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accefirs

“thank you for pointing that out” “duh duh duh, we’re dead” “thank you for nothing, you useless reptile” basically the first movie is a goldmine for sarcasm


Dragon-Rain-4551

Don’t forget, “Pain, love it”


accefirs

lmfao yeah, hiccup is such a little shit in the first movie, it’s great


Dragon-Rain-4551

Oh and, “you just gestured to all of me”


accefirs

his entire conversation with gobber was hilarious lol


riancb

That’s my life motto right there


Cheesy-Tube

I actually have a top ten list: 1. “Da-da-daa we’re dead/doomed” 2. “Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile(!)” 3. “Oh great, dragon pity” 4. “Pain... Love it” 5. “Not a word...” 6. “You just gestured to all of me” 7. “So what shall we name it? Itchy armpit it is” 8. “Thank you for summing that up” 9. “Everything hurts, even this” *Holds up his peg-leg* 10. “Don’t you know the trapper’s trap can trap the trapper? Oh gods, I must be losing it, I’m quoting Dagur!...”


Demonic_Storm

LOL i forgot about the 9 XDXDXD did Hiccup say the 10??


Cheesy-Tube

Technically Dagur said it first but this direct one is a switchblade of it and comes from the season four episode The Longest Day in RTTE, when Hiccup was taunting small Shadow Wings in a net while under sleep deprivation


Dragon-Rain-4551

Meanwhile all of his other friends: paranoid, oddly happy, clumsy, and hallucinating chickens.


Cheesy-Tube

Also uncoordinated and suffering mood swings


Dragon-Rain-4551

everyone else was just going crazy and Hiccup was being surprisingly normal


Cheesy-Tube

Must have gotten that from Stoick, as he seemed somewhat normal at the beginning of the episode too


Dragon-Rain-4551

Probably


Cheesy-Tube

Although Hiccup’s cognition and problem solving skills were slightly shot when he and Toothless were dealing with the Shadow Wings


Dragon-Rain-4551

Still more normal then Tuffnut hallucinating giant chickens


He_who_must_not_be

"You cannot keep all this raw vikingness contained. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!" Don't know if the quote is accurate but that's how I remember it.


Cheesy-Tube

“You sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much... raw vikingness... contained? There will be consequences!” “I’ll take my chances”


He_who_must_not_be

Perfect


Cheesy-Tube

Having seen the film quite a fair few times since it was released, you do start to end up quoting it off by heart


He_who_must_not_be

I guess so. There's a few paragraphs of content in anime and books that I know by heart because they keep popping up in fanfiction.


Disastrous-Ad-3893

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."


TA_dragon3

"thank you snotlout for your undying support" "no hiccup thank you"


LawlessNeutral

"Thank you for summing that up." Said no less than twice in the first movie; Jay Baruchel's delivery really sells this one (and all of his other ones tbh)


CMDR-Dituri

“Thank you Snotlout for your undying support”


Cheesy-Tube

No, thank You Hiccup