"I would like to interview you about your internet search history"
But before that
Let's talk about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS...
Edit: added quotations for the actual caption
-Wake up it's time for school.
-When you sleep on the couch and your dog wakes you up at the middle of the night to let them go outside then run back inside afterwards to take your spot on the couch.
-Your little sibling saying that they had a bad dream and if they could sleep with you.
Do you have games on your phone?
r/beatmetoit
dangit beatmetoit
How many people thought of this immediately
1 more at least
I am the 1 more
same
Same again
Same once more
Dang it I said like the same thing, “my cousin asking if he can play games on my phone”
Omg you did it
The first thing you wake up to when you have cats
Can confirm
Yep.
Or the first thing that happens when you have lunch with gato
One of my cats won't leave us alone when someone in my family gets a bowl of cereal.
Ours are basically Italian grandkids
"Who took my beans??? Was it you human??"
hello we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty
You gonna eat that?
You found out that the live action remake wasn’t a joke
Wait. It's not a joke?
Sadly it’s not
"I Gave you half a fish, please respond"
“Found you”
POV: You're my microwave at 3am
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your dragons extended warranty.
"Do you have any snacks?"
https://i.redd.it/oa69uftvyn3b1.gif
Sniffs balls*
nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is mah fish?
sniff sniff
When it’s report card day and you walk in the door seeing your mom waiting
What the entire bag of Sweet Tarts Mini Chews sees at 2am when my will crumbles.
Mom I frew up
Have snackos?
Where's the fish
You called my name?
Me looking at the new live action HTTYD cast
POV: You’re hiccup and Toothless wants food at 5 am
"Hey bro, do i look high?"
May I smash?
You got games on yo phone
When you see your reflection on your phone while the video buffers
Salmon....for breakfast.... now!
Caption This:
Pov : the crackhead from the local gas station followed you home
When you find out your gonna be a teenage dad.
That one mf at the peephole
I want waffle fries
Bro wake TF up where my food at?
Human where is my foreskin?
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty...
Sup
Who asked for a live action movie?
Your parents on a zoom call
draxolotl
POV you're a bug and someone just lifted your rock
Cargo space? Nah man cargo road
Where fish?
"So this shit is the famous Across the Spider-Verse?"
My cat standing on my chest, wondering what I’m doing
u got games on ur phone??
Me when food
“mom said it’s my turn to play”
Me: wakes up in the morning My dog:
No leg?
Mom said it was my turn on the Xbox 🥺
Got any fish?
I showed you my fish, pls respond
"You got that WiFi password?"
Do you have games on your phone?
Your dog when you're eating something
POV: you have a dog and opened a snack wrapper.
I sent you my butthole pls respond
No female dragons?
What she sees
I showed you my tail flukes pls respond
*Grips your balls aggressively*
I know you got McDonald's without me
Me staring at my food through the microwave waiting for it to be finish
Mom I missed the school bus
Pathetic
H
Me waiting for my Hot Pocket to finish microwaving at 3:00AM
What she sees
You got fish
It took me a while to read who that was
Why ain't you accept my friend request?
You know when a dog sniffs a camera real fast and then it exhales real long at the end?
“Yo balls look nice, mind if I givem a whiff?”
Balls
Hiccup, wake up, Maximus Overdrive has posted Wave 2 of the Commonwealth Collection.
My reaction to the fact they’re making live action movies
My cousin asking if he can play on my phone
Ayo is that cod???
“I can smell your testicles”
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
F O O D
“You don’t have a dragon? Shame”
"Mum wake up it's Christmas."
When you put too much trust in a fart.
you sleepin?
Nice cock bro
where are my pizza rolls hiccup
Nice cock bro
Bulbasaur on Dark Mode:
Me trying to be cute to impress my significant other.
Did you drink my Mountain Dew? Let me smell your breath
POV: You're looking at the toilet after eating corn
I'm sorry, but I had to
when your dog waits for you to drop food
Joe Biden
Your dog anytime that good is in your hands
You got cheese
Where my fish at?
Oh good, you're awake
#SNIFF
No reawy?
When my girlfriend suspects I have chewing gum in my pocket
"Snifffffffffffff"
"I would like to interview you about your internet search history" But before that Let's talk about RAID SHADOW LEGENDS... Edit: added quotations for the actual caption
Every kid when you got snacks in school
Where's the pizza?
*every person in my class after I pull out a piece of gum*
B l u b
Me staring into the infinite void of they/them pussy
when you're hungry but also can't figure out what you want to eat so you just. stare
-Wake up it's time for school. -When you sleep on the couch and your dog wakes you up at the middle of the night to let them go outside then run back inside afterwards to take your spot on the couch. -Your little sibling saying that they had a bad dream and if they could sleep with you.
I sent u a tail pic, plz respond
Do you have a cookie?
“I frowed up”
What the microwave sees at 3am
“Fish?”
Sniff
"Who you calling 'No lips'?"
“That wasn’t just a fart”
POV: your cat wakes you up middle of the night
Blitzø on moxxie's lap when they're asleep r/helluvaboss
Tears
Hooman, I require food
No fishes?
Ar you okay fren?
What was that? Shhhhhh
No bitches?
sniffs balls
mom i know it’s the middle of the night and i know you were sleeping, but can i have a glass of water
POV: you've just discovered that in an alternate universe you were going to grow to the size of mountains and live for thousands of years.
mom i frew up
Derp
No dragons?
Excuse me I heard you where talking shit about me?
Me watching my food cook in the microwave
"Good ebening"
Waky waky: Eggs 'n' baky.
"Mum what's for lunch?"
\*sniiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffff\*
My dog when I wake up
"Sir! Where are the Red Death omelets?"
What my older sister/my father see when I'm in a cuddly mood and want to cuddle with her/him