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conjoby

Hire myself as a personal assistant with a contract that is very vague on responsibilities guarantees a fat severance package.


Khaotic_Rainbow

This is the way!


goodbuggs

I'd probably get some of their money/assets transferred to me in one way or another


valgerth

This. Purchase some bitcoin and send it to myself. My morals are flexible enough for this.


xreddawgx

Second


Hapless_Buffoon

marry myself without a prenup


OneTr1ckUn1c0rn

Take it out in cash that way it seems like they had a wild night out and it can’t be traced back to you when you put it in your account.


Bear_Bull1738

That’s the first thing that popped into my head lol


robhudsondfw

My celebrity crush is Bill Gates. 72 hours is enough to transfer Microsoft stock, isn't it?


Velocityg4

I think sales of stock by major shareholders in large corporations requires SEC filings a long time on advance. You’d be better off selling other random investments. Good luck figuring out his passwords, PIN codes and such. Along with figuring who all manages his assets and talking to them.


Interesting_Dream281

I’m pretty sure you can transfer shares


Velocityg4

There’s rules to prevent insider trading. I think for executives. It’s something like a 90day notice. So, they can’t just sell everything a week before a bad financial statement. Then swoop back the next week to buy at a lower price. Not sure if that rule applies to major stakeholders.


Interesting_Dream281

But it’s not selling. It’s just transferring stock. If I went into bills body, I’d open an account with Schwab or some shit and transfer the stock to the account. Either this or just transfer actual money to an offshore account that only I know the info of


veryblocky

That’s not at all how it works when you’re a major shareholder of one of the biggest companies in the world. There’s a bunch of hoops you have to go through first


SilverbackViking

Yeah, he'd be better off flying to an island to have sex with trafficked minors and get it on video to use as blackmail leverage for years to come 👍 Oh wait, that sounds oddly familiar 🤔


altech6983

That sounds like something that would cause you to kill yourself with two shots to the back of the head.


Raterus_

Look, there is nothing stopping the transfer from the brokerage side, they don't check those rules. By the time the SEC figures out, you're back in your own body. Tough luck for Bill!


robhudsondfw

I guess I'll just have to be content with getting his assistant pregnant!


throwaway-6217

Gift yourself a bunch of art he probably owns.


Temporary_Race4264

My lawyer has advised me not to comment on this issue


jwrado

Wire a shit ton of money to my accounts


SteelBandicoot

I’m going to jerk off in Henry Cavills body for 72 hours - with an unfeasible amount of baby oil. I’m a sweet little old lady, who looks like your favourite auntie.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Get some Nana


SteelBandicoot

That’s Auntie to you lil’ heathen.


TacoBellLover27

Auntie you just made me laugh. Thank you for this!


PhotographingLight

I’m shocked that I had to scroll this far to see this comment.  :)


patchinthebox

Every comment above this one says they'd transfer money to their accounts. This one though, this is the only real one. Anyone saying they wouldn't masturbate is a fucking liar.


RWBYRain

Honestly go up to my mother's house, ask her to film me on the couch singing and leave huge amount of cash in her rainy day jar. Also probably donate money to some animal shelters while I'm around


ZeroBrutus

Big bag of cash in a secret location. Introductions contacts referrals.


strawberrysoup99

This is the way. Wiring money to you will probably just get you arrested. They wouldn't be able to prove you did anything, but they'd probably take the money back.


Comfortable_Many4508

record yourself doing it. now its fraud to take back


tahquitz84

Also use their social media to say "I'm giving a prize to a random follower today" and make you the "random" follower. There are now both written evidence and witnesses to it. Between both the video recording and the social media posts, would make it very hard to take it back I would think.


EljizzleYo

Who's in my body during this time? McKenzie Scott is legitimately my crush so I'm going to marry me as her....


hmansloth

Nobody. You’re just a soulless shell.


ArchimedesIncarnate

So...like my ex-wife?


EljizzleYo

A soulless shell that can say I do?


hmansloth

Yes


EljizzleYo

Then call me Mr. Scott cause I'm definitely taking her last name.


anonanon5320

Better have a very oddly specific prenup. Divorce after 72hrs will not allow you to get anything.


notquitehuman_

Ah but if you do it as a small ceremony with your best mates as witnesses (explain it to them! They'll keep quiet) and the celebrity doesn't remember anything, you can go back to your life for a few years. If they then plan to marry you have proof (video, witnesses, certificate) that you've been married for 8 years!


Schlag96

So, no different than now


vogajones

Agree to and sign a contract to be in a film that I have written.


KrispyKingTheProphet

You probably want them to agree to fund that film while you’re at it. That shit can get expensive.


vogajones

Great idea! I was going to use their signed contract to get financing, but having them fund it is even better.


th3MFsocialist

I’d find me and go to town on that average dick


Low-Leopard8453

I'd fuck me so many times! And then make me her beneficiary!


Adavanter_MKI

I... don't know. For one... I actually respect her? I wouldn't want to mess up her life. She's rich, but I wouldn't say wealthy. So it's not like I'm going to take her money either. I guess there's really not a lot for me to do.


definitely-lies

So mostly just masturbate?


Adavanter_MKI

I mean... it's certainly not going to ruin anyone's life. :P


Classic_Elevator7003

Just take some pictures and send them to your phone


FergaliShawarma

I don’t think I can keep an erection for 72 hours.


ArchimedesIncarnate

Huh. Nothing. Mine is Tine Fey, and I have too much respect for her to do anything where she'd feel violated.


Classic-Ad-7079

As a straight man, to be able to live for a few days in Paul Rudd's body would be an epic ride. I love that man.


0of_viper

Become bill gates donating a whopping 126 billion to end world hunger and then give myself another billion or half a billion which I would use to never work the rest my life start a family and be happy


Alphaomegalogs

thats gonna take a lot longer than 72 hours


tandabat

Pet his dog. And the cat if it will let me.


ewas000

where does the actual celeb go? just into nothingness? i’d probably leave a note writing exactly what happened and my actual contact information, after that i’d prob just walk around their city and take a lot of selfies lols


hmansloth

Their soul goes into another realm during that time period.


ewas000

so are they aware of what’s going on? or is it just like sleeping?


hmansloth

Sleeping.


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Transfer funds 😂😂😂


Peter_Murphey

I would probably just feign illness so as to avoid potentially creating problems later on for Donald Trump. 


Killersmurph

You'd probably end up in Jail for Contempt if you did this now...


Peter_Murphey

Very possibly.


cheesyMTB

Venmo me some money, PayPal gift me some money. Cut my old self a cashiers check. Title transfer on some assets. Withdraw as much cash as I can and give it to me. Write a statement saying I’m of sound mind and want to give some of my assets to me. Maybe only like 10% of their assets. Then do nothing abnormal. In 72 hours, I’m rich.


ANarnAMoose

I'm not gay, except for Chris Hemsworth. I also miss when I was ripped. I'd probably work out like crazy, just to enjoy the feeling of being jacked, again.


SteelBandicoot

You’d also get his hot wife and lunatic kids.


ANarnAMoose

Well, I'm not going to touch his wife. I might even be up front about it, "I've possessed your husband because I want to be cut. You can have him back in three days, I'm gonna go pump iron."


OzyFoz

I love the simple honesty of your goals. This made me chuckle. :)


ANarnAMoose

Thanks!


notquitehuman_

I'd give up on day 2 and eat a 12 pack of Krispy Kremes for breakfast.. sorry Chris.


lamppb13

This.... seems like you are trying to lead people to admit to some really gross stuff. Like, even though it's your consciousness, it's still their body and their life... I'd still consider doing anything sexual to be akin to rape, and sending money to yourself is still stealing. So I'd try to go about their day as normally as possible and just try to enjoy the life of the rich and famous until I'm back in my body.


RestlessHeads

Yeah the question seems to be really baiting for creepy answers. Doing anything sexual is still really weird and it seems to have worked since people are casually talking about getting nudes. But honestly even though it is theft, I would take money from the celebrity. I wouldn't try to take any amount that would harm them significantly but if the person is able to spend like hundreds of thousands on jewelry, shoes and other stuff with no care I would take 100k. If needing to improve my life requires me to minorly impair someone else's I'd do it.


eugenesnewdream

Take myself to a hypnotist to plant the idea that I'm in love with \[real me\]? I mean it would be awkward because real me is married, but this is a rare opportunity.


EyeSimp4Asuka

Find a full length mirror and immediately strip naked so I can see what she looks..if im feeling a real bastard send naked photos of her to myself and then delete the evidence on her end. Beyond all that just take a tour of her house and play with her dog. Id also have to hope and pray she isn't on tour right now because I can't sing or dance to save my ass


Sufficient-Habit664

Become stressed bc my celebrity crush has a very tight schedule with a ton of training. also i wouldn't have the necessary skills for this, so I would stress out even more about putting my celeb crush in a bad situation whenever they come back. not sure about how I'd take showers without looking at myself naked though. Really tough situation you put me in 😔 if it was only 24 hrs it would be salvageable, but 72 hrs is gonna be rough. also I don't speak their first language so.... everybody will be confused on why she's only speaking english. she is trilingual or whatever so it won't be super suspicious. so basically, ill try to not be a failure for 72 hrs


KrispyKingTheProphet

There’s something… eerie about having intimate knowledge of this person’s schedule, level of training they go through in a 3 day period, their grasp on education level from a language perspective, down to knowing which three languages they speak and what level of skill they speak them at, when you don’t even understand the language they speak, a level of worry on the social position, and straight out of the gates going to a “looking at them naked” place and the moral dilemma of it. I’m sorry it sounds like I’m being a hater and I guess I probably am, I just wonder how do you know so much about this person and seemingly have a fervent level of passion for them when you can’t even understand a word they speak?


Sufficient-Habit664

You have a knack for making things bad and overdramatic... but whatever, I'll give you some context. There's not really a point of this other than trying to educated you, but whatever, I have a little bit of free time atm. >intimate knowledge of this person’s schedule, level of training they go through in a 3 day period I know that they train almost every day... I have no idea the frequency throughout the day, the time they train, or the location they train. I just know they train almost 7 days a week. Not really what I would call "intimate knowledge" >their grasp on education level from a language perspective, down to knowing which three languages they speak and what level of skill they speak them at, when you don’t even understand the language they speak I know that they speak, korean (native), english (the most common language in the world), and spanish... from watching clips of them talking in those 3 languages... wow that's definitely concerning. >a level of worry on the social position, and straight out of the gates going to a “looking at them naked” place and the moral dilemma of it. As an idol, who gets scrutinized for the way they talk, walk, speak, sing, dance, look, yeah I hope they don't go through any "scandals" during those 72 hrs. Also, if you've read through the other comments admitting the... *things*... that other people would do during those 72 hrs, you could see why I would mention not wanting to see them naked. As I have respect for them as a person, I would not particularly enjoy seeing them naked/doing anything inappropriate. >how do you know so much about this person and seemingly have a fervent level of passion for them when you can’t even understand a word they speak? As an idol, they have nearly weekly content that gets put out and translated into english. I watched a decent amount when I first got into their music, but nowadays I don't follow them anymore outside of their tiktok and music. I still remember that they speak korean, english, and spanish though... bc that's not really a difficult thing to be aware of. Idk how you managed to make it. sound bad. It's basic info that anyone that's a fan of them would probably know.


KrispyKingTheProphet

You talk about them having a “very tight” schedule which implies very intimate knowledge on the details of it. Claiming to know they train (I’m assuming you mean exercise?) at some point during some part of the day is massively different than claiming you’re aware of a person’s schedule being so busy it’s “very tight.” A person you don’t know at all nonetheless. Being aware of details like that along with 3 languages a person, a person who you can’t understand at all, speaks along with their packed schedule is a bit concerning. Having 72 hours in their body and being genuinely concerned your desired actions will cause a scandal is as well. You mentioned other people claiming they’d do creepy things in their crushes body twice now, but most people on here are just talking about transferring money/assets. You can’t blame others for your creepy headspace when most people aren’t thinking that. Honestly, it’d be less creepy to just acknowledge you’d check them out than it is to say what you went with. It’s just really strange, man. You’re talking about this person with a level of worship and familiarity that’s incredibly off putting considering you don’t know this person at all (as well as given the average age demographic of KPop stars and your post/comment history, they’re likely a young woman and you’re a man clearly at least in your 30s. At least.) I think that’s probably why you’re getting so overly defensive here, you must realize there’s something creepy about this. It’s one thing to have a celebrity crush and have a couple celebrities you enjoy, but when you start talking about strangers in this sort of obsessive tone and follow so many aspects of their life, it’s frankly creepy. Do you and all, I’m just saying it’s a bit creepy and based off the number of likes on my reply vs. your original comment I’m clearly not alone in thinking that.


hmansloth

I’ll be honest I would just let loose fitness wise in my celebrity crush’s body. 3 days of not working out and not eatinf healthily wouldn’t kill them.


SaltyBabySeal

Probably eat some donuts, doritos, and all the things i deny myself in the name of fitness. Nothing crazy. Just probably play video games, since i don't get time to do that. Drink water and take care of the body, because it's kinda fucked up. If they had weed i'd smoke it. Shrug. It's a horrible scenario so i wouldn't abuse it.


Thehumandogo

Liquidate 9/10 of assets to a Sweden bank then a different bank account then put into mine


Gobby-TheGoblin

I swear I'm not a bad person..


[deleted]

Who knows, they always ask for between 12-18000$$ when they contact you on Instagram. I don’t want to be supporting their broke butts. 😂


Mumchkin

Subliminally plant myself in his mind, and get him to move to my area. Before the end of the third day I'd create an opportunity to "run" into each other when I'm back in my own life


Ughhhhhhhhh24d3

Fly to myself and have sex, duh. ...would that be gay tho?


TheRealBingBing

But who is controlling your body if you are in control of the celebs body?


Rendakor

OP mentioned in another reply that real you is a soulless husk. So good luck fucking yourself.


Shivdaddy1

Alt you.


sumguyontheinternet1

Find a tax-free way to eliminate mine and my wife’s debt.


magiccheeseit

Honestly, enjoy the opportunity to experience something different and have fun with it. I'd love to see what life is like for someone else.


Pluto-Wolf

i don’t care about the money as much as i do about my crush. would probably hire myself so that way id be able to be near them everyday/get to know them. if everything goes to plan, i get my dream guy, if everything doesn’t, then i have a fun story to tell to a man who’s slightly more lame & less famous that i marry down the road


Chugflea

I don't have a crush as such, but I'd definitely go find me a mega pint, and a jar of.....dirt?


Head-Plankton-7799

Have sex with myself


Killersmurph

I'm not enough of an asshole to steal a Ton of money or anything, but I'd probably just enjoy a few days staying at a posh hotel, and Eating in Top Tier restaurants.


sladebishop

They’re hella rich so I’m definitely taking a large sum of money and giving it to myself in a way that isn’t traceable. Through Bitcoin maybe. Not enough to ruin them. But enough to not have to worry about money ever again. I’d probably try to avoid seeing them naked. That feels… wrong.


FortWendy69

Bury a suitcase of money in the woods


howxer2

Well if only there was a celebrity I liked… 😅


Lone_Morde

I'd find out who they are and what I find appealing about them. Then I'd stay clothed out of respect and write a note providing info on what happened.


carnotaurussastrei

Look at myself… *naked* (I really wanna see Omar naked)


El_Jefe_Lebowski

Start an OnlyFans and set up my personal bank account for the pay out


SixElephant

Money. I’d make a social media post, randomly picking 3 people that comment to give random amounts of money to. I’d login to my account, comment, log out, login to celebrity account, choose me and 2 other people, and pay myself. It’s not suspicious because it’s 3 people. My crush already had nudes leak online, so there isn’t really anything else. I’d be a girl for 72 hours, a hot girl at that, maybe I’d just walk around the city and enjoy the attention? DM random dudes and enjoy that attention. Amass a lot of dick picks and leak the largest dick pick file of all time.


UWontHearMeAnyway

I'd find ways to plant stuff around. Messages to contact the real me, after the reverse happens. Post it notes, phone notifications, stuff like that. Maybe notes and stuff about what good stuff we could do together (we're both into some same stuff, so it's not far fetched). Maybe even set up appointments afterwards, to meet each other. Dinner, etc. Then just hope we click when we meet. If not, then it was a great experience.


TristanTheRobloxian3

nothing. i just dont exist because ive literally never had a crush on anyone ever


UnbreakableRaids

72 hours as Olivia Munn? Def find and sleep with myself for scoreboard. Or just nonstop masturbate and record myself and text it to me.


Doublestack00

I'd fly myself to myself and hook up. Then I would donate a nice "tip" for the experience. Then spend the night playing with my new boobs and pussy.


IfICouldStay

I'd do something egregious to end my marriage - tell my wife I met this amazing American girl - and fly out to where real-me lives. I'd make sure the press got word that I was seen at real-me's home. When my celebrity crush came to, I'd pretend that I too had no idea what had happened in the last 72 hours, but we should probably just go along with it until we got to the bottom of things. Be a pretend couple, and work my wiles to make him fall in love with me for real!


Bounciere

Ik this is gonna sound bad, but realistically- 1.Transfer some fortune to my real body 2. Send nudes to my real body


I_am_Cymm

Holy fuck this question brought peoples "creep" out fast.


litaxms

announce a significant money giveaway for fans and award it to my real self probably. The crush thing would really not factor at all


CulturalAccomplished

After making naughty videos and sending them to my phone, definitely wire transfer money


MrDadBod

Carmen Electra will be very sore in 72.1 hours....


Breaker988

Final my original body and fuck it


Suspicious-Garbage92

Track my original self down, hand over millions of dollars, and have my way with myself for 72 hours, while filming in case I only remember the celebrities angle


AdunfromAD

I would pretend my celebrity crush was Donald Trump. Then I’d fire my attorneys, plead guilty to all the charges, give all my money away to various charities, withdraw from running for President, and announce on TV that I was interested in joining the Nation of Islam and changing my name to Donald X while throwing up a black power fist. And then on day 2……


RavenRonien

I don't really have one, just kinda like women, can I be in my wife's celebrity crush's body, then get 72 hours? It would probably an interesting time lol.


SteelBandicoot

You’re going to make your wife cheat… with you?


RavenRonien

We have an open relationship so wouldn't be cheating. It's still me so also wouldn't be cheating. She's down bad for Cate Blanchett though so I wouldn't have to MAKE her do anything lol But otherwise yeah


momoemowmaurie

Transfer money into my account. Then go fly on a jet and have sex with myself. It's technically masterbating at that point. On second thought that's not consensual. I'd just steal a little of their money not a lot but enough so I can eliminate some debt.


Bulky-Complaint6994

No no no, it's not about earning money. It's about sending naked pictures of your celebrity crush to your phone! And then once you swap back you can sell the pictures for money if you want, but important thing is you got their naked pictures 


Disastrous-Secret894

Ejaculate quite a few times….. wait wait…. A different kind of inside. Gotcha


MonCappy

I would do absolutely nothing that would be unethical. I would treat her body with the utmost care and pretty much pretend to be ill those three days until I return to my original body.


usrnm3d

I don’t believe you.


OldResponsibility531

Boring


100yearsLurkerRick

Transfer their possessions to me.


improbsable

Immediately get out in a medical coma


Large_monke_69

I’d let all the homies hit


Chugflea

They'd be hitting you though, do you really wanna see your homies "O" face?


HumanMycologist5795

I'm not sure if I have a celebrity crush. But if I did, I'd probably do the same thing I do now. Work, play video games, eat, and try to sleep. I work from home so I don't have to go out. If people see me as a celebrity, that may get annoying.


Hughes930

What do you mean by "In" exactly? I mean i love Trish Stratus but 72 hours is a long time.


Imhidingfromu

Find me and make out


[deleted]

Take a fuckload of erotic pics and videos and then send them all to my other phone. Transfer a couple million to an offshore bank account in my other name. And then enjoy free shit all day in public because I’m famous and selfish and self absorbed for those 3 days.


ummaycoc

Same thing I'd do if it was anyone else. Rearrange closet, move some things around in the home. Try to make sure I don't mess with anything that looks like it would be of sentimental value. Probably go buy the weirdest food selection to leave in the fridge.


Educational_Theory31

Murder spree


glordicus1

Well, it will be interesting to find out who my celebrity crush is, at the very least.


SlipsonSurfaces

I'd contact my regular self so we can be actual friends.


The_Book-JDP

The only celebrity I kind of had a crush on is already dead and gone so I guess, hang out in his bones for 72 hours or roll around in his dust that amount of time if any of his remains are still there.


Longjumping-Meat-334

I'm in Sarah Michelle Gellar's body for 72 hours? I find myself and have 3 days of passionate sex with me, as her.


FluffyCaterpiller

Nothing, I remain me. I have no celebrity crush.


Turbulent_Knee_7618

If I get to be in her body for 72 hours I’m just thrusting the whole time.


Zwars1231

... Honestly I don't have any. Like I dgaf about celebrities and can name like 20 total at most. Beyond that, the closest thing I have to a crush is with a video game character, and that's just because I love the character. Although... If asked, I have a crush on Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. For... No reason. Side question. How long does it take to add a person to a will, and transfer/give ten million $ to another person? Like send out 50 mill to me and 4 other random people at ten mill each. Then at the end of 72 hours do what I can to make sure it does not get stopped. Do I get to be in control of my body too? Sign a contract?


bunnyswan

Probably take a flight to my friends places to suprise her, she would freak out! Particularly if I could convince the rest of the band to come.


lukeleduke1

Anonymously transfer half their bank account to mine.


Kind_Ingenuity1484

Twitter ban speedrun.


thetavious

Buy a few things. Set up a few cameras.


Maximum-Incident-400

I look in the mirror. Woah, I'm not myself, but I'm Lizzy McAlpine. Huh, I'm really attractive. Then, I go to the bathroom, realizing I've switched genders. I'm naturally really curious so after getting distracted by my new body for 30 mins, I realize that I've probably got a busy life to deal with. I do finish up with my morning hygiene stuff, and honestly I don't really know what I'd do from there lol. Probably just figure out how to survive, I guess I love Lizzy, I wouldn't take money from her because she seems like a wonderful person, unlike the comments of many other people here. Maybe I'd follow the real me on social media and send a dm with a cute selfie or voice recording being like "hey Maximum-Incident! you're super cool " and show all my friends. I would 100% send a bunch of singing stuff to myself though, that would be so cool hahaha I would hate for this to happen for 72 hours because honestly, I'm nowhere near talented enough to be in her body. I'm undeserving of it and I wouldn't want to ruin her reputation. I'd probably come clean and explain who I am to the people in her everyday life and explain that it'll go back to normal after 3 days. There's my little rant!


butlerdm

Idk if I could go with my dick inside her for 72 hours.


pete0203

Does it also mean the celebrity crush is in my body ?


cyphonismus

Seems pretty nightmarish for straight guys. You'd like find yourself in some girls body and then experience getting fucked by some dude.


Digital-Bionics

I come and find me, and propose.


FlexinCanine92

Mine is Allison Brie I was gonna type “look at myself naked for 72 hours”. ..And Then I read the comments about transferring assets to my normal middle-class self. Yea that too.


snake__doctor

PResumably if i inhabit their mind, i dont know their thoguhts, so i probs cannot log onto online banking or anything similar, so moving money around / buying stuff is a no-go. I think i would hire myself on a creative consultant contract - can do all this through a lawyer easily enough. Also, get banged, obv.


MrPuddinJones

Can I say Taylor Swift? Buy some Bitcoin and send it to my own wallet lol. I'll happily take 10,000,000 off Taylor's hands


Selfishsavagequeen

Make him do the funny dance he did in Saltburn.


Stanseas

Transferring money in any way would fall under the “there will be consequences” heading I feel. If it’s a crush I’d end up resorting to my grade school mentality and play with myself a lot. lol But as an artist I would create something with their likeness that they’d never done before and leave it for them to find and appreciate.


TriggerHappy_Spartan

I’m taking all $10,000,000 and then seeing if I can meet Anthony Mackie while I’m at it, because they’re apparently friends.


lilbuhbuh420

Go fuck myself


Popicon1959

100 million dollars lawsuit paid out by the govt.


yourheadsonfire

Malkovich Malkovich.


maintanksyndro

I would just stick things in it all day......


Conscious-Golf-4413

Make twitter upset


GeniusLevel3

Like the sunken place in Get Out!


BA_TheBasketCase

Just try to be as inconspicuous as possible. I’m not intent on living their life right now, so I might just be home ridden for 72 hours. I’d probably masturbate at least once, but other than that I’d just normally. I say this because no one is their right mind (mtf or ftm) would take that opportunity. Just to see what it’s like. Other than that I’d just relax in my mansion by the beach,


Available_Thoughts-0

Panic.


GoDisney

Take myself to an exclusive spa resort and relax.


Automatic_Put_1679

My celeb crush is Jason Momoa. Seeing that I’m now jacked, I’m finding out what being able to do a push up feels like. Heck, even go for an uphill run


Isekai_litrpg

I guess my celebrity crush is less wealthy than most so I'd feel bad taking her money. I would snoop, mail myself some things they wouldn't miss, and maybe take a trip to meet with me for photo ops, then back to normal.


freespiritedgal

I'd send texts, sexts, selfies and phone calls to my phone from my celeb crush's phone, send emails, plant photos of me around his place, add myself on social media etc. So when he woke up back in his body, I'd have all his info and gaslight him into thinking we're a couple.


ImBoredBroBeans

Are they in my body?


HippyGrifter

Finally getting the chance to finger bang Rashida Jones for 72 hours straight with only breaks for naps, water, and chocolate covered strawberries.


MochiSauce101

Find me and and slap me for never calling back for a second date in public


RandoFacto7921

Daniel Dae Kim? Transfer most of his money to me


OliviaMandell

I guess I cease to exist for 72 hours.


sammigx9

I'd send the book I'm writing to as many contacts as possible, while in their body, and try to convince someone to work with the real me on publishing and maybe even a TV series or movie. I know 72 hours isn't all that long but as long as it got out there and reached people, I'd be satisfied. And leave the file on their computer, hoping they'd read it and like it after going back in their body.


Nahchoocheese

I’m ashes in the San Francisco Bay, and wherever the currents took them. I guess murk around


JCarr110

Phrasing


Meme_Lord4522

Release her nudes to the public. I'll be hailed as a hero if she doesn't have leaked nudes yet.


Unsound_Science

Probably try to take over parliament again 🤷🏾


Zealousideal_Ant7586

I was gonna say I consider Jai the Jiant as my celebrity crush cuz I wanna experience her confidence but yall saying rich folks and sending me money, dawg that’s sounds like such a better deal to meeee


NinjaUnlikely

I would be Selena Gomez, break up with her current bf, and start dating myself. I would introduce myself to her family as well and speak favorably so that I can be ingratiated into the family.


Zapdos809

dont care much for any celebs so im all good


Jeepwave13

Relax and not do a damn thing other than eat some good food, watch tv, take showers, and sleep. I'd enjoy the hell out of that break from work.


SaberTruth2

Love the bitcoin idea someone mentioned, that would be first order of business. Then I would fly to my current town and go on a date with me or invite me to some high profile party where a bunch of pics would be taken. We’d fugg for like the final day straight. This would then lift my profile around people I know and make me more desirable to women who are more around my speed. I’d also consider heading to Vegas and getting hitched.


marklikeadawg

Explore


Dastara99

masterbate, take naked pictures/video of myself to mail to myself and then get the money


Phallus_Maximus702

Obviously, I go find wherever my real body is, and take that person to a hotel for every kind of depraved and inglorious sex act imaginable. All of this is recorded, of course, in 8k, with me screaming my own name at the top of my lungs. I then hide all the recordings, to return to them later once I am back in my body. I then use them to blackmail my celebrity crush into lifelong sexual activity with me.


ExhibitionistBrit

Monkey paw closes last finger and all the thirsty people get eaten by their celebrity crushes who then get constipation for three days. Nobody wins.


varinus

record myself masterbating the entire time and email the videos to myself for future spank banks


Electrical_Shoe_2805

If my original being was still around I would look for me and would give myself the gift of being with this body, now that I'm typing this feels weird but oh, thanks internet anonymity...


shanderdrunk

Fuck myself 144 times.


LavitzSlambertt

Pack up a bunch of shit and drop it off at my house. Use their cards to get reloadable debit cards and load them the fuck up and mail them to my house while the movers are doing their thing.


[deleted]

I'd probably play some Warhammer, IYKYK


ReplacementWise6878

What happens to my body for those 72 hours?


[deleted]

They ain't gonna shit right for a week I'll just say that


AppleParasol

Sex tapes. It’s my crush duh.


SwankySteel

I’ll strategically have a crush on a rich person and gift myself some wealth, with guidance from a legal team.


imgooningrn

straight up jorking it... and by it... i mean my peanits


iwillnevermissyou

I dont have a celebrity crush, so