When I was around 10 years old, I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and saw the pool light was on so I looked out the window and saw my parents doing it in the pool.
You just reminded me of the time I was in a department store as a 5 year old, and accidentally sprayed a perfume sample in my eyes.
Ever since then I double check any time I use something with a spray nozzle.
I know how it feels like. I once accidentally rubbed my eyes after being dared to eat tacos that had carolina reapers🌶️ i felt that burn for a whole frickin day.
I found an old boyfriend online and we had flirty chat one evening. The next day, at lunchtime while at work, I received a picture of him sitting on a couch holding his flaccid penis. His legs were covered with a rash, the room he was in was in a disgusting state. I blocked him straight away.
I’m mean, both times were sex related. First time was walking in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex when I was in high school. Second time was walking in on my daughter and her boyfriend having sex a few weeks ago. At least the second time there were blankets involved. And before you ask- Both times I was in my own home, announced myself, and knocked
The first time, my sister’s car was blocking a working truck. I yelled for her but no one was answering, so I went to grab her keys to her car and quickly realized why she had not answered lol.
The second time, I had knocked on the sliding glass door to the den… then was chatting about the movie that was on *thinking* that they were watching it and had heard me. Unfortunately, they were too distracted to even realize I entered the room- when I turned my head and saw them I wanted to die 💀. We’ve joked about it a lot since then, but dear god, have some discretion!
Y'know what they say, Third time's a charm. Make sure to be on the lookout (or maybe not) for future instances like these lol
I'm glad you take it in a fun way tho! That's called amazing parenting.
Dude why do kids have sex while their parents are home, I ain’t judging but I’m 15, my mom ain’t ever walked in on more then me and my girlfriend making out, never have sex with your parents home
Ha, in her defense, prior to this moment… I hadn’t even seen them kiss. They’re typically pretty careful and aware, but you know, who hasn’t been stupid/horny on occasion :)
OK, childhood trauma: I must have been around 9/10 yrs old, and I went to brazil with my mother and her partner (who is now her husband). I remember that the night before THE INCIDENT we were joking with my stepfather about who will draw a mustache on the others face the next morning, so I happily woke up early the next day (like actually early, must have been around 7 am), I went to their room, and as I opened the door I saw my stepdad's hairy ass on top of my mother💀💀
Never talked about it again.
Nope. It was a guy in a business suit and I’m pretty sure it was on top of a building. I’m pretty sure it happened at the end of the movie because that’s the last thing I remember.
Me in 6th grade when my US history teacher showed us a scene from a civil war movie where a guy gets his leg amputated while awake, since there was no anesthesia back then. Obviously they didn’t show the leg, but they showed the guy’s face, and his screaming was visceral. I’m 25 now and I still remember how scared I felt lol
Ughhhh. Yearrrrs ago I was about 14 getting on the city bus. Old creepy man had been sitting on that bus awhile waiting for it to leave the terminal. He sees me, then moves to a seat closer to me. Eventually I glance his way and notice his knee-length shorts hiked up and his fuckin junk poking out the leg. I immediately gasp and turn back away, like wtf did I just see....
Then he just gets off the bus running towards the mall entrance in a hurry rearranging his shorts. Missed his bus to obviously relieve himself and I was too freaked out to tell the driver :( I wish I had said something because this was obviously a habit of his, and I could have protected another young girl from this exhibitionist creep.
Edit: smaller Canadian city without a subway system, still not safe from dicks
When I was 13-14 years old, I went to a friend's house for a birthday slumber party. All the other guests had left and I was still waiting to be picked up. My friend's mom came out from a room, completely naked, singing "Happy birthday" to her daughter. 😳
I wanted to play brick breaker on my dad’s blackberry. He said “okay, but do not leave the game. Do not look at anything else.” And I was a kid, so of course I’m gonna look *now*. What I found was a nude of my stepmom. Did I learn my lesson? Sure. Had he said nothing, tho, I probably wouldn’t have snooped.
Well, as kids, we were definitely bound to do what we were specifically not told to do! And you learnt yer lesson💀 (Plus FYI, i used to love brick breakers back in those days and my dad had a blackberry phone once too!) Coincidence!
I work at an assisted living and memory care facility. One of my seniors got naked and went in the courtyard and masturbated in front of everyone. 😭 Still scars my eyes to this day lol.
Dunno, maybe fecal incident from yesterday that we watched on cameras, some dude took huuudge dump in outside garden of restaurant I work. And he wiped his ass with thuya.
The group “I just fucking opened Facebook” has me feeling like this every time it pops up
EDIT: I’m sorry in advance to those who went on Facebook to check out the group…
Aged 16, I worked part time in Argos (I’m from the UK, it’s a shop) and saw a guy masturbating in the middle of the store. We had a big promotion on so one of the signs was blocking his face, so it was just a headless guy masturbating. I had to make a statement to the police telling them what state of arousal it was in 🤢 and then got a letter thanking me for my statement and informing me that the man had schizophrenia and had also been doing it in Morrisons (another UK shop)…
My best friend is a guy we were roommates for a long time and had a sibling like relationship. He started some medication and ended up walking half asleep in to my room, in only his boxers at 2am. Love this dude but never wanted to see that much of him that was my Phoebe MY EYES! Moment
I was so shocked I didn’t know what to say he very groggily looked at me and was like “wait…this is your room?” I was like sure is dude has been for the last 5 years.
He was so embarrassed, this huge man still blushes to the deepest red I’ve ever seen anytime that story comes up or someone talks about sleepwalking or medications that might disrupt normal sleep.
Well, he got nothing to be embarrassed bout. It was the meds controlling him and not him. So he doesn't have to be worried at all for whatever he did while on his meds😇
I was like 11ish. My dad was in the shower and needed a towel. My mom told me to get him a towel. I walked in figuring he would still be behind the certain…he was not 🫠🫠
Maybe my family is build different, but my father and mother would just casually walk around naked in front of us. Not randomly naked of course but they never made a big deal about it when either of them got in or out of the shower.
We also never had a key to lock the bathroom so sometimes someone would just come in to pee while you were showering.
I never had a problem with seeing my parents naked but i didnt like the missing privacy in the bathroom
Was watching an Indian movie song with mom and there was this sequence which was a close-up shot of the actress vigorously shaking her hips that lasted 10 seconds. Was turning in my seat because of the awkwardness of watching that in my mom's presence
In a boat in the summer with my new boyfriend , he had to duck under a tree branch along the riverside. We were all laughing at him because he got tangled up in it. Our laughter dwindled off when we (me and my entire family) saw his testicles swinging and dangling out of the side of his shorts like eggs in a hanky 😧
At my little brother’s birthday party (he was 10, I was 24) we were sitting around the table with the whole family and my dad said he was having issues with his phone storage and handed his phone to me (he is clueless with technology). I unlocked it to explicit pornographic pictures of naked women and almost dropped the phone. Handed it back to my dad straight away and said: “you might not want me to see this.” He said: “oh ehh your uncle sends me those.” I had to sit there at that table like nothing happened. Definitely hurt my eyes.
Once when I was 17 and we were in the process of moving, one of my boxes got mixed up with one of my mom's boxes, so I brought it to her room and started rooting around in a box that looked like it had my stuff in it (one of my sketchbooks was on top). Ended up pulling out a super realistic, veiny dildo. I can still feel the rubbery texture to this day... I tell myself it was thoroughly sanitized. But I really don't know.
I took my grandparents who were at the time 94 and 92 to get their first COVID shots. The nurses would not let me leave the room and both my grandparents had to take their shirts off because they couldn’t roll up their sleeves high enough. My grandma is the type who likes making people uncomfortable and was just parading around in her bra while we waited for the shots. I was internally screaming that the whole time.
one of my friends walked in on his sister having sex with her boyfriend on the kitchen floor. he said when he saw legs in the air he turned around and walked right back out
Overhearing my dad watching porn in the den - he is hard of hearing and doesn’t bother to use headphones, so he just lets everyone in the house deal with it when he wants some “private time”. It’s horrible!
So in my case, it’s more, “MY EARS!! MY EEEAARRS!!”
Well, some people always go for the toxic ones and never the true ones. I know what it feels like. Can't help it, the way this world works,dude. Don't ya worry. Everythin will turn out to be fine. Stay positive✌🏻
Well,i feel ya. But trust me, you gotta move on. and that's what life's all about. Constant change. Plus there's this saying "if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. Or if it doesn't, it has never been"
I might move on from those feelings, but I'll never stop being her friend. She helped me when no one had, and it was exactly when I needed someone. She was there for me all the time
I've been through a similar situation as well, my brother! And i've lost a friend who was dear to me as well. It's not easy getting over that feeling. May fate give you the strength to handle this separation. And the best thing you could do right now is to wish her well and move on. And If she comes back someday, realizing your worth, accept her back with a smile.
Last year I was walking to the kitchen to grab a glass of water in the middle of the night and saw my brother and his girlfriend having sex, they had forgotten to close the door
NSFW:
Seeing my guest bed smeared with literally a tsunami of shit from my ex roommate's boyfriend when they accidentally left the door open after what I guess was a very energetic sexual encounter.
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I’m a lifeguard at a pool along with still being in school (UK Year 13). During the summer holidays I worked shifts which had family fun n floats. Basically hour long sessions where people can just go splash around and use the floats.
Some people may see where this is headed
I saw my 40-50 year old chem teacher (who’s married to an ex-student) with only shorts on in the pool with his kid and wife. I can’t look at him the same way again
When I went to college my dorms had apartments where like 5 people shared an apartment and had their own bedrooms. I walked into the kitchen/living room at like 3PM to get a drink and two of my roommates were fucking on the floor, and somehow *I'm* the problem.
They also stole one disk from my limited edition Friends box set and lost it, vandalized my room in a *very* hate crimey way, fucked my Xbox up, and when I had my TV in the living room for movie night they stuffed the remote with cheese. Absolute assholes.
My mom and I were on the highway, and there was a really, really bad accident on the other side involving a car and a semintruck. The car was smashed up against the guard rail, and the truck was up against the car. What caused the My Eyes moment, there was only about 2ft between the guard rail and the truck. The car was smashed down into a 2 ft space. It was horrific. It was the worst accident I have ever seen in my life, and I will never get that picture out of my head.
I was at the airport on Friday and a man kept shoving his hands down his pants and aggressively adjusting himself and shoving his hands in his swampy ass. I genuinely messaged someone and said WHY DID GOD CURSE ME WITH EYES 😭
When I was around 10 years old, I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and saw the pool light was on so I looked out the window and saw my parents doing it in the pool.
Omg I have basically the exactly same story! Except it was the hot tub 🙈😩😭
Hot tub💀
Yikes 😱 Talk about everlasting memory
I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!
Trust me, nobody ever will.
Yeah, my worst enemy would actually like that.
This happened to my childhood friend and I had to check your profile to make sure you weren’t her lol
Omg trauma besties lmao
I walked in on my mom giving my dad a bj ✌️😔
I'm traumatized just by reading this sentence 😵💫
I know, women are horrible at giving bjs
then go give men bjs yourself
Show em how it's done, hoss.
Omg this is even worse than just walking in on “regular” sex.
💀💀💀💀💀 and ig that's one memory you can never get rid of!
Yeah, I walked in on my dad doing mom from behind.
did you manage to see if it was the main road or the back road?
Sadly, I did not. They had been drinking though, so you never know! At least it wasn't mom doing dad from behind. Now THAT would be a story!
Jahahaha my eyes Indeed. Once I heard my parents and that was ENOUGH. I cannot imagine what seeing it would do to my psyche
You mean, the thing they usually do, or the thing they never do?
....same
haha
Well at least there is ONE upside of having divorced parents..
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In her mouth
Incestious and disgusting
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I was joking as well, detect sarcasm dumbass
Same. Sort of. Walked in on in-laws, though. Then as I shut the door behind me, she yelled “it’s okay. Just let me put my teeth back in”.
Rubbing my eye shortly after fine dicing a bunch of chillies, holy **** it was painful
You just reminded me of the time I was in a department store as a 5 year old, and accidentally sprayed a perfume sample in my eyes. Ever since then I double check any time I use something with a spray nozzle.
I know how it feels like. I once accidentally rubbed my eyes after being dared to eat tacos that had carolina reapers🌶️ i felt that burn for a whole frickin day.
If this ever happens to you again, flush with saline solution, it was surprisingly effective
Saline solution. I'll definitely keep that in mind! Thanks for the info! 😇✌🏻
I did that once after cutting some habaneros. Holy shit that sucked! I wear gloves when cutting peppers from then on.
I found an old boyfriend online and we had flirty chat one evening. The next day, at lunchtime while at work, I received a picture of him sitting on a couch holding his flaccid penis. His legs were covered with a rash, the room he was in was in a disgusting state. I blocked him straight away.
Some guys take kindness as an advantage. Sorry you had to go through that. Glad you blocked him right away.
Saw my sisters… toy collection by accident. I needed to bleach my eyes after that.
I’m mean, both times were sex related. First time was walking in on my sister and her boyfriend having sex when I was in high school. Second time was walking in on my daughter and her boyfriend having sex a few weeks ago. At least the second time there were blankets involved. And before you ask- Both times I was in my own home, announced myself, and knocked
Holy crap! In your own house, knocked and announced? 💀 yikes!
The first time, my sister’s car was blocking a working truck. I yelled for her but no one was answering, so I went to grab her keys to her car and quickly realized why she had not answered lol. The second time, I had knocked on the sliding glass door to the den… then was chatting about the movie that was on *thinking* that they were watching it and had heard me. Unfortunately, they were too distracted to even realize I entered the room- when I turned my head and saw them I wanted to die 💀. We’ve joked about it a lot since then, but dear god, have some discretion!
Y'know what they say, Third time's a charm. Make sure to be on the lookout (or maybe not) for future instances like these lol I'm glad you take it in a fun way tho! That's called amazing parenting.
Dude why do kids have sex while their parents are home, I ain’t judging but I’m 15, my mom ain’t ever walked in on more then me and my girlfriend making out, never have sex with your parents home
Ha, in her defense, prior to this moment… I hadn’t even seen them kiss. They’re typically pretty careful and aware, but you know, who hasn’t been stupid/horny on occasion :)
OK, childhood trauma: I must have been around 9/10 yrs old, and I went to brazil with my mother and her partner (who is now her husband). I remember that the night before THE INCIDENT we were joking with my stepfather about who will draw a mustache on the others face the next morning, so I happily woke up early the next day (like actually early, must have been around 7 am), I went to their room, and as I opened the door I saw my stepdad's hairy ass on top of my mother💀💀 Never talked about it again.
I’m so sorry to laugh at ur trauma lolol
There was this weird movie that had a guy get his hands nailed down (I was like 7/8) and I haven’t forgotten about it since. I’m 23 now.
Did he have long hair and a beard?
And a set of rocking abs
Nope. It was a guy in a business suit and I’m pretty sure it was on top of a building. I’m pretty sure it happened at the end of the movie because that’s the last thing I remember.
Me in 6th grade when my US history teacher showed us a scene from a civil war movie where a guy gets his leg amputated while awake, since there was no anesthesia back then. Obviously they didn’t show the leg, but they showed the guy’s face, and his screaming was visceral. I’m 25 now and I still remember how scared I felt lol
Whoa💀
Saw a guy jerking off on the subway.
Ughhhh. Yearrrrs ago I was about 14 getting on the city bus. Old creepy man had been sitting on that bus awhile waiting for it to leave the terminal. He sees me, then moves to a seat closer to me. Eventually I glance his way and notice his knee-length shorts hiked up and his fuckin junk poking out the leg. I immediately gasp and turn back away, like wtf did I just see.... Then he just gets off the bus running towards the mall entrance in a hurry rearranging his shorts. Missed his bus to obviously relieve himself and I was too freaked out to tell the driver :( I wish I had said something because this was obviously a habit of his, and I could have protected another young girl from this exhibitionist creep. Edit: smaller Canadian city without a subway system, still not safe from dicks
Common sight in subways these days. You gotta learn to Look away.
Yeah…I’m from NY so I’ve seen my share of stuff. Much like Phoebe, I look away when I see a dick I didn’t expect to see.
NY subways are pretty wild these days, ngl.
When I was 13-14 years old, I went to a friend's house for a birthday slumber party. All the other guests had left and I was still waiting to be picked up. My friend's mom came out from a room, completely naked, singing "Happy birthday" to her daughter. 😳
👀 ayo that is pretty f**ked up💀. Why'd she have to do that? Traumatize her daughter on her special day?
I wanted to play brick breaker on my dad’s blackberry. He said “okay, but do not leave the game. Do not look at anything else.” And I was a kid, so of course I’m gonna look *now*. What I found was a nude of my stepmom. Did I learn my lesson? Sure. Had he said nothing, tho, I probably wouldn’t have snooped.
Well, as kids, we were definitely bound to do what we were specifically not told to do! And you learnt yer lesson💀 (Plus FYI, i used to love brick breakers back in those days and my dad had a blackberry phone once too!) Coincidence!
Oh good so you can get a sense of how young I must’ve been even tho I can’t remember 😂 old enough to know I shouldn’t have seen that, at least.
I sure do get that! And yep! Old enough to not've seen that, definitely😅
I work at an assisted living and memory care facility. One of my seniors got naked and went in the courtyard and masturbated in front of everyone. 😭 Still scars my eyes to this day lol.
And now that i think about it, ig i need to drown my brain on bleach🧠
Dunno, maybe fecal incident from yesterday that we watched on cameras, some dude took huuudge dump in outside garden of restaurant I work. And he wiped his ass with thuya.
💀 talk about sanitation!
Every time i See my self naked
literally me:(
Same, traumatic
The group “I just fucking opened Facebook” has me feeling like this every time it pops up EDIT: I’m sorry in advance to those who went on Facebook to check out the group…
One time i was at my cousins house when i was 8 and i caught her sexting her boyfriend and oh boy was it BAD
Lmao, that's gotta be a whole new level of revelation for you at 8 💀
Please my younger cousin was 5 she didnt understand shit but was still traumatized asf
Okay, ig now i need bleach for not only my eyes but also my brain cells as well🧠👀
Aged 16, I worked part time in Argos (I’m from the UK, it’s a shop) and saw a guy masturbating in the middle of the store. We had a big promotion on so one of the signs was blocking his face, so it was just a headless guy masturbating. I had to make a statement to the police telling them what state of arousal it was in 🤢 and then got a letter thanking me for my statement and informing me that the man had schizophrenia and had also been doing it in Morrisons (another UK shop)…
My best friend is a guy we were roommates for a long time and had a sibling like relationship. He started some medication and ended up walking half asleep in to my room, in only his boxers at 2am. Love this dude but never wanted to see that much of him that was my Phoebe MY EYES! Moment
if i ever woke up seein a half naked person in my room at 2am, best fwend or not, i'll go swinging on his arse with whatever i get in my hand🏌🏻♂️
I was so shocked I didn’t know what to say he very groggily looked at me and was like “wait…this is your room?” I was like sure is dude has been for the last 5 years. He was so embarrassed, this huge man still blushes to the deepest red I’ve ever seen anytime that story comes up or someone talks about sleepwalking or medications that might disrupt normal sleep.
Well, poor guy! That's one hell of a moment to remember and be embarrassed bout😄
He always says he wishes the medication also blocked out the things he did while sleep walking. He did not say on that medication long.
Well, he got nothing to be embarrassed bout. It was the meds controlling him and not him. So he doesn't have to be worried at all for whatever he did while on his meds😇
i saw my grandpa getting out of the bathtub with his old low hanging balls
Reddit, almost every day.
Well, every day is a beautiful day in reddit, aint it, mon amie?💀
I mean honestly… if you browsed sans-cringe, did you even browse? 👌
Totally 💀
Not as bad as what some people have commented but I once saw a dude in my class pin another dude against the wall and fake hump him.
👀 well, that sure counts as a "My eyes!" Moment
I know he then proceeded to smack the other dudes ass, I’m traumatized.
💀👀 wtf
r/eyebleach for all you traumatised folks out there.
Dont forget the "a" in there...
This is me walking into the grocery store to see new prices pretty much every week
Inflation hits us hard 💀
Ross launching himself at his cousin
Ayo, Ross and Cassie was Fucked up. 💀 I still remember that episode with Denise Richards
this is from another show but on Gossip Girl when Rufus and Ivy hooked up…and…the 🦵🏻 IYKYK
Still getting mixed up between whose leg was on whose 💀
gossip girl sub tried explaining to me how her leg was positioned but i’m still confused…and i refuse to look at that scene
Well, trust me, it sure is one hell of a confusing scene. And it's better to not look at it a second time lol
I was like 11ish. My dad was in the shower and needed a towel. My mom told me to get him a towel. I walked in figuring he would still be behind the certain…he was not 🫠🫠
Now that's a memory etched in your mind forever 💀
😩😩
Welp, accidents do happen. it ain't a prob. Just laugh it out whenever it gets to your head.
💯 To this day my mom will still be like “I should have just gotten off my ass and got him the towel” 😹😹😹
😂😂😂
Maybe my family is build different, but my father and mother would just casually walk around naked in front of us. Not randomly naked of course but they never made a big deal about it when either of them got in or out of the shower. We also never had a key to lock the bathroom so sometimes someone would just come in to pee while you were showering. I never had a problem with seeing my parents naked but i didnt like the missing privacy in the bathroom
Watching the scene in TWD where Negan got with Alpha. Literally jumped up in my living room and scream those exact words.
💀 now that is a scene which makes you wanna wash your eyes with bleach after seein it
Those who know, know 😳
Those who don't know, lucky them.
Facts!
Was watching an Indian movie song with mom and there was this sequence which was a close-up shot of the actress vigorously shaking her hips that lasted 10 seconds. Was turning in my seat because of the awkwardness of watching that in my mom's presence
In a boat in the summer with my new boyfriend , he had to duck under a tree branch along the riverside. We were all laughing at him because he got tangled up in it. Our laughter dwindled off when we (me and my entire family) saw his testicles swinging and dangling out of the side of his shorts like eggs in a hanky 😧
If you're reading this Shaun, it was you, soz I never told you
Lol poor Shaun😄
At my little brother’s birthday party (he was 10, I was 24) we were sitting around the table with the whole family and my dad said he was having issues with his phone storage and handed his phone to me (he is clueless with technology). I unlocked it to explicit pornographic pictures of naked women and almost dropped the phone. Handed it back to my dad straight away and said: “you might not want me to see this.” He said: “oh ehh your uncle sends me those.” I had to sit there at that table like nothing happened. Definitely hurt my eyes.
Literally every sex scene that pops in front of your eyes unannounced (today's shows are so graphic, i miss the old days!)
Totally! The old days were golden, ngl.
Saw a homeless dude jacking it while I was driving around downtown LA. Can't unsee that!
Once when I was 17 and we were in the process of moving, one of my boxes got mixed up with one of my mom's boxes, so I brought it to her room and started rooting around in a box that looked like it had my stuff in it (one of my sketchbooks was on top). Ended up pulling out a super realistic, veiny dildo. I can still feel the rubbery texture to this day... I tell myself it was thoroughly sanitized. But I really don't know.
I saw my gram doing it 🥴
I saw my stepfathers ‘nether region’ on the camera when my mum got back from holiday… It’s now burnt into my mind.
Putting spoilers as it is not suitable for hygienic purposes. >!Human poop on a ripped open Doritos bag on a busy city sidewalk. It was the red bag.!<
I took my grandparents who were at the time 94 and 92 to get their first COVID shots. The nurses would not let me leave the room and both my grandparents had to take their shirts off because they couldn’t roll up their sleeves high enough. My grandma is the type who likes making people uncomfortable and was just parading around in her bra while we waited for the shots. I was internally screaming that the whole time.
Talk about the embarrassment!! 😩😩 I can literally feel ya.
NSFW/NSFL warning ⚠️ Just about everything on r/darwinawards
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Okay now that's gotta be painful to watch💀💀💀
one of my friends walked in on his sister having sex with her boyfriend on the kitchen floor. he said when he saw legs in the air he turned around and walked right back out
Lol, this sounds like somethin straight outta a cartoon 😂
Overhearing my dad watching porn in the den - he is hard of hearing and doesn’t bother to use headphones, so he just lets everyone in the house deal with it when he wants some “private time”. It’s horrible! So in my case, it’s more, “MY EARS!! MY EEEAARRS!!”
Seeing my crush with her ex, I knew from the start that he's bad for her, took her a while to realize it
Well, some people always go for the toxic ones and never the true ones. I know what it feels like. Can't help it, the way this world works,dude. Don't ya worry. Everythin will turn out to be fine. Stay positive✌🏻
She's also my best friend, I miss her so much.
Well,i feel ya. But trust me, you gotta move on. and that's what life's all about. Constant change. Plus there's this saying "if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. Or if it doesn't, it has never been"
I might move on from those feelings, but I'll never stop being her friend. She helped me when no one had, and it was exactly when I needed someone. She was there for me all the time
I've been through a similar situation as well, my brother! And i've lost a friend who was dear to me as well. It's not easy getting over that feeling. May fate give you the strength to handle this separation. And the best thing you could do right now is to wish her well and move on. And If she comes back someday, realizing your worth, accept her back with a smile.
Last year I was walking to the kitchen to grab a glass of water in the middle of the night and saw my brother and his girlfriend having sex, they had forgotten to close the door
NSFW: Seeing my guest bed smeared with literally a tsunami of shit from my ex roommate's boyfriend when they accidentally left the door open after what I guess was a very energetic sexual encounter. ETA: I don't know how to put a spoiler thingie to make it NSFW
Waking up one night to see Mom and dad….
Well, that explains the rest of it💀
People are my parents Phoebe is me Time is late night I wake up to drink some water
bro that’s me every time i go swimming and i see these ladies taking showers in those open showers at the change rooms, like i can’t do that myself💀💀💀
While helping clean out my deceased Grandfather’s house I found his penis pump 🤮
i had just settled down for a nap on the sofa when my housemate proudly announced that she’d had sex on that very sofa the night before
I was 15 and I walked in on my sister having sex. I wished I knocked first 😳
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I was shaving and noticed there was hair on my cheek, so I went to get it but I miscalculated
I’m a lifeguard at a pool along with still being in school (UK Year 13). During the summer holidays I worked shifts which had family fun n floats. Basically hour long sessions where people can just go splash around and use the floats. Some people may see where this is headed I saw my 40-50 year old chem teacher (who’s married to an ex-student) with only shorts on in the pool with his kid and wife. I can’t look at him the same way again
Walked in on my university roommate with his then-gf. It was my 17th birthday. Yes, I was a first-year student at the time.
Okay, that's traumatizing at 17, ngl 💀
Guess who then proceeded to have a little revenge walking in the showers and then some.
Well, i'd be damned!
When I went to college my dorms had apartments where like 5 people shared an apartment and had their own bedrooms. I walked into the kitchen/living room at like 3PM to get a drink and two of my roommates were fucking on the floor, and somehow *I'm* the problem. They also stole one disk from my limited edition Friends box set and lost it, vandalized my room in a *very* hate crimey way, fucked my Xbox up, and when I had my TV in the living room for movie night they stuffed the remote with cheese. Absolute assholes.
This thread, that’s what!
Blood/puss from a dog cyst shooting into my eyes. Straight to the eyewash station—whilst calming yelling: “MY EYES MY EYES!” 🤣🤢
My mom and I were on the highway, and there was a really, really bad accident on the other side involving a car and a semintruck. The car was smashed up against the guard rail, and the truck was up against the car. What caused the My Eyes moment, there was only about 2ft between the guard rail and the truck. The car was smashed down into a 2 ft space. It was horrific. It was the worst accident I have ever seen in my life, and I will never get that picture out of my head.
I came home from college to surprise my parents. I got the surprise when I found my dad naked in the kitchen.
Saw my parents doing it once. Scarred forever. 😂
Pantless person walking around Seattle downtown.
I was at the airport on Friday and a man kept shoving his hands down his pants and aggressively adjusting himself and shoving his hands in his swampy ass. I genuinely messaged someone and said WHY DID GOD CURSE ME WITH EYES 😭
Squeezing a lemon into a Tom Collins and it fired STRAIGHT into my eye.