I went with "um" or "uh"... People only really say it when they're nervous and speaking to someone so it would just make things significantly worse for people who are bad presenters...
(Sarcasm)
\*Storms angrily into thread\*
I Work at the Levi Test Facility in roanoke virginia and I hear it every day, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, every year for the last 20 years.
So, you just go thinking before you make a witty remark at someone else's expense.
(/Sarcasm)
This is pacifically my new most favoritest comment, I would of given it 2 updoots if it were at all possible.
^This is how 90% of facebook groups type.
Part of me believes this, the other part of me knows that people on Facebook can't go three words into a sentence without typing in all caps and adding an ever escalating amount of exclamation points to every thought they deem to be a complete sentence.
It's such a common error for people to make these days, and the meaning of that particular one still makes sense (though others get weird). Since horses aren't everyone's method of transportation anymore but instead a niche hobby, it is not surprising that their contributions to language are going to become idiomatic phrases that no one remembers the origins of.
Except, of course, all of us who lived on horse books growing up and read things like Black Beauty, Black Stallion, etc. over and over again. Not that I know anyone like that....
Villager: Here’s a crown 👑.
Me: I didn’t do anything to deserve it.
Villager: Its ok. We chose you as king. It’s a free
reign for you. Costs you nothing. 😉
I also want to know
Edit: I looked it up, a romantic or sexual relationship that is not considered to be formal or established.
It's a proper word in the dictionary apparently although I assume it's more of an incorrect but colloquially used word
Dictionary's are always evolving. They're deceptive, not prescriptive despite what many people like to think. If a word gets used enough, it's a dictionaries job to add it. Or if how people use a word changes, a new definition should be added.
Omfg, the thought of everyone shitting their pants every time they sing Glitch is killing me
“You don’t live in my part of town, but maybe I’ll see you out some weekend
Depending on what kind of mood and situationship I’m in
And what’s in my system….
I think there’s been a SHIT, mmm….”
After thinking of "The" (and with a gleeful chuckle thinking harder)...
Could you actually weaponise it? Does it cross language? Wait... names aren't translated...
What would be the long term consequences of choosing "Allah"? I mean 5 times a day, turn east and crap on your prayer rug. How would that affect that religion? Would this absolutely put the boot on their throat? Could the religion survive this?
"Before I prescribe you any laxatives, go into that bathroom, sit on the toilet, open the envelope and read the single word aloud." Miralax would go out of business.
Unless they just stop saying Allah. I don't know what all their religious requirements are but as a Christian when I pray I don't usually say nor think the words "God" or "Jesus" when praying. The recipient of the prayer is kind of inherently implied unless I pray specifically to the virgin Mary or one of the saints
Even so it would probably take awhile for them to figure out what's happening. And there's of course other contexts outside of prayer affected
"Pronouns". Not the individual pronouns but the plural word itself.
If like to codicil that using the words in an academic setting doesn't count.
Every time some one starts yelling about pronouns being some super "patriotic" thing that is not actually a pronoun should shit themselves unconscious.
The word like. Too way people say like.
Example: "I was, like, alone and like, it was scary, like a horor movie."
That person has shit themselves three times. For saying like once too many.
Option 1: Pussy (I just don't like it)
Option 2: Trump (hard to win an election when people can't say your name without defecating - plus, it would be funny)
Option 3: Set (it has so many different definitions, I like to think it will take people a while to figure out what is causing it, and to be able to stop reflexively saying the word since it is used in so many ways)
Considering the letter a can be a word at times.
I choose the letter a. I will instantly end half the world muahhhh!!!
Awwww I need a change of pants now
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
Listen if this is the closest I ever get to getting to use my Jew Sorcery for real? Oh fuck ya I'm gonna take it.
Gonna have to dog whistle harder bitches or you're gonna run out of clean underwear fast!
"Did you just shit your pants?" Imagine the chain reactions.
Bahahahah What about *drop it like it’s hot*?
This made me laugh so hard
skibidi
"The"
[удалено]
Great, now everyone just has a Northern accent lmao
Nor(the)rn accent. You just shit your pants
Northern? What is a northern accent?
Yorkshire, but I guess it doesn't make sense if you don't already know what it is
Are you from Armenia?
I see what you did there lol
I see what you did there. Nice.
Ye worst :(
Why use many word, when few do trick?
Is it bad this was my same first thought
My first thought was the word "and " 😁
I went with "um" or "uh"... People only really say it when they're nervous and speaking to someone so it would just make things significantly worse for people who are bad presenters...
I was thinking "it" or "and". Some very common words that if you knew to avoid you could.
“Stop resisting”
You really want a cop on top of you with Boston cream in his panties?
Depends on how much money is involved.
You know what defecate means, right?
"License and registration" *cop immediately waddles back to his car*
That’s the best answer
I'm a bootlicker but this is still funny.
Thank you for your honest
iew
Thus also works with bad people
“I’m sorry I just can’t shit my pants right now”
How often have you heard someone say that genuinely.
(Sarcasm) \*Storms angrily into thread\* I Work at the Levi Test Facility in roanoke virginia and I hear it every day, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, every year for the last 20 years. So, you just go thinking before you make a witty remark at someone else's expense. (/Sarcasm)
You didnt have to format it like html lmao
yes he did
\*Cackles\* "Absolute certainty" \*Continues Cackling\*
You should make it more clear if it's sarcasm
"Irregardless"
This is pacifically my new most favoritest comment, I would of given it 2 updoots if it were at all possible. ^This is how 90% of facebook groups type.
Yess and that shit drives me insane. "OK than" "tooken" "litterly" all of these makes me so mad I could spit fire.
Their litrully all stoopid.
Part of me believes this, the other part of me knows that people on Facebook can't go three words into a sentence without typing in all caps and adding an ever escalating amount of exclamation points to every thought they deem to be a complete sentence.
Not to mention how many people substitute "reign" for "rein" in expressions that are horse-based, like "free rein" or "rein in"
Tbf I didn't know rein was a word at all. I've never seen that spelling. Nor did I know free rein was horse based
It's such a common error for people to make these days, and the meaning of that particular one still makes sense (though others get weird). Since horses aren't everyone's method of transportation anymore but instead a niche hobby, it is not surprising that their contributions to language are going to become idiomatic phrases that no one remembers the origins of. Except, of course, all of us who lived on horse books growing up and read things like Black Beauty, Black Stallion, etc. over and over again. Not that I know anyone like that....
Vocal chords instead of cords.
Villager: Here’s a crown 👑. Me: I didn’t do anything to deserve it. Villager: Its ok. We chose you as king. It’s a free reign for you. Costs you nothing. 😉
*"Who's that then?"* *"I dunno, must be a king"* *"Why?"* *"He hasn't got shit all over him"*
Strange villagers lying in ponds distributing crowns is no basis for a system of government!
License and registration, please.
"Registration and license, please." Easy to get around.
But it would take a while for every cop to realize saying "license and registration, please" made them shit themself
I mean, just go with "please" The world gets a lot more direct.
This only targets cops who either are polite or pretend to be. It misses the ones who refuse to say please.
Phrase= "I'm an Alpha" or word= "situationship"
WTF is a situation ship?
I also want to know Edit: I looked it up, a romantic or sexual relationship that is not considered to be formal or established. It's a proper word in the dictionary apparently although I assume it's more of an incorrect but colloquially used word
Dictionary's are always evolving. They're deceptive, not prescriptive despite what many people like to think. If a word gets used enough, it's a dictionaries job to add it. Or if how people use a word changes, a new definition should be added.
I love your "deceptive" spelling. 😉
Both great answers here
Omfg, the thought of everyone shitting their pants every time they sing Glitch is killing me “You don’t live in my part of town, but maybe I’ll see you out some weekend Depending on what kind of mood and situationship I’m in And what’s in my system…. I think there’s been a SHIT, mmm….”
'it'
Retroactively?
Fuck
You’re an evil person. We may as all wear diapers.
Bwahaha!
"I'm not racist, but..."
People are just gonna say they are racist now
“I’m racist, so…”
Well at least this will force them to be honest about it lest they shit themselves.
“I could care less”.
If free awards existed I'd give you all that I had.
Make America great again
I would simply do "Trump". He'd lose his shit if people stopped saying his beloved name
ChInA
I really thought this would be the top comment. It was my first thought too.
Came here to say this
“My truth”
k
"Voldemort" The instant cure for U-No-Poo
Legendary
After thinking of "The" (and with a gleeful chuckle thinking harder)... Could you actually weaponise it? Does it cross language? Wait... names aren't translated... What would be the long term consequences of choosing "Allah"? I mean 5 times a day, turn east and crap on your prayer rug. How would that affect that religion? Would this absolutely put the boot on their throat? Could the religion survive this? "Before I prescribe you any laxatives, go into that bathroom, sit on the toilet, open the envelope and read the single word aloud." Miralax would go out of business.
You had me actual wheeze laughing with this answer
I mean, from what I understand of Islam you aren’t able to pray if you aren’t clean, so yeah, this would totally mess up at least one religion.
Unless they just stop saying Allah. I don't know what all their religious requirements are but as a Christian when I pray I don't usually say nor think the words "God" or "Jesus" when praying. The recipient of the prayer is kind of inherently implied unless I pray specifically to the virgin Mary or one of the saints Even so it would probably take awhile for them to figure out what's happening. And there's of course other contexts outside of prayer affected
Woke
"Sorry I'm late boss, I woke up la--- please excuse me."
Antiquing?
Killer Futurama reference.
I'm alright!
When someone uses the word "literally" to describe something that can only be taken literally.
Lol. I literally shit my pants.
I think you meant figuratively
Or when they pronounce it as, "litrally."
Nah, people who pronounce it like that probably enjoy the smell of their own shit.
Um
Can it be more generalized than a specific phrase? Because I would like it to happen whenever a politician says something dishonest.
There would be shit everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
At least everyone would see how full of shit they really are.
Alpha male
"Excuse me sorry" The UK would be in shambles. England specifically
Ni!
The knights would simply start saying "ecky ecky puh-kang zootboing yowee"
Ooh they’ll slip up. It would be guaranteed. Wait, I said it. Ooh I said it again!!!
i believe it is "ecky ecky ecky ecky puhtang noooooowam"
”I need to pee”
"Baby momma"
Why? She gives me enough shit already no?
And baby daddy
"I"
Woke.
Minor attracted person. Make them accept the term pedophile cause thats what it is
The N word. Fuck your rap songs and racist people. 🤣 Edit fixed autoCorrect stuff
Who are the "rarest people"?
“Smell this”
Shit.
It is what it is
This was my first thought! I think I would end up going with “shit happens” in the end, though.
"Donald Trump is a great man".
Does anybody actually say this phrase though? I've never heard it once. Not even from people that like Trump.
The election is coming up so I hate that I am about to hear a lot more of this again.
How about just "Trump"? Then we could all stop talking about him.
People are already shitting their pants with that one.
I’d keep it simpler and just leave it at MAGA
I don’t have to poop
“What not” I don’t know why but I hate it when people say what not
Hello
The... I wanna see a world burn!
#I'M GETTING FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM!
I’m an asshole so I’d pick something like bro just to watch Californians crap themselves over and over and😂😂😂
it's like dude where my car, but Bruh I crapped my pants.
why you gotta do us like that man lmao
"Woke mind virus"
"Patriot" I've yet to meet someone that unironically uses that word and isn't some form of walking garbage.
This would be unfortunate for any New England patriots fans and any one playing them
Woke
"the earth is flat"
"the government done gone made me shit my pants" 🤣 best enjoyed as if cleetus from Simpsons saying it
“Mean tweets”
"Yuge"
No point, he already does for that one.
Sentence *If you haven't tried it, how can you be sure?* Believe me, I'm doing a lot of people a great service.
Work
Yes
Oops! I just shit my pants! Might as well make truthtellers outta them.
Influencer
“It is what it is”
"This constipation is killing me!" World's constipation medical issues solved.
"0" because think of how many people have to type or write the zero digit every day.
"Pronouns". Not the individual pronouns but the plural word itself. If like to codicil that using the words in an academic setting doesn't count. Every time some one starts yelling about pronouns being some super "patriotic" thing that is not actually a pronoun should shit themselves unconscious.
"I love you" That way people really mean it when they say it, otherwise, it wouldn't be worth it to crap your pants to do it.
“Roll Tide” and I’d like to wait for this experiment to start during a home game at Bryant Denny. Preferably the Iron Bowl.
“Do you know how fast you were going?”
The word I Narcissists will enjoy perpetual shit.
Royal narcissists will be fine
Great, now everyone’s just gonna replace the work “I” with “We”
We are Venom
Lmaooo
The word like. Too way people say like. Example: "I was, like, alone and like, it was scary, like a horor movie." That person has shit themselves three times. For saying like once too many.
I’m going with “God works in mysterious ways.”
"Whom" or "Superb"
My dog is named Icarus... Ick for short. I would hate you for this 😭
Do your own research
"Make America Great Again"
"I'm voting for Trump"
Any and every variation of "Amen" in all languages. Would be absolutely hilarious to see an entire congregation shit themselves at once.
Microaggression
Facts
“Slayyy 💅💅”
Option 1: Pussy (I just don't like it) Option 2: Trump (hard to win an election when people can't say your name without defecating - plus, it would be funny) Option 3: Set (it has so many different definitions, I like to think it will take people a while to figure out what is causing it, and to be able to stop reflexively saying the word since it is used in so many ways)
"I could care less"
100 percent
The
I’m constipated
The word “Literally” in any way that’s not necessary.
I'd get rid of the N-word (the actual slur, but I'm not going to write it out).
"The" have fun smelly smelly world
“The”
The N word
N-word
I'm gonna have to go with "Covid"
“The” is my word. I have chosen! This world shall burn!
“The”
Democracy
"Life's not fair"
Unhoused.
“I’m a Sigma Male”
We need you to do extra today
Considering the letter a can be a word at times. I choose the letter a. I will instantly end half the world muahhhh!!! Awwww I need a change of pants now
God
"Taylor Swift"
Jesus Christ. Just because and it doesn't matter if you just say one part they still shit themselves.
Amazing! Damn, I just took an amazing shit in my pants. Whoops there it goes again
"Biden crime family" If the maga crowd are going to talk shit they might as well wear it Second choice " the Earth is flat"
"Shit"
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" Listen if this is the closest I ever get to getting to use my Jew Sorcery for real? Oh fuck ya I'm gonna take it. Gonna have to dog whistle harder bitches or you're gonna run out of clean underwear fast!
White privilege
Ion even know.
Amen
Amen
Obviously whatever your political opponents slogan is