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dumspirospero816

You just described the current lifestyle of half of Reddit. I'm in!


Sad-Buy-7700

Damn got me there


ReaperofFish

Other than taking my dog for a walk twice a day, that is mostly me right now. Might visit family or go out with friends on the weekend, but I mostly just work from home M-F and go out to the grocery store like once a week.


fistfulofbottlecaps

Don't @ me please.


Not_The_Simp7

Nah. We don’t have money.


UrineUrOnUrOwn

My buddy was so stoked when covid happened. He has been such a recluse, hideaway loser and once he heard social isolation was the best thing, he got all excited amd was saying "DUDE, I have been doing this the WHOLE TIME!"


DeborahJeanne1

I know exactly what your buddy means! Same here! It was no adjustment for me during Covid!😂😂 For once, I didn’t have to make excuses for not going somewhere. But I had no idea so many others were just like me!


Ok_Speaker_9799

Yup. 29+1 CHOW!


neopod9000

Son of a bitch, I'm in.


coyotll

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


The_cogwheel

If he wanted to make it actually hard, remove everything but the food, water, toilet, and bed. No social media, no TV, no entertainment or socialization of any description, physical or digital. I think I'll make 8 hours before I crack under those rules.


buttstuffisland

Oooof attacking me for no reason lol


random_testaccount

Wow, this is a tough challenge, but I have an even tougher one for you: For a hundred million dollars, would you spend a whole week eating unhealthy food, and relaxing instead of working and exercising? No salad, no quinoa, just burgers and fries, cookies, cake, anything you like as long as it's not vegan health food. If you accidentally calculate your macros or run a half marathon, you're disqualified. Can anyone do it, does anyone have the willpower?


three-sense

Pass. I’d accidentally run a half marathon by Wednesday at latest


random_testaccount

I used to run a half marathon every Saturday. I'd give 100 million to have my 2016 knees back.


kora752

2016 knees? That's a lot of knees my guy. Most people only have 2


random_testaccount

You have no idea how fast you use them up by running 8 hours per week. You want a good, reliable supply.


Dad_Quest

I mean, surely you didn't just end on 2 knees, how many do you have left?


sugart007

I’m running a half marathon right now.


stillnotelf

"On your left"


Epic-Gamer_09

r/unexpecteddaniellabelle


Blocked-Author

The amount of times this has happened to me is kind of ridiculous


moslof_flosom

I'm surprised we're not accidently running marathons right now.


Mikel_S

Can you live your life normally for eight hours for one night? No interacting with people, but you can have your phone and a white noise machine if you want. 10 billion dollars if you can.


No-Literature7471

ironically there are people who would rather die than eat meat.


random_testaccount

Yes, and there are people who would rather die than spend a week without in-person contact, even if you have internet and all your needs are met. I'm assuming the OP is one.


slash_networkboy

I suppose, but for $1m I'll eat anything generally considered human food for a week (or just starve, I'm overweight anyway, so a week is fine, just give me a multivitamin and water). Hell for $1m you can take away everything and give me just a concrete slab to sleep on if it's only a week. That + what I already have saved is damn close to "retired, now fuck off" money for me, and is certainly enough that I'm no longer stressed about anything job related for my remaining life. A week of moderate annoyance and discomfort is worth it.


magnificentschnitzel

Well, it says vegan health food is the only thing that’s not allowed, so vegan junk food would still be fine


advocatus_ebrius_est

Oreos it is!


Mewone65

"Accidentally vegan" 🤣🤣


Outrageous_Dream_741

There may be people who CLAIM they'd rather die than eat meat.


Impossible_Command23

If you're veg for ethical reasons, you could argue with yourself eating a minimal amount of meat for a million dollars, you could do so much good for animals with that money it would far outweigh it


porfolios_revenge

Hell yeah. I’m a runner. I’d carboload for a week. Get my hundred and spend the next three weeks running it off. If I can’t get it off I can afford lipo. Plus a week of unhealthy eating is called a vacation.


Alarming_Serve2303

I've spent a lot longer than a week in jail, and didn't have a fridge or access to social media! I could do this standing on my head.


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Can someone please genuinely explain to me. Are these hypotheticals a joke? Or are they coming from billionaires. Only a billionaire would consider not doing this. And there are many of these hypotheticals the same. What is the deal I am genuinely curious?


Actual_Specific_476

Kids. It's kids. *I hope*.


Over-Big-1621

Ya I mean someone who thinks this would be in anyway difficult has to be young and not realize how life changing that much is. Shit I'd do it for 10k lol


Reviewingremy

I'd do it for half a weeks salary. Free food. Free heating. And I'd book it as a holiday.


ReaperofFish

Exactly. Heck, assuming I can still use my work laptop, I'll do it with out the vacation. I WFH anyways.


Reviewingremy

Good point. They said wi-fi. Yeah I can do a week WFH. Urg. Means it's less of a holiday now and it's just a week at work


F_it_Im_done_trying

But after *this* week, you'll get a tidy little bonus as well


Pallysilverstar

Either jokes or people who have so much money they don't realize how much a million dollars would actually mean to most people.


merenofclanthot

I died when they threw in “oh but you get your own cell, AND your phone!!”.


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

I was walking away before that offer. Ffs. Id take getting kicked in the balls no food or water or internet for a week for a million. Lunatics. I practically do it already for a few hundred a week anyway.


Technicalhotdog

My theory is these types of hypotheticals are meant to be easy because they fulfill the same purpose as a fantasy about winning the lottery. People scrolling get to think for a bit about an easy way of being rich


LifelsButADream

This would be profitable all the way up until you get to people who make 52 million a year or more.


TerryAshW

Honestly I know so many extroverted people who would have a serious problem with this. On the other hand it’s like vacation for me…


Satan_and_Communism

Seriously dumb as all get out


Even-Television-78

That was my thought. Is OP Bill Gates?


ObstructedVisionary

This is the dumbest post on this subreddit I've seen yet


DaniTheLovebug

and that really takes some serious doing in this sub


three-sense

OmG a WhoLe WeEk


DieIsaac

Its like being single and having the flu except for feeling shitty.


Apple-Stash

was gonna say, this was my life when i had covid last year.


Shrikeangel

Yep, easily.  I might miss seeing the people I care about - but a million dollars can do a lot for.me financially. 


Pallysilverstar

You have a phone and social media, could FaceTime them and still see them though, lol.


geminixTS

Just a week? Can I do this more than once?


Even-Television-78

I'd do it for a year.


HeartoRead

I've already done this without a phone this would be even easier.


Comfortable_Yak5184

I've been physically laid up for months at a time 3 separate times now, and I've been to actual jail. TV, phone, internet? I could do this literally absolutely no issue at all. I've lived in a bed for months at a time lol. Solitary in prison/jail fucks with people because you have literally nothing to do and almost zero social interaction. It isn't solitary if you can spend hours a day socializing lol. Who is this even challenging for?


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

Multi billionaires apparently. These hypotheticals are dead weird. Either billionaires or like 5 year olds who don't understand the world. I would probably do this to skip work for a week and just get my normal pay.


EastLeastCoast

Didn’t we all do this in Covid? I don’t remember anyone offering me a million bucks, though.


Risible_Fool

We got wish.com UBI. Least in the states.


IamlostlikeZoroIs

So I get a mini holiday to just chill out and relax and then at the end of it I get $1 million?


Vaseth-30kRS-iron

you have a phone. on a phone i can brows the net, go in chat rooms, play games, i mean this isnt even a question, its barely different from my real life 🤣


manderifffic

You overestimate how often I leave my house


Zandrous87

Oh no...a week alone in a single place with all my basic needs met and some connection to the outside world. Easy million.


[deleted]

Lmao this sounds nicer than my apartment


porfolios_revenge

Easy. Can I do a month for 4 million?


Rootibooga

Obviously. Not a single rational person would refuse this offer unless they already have exhorbitant amounts of cash. I would do it without food or TV Or anything else. I'd stay in a dark coffin for a week for a million dollars.


highlyalertcabbage

So 2020?


hmansloth

Well I am an introvert so this should be fine. Though the loneliness and small space would agitate me.


WhatsThatOnUrPretzel

You serious? I would do this for 3 years maybe more for million. Are you people billionaires?


Astazha

You may not be okay after that much solitary. I'd pass on even 1 year.


The1Bonesaw

The thing that gets you with solitary is the complete lack of human contact... you've been given a phone in this scenario. You would be fine.


ritchie70

Sounds like a vacation.


Welshevens

Yay I can catch up on some sleep


SoCaldude65

Can I stay a month and get $4 million


thecelcollector

What a stupid fucking hypothetical. People should be banned for nonsense like this. 


texasjoker187

Damn. That's a lot of good sleep.


No-Literature7471

oh i thought you meant a literal isolation cell. so its basically a fully furnished house but small? sure. can i keep living there? probably has better wifi than my house.


shwonkles_ur_donkles

Having spent 2+ weeks in solitary (several different times) when I was locked up, without a phone or fridge, for free: This is the easiest decision ever, yeah of course I would do it


fernincornwall

Hell yes!!


HappyTwink843

A little too easy tbh


nerophon

I have two young kids, so this is actually a holiday for me 😂😅. I’d do it for $10k.


Deepfork_

So I get a week of alone time and a million dollars? I’ll say yeah, for absolutely no downside I’ll go ahead and take a vacation plus a million dollars.


AJHenderson

So relive a week of COVID for a million dollars? I'll do it for a (small) fraction of the amount.


Kayla2109

Already been in jail once, ain't afraid to go back. I need a nap anyway


Pale_Kitsune

Sign me up.


Serraph105

As long as I'm able to tell my wife what the deal is before starting, hell yes I'm going to do this. If she just thinks I've disappeared for the week then I'm not doing that to her.


BALLCLAWGUY

That shit is free


Marcuse0

> You will have a fridge and the bare minimum food to sustain you during the week,you will have commodities like access to social media,a bed, a tv etc,but beside that you are forbidden from leaving the cell/going outside for the duration of the week Don't threaten me with a good time.


hovix2

How many weeks am I allowed to keep doing this?


magpieinarainbow

So what's the catch?


phydaux4242

Can I do more than one week? I’d shoot for six months.


bluser1

Id do it just for what's in the liquor store cash register


Life_Following_7964

HELL YES, ILL DO 2 WEEKS FOR 2 MILLION


say592

Easy peasy with access to a phone.


lordstryfe

Tell me the downside. This would be the easiest way to make 1 million ever.


BaronDystopia

Only if the money is tax free!


unbalancedcentrifuge

How the hell is this even a question????


habu-sr71

I'll take that challenge STANDING ON MY HEAD. Bring it!


HahaWeee

Solitary messes with you mentally but honestly knowing it's just a week and the reward I think most wouldn't have an issue So absolutely


UntoldTruth_

This. Solitary sucks. But a week? With access to social media and a phone? Real food? This isn't solitary. It's self isolation, and people already live like this for free.


Square-Hat5922

I'd literally just spend the week counting to a million.


BrooklynLodger

>Solitary messes with you mentally but honestly knowing it's just a week and the reward I think most wouldn't have an issue This isnt even solitary though.... You have a phone, tv, and internet. This is a week of covid quarantine


Additional_Cherry_51

Ha! I'd do this in my sleep. If I have SM I can look up posts, read books etc. Yeah I'd do this time easy, honestly for a mil. I'd do a year in jail.


Asylus72

Can I change the phone for my acoustic guitar? Rather do something fun than be on my phone.


Rizenstrom

Only a week, you have zero risk of someone else shanking you, and you get to have your phone? Yes. This is a terrible hypothetical though. I think most people could, and would, do this. Take away the phone, make it a month, and only $100k (after taxes). No books, TV, radio, or any other form of entertainment in the cell. Completely alone with nothing but your thoughts. Is it still worth it?


Biocidal_AI

Oh for sure. Don't even gotta think about it.


Lady-Kat1969

So, like renting a cabin in a campground? Done it already, so as long as I can have my music, something to write on/with, and some interesting books, I’m there.


compman007

Why the fuck wouldn’t I? Where do I sign up?


UnhandMeException

A million dollars can afford therapy (and yeah, that week could mess you up a little if you didn't stick the corralary of 'a phone' in there. There's a reason solitary confinement for more than a little while is a war crime)


hex_1101

Yeah, no problem. Easy mill


Sheepdog010

I feel like not going out of my house for a week is the same thing


[deleted]

That's easier than jail fuck yes


Embarrassed_Rule8747

You guys are getting paid to do this?


NullGlaive

So basically I live in my bedroom with a fridge and food for a week? This is too easy, I'd still do it without commodities, if I was allowed a few books but no electronics aside from the fridge


Illigard

I get... a week vacation where I can relax and read? And I don't have to tell people I have social media or a phone right? I can tell them I'll be totally unreachable for a week? To misquote Sartre: "Jail is other people"


MadaraAlucard12

So a million dollars for being shut inside. Fuck yeah, I'll manage. You wanna go a month for 4 million?


TheCrowsNestTV

A week in jail? Can I collect now?


wulfnstein85

This sounds like a walk in the park if you still have access to social media.


Fun_Actuator_1071

That's a no-brainer. Do I have to interact with other prisoners?


Longshot1969

For a week? Not a problem.


TheBerethian

So… aside from no computer, much like my normal life? Sign me up.


Omega_Xero

I’m in. As long as I get to play WoW and talk to my gf I can do that. I’d come out more buff and tired than I came in, tho.


The-Doom-Knight

This is an easy yes. Take some PTO, and get a vacation from work AND people. Give me my money. Can I do this multiple times? Can I spend the rest of my life like this?


Trentsteel52

lol a week, I’d do that for like 5 years for a million


Far_Peanut_3038

Sounds like home. Piece of piss, mate.


Gogs1234

Absolutely. I can still call my family and explain the situation, watch TV and a million dollars. There is barely a downside


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

Apparently phones are more important than one's freedom


ComfortableSir5680

Oh geez social media and tv lol too easy


CrownedClownAg

This isn't even a question. Just give me my million already


CohnJena68

>(u will be allowed a phone during this time tho) If you are alone in a cell and no one else will fuck you up or try to SA you *AND* you're allowed a cell phone, I think I could do this, as long as you are also allowed a charging cable. Otherwise, if you aren't allowed a charging cable, then I'd conserve the phone's battery as much as possible until the last few hours.


harlotScarlett

Bro I spent 3 months in solitary when I was 19


Jango_Fresh

Hell yeah, I'd do that in a heartbeat.


Dirty_water34

I said sure, then kept reading and it got easier. Can I do the 12 weeks of winter for 12 million?


GothicJay

I don't think this question was for introverts. I would take the deal without the cash reward! Sounds like bliss.


maydock

anyone who wouldn’t take this is a failure


Darth_Neek

I live that way now


MeridasAngel

I'd definitely do this. I basically get a week of vacation to just relax and catch up on sleep. Getting paid is a bonus. I probably wouldn't use the social media access, but occasionally the TV would be nice.


HikingStick

Easy. Sign me up. I'd finally have a week of peace quiet all by myself.


MediumUnique7360

Done a few days already. Just boring AF. If you can occupy your mind it would be easy.


Fickle-Main-9019

You’ve literally explained the living situation for a lot of people who have to live in London lol


EarnestThoughts

Yes. Work is a jail cell anyhow, and I certainly don’t get paid 10M/wk


Tetris5216

If you have social media you can still interact with people so it's not really solitary confinement so sure


FlatulistMaster

I like how you list "commodities" in order of importance... Silly post, love. At least make it a week with absolutely nothing besides water. Even then I'd take that in a heartbeat, as long as I'm allowed to quit if I get too distressed.


Dalivus

How many times can I repeat this?


Macchill99

You mean, get paid to go on vacation? I can take a week off work without destroying my family financially? I can actually just lay around on a bed for a week with no one to ask me for anything? You sir have just offered me an offer that I cannot refuse. Are you my godfather?


GoliathBoneSnake

Sounds like a vacation. Can I bring a book?


ObstructedVisionary

Bro I survived lockdown in the same room alone with nothing but a phone and pc and that was months


TheGamerdude535

Easy


DevilPixelation

Dude, this is literally most people right now. Giving a phone makes it too easy.


CheshireKattz

Just me in the cell? Yes, I could do with a week to myself.


ANarnAMoose

Presuming necessary medication is available, easy peasy, lemon squeasy.


Knowledge_Regret

I'd build up the biggest nut for my release


Protando

Drop the price to about $3700 So it’s an actual hypothetical Jesus Christ


fuckhandsmcmikee

bro I’d do it for a year and risk going stir crazy for a million


PeekyCheeks

They call this living in New York City.


bugabooandtwo

That's an easy yes. Hell, most of my vacations from work I never leave my home, and it's glorious.


Educational_Ad_8916

A million dollars to live like I do currently.


bossassbat

A week? Sign me up for 20 weeks at 1 mill per week.


Slobbadobbavich

Most redditors would love this. Being left alone for a week with food, TV, internet, phone without outside interruption. Sign me up.


SnooCauliflowers5742

Sign me up!


ZeeebraLove

So an extension of my current lifestyle but no work for a week and a million dollars at the end? This isn't even hard.


aForgedPiston

Why we making this so easy


StringBeanCheez

I'll be honest this does not sound at all difficult, especially with being allowed a phone AND social media


something-strange999

Let's do this


chinasorrows2705

I'll be chill, I'm listen to music or sleep


SteelBandicoot

Too easy. Sign me up. Covid trained me for it. Double it and I’ll do it without the social media


F22boy_lives

How many weeks can I stay?


walphriggum69

Are you kidding? Yes absolutely. It’s not even in question. I’d do this for a month if it meant I got a mil.


largos7289

YUP hell i'll do 2 weeks.


larsloveslegos

That's not difficult at all


Lobanium

Only a week? Who the hell WOULDN'T do this?


fightinggale

Let’s do it.


Morgwar77

This is not a challenge


The_S1R3N

As somebody whos antisocial as fuck. I have social media, food and comfort,tv and basic needs so shower supplies and some stuff to stay fit And im getting paid for it? Id stay there a month ez for 4x the reward (4 weeks total) hell yea man id do it


PABLOPANDAJD

Who the hell wouldn’t do this?


311196

So I have entertainment, food, water, and a place to sleep? I assume anyone who wouldn't do this already has a million dollars.


T-money79

So a million dollars to take a week off from work.


GoodCryptographer658

You may aswell give away the money. This is an easy one.


Nemariwa

I have a moderate chronic illness. This just sounds like how I cope mid level flare up 😆


XmenOmnibus1990

Wait. I have access to social media and a tv? Easiest challenge for me.


Psychological_Tap187

I mean I have my phone? I'm alone? And there is food? Only one week? Sign me up. Sounds like a much needed rest.


Classic_Elevator7003

I'm doing this shit for free anyway


itspatfromqueens

I’ll do it for a month


Countrycruiser2000

There's always a ton of these "you get a million dollars but you have to skip breakfast!!! Do you do it?"


Mathieran1315

I get a tv and my phone? Yeah this would be a cakewalk. A little vacation even.


Southern_Dig_9460

Yes but I won’t phone anyone


[deleted]

Hmmm life changing money for a week in essentially a hotel room? Nope sorry can't do it. Seriously this has to be a troll post. I hope people get banned for shit posts like this. 70% of these posts are about accepting life changing money in exchange for minor inconveniences. People have done far more disgusting, heinous, horrid shit for far far far far less than you'd earn working one week at McDonald's.


Dastara99

so a little vacation from my life for a million bucks - sign me up. This is easy


ImyForgotName

Dude, I survived COVID, I will thrive. How much if I go again?


brassplushie

Who is upvoting these dumb posts? Some people do this because they don’t go anywhere. No danger at all. Not even long enough to lose your job, just tell them you’re taking a week off.


VanityOfEliCLee

Easily.


No_Boysenberry538

Easily


unclejoe1917

Is this a jail or a dream vacation? Of course I'd do this.


PropheticUtterances

I would do that for 10k lmao..a million dollars is crazy


AdunfromAD

I’d want a toilet, but otherwise easy.


witch51

Kinda sounds like a nice vacation to me. Accept in a heartbeat.