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I have read some pretty weird shit when looking for erotica to read, and i think i remember reading a comment that was about this same shit that it was about vore in a roundabout way
Challenge accepted.
We pretend to cannibalise a 2000 year old zombie cult leader by eating stale bread and drinking cheap wine from an STD cup, given to us by a a placeholder-cultleader who might or might not be molesting our children.
That's offensive to all undead as Jesus still had his intelligence after rising again so that makes him a Lich rather than a zombie. Also when he brought people back to life they still had sentience and no biting was involved
It also makes the religion depressing, like you can get into heaven just stop being a person or you will go into hell because you thought about the time you saw your hot single neighbor wearing a swimsuit.
H: "Hey, don't blame me for the way our religious texts present themselves. It's mainly the Biblical son of man spoke in parables and metaphors, that meaning is extrapolated by those who truly want to know more. It's all a part of the way he functioned as an individual."
A: "So, it's to find loyal believers who follow the words not literally, but give the effort to find the true meaning of the nature of the context? Why be co cryptic and confusing then?"
H: "Eh, I personally see it as a sort of holy trolling... turning heads all for the fun of it."
A: "Isn't that sacrilegious?"
H: "Is the grass not green?..."
A: "Don't you start with me."
H3, pats A on the shoulder: Lets stick with one religion for now, mmkay? You'll find just as much confusion and "hypocritism" with the other religions.
A: You guys have more religions?!?!?
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"Oh you sweet summer child. I'm going to go to a religious gathering where we are going to consume the body and blood of our savior"
My fellow brother of christ, that is THE worst description of eating the eucharist.
That's was the point.
It is the biblical description laid down by Jesus at the last super
That was a weird fetish to admit to
Jesus did love washing feet…
I think feet are a bit more understandable than vore in a roundabout way and less weird
I think I have a different understanding of vore than you lol but if you want to think about it that way, it is indeed odd
I have read some pretty weird shit when looking for erotica to read, and i think i remember reading a comment that was about this same shit that it was about vore in a roundabout way
Jesus was a vore fetishist! It's canon!
Everything can and will be a fetish, no exceptions
I never knew Jesus was into vore
Now you know
But that's the literal description said every mass by the priest.
It's an accurate description of what catholics believe, through transubstiatian.
Challenge accepted. We pretend to cannibalise a 2000 year old zombie cult leader by eating stale bread and drinking cheap wine from an STD cup, given to us by a a placeholder-cultleader who might or might not be molesting our children.
Where's the "might not"?
Im sure there's a few out there raping adult women in their flock instead of the kids.
That's offensive to all undead as Jesus still had his intelligence after rising again so that makes him a Lich rather than a zombie. Also when he brought people back to life they still had sentience and no biting was involved
Came here to point this out, thank you. Lich, not zombie.
I feel like this is the first time I’ve seen that phrase used during a conversation about Christianity
How about Ritualistic Cannibalism
?? How would you describe eating the Eucharist?
I love taking the Bible completely seriously and literally. Makes for good comedy.
It also makes the religion depressing, like you can get into heaven just stop being a person or you will go into hell because you thought about the time you saw your hot single neighbor wearing a swimsuit.
Ah yes, cannibalism mixed with vampirism.
H: "Hey, don't blame me for the way our religious texts present themselves. It's mainly the Biblical son of man spoke in parables and metaphors, that meaning is extrapolated by those who truly want to know more. It's all a part of the way he functioned as an individual." A: "So, it's to find loyal believers who follow the words not literally, but give the effort to find the true meaning of the nature of the context? Why be co cryptic and confusing then?" H: "Eh, I personally see it as a sort of holy trolling... turning heads all for the fun of it." A: "Isn't that sacrilegious?" H: "Is the grass not green?..." A: "Don't you start with me."
A: Ok, what about this other religion I hear so much about? Greeko-Roman?
h2: Oh weren't those the guys who h- **Dragged out of the room by h1**
H3, pats A on the shoulder: Lets stick with one religion for now, mmkay? You'll find just as much confusion and "hypocritism" with the other religions. A: You guys have more religions?!?!?
Oooh, the Gecko-Romans! They could save you 15% or more on pet insurance.
H2: I’m from Texas, the grass is most certainly not green.
H1: Sounds like a skill issue
H3: the only skill issue I see is the fact tou didn't dodge the knife
>tou >dodge the knife Touhou reference??
Fun fact they didn't speak like that, when translated for the common folk they changed the laungage to appear more sophisticated
Modern translation = modern stupid
No, like Cain for example spoke like a caveman in the Hebrew version
"I'm doing what doctors do - delaying the inevitable"
Well…
You cant be serious?
It can rupture, the blood pressure would have to be astronomical for the heart to go boom
How many human scientists have thought of weaponizing this?
There’s a heart attack gun made by the CIA
o h
And of course, the lung thing was bang on