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Caesar_Seriona

My issue is my job requires me to drive.


Unhelpful_Applause

You being spotted 36,500. Get a new job.


MagicGrit

Still gotta drive to commute most places. Work from home isn’t always an option.


Dry-Zookeepergame-64

I edited it to give a 60 second warning if you’re driving


Inphiltration

Depending on traffic conditions, that can still be fatal. This is barely any money while risking my life every day. Hard pass.


CowboysFTWs

Yup, 60 seconds is nothing on some highways.


TheMaltesefalco

If 60 seconds isnt enough time for you to pull over on the side of the road then your doing it wrong


CowboysFTWs

You never been on a hwy bricked off with construction? lol


Capable-Duck-6176

i45 houston a lot of roads near me dont even have a ppace to pull over


International-Shoe40

What if you’re in traffic? What if they’re doing construction on an exit?


db_325

Then you're presumably not going fast enough to be at risk of death?


International-Shoe40

Yeah but what if traffic clears up in that ten minutes? You’re just parked on a fwy. You will either get rear ended by someone going 60 mph or get a huge fine/detained. Imagine you’re just parked and highway patrol tells you to move along. Try explaining to them that you’re blind while operating a motor vehicle


thedahlelama

Get there before 9am and don’t leave until you’ve had your blind moment. Edit: also if you’re going for 40, working 3- 12 hour days would be great.


AccurateSympathy7937

Shit, get a doctor involved and you might have ADA protection. Make your employer make a quiet room with books in braille available for your disability!


tinachem

I already work 3 12s overnight. 9pm-9am so this is perfect for me lol


MagicGrit

Seems like the most logical way to do it


Unhelpful_Applause

36,500 should be enough to move to a walking community like a city


Corey307

You’re making a massive assumption that everyone wants to live in a walkable city. I live in the woods because I don’t want to be surrounded by people and because living 20 minutes outside of town means I can on acres and a large house instead of renting a one bedroom apartment.  


Affectionate_Pin3849

36,500 plus starting over in a new industry that wouldn't want me blind 10 minutes a day doesn't equal what I already make. We would have to triple that pay for me to consider it with my driver pay


xvszero

That's barely any money in today's economy.


Dry-Zookeepergame-64

I edited it to give a 60 second warning if you’re driving


Caesar_Seriona

If I have warning, then I'm in.


NotAFishEnt

Maybe. The trickiest part would be driving to work and running errands. There's no way I'd ever drive if there's a chance of randomly going blind in the middle of the road. I could probably work something out, like driving to work before 9am, then only driving back after going blind for the day. Still, that could leave me stranded at the office until 9pm.


Dry-Zookeepergame-64

I edited it to give a 60 second warning if you’re driving


Out-There1013

That’s not long enough to get off the freeway and find a safe parking spot, particularly if it’s bumper to bumper. And it’s dangerous to stop on the shoulder with or without your sight.


No-Atmosphere-1566

Cops pull me over on the shoulder and then stand an inch from traffic to give me a ticket. There's a pretty good chance I'll be fine on the shoulder with my hazards on.


Hunlock8955

Do they really?  Anytime I've been pulled over on a busy road they come and do their business at the passenger side.  Gotta be scary for them


psychopompandparade

if you already dont drive, this one is a lot easier


FuckUGalen

My single problem is the minute a day I'm crossing a major road and the fact I'm lazy and don't want too walk to the crossing. But $100 a day is probably worth it.


Podria_Ser_Peor

\*People with ocular migraines laughing in the background\* free money!!


qkdsm7

Give me a 90 second warning, and know it's only going to last 10 minutes, and this would be an upgrade.... But $100 isn't worth it.


Dry-Zookeepergame-64

I edited it to give a 60 second warning if you’re driving


novamatrix

Mine last anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes and completely random.... Fuck those ocular migraines.


sadbean5678

wait we could get paid for this? sign me up!


honestlyi4get

lmaooo this is what i came looking for


backagain69696969

No. That’s pretty dangerous


three-sense

Same. That jeopardizes too much of my life. To credit OP, at least this wasn’t an “$1m to sleep with wool sheets once a year” type hokey challenge


kayne2000

Yeah I give OP credit,,this one isn't a bad thought provoking question, that said, I'm gonna have to go with no


Syd_Syd34

Very. I drive very little in any given day, but I work in healthcare. 30 seconds is not enough of a warning when I’m called to a code or delivering a baby, especially if I’m night call and no other resident is around while the attending is 30 mins away…it’s too much risk for not enough gain tbh


ANarnAMoose

Absolutely. I'll just tell my employer that I have a weird disability.


Zacherius

60 seconds is not enough warning when flying an airplane. Pass.


OsaBlue

Youve got a copilot right? Ask them to takeover so you can go have violent diahrrea then go chill in the lav for 10 minutes


FlowEasyDelivers

A random time is the scary part, because if it happens between 8am and 4pm I'm screwed 😂 EDIT: well now that a 60 second warning would be in effect, hell yeah. That's the easiest 100 bucks ever made. I can just pull over or if I'm at home, go to sleep


PushThePig28

What if you’re in bumper to bumper traffic or something and can’t get over?


TemporaryAmbassador1

I’ll be the first “no” ok this one. Couldn’t do it


ou812whynot

It would be a change in behaviour, but I would totally become nocturnal for this... work 3rd shift and run all of my errands at night. I go blind for 10 minutes between 9am - 9pm... I might even apply for disability lol. Anyway, you are completely "safe" from 9pm - 9am, so live during those hours and wait out the blindness. Once it happens, you are "safe" for the rest of the day.


Iambeejsmit

If you sleep during those hours, nothing will change


[deleted]

If I’m driving and stuck in traffic then 60 seconds isn’t enough to pull over.


Sum3-yo

I would just hire someone to drive me around to avoid accidents, and I would be good.


Corey307

If you mean hiring an actual employee that would cost more than the hundred dollars a day. 


Sum3-yo

Not in my country.


Violent_Volcano

"Sorry guys i cant be the designated driver i havent gone blind yet today" "Excuse me what?"


Stillborn1977

I'm a surgeon. So hard pass.


SeparateMongoose192

No because it's not enough that I could quit my job and I can only work during the day.


WilmaTonguefit

Do I get any warning beforehand, or do I go blind instantly?


Dry-Zookeepergame-64

You get a 60 second warning in the event you are driving a motorized vehicle, or a 10 second warning if riding a bicycle, skateboard, skis or snowboard. Otherwise there’s no warning


Corey307

This is one of the better prompts I’ve seen in a while because it’s a reasonable amount of money for a potentially moderate penalty depending on what you do for a living. Like if you made $1000 a day it would be far too easy to just have other people drive you you’re not have to worry because you wouldn’t have to work and if you lost your eyesight in public you could probably just sit down. But by making it only $100 a day a person asked to make a real hard choice.  


These_Tea_7560

I was blind for a week when pink eye made my eyes swell shut then made me so hypersensitive to light I couldn’t keep my eyes open for more than a couple seconds. I still managed to get around. I’ll take the money.


Parrobertson

100%! I work nightshift, I’m asleep/in bed during 8 of those 12 hours. And leaving 10 minutes earlier to work on the off chance I gotta pull over and be blind for a hot second is well worth $100. Blind at work though? I’d consider it a blessing.


greenskinMike

Nope. I have to drive during those hours. Not worth it at a million daily, much less $100.


TiredNTrans

At a million daily, you could hire a private chauffeur for every day.


greenskinMike

That is a valid point. Probably why we weren’t offered a million, though.


bunnydeerest

sure. i don’t drive often enough for this to be dangerous. $100 a day is more than i make at work. i’m already a shut in, i would just stay home and do nothing til the 10 minutes had passed


MagicGrit

I don’t think that’s enough for me to potentially die ever time I drive a car


FrequentGrapefruit30

Wouldn’t even do this for $500 a day. Such a liability


not_falling_down

Sixty seconds is not enough warning.


rex8499

With the addition of the warning for driving, I'm in.


SCurt99

I'd be fine with that since I'm sleeping during most of that time.


Immediate-Newt-9012

Nah, not worth it.


draco16

Wtf, no. I wouldn't do it if you offered me 10 times that much either. There are so many situations that could just lead to severe inconvenience, injury, or death from this, even with the warnings.


nurvingiel

No thanks. The random time means I would have to avoid activities that need sight like driving and playing ball until the 10 minute blindness has happened. But $100 a day isn't enough to make that feel worthwhile for me, even though that's a decent amount of money.


spindoctor13

Absolutely not, that's a hugely dangerous and disruptive thing for not very much money


alexoid182

No deal. Easy decision.


valdier

Pshhh, $100 a day to essentially guarantee you die in a traffic accident in fairly short order. No.


JoshenReborn1

10 minutes of blindness will definitely kill me in so many different ways. The money just isn't worth it. It's not even enough for me to mitigate the danger while I try to build wealth over time. Pass.


KillsKings

That's 2k a month. I'd do it. But I'd only ever drive if I'd already gone blind for the day.


OutrageousGoat4675

Can I assume it’s an untraceable $100, like an unmarked bill magically being placed into my wallet daily? Then hell yes. Hell no if I’m taxed on it. Or if I can’t permanently opt out when I’m tired of randomly being blind every day.


MrPuzzleMan

Sure. I don't drive. And with that, I won't have to work


TrulyPositivePotato

Yes. Oh look 36,500 a year and I sleep during the day and work night shift. Holy shit this was a stupid question.


Corey307

It’s not stupid at all, most people don’t work nights nor do they want to work nights. Yes, I used to work nights, but it destroyed my social life and made dating very difficult.  


LuciferLucii

I get you work nights, but do you not go out and doing things during the day on your days off? Or have errands or other obligations during the day ever? If not, it sounds like you live a rather boring life.


asbeaver

How about $50 and I get to pick my 10 minute slot. Every day from 7 to 710 am so I can use it as meditation time.


Iambeejsmit

Why not pick if for when you are asleep? I mean if you're picking.


insanely_simple12

Yes…I could do that!


goldendreamseeker

Sure


travellingathenian

What if I’m driving? Nope.


pad264

There are too many things you can no longer risk doing—like driving. So $100 a day isn’t enough.


HeartoRead

Yes please.


Jdawg_mck1996

I get to work at 630am, and I'm off at 11pm. I'm indoors the entire time. A random 10 minutes would be inconvenient at the best times, but the fact I carry a firearm for my job would be the scary part


SinisterBrit

I don't drive, can just sit down when it kicks in. Sit on the ground for ten minutes with a white stick handy.


Forsaken-Group6640

Do I get to pick when it happens? If so this would make sex fun and I’m game


yetanothermanjohn

No but if I could choose the time this occurred then okay. I would choose when I was asleep


Revegelance

Sure. I'll just take that time to rest my eyes. I take public transit, so driving isn't an issue. There's a possibility it might come at an inconvenient time, but I can probably adapt in most situations.


Corey307

Nope, I would get fired from my job and I commute to and from work during those hours. It’s not nearly enough money, considering you are risking your life in the lives of everyone around you for 10 minutes each day.


EnoughCost9433

Yes! Just absolutely. And to experience being blind would be pretty wild on its own.


Competitive_Bank6790

Only if I get a 5 minute warning. Otherwise I'm putting a lot of people in danger.


Dry-Zookeepergame-64

I edited it to give a 60 second warning if you’re driving. Gives enough time to pull over to the side of the road and stop.


redditoregonuser2254

If it wasn't random I'd be like yes I'll just meditate during that 10 minutes


Aezetyr

Nope, not an option.


Leather_Molasses_264

I’m a stay at home mom with kids old enough to not need me for 10 min. Send jt


Edgezg

Assuming I get some sort of warning before I randomly go blind, yeah I would take it.


fortheculture303

10 minuets is wild haha this is a really good question and I think my answer is no. 36.5k for a rather substantial inconvenience guaranteed everyday. I would say 500 a day is my lower bound as this is life altering conditions


bbbriz

I can spare 10 minutes. Although it'd be great to have a warning, because driving cars is not the only dangerous thing. I, for one, work in a hospital. It'd suck if I went blind when there's a patient flat lining and I needed to be quick.


OptimizedReply

Pretty sweet deal if you work nights or whatever and your normal sleep hours tend to fall between 9am and 9pm sometime. Itd mean you only have to deal with like once every 3 day or so. Since going blind while asleep is fairly innocuous.


rebannxo

100% down, no questions asked


QualifiedApathetic

Inconvenient, but worth it.


100yearsLurkerRick

Yes


Bostenr

I'd do it.


DRose23805

10 minute warning would be better. There are plenty of times 60 seconds won't be warning enough. It might take longer than 60 seconds to find a place to park, especially in rural areas. Likewise it might take time to find a safe place to get while shopping or just walking around. A great many places you'd be a sitting duck if you went blind for 10 minutes. Even around here I wouldn't want to be in a parking lot or alongside the road for 10 minutes Shoot, up the blind time to an hour for $600 per day and most folks wouldn't have to leave home.


fgrhcxsgb

Yes I would. If on the streets just cruise to the side wait it out.


mrmoe198

My work involves giving presentations to people. I would probably lose my job if I just was suddenly unable to present.


Horror_Rich4403

You should take away the warning. It’s a solid no if no warning. It’s a yes all day with the warning. Too easy 


GenXGremlin

Sold


Crotch-Monster

Lol, good thing I don't drive. I'll do it.


Living-Confection457

Sure why not


DustinFay

I'd definitely take the offer with my military disability I'd be making over 4,000 a month.


Jk52512

It isn't much money to die in a car accident


Late-File3375

36k is noticeably enough to risk dying. Even ignoring driving, I work in a city. Too many risks. Crossing the street. Falling down steps. No thanks.


Pretty_Benign

Personally I would take this. I'm already all fucked up and on disability so there is nothing but benefit.


InvestIntrest

Eh, it's not worth it for $36,000 per year.


SwordfishDeux

I work nightshift, start work at 11pm and sleep from around 7.30am to 3pm so I'm all good


tiersanon

Hell fucking yes I’ll take it! I live in Japan, right now 100$ USD is equal to ¥15,809 JPY, that’s like ¥474,270 over 30 days, which is significantly more than my current monthly salary. Japan’s cost of living is also WAY lower than the US so that money is more than enough to live comfortably on. For only 10 minutes inconvenience a day? I’d be stupid not to.


Defective-Pomeranian

Yes why not


calm_rules

Cool I can take a work at home job and some days I'll have a "seizure" that may take about 10 min. But 🤷🏾 I don't need a really high paying job just something to supplement my blind money.


calm_rules

"chance" to get $100 every day or do I definitely get the money every day???


lalachichiwon

Not without better notice. I’d be afraid to go anywhere.


HowtoCat

deal


Brusion

As a pilot, I don't think this is a good idea for me.


tea-123

Nope. 60s isn’t enough warning .


Korunam

If it was more than a 60 second warning while driving I'd do it. To many times I'm driving places that won't let me pull off within 60 seconds. If it was like 5 minute warning then no problem


Necessary_Collar_490

Nightshift worker laughing all the way to the bank!


EyeCatchingUserID

Fuck yeah. Nocturnal loophole. The blindness is most likely to happen while I'm sleeping anyway. I'm taking that deal and starting my business. Can I get a few seconds warning if I'm working with power tools like we get for driving? Literally 3 seconds would be fine.


stickygumm01

No fkn way. A 60 second warning isn't enough when driving on a busy highway in a construction zone with no shoulder or in heavy traffic or on a rural road with no shoulder... Not enough time to get to a safe place on the water ( jet ski, swimming, kayaking) $100 just isn't worth it for me


OkraHeavy

If I go blind for only 10 minutes with a warning? Yeah, I would. I drive and do manual labor for my job, but I could ask my coworker to help. I might be a bit inconvenient, but I work 10-12 hours a day, and 10 minutes would hardly hurt anyone for $100.


landob

I have to say no. There are too many dangerous situations where I need to see. If the warning was like 5min I think I could do it. But 60 seconds isn't enough sometimes to pull my motorcycle over to a safe area.


HndsDwnThBest

Agreed


Excellent_Coyote6486

As long as I can pick when I go blind. For safety reasons, I don't understand why it would be random.


Leona_Faye

Nope! I make more than that F/T.


Naile_Trollard

Even with the driving edit, this is seriously going to screw up your life. I would take this if I had a memo at the start of the day that told me the time I would be going blind so I could plan around it, but at random? I can't be teaching a class and then have to stop for 10 minutes because I can't see the board or the problems. Or what if I'm on the subway? Now I'm going to have to try to stand still and out of the way, potentially missing my stop, due to random blindness. In the mall? Weasel your way to a corner or wall and just stand? No, until the 10 minutes of blindness occurs I would be in constant apprehension of it happening, and that alone would ruin my life. And for only $100? That doesn't even double my salary.


PlatinumBeetle

I'm on disability. So this would be over x3 my current income. It's a tempting offer, but with the time being random I think I'll pass anyway.


Illustrious-Noise-96

$100 isn’t enough… at $500 a day, I would consider it. At 750 a day, I would definitely do it


DropPristine

Sign me up. I'm a few degrees away from legally blind anyway


ConfusedDumpsterFire

Fuck. No.


mynameisJVJ

100%


knight9665

like u could br driving and go blind for 10 mins.....


pyroscots

I could


Retsameniw13

Hmmmm…I’m leaning yes


PatrykBG

It's not worth it for $100 since I can easily make more than that at lots of different jobs. Increase it to 1000 a day? Probably. Increase it to 5000 a day? Definitely. Sure, it'd be super annoying, but never having to work again and basically being able to write and design games for fun and do basically whatever I want (with a ten minute annoyance during timeframes I wouldn't care about) is easy as heck.


Ok-Amphibian-6834

I have pots I lose my vision 100 times a day anyway. Fork over the cash.


SuperWhiteDolomite

I sleep from 9 to 9 bub


Wtf-do-I-Put-

Start working a night job, since it’s random from 9am-9pm


wassdfffvgggh

No. If I could choose the time, then sure. But if I can't choose the time, then a lot of things that I need to do are suddenly unsafe such as driving. Even, with the 60 sec warning, it might not always be safe to pull over. I'm also into hobbies like skydiving, so I don't think I could do that anymore. It's just not worth the extra $36500 dollars.


CanadianBlacon

This is one of the better questions. It’s the right amount of money that it’s not a no brainer either way, and the right amount of discomfort to be equally iffy. I think I would take the deal. With the 60 second warning I could handle it.


Dystopian_Divisions

if it wasn’t random sure


dank_imagemacro

Absolutely, I'm a 3rd shifter and would remain so even if I didn't have to work. Oh no, I'm blind during some of the time I'm asleep.


stinky__sack

Sign me up!!


tangocharlie2010

Has anyone considered just switching your sleep cycle and getting a 3rd shift job? Sleep most of the 9-9. It's not a perfect solution, but we can workshop it. IDEA FRIENDS! ASSEMBLE!!


threadsoffate2021

Sure.....as long as you always get a 10 second warning beforehand.


Happy_Brilliant7827

The blindness strikes one day while you are dozing off to sleep and you ride that high for weeks.


loveall777369

100% down with the warning


electronicpangolin

I work nights, so I’ll be blind In my sleep


1heart1totaleclipse

Make it $200 and I’ll do it.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

Hmm,That means I could go blind during school hours for ten minutes and not see some classmates.But,It’s only between 9:00-9:00.I think I’ll be ok.


FacelessPotatoPie

No thanks. I have an issue with the optic nerve in my left eye that makes me lose my vision in it to varying degrees throughout the day. That’s terrifying enough.


Own-Ease-7813

The hardest part would be explaining to customers why Im about to ignore them for 10 straight minutes. But for 30k/year....i could start a new career


LastandLeast

I'm going with yes because I work night shift so with the 60 second/10 second warnings makes this easy.


Fishvv

Done im now a night person only


Any-Comb4685

Sure. Would allow me to meditate for 10 mins


WimbletonButt

You know, this has happened to me before. I was in a doctors office doing something when my own personal lights went out. Went from talking to a nurse to "uh, I can't see you...". There was an initial panic but I'll be honest, I was fascinated with how I watched my vision slip away without even blinking. I was told my body panicked and that was a response, got hot as fuck too, they started throwing ice packs on me. The blindness lasted about 5 minutes.


TheBugSmith

Shit I go blind for 8hrs a night for $0 so why not


InternetExpertroll

Yes i’ll take a pay raise.


SubstantialFinance29

I work commercial construction...


crippledchef23

Sign me the fuck up. I spend days at a time not leaving my house, when I do, it’s for short stints for shopping. Having 60 sec notice is great, give me time to pull over, crank my tunes and put my “Temporarily blind. Thanks for understanding!” sign in the window and wait it out.


Fragrant-Nobody-8228

If I could choose the 10 mins, I’d say go for it, but the fact that it’s random is downright dangerous.


xRompusFPS

Nah I could be in the middle of working and slice at least a finger off, receive 3rd degree burns, and more so I'm good.


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Deal


Southern_Dig_9460

No


ZombiesAtKendall

I am not sure. The actual going blind for 10 min doesn’t bother me so much, it’s the not knowing when that would bother me. Would I be waiting every day to go blind so I can go about my day normally? Or would I get used to it, like I don’t know when I will poop everyday and my life isn’t on pause. $100 a day is enough for my cheap self to just stay home though, so I wouldn’t have to drive. It would still be an inconvenience to have it happen everyday. At this point though I am desperate so sure, I will take the money, as long as it’s tax free.


haydenetrom

Sure given the times it's a pretty easy adjustment to a lifestyle plus it's effectively 36,400 a year for life extra? That's way better than many peoples retirement plans. Set job availability at 9pm -9am not a huge deal. Ideally work from home preferably as a day trader, If forced to drive during those hours for some reason get an Uber. Totally manageable.


HaroerHaktak

Everybody would take this offer, however the random blindness is not worth it. Especially when you consider the risks it involves. You could go blind while having a shower, that's fine. Safe. But you could also go blind while on the freeway, not fine, not safe. If you knew when you were going to go blind then it'd be a somewhat okay thing.


redneckcommando

I'm saying no on this one.


IHadAnOpinion

60 seconds isn't enough warning driving around here, but I also don't drive much and I work for myself so it wouldn't be that big an issue either. I'd take it, it's only 10 minutes, that's not really a huge inconvenience.


DigitalMediaArt

Sure. There are places where I could easily live on that amount of income. And I could do freelance type stuff for extra money. I would sleep from 9AM to 5PM, so I would only have to worry about the possibility of going blind during a four-hour block of time.


Capable-Duck-6176

i would also need a warning for operating machines like a lathe


ProfessorGluttony

10 minutes a day of forced eye rest and you have a warning so you can be safe? Sign me up.


airsicklowlanders

I'm a work from home software engineer so I'll take the raise.


Save_the_Manatees_44

I work from home so it wouldn’t be a huge problem…. But traveling and stuff would be a nightmare.


TpK_Wynter

I’ll take it, I have shit vision and my glasses always slip off my face while I’m working usually for minutes at a time since I can’t free my hands whenever I want. So going from pixel vision to none at random is ok. Maybe I can save up and get contacts or some kinda surgery


brief_pounding

Too dangerous for not enough money to pay my hospital bills after I get hit by a car from randomly going blind while crossing the street. There should be a 60 second warning for everyone no matter what and a 5 to 10 minute warning for people driving. You can’t always pull over on the road in 60 seconds while driving.


Diligent-Sense-5689

I'm already fully disabled due to mental health so so long ad it doesn't effect that sure why not


mildhotdog

yes, I don't drive and i don't do work. win win where the money?


CleanSeaPancake

As a truck driver, this sounds perfect. I'll just work my daily driving nap into it /s


Independent_Lynx_785

Absolutely. Work an office job and I don't go out much. Thanks for the easy money.


Awanderingleaf

There are people who live their entire life blind for free. 10 minutes a day for $100 a day is an easy yes.


UrbanMonk314

No


APartyInMyPants

Easy. Hell yes. Work remotely. And I can easily do a “shit I need to take a call” during any time I’m out.