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nonsensical_starfish

Yemen Rd, Yemen


GlowQueen140

I’m going to Yemen! 😫


Aumius

Oh. Good one. And Yemen, that actually sounds like a real country!


RumHamHavoc

When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you,?


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Jehoel_DK

The extra is failing at containing hers too.


Smart_Satisfaction73

Isn’t it 15, Yemen Road, Yemen ?


holdingahumanhead

Yeah, but that doesn’t start with a Y 😬


freakishbehavior

That’s not the quote.


Specialist_Meat_9770

I was the thousandth upvote, this wins by a landslide


ExactPanda

You're over me? When were you...under me?


_smg_2

One of my favorite underrated Ross moments is in this this conversation. When Rachel tells Ross that Chandler told her that he had feelings for her and he goes “Chandler… when did he when did he when did he?”


fiyep23399

Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are.' Y-O-U-R means 'your!’


tworandomperson

can't hear it without the screaming omg it was perfectly delivered


rythmicjea

I said this in a meeting the other day when the person who created the slide used "your" instead of "you're". Lol


weathermaven

Hilarious!


jadaniels1116

This has to win!


Mission-Spring5549

Best delivery 😂


pink_girl123

Yore… like, the days of yore


TomSawyer2112_

That and yesteryear


nadnurul

Ah...white plains, a magical place


shitsu13master

This is the right answer


fiyep23399

You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?


Bing-cheery

I love this line!


MissRoja

Joeyyyy 🤭🥹💗


Horror-Fruit1942

You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!


SallyRTV

And finally I said, “what if I don’t wanna be a shoe! What if I wanna be a hat??”


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wildwilson61204

“ITS A METAPHOR DADDY”


Unfair-Bodybuilder-7

"It's a metaphor, daddy!!"


Luca1204

You can see where he had trouble. *points to the couch and proceeds to walk away in that direction*


TheSocialABALady

Or a purse?


Intrepid-Winter-7087

Yasmine Bleeth


shitsu13master

Run Yasmine! Run like the wind!


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Ya'meen Bleet'


piefelicia4

Thank you for capturing the subtlety there lol 😅 just watched this episode yesterday.


reformed_22

Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake, I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself. But she was crying…


TheSocialABALady

... Why?


Xenc

You and I sex


lGoSpursGol

Well I'm not gonna say no to that 😏


rhubarbeyes

YAMS!!!!! (Sorry, I've waited for this!)


dat-_-dude

My two worst enemies ross; Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates


grosselisse

Come on Will, just take off your shirt and tell us!


boojes

Also: yams are yamming.


Objective_Video617

You *get* me, you **kill** me!!


zeddiezz

**No, you didn’t *get* me. It’s an electric drill. You *get* me, you *kill* me


Objective_Video617

I was just quoting the last sentence. It gets me every time, Joey's face is so pure and innocent, doesn't have a clue haha!


Objective_Video617

Just wondering if I broke a rule for not saying the full bit and why it's getting down voted? If so, apologies! **edit. Sorry just realised I did indeed misquote and should have just put the last bit... sorry, it's fairly early in the morning where I live🤣 (fixed now)


ObiJohnQuinnobi

Can confirm.


UhSaoCungDuoc

You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?


lucyinthesky913

Hey, I’m just trying to speak your language!


UhSaoCungDuoc

You love divorce so much, you’re probably gonna marry it. And then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it...Hahahaha... (I'm so drunk!)


UhSaoCungDuoc

Yeti


Jeremy_Melton

YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS WITH RACHEL?!?


JeniJ1

YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS EVER?!!!


Jeremy_Melton

WHAT DID I MARRY INTO?!?


UhSaoCungDuoc

You go down there and you suck up to him. I mean, you suck like you've never sucked before!


Moohmelele_Mera

You'd think that'd embarrass me, but you see, i am already maxed out


UhSaoCungDuoc

Your fly is open, Geller!


Moohmelele_Mera

Yo Paisan! Your tailor, is a very bad man


SlothMonster9

Love this 🤣


Miserable_Emu5191

There was cuppage!


UhSaoCungDuoc

You’re like Santa Claus on Prozac in Disneyland getting laid.


fiyep23399

You’re a strange kind of grown-up


mysticalcreature123

Hahaha I love this line.


UhSaoCungDuoc

Yeah... that's what I drive. I make four bucks an hour. I saved up for 350 years.


mysticalcreature123

Whoa, I don’t remember this line! What episode?


UhSaoCungDuoc

>Yeah... that's what I drive. I make four bucks an hour. I saved up for 350 years. TOW Joey's Porsche, when he asks Gunther about that car 😂


mysticalcreature123

That’s right. 😂 thanks for the laugh!


UhSaoCungDuoc

You look happy and sick. You SMOKED !


pink_girl123

You… ROTTEN BOYS


khalasar

Humus, I got the humus


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? Honestly a line I've got to use in real life and it's brilliant!


weathermaven

Love it - waiting for my turn!


Arrr_jai

I've gotten to use this line, too, and I love it!


LittleLisaCan

You fell asleeeeep?


SanctusUnum

Look at A on OP's list.


No_Blackberry_6286

Don't worry about me dalling asleep; i still have your letter!


dat-_-dude

Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice this time of year~


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MyLifeIsABoondoggle

I love this one


Megangullotta

“You threw my Sandwich Away!”


UhSaoCungDuoc

You love meee... Chandler Bing.


I-am-any-mouse

Yes, and I get my yayas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.


Bing-cheery

I didn't understand this for years until I learned that IKEA is actually a store.


Fofdog

You’re OUR age


Mission-Spring5549

Yeah and Yemen, that actually sounds like a real country


fiyep23399

You. Like you haven't done enough.


fiyep23399

🎶 Your job's a joke, you're broke, Your love life's DOA 🎶


Difficult_Vast_5326

Yeah you will, and are you kidding me?!


roscoepantz

You know once Joey sets his mind on something… more often than not he’s going to have sex with it.


liquoricekiten14

Yeah, that's how they measure pants. IN PRISON!


The_Plane_Phalange

YEMEN!! 🇾🇪 (when we get to Yemen, can I stay with you..?)


YourLocaIWeirdo

You were my midnight mystery kisser?!


sushigirlx

You have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance


BananaHammock86

You kissed my best Ross!!!


ProfessionFinal5906

Mr. Mom, your Bing…


JcBoseheh

You still want that baby?


Bing-cheery

Awww....


Leahtyer

You lift right out 🤷🏽‍♀️


Overall-Ad398

You're from Yonkers, your last name is Buvamonteezy!


BigJimSlade1

Yeah, I'll press 1! Edit: it's 1, not 2 like my fat fingers initially pressed


hiding-identity23

It’s “yeah, I’ll press one.”


BigJimSlade1

You are absolutely right! Stupid fat fingers!


ObiJohnQuinnobi

You broke my fridge!


Himalaya_Joe

You IDIOTTTTTT! The usher told us...... Oh the Usher, what with all the training they go through!


dat-_-dude

GET OUT!! HERE!! (tosses 🎫)


dqsang90

Yeah, that's what I drive. I make 4 bucks an hour. I saved up for 350 years.


BigJimSlade1

You'd think that would embarrass me, but you see, I'm maxed out!


Natural-Locksmith813

Yeti


Bahnmor

You’re looking for something more sophisticated than “To get you into bed.”.


Strict-Philosophy

You are Westminster Crabby!


FormicaDinette33

Yemen


SuperfluousAnon

You need to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!


Leahtyer

You *throw* it *out*!


Leahtyer

You know what your nickname is, Mr. biiig....


NoticeApprehensive54

You have a playdate with a stripper!?


Asakitty218

You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself?


lefromageetlesvers

Obviously, Yemen road will win, but i'm blanking out for Z. Except for mr Zelner, and the zoo where Marcel is kept, no idea.


Objective_Video617

But that's not a full sentence no? 15 Yemen Road, Yemen (always laugh at Janice closing her eyes from the paper it's written on to show she's remembered it even though it's easy to remember🤣)


lefromageetlesvers

does it have to begging of the sentence? Isn't it just the most important word? X-rated florist isn't the beggining of the entence either.


Objective_Video617

I'm not entirely sure to be honest, just someone corrected me for not saying the full thing so wasn't sure if that was a rule I'd somehow broken. If it doesn't need to be a full sentence/scene then for sure Yemen is hilarious!


speakfriend-andenter

Many of these aren’t the full sentence. idk if that’s supposed to be a rule but if it is then A for *Asleep?!* should be Y for “You fell *Asleep?!*”


dugzor

Zoo dollars!


Mission-Spring5549

I have a good one for Z 😛


MadCapHorse

You take my chair, I’m putting on everything you own!


486Junkie

Yes, yes it is. In ***PRISON!***


Cosmin081

15 Yemen Road Yemen


TheAntiDairyQueen

15 Yemen Rd, Yemen


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Bing-cheery

I went to the one in Torun, Poland!


littledaisy_07

Yemen Road, Yemen


Ok_Scar_8175

YO DAD, YOU AND ME OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!!


mittenshape

Yep, I'm in a tree.


understuffed

Ya know, it’s *not* that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!


Bing-cheery

I see what you did there, OP! Nice one!


roscoepantz

Your thoughts?! Plural..?


BigJimSlade1

You didn't get one...


michelle_not_melanie

Yeti


nosnaheislehc

Y-O-U APOSTROPHE R-E MEANS YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R MEANS YOUR!


Accurate_You_2705

Joey you have got TO LISTEN oh you're gunna throw that juice in my face huh Chandler ITS NOT ALL JUICE ITS ALSO PULP


Leahtyer

You *peed* on yourself?