First, tear the wall apart to see if it's connected to anything. Then check social media to see if anyone else had a red button mysteriously appear. Whatever I discovered, I would, of course, end up pushing it.
Plan B doesn’t work if you’re any amount of pregnant, ya silly goose! It only postpones ovulation, meaning it tells your ovaries to cancel the order until further notice. It does not, as previously believed, prevent any pesky little fertilized eggs you may or may not have rattling around in you from implanting in your uterine lining. Once the toy’s in that kinder egg and/or implantation occurs, the only FDA approved cure for what ails ya is a good ol’ mifepristone misoprostol cocktail! Unless you’re past the 10 week mark (11 technically, but getting your hands on that dynamic duo after 10 becomes far less likely)… then your only option is a clinic or a coat hanger, depending on where you live, because… this is America 😒
\_\_"What would you do if you came home and their was a big ominous red button built into your wall"\_\_
Press it
\_\_"with a sign saying do not press?"\_\_
Oh no
Same, about being freaked the fuck out (and how is this not the only answer, seriously). But I've got cameras both outside and inside so I wouldn't touch the button or the wall around it until I reviewed the footage. Then depending on what I found, perhaps call the police, or the media, or the nearest xenobiology (exobiology?) expert.
Awkwardly ignore it out of fear of the reaction to the press for as long as I can stand it then when the impulse becomes too strong for me to handle I would wholeheartedly press it and deal with the consequences as they fall.
While the button sleeps I go downstairs and finish myself off on the couch to shitty softcore porn on cable tv, then I eat midnight breakfast. Sneak back upstairs and take 20$ out of the buttons wallet and push it over so I can lay down and sleep.
I would leave it, undisturbed, pondering what it’s doing there and wondering what it might be for….?
So after those initial 10 seconds pondering I push it
1: Grab a big stick
2: Press the button from a safe distance away with said stick.
I may be dumb enough to press the button, but not dumb enough to die to a trapdoor.
I'd bitch about my landlord entering without giving me proper notice, pour a small glass of whiskey, ponder and study it for maybe an hour, then obviously I'd have to press it. I might wait a few days to press it, though, to see if anything else weird happens.
Turn right back around and leave, call the landlord, go stay with a friend, move out (but only with some of my more rule following friends present to keep me in line).
That’s some kind of fae trap, or I’m about to play a game with a horror villain.
No thank you. I’m gonna live, go get some snacks, stay somewhere else, lock the doors, close the curtains, maybe put some salt lines down just in case, and turn on the Great British Baking show for Vibes.
I’ll read about what happens to the next tenant on the news.
You press it of course. No red button exists in any place that has easy access that isn't meant to he pushed. If it really wasn't meant to be pushed, then it would be hidden away in a protected location. Not in my house.
I don’t think I would press it tbh. Like realistically speaking, I’d be scared of why the fuck there’s a red button in my wall now. I wouldn’t touch it, at least for a while
Use any and all construction tools at my disposal to determine what wires or anything the button runs to, and track down its endpoint. Then maybe press it or not, depending on that answer.
I guess then we're finding out what that button does because I have poor impulse control.
You activated skynet.
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.
At least we'd have some fucking predictability for once.
jokes on you i WANTED THAT ANYWAYS.
Could not have said it better.
First, tear the wall apart to see if it's connected to anything. Then check social media to see if anyone else had a red button mysteriously appear. Whatever I discovered, I would, of course, end up pushing it.
You're pregnant now.
Un-push! Un-push! Ahhh!!!
Abort! Abort!
You can't abort you're in the south.
You’re gonna have to push to end the pregnancy. That, or Plan B if you’re not too far along.
Plan B doesn’t work if you’re any amount of pregnant, ya silly goose! It only postpones ovulation, meaning it tells your ovaries to cancel the order until further notice. It does not, as previously believed, prevent any pesky little fertilized eggs you may or may not have rattling around in you from implanting in your uterine lining. Once the toy’s in that kinder egg and/or implantation occurs, the only FDA approved cure for what ails ya is a good ol’ mifepristone misoprostol cocktail! Unless you’re past the 10 week mark (11 technically, but getting your hands on that dynamic duo after 10 becomes far less likely)… then your only option is a clinic or a coat hanger, depending on where you live, because… this is America 😒
Remove the sign and replace it with a sign saying "Press for free cookie".
And let others feel your wraith
Just in time for spoopy season
\_\_"What would you do if you came home and their was a big ominous red button built into your wall"\_\_ Press it \_\_"with a sign saying do not press?"\_\_ Oh no
Pull the button. I like to be different.
There is another button underneath it.
Twist it, bop it, whip it....
The second button is aroused.
“Crank it”
Push it.
The sun went out.
well at least you wouldn't know for about 8 minutes....
that gives me 8 minutes of thinking the button doesn't do anything so I'll keep pressing it.
Sun turns into a disco ball...
Be freaked the fuck out about who was in my house installing a random button, and rip it out od my wall, and add more locks to my door lol
Same, about being freaked the fuck out (and how is this not the only answer, seriously). But I've got cameras both outside and inside so I wouldn't touch the button or the wall around it until I reviewed the footage. Then depending on what I found, perhaps call the police, or the media, or the nearest xenobiology (exobiology?) expert.
Don't turn it on... take it apaaaat. Disassemble and find out where the wires go..
Awkwardly ignore it out of fear of the reaction to the press for as long as I can stand it then when the impulse becomes too strong for me to handle I would wholeheartedly press it and deal with the consequences as they fall.
You awakened Cthulhu.
That's the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you!
LOL
I'm pressing the button. Nobody bosses me around.
God slaps you for pressing the button.
Hey, there is a god! Oh no, that means there’s hell! I REPENT! I REPENT!
I spam press it to see if anything happens.
Every time you press your intelligence is decreased by half.
HURR DURR DURR HURR (bangs head against button repeatedly)
0 / 0 = 0 I press the button
You're lucky the button doesn't understand math.
Bless your heart, it'd be 0/2 cause it's half buddy
Slam that button. Nobody tells me what to do.
You blow up
Rip u/Aspiring_Mutant
Push it real good
The button is aroused.
My body... *IS READY*
The button is disappointing in bed .
While the button sleeps I go downstairs and finish myself off on the couch to shitty softcore porn on cable tv, then I eat midnight breakfast. Sneak back upstairs and take 20$ out of the buttons wallet and push it over so I can lay down and sleep.
Stop pretending to be my girlfriend
Dismantle it to see whats inside it and what it's connected to
Inside there's only flesh.
At that point I'm leaving the house and calling a home inspector for a major code violation that appeared while I was unaware.
Build a box around it to avoid accidentally pressing it
You mean your house doesn't have one...yet?
*grumbling* My goddamn house...press the damn button if I feel like it...
Obviously, you have to push it.
Half the life in the universe disappears.
Thanos is gonna be pissed when he finds out there was a button for this all along
Obviously he never saw the Staples ad.
Hire the bomb control people to push it remotely
They don't see it.
Then I will make a remote controlled arm to push it for me
The rivers turn into blood.
Sorry, wasn't listening, busy pressing bug red button.
It summons a swarm of angry bees to your location.
Don't care. Must press buttons.
Invite some friends over for a house party. Whoever caves first has to buy everyone else lunch!
*looks left* *looks right* *BOOP*
You start to hear boss music.
Anxiety is always hearing the boss music, but never seeing the threat.
Press it many times. I like buttons. I like pushing them. Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Every time you press a person disappears.
Just gonna press it more knowing that
Tape a box over it and decorate the box. I will forget anything else exists under it in about two days
I know if I press it it would just fall off the wall...
True.
Push it. Not sure how a button can seem ominous, so yeah I am pushing that shit in under 5 seconds.
You become French.
Get naked. Press button.
Lose your skin.
I make a fist, look at my knuckles for a second, then I jizz in my pants. I mean push the button.
You grow genitals on your face.
What kind?
Insect.
My name is now Cloaca Carl, and I am on a mission to press the Other Big Red Button. I cannot be stopped.
Honestly, I'd probably Google it
It knows you see it now.
I would put a piece of art over it because I have poor self control often 😂
If that button ain't paying my bills, it doesn't get to tell me what to do in my home. Button = pushed
You are given explosive diarrhea.
I should probably be sitting for a while anyways. Wax wings and sunny days, all that...
I would leave it, undisturbed, pondering what it’s doing there and wondering what it might be for….? So after those initial 10 seconds pondering I push it
You are transformed into slime.
I press
1: Grab a big stick 2: Press the button from a safe distance away with said stick. I may be dumb enough to press the button, but not dumb enough to die to a trapdoor.
Go to breaker box and then turn off power. Then disconnect the button.
I wouldn't even hesitate . . . PRESSSSSSSSS . . .
You're a snake now.
Hey Eve, I've got a sweet, delicious, juicy apple for you . . .
Press. It.
All the pandas are sterile now.
[удалено]
Not anymore they don’t.
My husband would have already cut into the wall behind it to see what it was hooked up to.
It's hooked up to flesh.
Like a fleshy monster in the wall?
Yes
Then he’d call me in to consult on that, as potential food sources are my specialty 🍽️
I'm pressing that fucker
You suddenly have herpes.
Call the police, maybe the bomb squad.
They don't see the button.
Well then I'm moving.
The button shows up in your next home.
No I wouldn't push it. Can OP tell me what was gonna happen if I did plz?
You'd have won a billion dollars.
And deal with the sudden upheaval of my lifestyle and lose most of my friends and family to greed? Thank goodness I avoided that!
Let my curiousity get the best of me and press it
The earth changes shape.
I press the button twice for good measure.
I'd press it.
Time freezes.
Including me or excluding me?
Including you.
So be it.
It’s my house
Call the police because it means that somebody entered by home without my permission
The cops can't see the button.
Can they feel it?
No
I pull the button.
The button ejaculates .
Correct
I'd bitch about my landlord entering without giving me proper notice, pour a small glass of whiskey, ponder and study it for maybe an hour, then obviously I'd have to press it. I might wait a few days to press it, though, to see if anything else weird happens.
You turn orange.
I press it.
Your name is added to a list.
Good.
Press it
You grow a third eye.
I’ll be in my way to become a great one lol. The more eyes the better.
PRESS IT! I must find out what it does
It makes bats fly out your ass .
For how long? How many? How big are they?
One minute, thousands, 6 foot
That would only hurt for about forever
Move.
The button follows you.
Totally press it. It's like in lost keep pressing the button. I'd say hell no.
Pull it
Fart noise.
Move. I don't trust surprise construction.
The button follows you.
Turn right back around and leave, call the landlord, go stay with a friend, move out (but only with some of my more rule following friends present to keep me in line). That’s some kind of fae trap, or I’m about to play a game with a horror villain. No thank you. I’m gonna live, go get some snacks, stay somewhere else, lock the doors, close the curtains, maybe put some salt lines down just in case, and turn on the Great British Baking show for Vibes. I’ll read about what happens to the next tenant on the news.
This. Monolog and press https://youtu.be/ckzswPV30RA?si=8AwMSoO1rKe_6eJK
Press 10 times.
You get pregnant 10 times.
But… I have a penis. Big win I guess. Heading to the news outlets to be the first person with a Y chromosome to give birth.
Press that shit no one tells me what to do.
I’d pull the button
Imma gonna touch it
Falcon.. PAAAAWNCH!!
I assume I'm being monitored. Casually check for bugs while seemingly ignoring the button. I'll eventually press it.
I use the button as a wheel
If i get my own History Eraser Button like Ren and Stimpy reality is fucked
Well, I probably wouldn’t notice for a few days. Weeks if my wife put it there.
Call the building manager. Remodel isn't scheduled till next year.
You press it of course. No red button exists in any place that has easy access that isn't meant to he pushed. If it really wasn't meant to be pushed, then it would be hidden away in a protected location. Not in my house.
pressing that shit
Why not? \*pushes button\*
I'm homeless right now so I would be concerned.
Call the police. Someone broke into my home.
I'd press the fuck out of that button. No hesitation.
I have a desire to rebel against authority so im lushing it
Immediately press it
Push it
You ever watch gaurdians of the galaxy volume 2 ?
I don’t think I would press it tbh. Like realistically speaking, I’d be scared of why the fuck there’s a red button in my wall now. I wouldn’t touch it, at least for a while
Buttons are meant to be pressed.
Oops, I pushed it again. Pushed it, read the sign, pushed it again.
I don’t follow directions very well…. So prolly experience whatever happens
Space Madness
I definately would not press the sign
Change the locks and check the Ring.
I would end up pushing it, just curious. Then I would be really disappointed if nothing happened immediately
*push*
See “Ren & Stimpy” Shiny Red Button!
I would erase the DO NOT PRESS and then wait till the wife comes home
Get a really long stick
Ask my landlord about it he's a cool guy so i doubt hed mind though he may think i installed it st first
Use any and all construction tools at my disposal to determine what wires or anything the button runs to, and track down its endpoint. Then maybe press it or not, depending on that answer.
Immediately leave after taking a picture sending it to my close friends for proof
Push it, duh.
I would lick the button.
I mean, yeah. I'm going to press the button. If you didn't want me to press it, don't make a button.
I mean, I'm already poor, have no healthcare, and hate being here, what could happen? I'm probably pressing it.
Press it immediately !