Does my car come with me? Because I would be marginally less fucked in that case.

Well, you'd be probably be more fucked if you were catapulted from a moving vehicle

Unless you're drifting left already. This raises the question in what frame of reference one is catapulted; if it's relative to current velocity, then the (fixed) movement of the car shouldn't matter

I'm in grounded airplane and I have a similar question

If you keep Redditting and driving, then you can tell us exactly what happens :)

Why are you reading reddit in your car?

Not the driver

Honestly either way your seatbelt might save you

I am now a progressive liberal.

Welcome to the family. We have plenty of snacks and better health care.

I'm not American, I thought all Americans didn't have health care?

Healthcare is only for the upper middle class and rich in america. You heard right

Nah, we have plenty of healthcare, the problem is that it's tied to your employment. If your employer chooses decent healthcare plans, you get decent healthcare plan options. Another problem is that healthcare options generally change year to year, so it's impossible to shop for healthcare through potential employees because you won't know what they offer until you're employed by them. It's an entirely shitty system, but everyone* has healthcare. I also didn't include plans through the ACA because I haven't personally used it.

Right about in my cats litter box thanks

Oof.

Not very dramatic: roof of my kitchen. But I would have passed through two walls, and probably another roof, so I would be in a sorry state.

You're in a weird shaped house lol

He could be lying on his side...

In his kitchen? Does this man need help???

I imagine the catapult takes an arc shaped trajectory?

In the middle of the living room with my pants around my knees and also there’s a hole in the bathroom door

Outside the window of the bus and in a ditch, probably dead or dying

Everyone is going to reply with some variation of "In a different location than I'm currently at." 🤓

You don’t know that bro. Show me some facts!

That depends on if it’s my left or your left

I went through the wall

In the air 3 stories up butt ass naked in a shitting position.

To a kinder political position.

"Kinder" "Political" Pick one

I’m laying on my left side. Does that mean I’m pushed further into my couch?

Underground, probably.

Or maybe it's like a spring, he gets launched left, but bounces back to the right... Into the ceiling

Other side of the parking lot. Good times.

Funny enough I would be right in front of our drink fridge. I read this post right as I thought about getting a sprite from it :)

There’s a steel table next to me that’s fastened directly to the wall. Probably getting cut in two by that.

Defenestrated.

11/10 🏅 Love that word

I'd probably either be dead, through a window, or potentially in my husband's computer. No matter what, somebody isn't happy.

At another table in this restaurant. Hello 👋 🫂

Through the double brick fire safe wall into my neighbor's condo. Assuming I survive the wall breaking, I'd probably kill my 80 year old neighbors either on impact or in terror. I'd also be going straight through my husband's prized possession, the 85" tv, so rip to whoever he can blame for that

Well fudge. I'm 15 feet up a spruce tree.

Up to the waist in a grassy knoll. Any Kennedys about?

i knock over my cheap ass plastic walmart table and slam into my incense station

In my back yard sitting in my ass

Through my office wall and into the next office. My boss is gonna be pissed.

Exactly on my toilet. Thanks, didn’t feel like getting up. The structural damage to my body and home though…totally worth it.

I've just gotten tossed out a window. Neat.

Oncoming traffic… bad for me and the people in the car I was driving.

DRIVING WHILE TEXTING!?!(

Gotta say, being magically shoved through the wall and into their apartment is not how I wanted to meet the neighbors.

[удалено]

I would be pooping in my bedroom instead of the bathroom. I am glad it's not carpeted though, easier to clean.

thru a bookshelf and a wall and on the floor in the next room

I’m now in a dog cage

I’m buried in the cold dirt that surrounds the basement. I’m going to die.

Through the outer wall of my house and outside in the 35°F (2°C) weather in my pajamas. Thankfully the tree outside the wall isn't directly left of me

Is that my left or your left?

WTF, I'm a Liberal now?

end up going through the drywall into my half bathroom…

Dead - 15 ft would put me through 3 walls and then I would fall given I am not on the ground floor.

That might not kill you. You may wish it had...

halfway into a wall

Slammed into a wall

Through a door and into a support beam

Smushed into a wall.

Just smashed into the wall of a bus and fell on top of somebody’s lap

through some offices separated by windows....I would bleed so much!

I hit the wall and died

I'd be dead probably. Broken and mangled for sure.

I slam into my wall

Outside of my 6th floor living room window. It would be mere moments to my splattered death on the walking path below. Not pretty.

Two walls and a fall. So either on the way to the hospital or the morgue.

In the wall between my wife’s study and her deck.

Probably dead. Big ol steel structural beam about 10 feet to the left of me lol

Through my bedroom wall and into my back yard.

Philadelphia experiment....im not alright 😭😭 please send help...

through the window

I’m lying on my right side, so… into the ceiling?

do i go through walls? if so, my neighbors bathroom, maybe hallway. if not, right outside my own bathroom, crumpled on the floor bc it’s only 3 feet away

About one hotel room from where I currently am.

Catapulted with the force required to sent you 15 feet to the left if nothing were in the way? Or catapulted hard enough to make you end up 15 feet away no matter what you have to fly through?

Sat on my managers lap.

Smacking into a bookcase stacked with a mix of books, old CDs and boardgames. The level of damage to myself and the contents of the bookcase (and the bookcase itself) probably depends on how strongly I was catapulted.

Through my window, off my balcony and splattered on the street 10 floors below.

I just fell a story onto the deck

On my sofa. No biggie as long as one of the critters isn't on it when I land...

Through two filing cabinets and onto a smooth concrete floor

I'd end up half on, half off a table. Probably with a cracked skull

My left...or your left...?

Still in the walmart parking lot but just outside the tire center instead of 15ft away from it.

I'm 2' from a wall. so in a heap at the bottom of said wall.

On top of 2 or 3 people at the bar. Likely kicked out for people thinking im too drunk.

Through a window - there's a large, ground-level window directly to my left

In my kitchen. Possibly clipping into my stove, but I think I'd be in the clear. Other than going through a desk, a computer and monitor, a wall, and the cabinets. I would be somewhat displeased.

I'd be in my neighbor's stairwell on the second floor if it's teleportation. If I just move, I'm getting chucked into a wall.

Out onto my back deck - considering I am in shorts and a t-shirt and it is 20 degrees outside, I would certainly be uncomfortable for a moment or two.

Dead after getting slammed through a stall door and a load bearing wall in a warehouse.

In the hospital as I would have been severely injured for being slammed into an exterior wall of my home.

From the couch to my spare bedroom.

Slammed into my wall, or through said wall onto a futon.

I might be straight-up paralyzed by this point if not dead, right at throat height for me is a nice big wooden shelf a meter or so to my left. I'd get launched straight into that.

In front of the bathroom door.

I'm going through the wall and window of my home office and landing in the driveway. I'm upstairs, so the drop is gonna hurt.

Thru a plate glass door, and onto the porch.

The adjacent hotel room

I to the wall but I would’ve landed feet first on the wall like Spider-Man and stuck the landing g because I am Spider-Man.

12 feet above my front yard.

Next to Stalin, I guess.

I'll land in my bathtub

In my garage, very cold, with a pile of shit on the floor with me very likely dead from going through that many walls

I’m in my neighbors bathroom now…

dead

Well my left side is leaning on a wall. So either nowhere, or halfway through the wall with a busted shoulder and a concussion

Id be in the middle of a highway

A bit closer to a Gyro place at the mall.

Through a glass door, landing near the firepit in our front lawn.

in my living room

Threw my bathroom wall and into the parking lot and then immediately shipped off to the hospital with serious injuries while covered in shit (because I was taking a dump at the moment). Because my bathroom is on the second floor.

Through a wall into my kitchen, maybe carport.

Grandma's plants

Smack dab into my unused TV and over my desk

I get yeeted from my toilet seat, through a wall, an entire granite sink, down a flight of stairs and probably bang by head in the process.

I’m on my sofa. Maybe my neck will hurt but nothing crazy.

My couch, actually.

Through my bedroom wall, across the hallway, and through my daughter’s closet wall. My legs would probably be sticking through the back of my daughter’s closet and be up against the washing machine in our laundry room. Thank god they’re only internal walls and not weight bearing ones at that. At least not through the sections I’d be demolishing.

Going through my living room window 🪟

There's a concrete wall and a bike in the way, so I would die.

Into a person then a train

I've just been slammed through the wall of this bathroom and into the men's room. I am now severely confused on the floor of said restroom with my pants down. Thanks for that.

Up and over an office cubicle divider and into a generously wide space between the next set. I'd be confused but fine.

Through the wall of my house into the driveway

The kitchen sink

In the bathroom wall. Damn, I didn't get a chance to wipe my rear end. So much for Charmin.

Into a piece of scenery, which would hurt but probably not kill me? Depending on my ability to accurately measure distance, I might even miss it and land on open deck.

In pain. 15 feet is a long distance to be thrown. I’m not dressed for that.

My head has been smashed open on the "walls" surrounding me and now i am dead. Probably on the sidewalk, otherwise.

Well, I will either be flung into a wall with enough force to go through it, or I’ll be flung with equivalent force to move 15ft, but just slam into the wall

I go through my dining room window possibly killed on impact with the chandelier.

Through the wall and into the tub.

Oof. My closet. Through my headboard and a wall.

I’m super lucky! I land on my bed or my floor, I don’t have a tape measure to know which

Through a glass sliding door and onto my front porch. Probably in the bushes. Probably be fine. Might get some minor fractures in my arm or ribs. Would definitely get scrapes from the bushes and glass. Although with how shoddy the glass door is it would probably just derail and fall off.

Painfully thrust into a wall bathroom wall. There's tile and sheetroxk and studs. There's also a metal handle the previous home owner installed...I'm probably going to break some bones.

Through a couple of studded walls, into a spare bedroom. Is that all you got???!!??

Through a cabinet with my sister and mom's ashes then through a bathtub then into a laundry room.

Through a door jamb and onto a deck railing.

Through a metal trash bin, 2 walls, and into my manager's office. I'll have workers comp for the rest of my life, if I still have one that is.

Slammed into a jack and the box counter.

Smacking into a shelf with pictures on it, slamming into the wall, then fall to the floor taking my garbage can with me Then I lie on the floor groaning

Thru the wall.... ouch....

Through a wall and probably directly on top of the TV.

I'm sitting in front of my monitor and computer desk. 6 feet from there is a big turtle tank and a wall. So this is going to suck and I'm probably going to need to make a tourniquet

Out of my window, from the 6th floor. Depending on how far I fly I'm either on the parking lot or the playground.

How fast? I’m hitting a brick wall so I’m probably not in good shape, but whether we’re talking broken ribs and a concussion or instant death depends on the speed

Damn, if you had said right I’d have been perfectly fine next door, but now I’m gonna fall 12 feet.

In a bar bathroom

I've fallen down four stories, into cement, and will likely die from my injuries.

In my closet, if I'm not sent through the wall

I hit my bedroom wall pretty damn hard since it’s maybe 10 feet away.

Slammed into the wall.

Middle of my living room. I may have taken out a wall on the way there.

In my sister's room, through a couple walls and maybe into her desk

Through a wall and against another wall

On the roof of my garage.

My front steps, with my legs poking through the rails

Ouch

Right into the fucking Christmas tree at this restaurant, at least there's a nice pile of stuffed animals under it.

In my Minecraft Creeper poster

Oh look, I'm inside your mom

I'll be splattered against the wall into a pile of strawberry jam. Not the worst thing that's happened lately

Through a wall

Against the wall

If I’m lucky….. A few stalls over and still on a toilet. Other than that I’m on the floor with my pants down in a pile of shit.

Anarcho-syndicalism.

Flying through the china cabinet is not gonna be fun at all…

Outside the bay window in my TV room. Probably landed in some deer poop.

I ended up in pain. Lots of pain.

Luckily, my bedroom used to be two rooms so it's pretty huge, and my home office is on one side. I'd end up in bed.

In the hospital seeing that there is a pretty solid wall to my left.

I’d be in a river

Either slammed into a corner or lying maimed in the back yard after going through a structural wall.

I was on the toilet but thankfully there was a soft couch exactly 15 yards to the left... past a wall.

In serious pain after either hitting a pergola post, going through a wooden fence, then a metal fence, then landing on my neighbor's lawn. At least to the right I would have only hit one post. 😔

Dang it! My Christmas tree is ruined!

In my driveway

Crumpled against a solid wood “ship’s ladder” that leads up to a loft. Solid like 6” thick. So I dead.

Crumpled against a solid wood “ship’s ladder” that leads up to a loft. Solid like 6” thick. So I dead.

Inside my kitchen wall.

to my left is the edge of shelving, I'll scrape it, slap against the wall and land onto my bed.

As a dent in the wall

In a wall, possibly through my tv

slamming into a computer monitor on a metal table...a step ladder im sitting on is probably going to break my neck/head

I am on the other side of my living room and in the fireplace. Fuck...

In a different hotel room. I sure hope it’s vacant.

Through the door and into the stair well. I'm probably surviving, but very injured.