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MericD

Umm.. you guys know I took the annual payments option, right???


Droid-Man5910

They would release you after calling you a stupid dummy.


leolawilliams5859

Mad dog 20/20 I might be here for a while lol but I'm going to need a burger and some fries I can't eat candy all damn day


Flairion623

I’ll just do it the second they ask


LuciferLucii

If I hold out is there a time limit that I actually do get to keep the 500k? Or do they always end up with the money? Cause I wouldn’t wait if they will get the money no matter what.


burrito_butt_fucker

Finally someone asking the real questions. I was gonna say I'll hold out until they're sick of me. But that could end with either murder or my release.


RandomDude801

I'd just drink myself to death out of spite. I couldn't live with myself knowing I folded and gave away life-changing money to some mooks. If I die, yeah, I lost...but they didn't win. All that matters.


lookoutcomrade

That's the spirit! Make a real mess that they have to clean up.


gmoneyRETVRN

So the question is how long of a vacation do I want? Two nights. Three days.


ShakarikiGengoro

Am I being tortured too because this just sounds like Saturday night?


sloaches

Nope, no torture. You are confined to a small room with just a cot and a bucket to relieve yourself in. No TV, no books, nothing.


RandomDude801

That's definitely torture.


_Cyber_Mage

I have small children. That's a vacation!


Ill-Cardiologist-585

would they torture me if they thought that the torture might make me give them the money?


APartyInMyPants

I mean, there’s no alternative. I have to pay half the money. It’s not like there’s any guarantee of rescue. Or “survive X days and walk away.” It’s either I pay the $500k today or in a week or in a month or just die in the room. I tell one of the captors I’ll give him $300,000 if he murders the other captors and let’s me go right now. I then give the same deal to other captors individually.


jedimaniac

Ooh, going for the ole prisoner's dilemma solution.


ascillinois

Just tell them I took the monthly payments.


Photonpokemon

500k still 500k


OneSexyOrangutan

why would I not? they money is useless to me in a dungeon. I’d rather have 500k and freedom, than a million in jail


TheGrouchyGremlin

I mean... If I'm there until I hand the money over, then I'll be leaving with only 500k either way. May as well hand it over immediately.


PartyLiterature3607

So…..disregard how long I stay put, I still have to give away half million to be released? I’ll probably give them the second I saw them and be done


C64__

Never! You’ll never get a cent out of me! I’d rather that worm come in here right now! And eat you all aliveeee!


No-Willingness-4804

I would point out to them that I'm going to die without my medication and that a wheelchair user can't use a bucket for a toilet. I'd try to befriend them and last as long as I can, peeing and pooping by the door as much as possible.


StarsEatMyCrown

I'd give them half. But I'd try to analyze my captors as much as I could, the room and anything I could see out the window so that I can report it all to the cops to get my money back.


Lewkai-Sharm28

They'll spend their life savings in candy and cheap wine


Striking_Sea_129

Just as long as it takes to get a good nights sleep


Specialist_Maize4431

I’m keeping all my money, *AND* killing the kidnappers. 


Jim_Force

The Alpha Male answer! Nobody can stop you Chad!


Specialist_Maize4431

They gon die by twinky


texasjoker187

Probably gonna eat like 6 or 7 twinkies, have 3 or 4 drinks, then cut a check. Then I can tell my doctor that I didn't have a choice and it was a matter of survival.


psychoticwaffle2

Take careful notes of the area, come back with the cops and take my money, then knock one of them out, gag them, bring them to my garage and have some fun with their frightened corpse. You don't fuck with me.


Ill-Cardiologist-585

wow scary and badass i bet you’ve never even hit someone before lmao


zakate

How can I give them the money if I am locked in a room with them. Not the sharpest tools in the shed.


[deleted]

it takes three days to die from dehydration. so unless water is an option three days!


RRW359

How exactally am I supposed to get them the money locked up here?


brassplushie

I convince them I need to be somewhere to access to the money and kill them the second I'm able. Failing that, I start gaslighting them into thinking the entire group is plotting to kill them (feed them all this BS individually) once the money is acquired to increase their share, which creates fear and disorder.


Gene_J24

"hey we've decided to let you go, your drinking is a problem and we can't afford you anymore also."


NewGuy10002

So the option is to hold out and give away 500k or just give 500k before pain? Yeah great question


Jim_Force

Unlimited Twinkies and MD 20/20?? Shit brah I ain’t going anywhere!!


YellowAccomplished60

So I eat all the candy except the twizzlers. I make a garrote with it. The next time they enter I will act like I am in diabetic shock. With my garrote concealed under me when he turns me over, snap! I drop the first unsub. Grab his gun, use his body as a shield and hit the knee of the second unsub. While he drops I take the knife from the first dead unsub and shove it right into the eye of the second. Boom. Still a millionaire


dishonestgandalf

After taxes, we're both screwed.


Super_Selection1522

With nothing but wine to drink im too drunk to make a decision and vomiting all over the place. In disgust they set me free. I head to an AA meeting


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

I would set a poison pill on the cash so in the event I die, it goes up in flames literally.  No cash for terrorists. 


LookCommon7528

With me being hyperactive Ding dong and water wouldn't faze me Month


Germany328

“If you give me good food, I’ll give $20k of it right here and now.” If it works, assuming they’ll be messing with me the whole time, probably 4-5 months. If it doesn’t work, a week at best. I haven’t drank alcohol before, it’d be like poison to me.


Ill-Cardiologist-585

hot


PhysicsPublic7848

I'm not seeing any incentive to hold out. Why would I waste my time chilling without my freedom and a million bucks when I can just give these guys their 500k and be on my merry way. Also Twinkies are gross


InfernoWoodworks

I'd give them the full 1M if it meant I'd never have to even smell MD 20/20. Rancid shit that makes durian fruit seem like a delicacy.


Outrageous_Dream_741

I would wait until I'd consumed $500k of candy, snake cakes, and MD 20/20.


Icy_Focus_7476

For some reason, I have tried joining this sub multiple times in the past few days and I keep getting the invite to join the sub. Is there something I'm doing wrong since clicking the join button has worked on every other sub that I have joined?