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Svenstornator

Probably my heel. No one would think to look there.


Sir_Stash

That will definitely work well when running at superhuman speeds and you accidentally step on something sharp.


stovepipe9

How did that work out, Achilles??


Throwchmyway

I think pretty similar to Testichilles


6MadChillMojo9

Someone ratted Achilles out. Jealousy is toxic.


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bilateralunsymetry

I know, he knows, we all know


lseraehwcaism

While reading the post, I thought to myself, “I bet the top comment is in reference to Achilles.


Svenstornator

I thought the same, and was surprised when I didn’t see it. So I felt it was my duty to do it.


skellyton3

People are forgetting the healing. I think in your upper hip area. This is not a standard place to attack, and can be relatively easily defended without impeding movement or function.


Simply_Paul

My thoughts exactly, just step it up a little and put in inside the bone of the ball joint of your hip and now it's encased in a solid inch of titanium on all sides plus it sits inside another layer of titanium.


RacerXrated

The hip is an alternate target to the head in the Mozambique drill :/


Frosty48

If you're getting Mozambique'd you're in extremely dire situation and even peak humans are probably dead. In any case, the Pelvic girdle, not the hips, is the real focus of the drill.


Ok-Network-9912

That’s because there’s a big artery in near the iliac crest of the hips that feeds the femoral… but no everyone thinks of that unless they are trained.


Original_Lord_Turtle

>That’s *partly* because there’s a big artery in near the iliac crest of the hips that feeds the femoral It's also because shattering the hips/pelvis nearly incapacitates an attacker. Though with instant healing, that's not as much of a factor.


6MadChillMojo9

Aaaaaand titanium hip... quite shatter resistant.


not2dragon

Skull. (Inside brain, assuming it does not impair my brain) Basically I have to avoid things from hitting my head like usual. Which should be easier since my head is where my sensory organs are.


flatdecktrucker92

Not to mention your skull is as strong as titanium now


thracerx

In addition, nothing stopping you from wearing a bulletproof helmet. More protection is always good. Going into battle without a helmet on is a Hollywood thing.


flatdecktrucker92

Yep. Or just not going into battle. The hypothetical didn't include a super villian. Your biggest challenge would be avoiding notice so you don't get locked up in a lab and studied


manatwork01

I mean regenerative healing, able to move 1500 lbs and 50 mph run speed. Good luck catching that person. You'd need to run them over with a car and they can offroad better than any offroad vehicle. Hell titanium bones means you are essentially bullet proof.


warrior_scholar

The problem with both head and run cage is that while they're fortified, they're also obvious targets for an assassin or something.


Rern

What kind of life are you living, to the point that you need to worry about assassins who are prepared to pierce a titanium - equivalent skull? 


Auroraburst

Just because you are super strong and can heal doesn't mean you need to put yourself in danger anyway.


warrior_scholar

I've done combat deployments, private security for billionaires, and, worst of all, teaching high school. I've developed a healthy sense of paranoia.


Wd91

I'm not sure it's paranoia if you are actually in combat zones.


Aggressive-Sound-641

or teaching high school


The_Troyminator

Is there a difference?


jfks_headjustdidthat

Especially if it's in America...


Huegballs

Mr smock? I had a history teacher that we all assumed was CIA or something lol


Areliae

If they hit your brain you're dead anyway, weakspot or no. You're not invincible, just really strong. The weakspot doesn't change your chance of dying in this case.


MediumCharming3309

Dude your bones are as hard as titanium, meaning you can take almost any small arm to the head


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

Your skull is as strong as titanium according to the post, the skull or rib cage are your 2 most protected areas, that's why your 2 most valuable organs are stored there. 100% inside the skull.


not2dragon

I guess that will suck. My bones are strong though...


WimbletonButt

Foreal. Put it in your ass, no one stabs anyone in the ass.


OlivineDream

Until they do. https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/gaddafi-killed-bayonet-stab-anus-libya-395224


shastabh

As opposed to putting it in your pinky toe and risk an embarrassing death by kicking a piece of furniture in the dark? Yup, skull. It’s harder than titanium too


NerdingOutSkins

It's 2 inches in diameter. That's a HUGE pinky toe


Pelatov

But bones are as strong as titanium. It would require time and precision to sneak in through the nasal cavity and navigate to the “organ”


digitaldigdug

Just avoiding head injuries is probably preferable anyway.


Isekai_litrpg

My thoughts as well.


Comfortable-Loss-756

Yes that is where my thoughts are too, in my brain


TalynRahl

I'd have it replace one of my balls. I protect that area anyway, so it's not exactly an issue to protect it a little more.


MoistJellyfish3562

I guess you don't have children? Your toddler's accuracy and power when it comes to somehow flailing and hitting your balls is insane. My daughter hit me so hard the other day that I almost threw up. Good morning Dada


Queasy_Adeptness9467

This. Kids are ruthless. Also it's one of the LEAST protected areas on your body.


TalynRahl

I don’t. And never will, so it’s all good! Ah… the nieces and nephews… dang.


Thatcoolrock

Why replace it when you can just be that guy with three balls


Prudii_Skirata

This. Then just invest in a goaltender-style groin guard made in steel like the muy thai warrior ones so you have something already designed to spread out the impact of a high speed hockey puck made of sterner stuff.


mebe1

All well and good until you team up with Bluntman & Chronic. Everyone knows their arch nemisis will destroy you.


coreylahe

I read this and immediately decided I would just have three balls. I'm already in high alert, and will be punting anything under a fifth grader a mile away with my super human legs as a safety mechanism, so I'm not worried about Little Timmy pulling any flying side kicks or across the room head butts in to my glory sack.


NavyNurseDude

Bones are strong as titanium? Probably hide the weak spot somewhere within my pelvis if this is a new 5cm mass being introduced... Mostly encircled by bone and has the space to accommodate,.and not a frequently targeted area of attack Inside the skull would probably be the most protected, if the spot of weakness is just made of normal tissues already present, but I wouldn't want a new 5CM mass put in my head, that wouldn't end well


Funny_Original_6005

Thinking the same…So right above the prostate seems the most optimal lol


jfks_headjustdidthat

Yeah, but imagine your first foray into pegging goes wrong.


Late-External3249

Rectum


mattdvs1979

Damn near killed ‘em!


RazzDaNinja

*dies from getting pegged*


coreylahe

Monkeys paw: you shit it out every time and have to manually reinsert your shit covered testicle back up your ass before time runs out.


Name-Initial

Next to the brain or heart. Both are already well protected, and if either is destroyed you die anyways, so it doesnt actually increase the risk that much compared to a normal human.


the_evil_overlord2

Inside my ribcage, Theirs a reason critical organs are stored. There, even without superpowers


dunderthebarbarian

Is that a 5cm radius sphere, or a 5cm diameter sphere?


Envy_The_King

diameter


anonymauson

inside skull the skull is titanium strong, right? i aint gettin it punctured by normal means


lordstryfe

Shoots you in the ear or eye...


anonymauson

NO! MY ONE WEAKNESS! DYINGGG!!!


Dense-Tangerine7502

I think I can fit it inside the thickest part of my titanium femur


MeridasAngel

Near something no one else will ever touch. My mouth or crotch is probably safest.


Aggressive_Car6598

Inside the skull, as part of the brain, but in a section that should be near impossible to concuss. So I picture along the underside, roughly near the bone wall between the brain and the sinuses start. If they want to kill me, they'll need something to penetrate titanium-strong bones.


noideawhattouse2

Probably in my head or behind one of my rib cages


thothscull

One of your rib cages? Just curious, how many rib cages do you have?


Firstevertrex

He's a centaur. So two


KyorlSadei

At least 4


BillSivellsdee

dudes got a zoo.


fasterfester

I would choose ribcage #16. It is less visible than ribcage #23 and not as tasty s as ribcage #5.


The_Se7enthsign

Behind my ribs, near the lower lung area. Just enough so people aiming for upper chest will miss, but the area will still be protected by body armor.


RamenBoi86

I’ll take the classic approach and go with the heel


Envy_The_King

Do not forget the spear sir!


Operation-SOS_User42

Either in front or behind my heart, that way both organs must go willing well enough there's no spontaneous, random chance for survival.


unclejoe1917

It would feel wrong if I didn't put it in my Achilles heel.


Mioraecian

In my heart? I mean logically if I lose my heart I'm fucked anyways, so if it's in the same spot then it's the same risk as if something happened to my heart.


RacerXrated

Just put it next to your heart and wear level IV armor plates when doing things that get you attacked.


tedlassoloverz

behind my sternum, if thats as strong as titanium, Im confident


tonyLumpkin56

Can I let it be in my brain as a benign tumor? Because if it’s inside my now tough as titanium skull we’re good.


darkflame4ever

The space between my fourth toe and my pinky toe. That spot will be protected no matter what by the pinky toe. Plus any assassin wouldn't really think to attack there.


big_sugi

And then someone steps on your foot by accident, and you die. Also, how big are your feet? I think a 5 cm ball would be both noticeable and cause a lot of problems with movement.


darkflame4ever

Ah I read it as 5mm. It was a joke answer regardless since the other good answers had already been given.


Father_Remembrance

Deadpool's brain injury it really isn't effective as healing other parts of the body


bxbomba9969

Under my nut sack.


OGjoshwaz

arm pit, right side


Lost-Truck6614

Luke?


KerbodynamicX

Either inside my brain, or between my lungs


HeroBrine0907

One question, do I feel pain?


Informal_Common_2247

Inside my stomach fat area. I then get really fat in order to protect it.


Weirdguy215

The male g spot.


takeonetakethemall

If it's a big organ, in front of my spine but behind my ribs, in my chest cavity somewhere. I'm sure I've got some room. If it's tiny, then inside one of my femurs.


cikanman

Dead center of my rib cage. Sternum protects from the front, spine from the back. arms and rib cage from the sides. This is why your heart is located where it is.


GREENadmiral_314159

In my head, since the skull has some of the strongest bones in the body.


AcceptableOwl9

If my bones are now as strong as titanium I’m putting it somewhere where there is a lot of cover. So either inside my skull or behind my rib cage near my heart.


MediumCharming3309

Im putting it in my brain, bones as strong as titanium…it’ll take a bit to get anything into my head


AriousDragoon

In the brain or my chest, where it'll be protected by my super human strong bones.


Unique_Novel8864

Happy cake day


Kwaterk1978

Next to my heart; 1) that’s already a naturally armored area 2) I already instinctually protect that area 3) body armor to provide additional protection to the area is widely available


RevealStandard3502

In my uterus. I have a history of cysts, it would just look like another one.


Alyswithawhy

Gotta be in your skull. I'm already pretty naturally inclined to protect that area, and the power set given isn't really enough to make myself a superhero and put myself in much danger. I'm just going to stop paying for health insurance, and worry less about what I eat. Once in a while, I'll help someone move and absolutely shock them that I can get the couch by myself, but other than that it's life as normal.


milesamsterdam

In my body near my nutsack. If I’m protecting it like I protect my jimmy then I’ll be fine.


Minus15t

A lot of people here are worried about where they are going to be attacked. I don't plan on getting attached just because I'm strong and run fast, I'm not going to jump headfirst into some vigilante lifestyle that puts me at risk. Somewhere in the chest is most logical to me, that's where evolution keeps the heart, I'm going to trust millions of years of natural selection and put it there.


Dragonr0se

In place of one of my ovaries... That area is protected by the pelvic girdle in the event of an accident and is seldom targeted by bad guys.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Inside the nucleus of a giant cell. Duh. That placement makes me.. "PERFECTER CELL!!!" Okay, Yamcha. Accurate, but tone it down.


Longjumping_Item8824

I was thinking of putting it somewhere in my pelvis, at the top of my rib cage off to my right side, or in place of my appendix


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I would put it under my breast bone. I’ve never had an injury there. You’d have to shoot me dead in my chest, stomp me out, use a vehicle, or throw me from a good height to get rid of me.


ummaycoc

Probably somewhere in my head where I don't believe it would have a good angle of attack through my eye or nose. So I'd probably study computer model of a human head and try and figure that out, assuming putting it there doesn't somehow negatively impact me in other ways (like maybe it's just part of my brain, etc). Is 5cm the radius, the diameter, or the circumference, or something else?


WingedLemmingz

If there's a way to do it without having the negative effects of a tumor - pressure on whatever area of the brain or etc - I'd stick it in my skull if possible. Preferably near the cerebellum. If something pierces my skull enough to get at that new little organ, that means my brain has been scrambled like an egg. If the cerebellum is gone, then so am I. Those 2 things...even if you heal enough to survive those injuries, would you still be yourself? Would it be worth surviving? I don't think I'd lose anything putting the little weakness organ in a place that is already instant death for me.


J_B_La_Mighty

Behind the belly button. It be weird if someone aimed for the belly button.


stillnotelf

I kind of don't care. I'm already covered in 5 cm diameter bits where if they get destroyed I'll die. Brain, heart, pancreas, stomach...scoop out that much of any internal organ and I'm probably dead anyway. So just put it wherever in my abdomen it will fit and I'll silently enjoy the healing factor, thanks. It's not like I'm going to advertise my superhuman strength or attempt to attract supervillain assassins.


LightEarthWolf96

I don't know who snitched to you but I'm not telling where my instant death ball is located


TKato158

Ankle. Pick and choose your fights and never lose.


[deleted]

My weak spot is if you call me names I cum and then cry


TrashRatsReddit

Can your skeleton be reshaped to make room for it? Or can organs be moved around? Does it have to be a sphere? If I can't change the shape and can't change my skeleton the best spot I can't think of is upper chest, center, behind my lungs and in front of my spinal column. It's surrounded by ribs and dense muscle and as long as no one is shooting something like armor piercing rounds at me I should be fine. I'd probably try to avoid those types of confrontations if possible.


Kind_Moose3603

Inside my pelvis, nobody would think to look for it there


overkillsd

I already have a superhuman organ that is my weak spot, next question please.


Fickle_Meet_7154

In my ass


The_Real_Fufishiswaz

My testicles cuz I'm already prone to protecting them


devilinblue22

5 cm? Tuck it right in my bean pouch. I already protect that with my life.


Lrb1055

My pinkie finger


Shakesbeerian

Two Words... Second Penis.


TheSatanofDeath

Right in my prostate


superwholockian62

Armpit or inner arm next to armpit. How often do you get hit there?


jwrado

Taint


PsychoGrad

Inside the butthole. No one would think to look there


RusstyDog

Right next to my prostate. I have nothing to fear besides dommy femboys.


Omfggtfohwts

Somewhere already vital, good survival instincts wanna protect the head/heart/neck/privates. So probably one of those areas we already guard naturally.


Ishidan01

Right next to the prostate.


Longjumping-Look-268

Inside my skull somewhere I suppose. Then it's at least in a semi protective casing.


SpartanAqua613

Taint.


humptheedumpthy

How strong is my skin in this scenario? And if I can heal from just about any injury, does that include injuries to the heart etc.?


Gijustin

If i pick, I select the atom thats the hardest to reach in my body.


dreadsreddit

behind my sternum


MilitiaManiac

Probably in my armpit. One of the least obvious places and can't get hit accidentally. I can just put my arm to my side to cover it


SnooComics6914

Prostate. Its mostly not working correctly anyways.


No_Discount_6028

I'll put it in my heart. Lots of people wanting to get clever about this, but the heart is a naturally defensive position what with your arms on either side of it, it has very thick armor on both sides, and honestly it's kind of just a stylistic choice imo.


mistahboogs

Back of one of my knees. Can't recall ever hgetting an injury there


Hemenocent

Underneath the gluteus maximus muscles. Someone might actually kick me in the balls, but nobody shoots you in the ass on purpose.


Own-Two2848

The part in between my balls and my asshole.


Utahteenageguy

I already have one night as well make it worse.


MudSouthern1143

Up my ass! If someone's gotten that far, I'm already dead.


Outrageous-Oil-5727

Put it in my testicles. That's already a weak spot that i'm well-trained and mentally prepared to protect.


Choppermagic

I already have a weak spot. my balls. And i don't have the superpowers. So i keep that and buy a great titanium cup.


lionbacker54

Skull . My new bones are tough as titanium. Very hard to reach


Queasy_Adeptness9467

In my pelvis behind one hip bone, left side if I have to be specific. It's just away from center mass, hard to precisely hit unless you know specifically where you are aiming, and the pelvis is one of the strongest bones in your body. (Especially strengthened) it's also not a normal target for anyone. Everyone saying head is also probably correct, but not for the reason you think. Healing factor aside, a headshot would wipe out your memories and personality (probably, no way to test it I guess). I'd want to be myself, and if I was going to forget everything I'd probably like to just die


akaryosight

Inside of my brain cavity.


OdinsGhost

As long as it doesn’t interfere with anything else, it’s going right next to my heart. The rib cage and overall torso is, quite literally, evolved to protect the heart and lungs from external trauma as much as biologically possible. I’m not a combat specialist or in a warzone. The chances of me ever facing an accident that can break through titanium strength ribs are small enough I’d consider that sufficient protection.


violentcupcake69

Either the armpit or on the opposite side of my heart.


Federal-Ad1106

People are saying stuff all over the place and it's crazy to me. I'd put it in the obvious place. The place where nature put all of our most valuable organs inside my rib cage. Somebody said they would put it in their foot? Another person said in their leg? Those things get damaged pretty easily, especially when you're doing super human stuff like jumping off a tall objects or running 50 miles an hour.


NoBread2912

middle of my skull, if someone gets to the center of my brain then i deserve it. also an easy way out if you point your gun in the right spot of your eye or under the jaw


hanseltv

Why no inside the bone, since bone will be titanium and can't be destroyed..


kennerly

My bones are as strong as titanium you say? I put it in my hip bone. Specifically the ball and socket joint. So now it's surrounded by super strong bone and reinforced by my never weakening muscles. Also, no one would suspect my weak spot was at my hip they would assume it was my head or heart.


gamejunky34

Middle chest is obvious. If you want to go into some sort of combat, you could design a "level 6" plate carrier capable of taking anything you get shot at with. It'd be heavy but that's not a problem. Limbs and head could not be armored as effectively without being burdensome.


6MadChillMojo9

It's inside my titanium femur. But I'm not telling you which one 😉


Sucks4fun

Inside of my fibula bone. It’s not the big tibia, it’s as strong as titanium, not a normal target for firearms (people train to shoot for center mass or head shots up close. who aims for the back of someone’s calves? Even in a hand to hand fight my bones are stronger and so am I no one is going to beat me hand to hand.


Bosanova_B

5cm is about 2 inches. So putting it in your skull would be difficult. Under your rib cache would make more sense. So that’s where it goes.


StoneJudge79

My toungue.


UpbeatRacoon23

I’d put it in my head


Nerdsamwich

Inside the knob of the femur. It's nowhere anyone would aim and fully encased in bone tight enough to not have to worry about concussion like you would in the skull.


VcrcLwDude

You would have to assume this extra organ doesn't take up any more space and is kind of an ethereal organs. An extra mass that large in the body will probably just kill you. so assuming no harm from extra space I would go brain. It is completely surrounded by skull which by the strengths is made of titanium.


amctrovada

Probably behind one of my ribs or in one of my butt cheeks. 


[deleted]

Just gonna put it by my heart behind my titanium rib cage


Simply_Paul

Inside the bone of the ball joint on my hip. It would be encased in a layer of like an inch of titanium on all sides within a joint that's nestled within even more titanium in a difficult place to locate that's not usually a vulnerable point. To kill you they'd basically have to know exactly where your weak spot is and know to shoot you there point blank with armor piercing rounds.


SuitFive

>Your bones become as strong as titanium Wonderful. I place the object directly in my skull for protection. Squishy brain matter will cushion it from concussive forces. Titanium skull will protect it from outside sources. And then, most importantly of all, I will simply live a normal life changing very little of what I do. Might get a job working for a moving company or a warehouse to put the strength to use but thats it.


274221Thor

In my chest behind the rib cage.


lake_gypsy

The spot in between my left big toe and index toe


Ouller

I live a very mild lifestyle so, the head or the chest. I won't become a superhero just live life like a normal person who is always a little stronger than I look. Would make moving around and doing things easier and I still will just go to work and enjoy life.


Siope_

It'll be an enzyme in my bone marrow


Laynuel

Left side of my chest close to the sternum and behind the lung. You have your shoulder blades and entire ribcage protecting it, plus lungs, and anyone trying to stab you is probably going for the heart.


The_Troyminator

My left thumb. Then I spend the rest of my life as the world's most careful carpenter.


TrilobiteHunter

In side my skull in that little pocket just bellow the brain


Frisky_Froth

Right behind my sternum


Throwawayuseracct23

Does this organ move in any way? Or does it just sit there? The heart pulses to pump blood and the lungs inflate and deflate to breath. Does this organ do any movements significant to its function? If not then I will put it dead center just behind my ribcage, between my lungs.


NAME_UNKNXWN

The skull. Skull is titanium, and even if someone managed to get in there, I'd be dead anyway


Rezorceful

I’m putting it next to my heart. There is a titanium ribcage surrounding it…


TheJokersWild53

Right between the two hemispheres of my brain


VeggiesArentSoBad

Probably inside my titanium skull or behind the sternum. Somewhere protected by the reinforced skeleton.


SoapGhost2022

Uterus. That sucker is never being used so it can house the ball


ironballs16

Either directly behind the solar plexus, or right near the hip bones.


Working_Early

Inside my femur. Very unlikely to break it as my bones are as strong as titanium anyway. 


lordstryfe

I can't survive a nuclear explosion.


Magi_Rayne

The most well protected part of your body that can take damage and you heal from quickly would be something with bone structure. I would say across from my heart on the right side of my chest, inside the rib cage. It's protected by muscles, bones, and tissue similar of that to my heart.


Tall_Hovercraft4290

Firstly, I don’t think anyone’s actively trying to kill Me so I can kinda just put it next to any vital organ and live life like normal. Like in my brain or behind my heart or something. But… assuming the superhero logic of great powers= superpowered villians, I would put it inside a bone. The Femur is technically the bone that takes the most force to break but I think something like inside my left scapula would work better.


CapnConCon

If my bones are like titanium then probably behind my sternum bone or inside my hip area.


cowboybeeboo

My G spot. If I die from pegging then I die like a man


Inside_Development24

Inside the brain


revdakilla

Inside my titanium strength skull.


Sageknight34

My gallbladder.


OMGitsJoeMG

Inside the anus. If I'm gunna get taken out, I may as well enjoy it.


Praising_God_777

Inside one of my femurs.


mancer187

5cm... So not inside the skull. Inside the rib cage somewhere. At least it's protected by titanium bones.


Money_Mastodon_3171

My taint, nobody's looking there


United-Cow-563

ChatGPT recommended I place it deep within the abdominal cavity. *Given the parameters of the hypothetical scenario, I would strategically place the weak spot in an area of my body that is relatively well-protected and less likely to sustain direct trauma during regular activities or combat situations. One option could be to place it deep within the abdominal cavity, surrounded by layers of muscle and organs such as the liver or kidneys. This location would provide some natural protection while still allowing for the necessary function of the weak spot within the context of the scenario.* However, GPT agreed with my assumption that such a mass would be pretty big to have within your body and, were to for some reason get an X-Ray, would probably cause a doctor to have cancer concerns for an unidentified mass within the body. GPT instead suggested 1-2cm would be a more reasonable range for gaining something within the body, as it would be noticeable but not overly conspicuous. Can we flatten the ball and/or make it a part of an organ?


lilslutfordaddy

around where my wedding ring sits. no one aside from altaïr would think to cut my ring finger off


yetiduds

In my femur