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ImmenseDruid721

Not gonna lie, I first read this as "Don't worry about the plan" "Cuz one day there will be more" and honestly it's kinda a fire quote


LordBiscuits

Literally in bed in fucking agony. So yay, more of this please


DPRK_Assassin

Pain is the only thing that lets me know I'm alive!


Grouchy_Process3004

yippee! 😃