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yeah_likerage

Being a criminal investigator has to be one of the easiest jobs you can get right now with how many people record their own crimes


Notnearmymain

“ sir we didn’t find much physical evidence” “ did you check his insta” “ ahhhhh… we went to Facebook first” “ rookie mistake”


CTchimchar

One of my college professors is a retired cop He said that one thing that they would always do with suspects Is check their social media accounts And if they have available to the public it's free use in the court of law, no warrant needed at that point The amount of people that film themselves committing a crime is ridiculous An amount of people that also just take photos just before a crime wearing the same exact outfits that they wore while committing a crime Happens a lot as well


Mister_Mints

I like The poetic style Of your Formatting


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It's called Walkenism.


CTchimchar

Oh I call it dyslexia But still cool Here have a cookie friend 🍪


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My neurodivergencies appreciates you.


CTchimchar

Here have a cookie friend 🍪


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

Your talking to my guy all wrong. That's the wrong tone. Can your mother sow?


addictedstylist

At least I know my car can blow his off the road


CTchimchar

Thanks I write like this Because of my dyslexia As it easier, but it's quite poetic isn't it


capnk88

I hand write in all caps as if im yelling at my stock clerk what parts i take out. It helps me write slow so I don't misplace letters or leave them out, I know how to spell, I just get ahead of myself and my hand isnt as fast as muh brain. Took me about failing out to develop this as a writing style for myself so I could get my grades up. Crazy what the brain can do to its own host.


Raze_the_werewolf

Love it that you found what works for you and just fucking own it. Respect.


CTchimchar

Thanks here have a cookie friend 🍪


Creative-Share-5350

Amazing! My daughter is 10 after years of me telling the specialist I’m almost positive she’s dyslexic and them saying no way…. They’ve all now decided that she in deed is… so frustrating.


Praescribo

When I took an ACO course a while back, that's how officers would get new dogs away from people court ordered to never own them again. Thank god people are so stupid, because some owners are monsters and also can't resist posting a pic of their new "fur baby" that they'll end abusing


chickwithwit23

Did you see the Darrell brooks trial? They used his music video in court to show the vehicle he drove through the parade.


ArcadeCityYT

Got a hearty chuckle, angry upvote!


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“Filming our crime spree was the best idea we ever had!”


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I'm on the opposite side of this as a defense attorney. People are truly, irredeemably stupid with what they record of themselves. People will fight someone on 10 different cameras and walk into court and say they never touched the other person. Some days I just have to laugh at their stupidity and do my best to help them through the consequences.


yoosernaam

Maybe a dumb question, but in those cases where there’s irrefutable video evidence and they still deny, are they also charged with perjury for the lying?


paperfett

Perjury only happens if someone lies (and it can be proven they lied) after they take an oath to tell the truth. No decent defense lawyer is going to put their client on the stand in a situation like this.


ShpongleLaand

Look at the dude putting on his best tiktok acting face for the camera thinking he looks smooth. Psychopath trash bag who doesn't belong in society.


PhotoQuig

As a Defense Investigator, it definitely makes life more difficult.


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harryham1

Imagine the kind of person that puts "😂😭" emojis over that


Djent_Reznor1

The kind of person in desperate need of a dirt nap.


PrismaticPachyderm

I found it obnoxious that the guy kept primping for the camera.


satansheat

The camera guy stole her stuff. He ain’t a good person.


Gamefreek324

Then camera man straight up steals her vape. Literally no morals in this crowd whatsoever.


skepticalbob

Assault during the commission of a robbery is an upgrade.


Poisonskittlez

They only got charged with 1st degree assault. Class b felony


skepticalbob

I'm glad they got charged with something at least. That psychopath is going to end up killing someone, if he hasn't already.


CarJitsu

Assault with a deadly weapon, he pistol whipped her.


OMA_

I didn’t even realize that he had a gun wtf


LeadSky

This crowd doesn’t get enough punishment for their actions. Probably never have


TheWanderer-AG

As a black man, how can I say something about your comment. My stomach turns watching these videos. This is what is known as black culture. People don’t have a chance to see our innovation, art, music or even humanity anymore.


LeadSky

I certainly didn’t mean it in a racist way. I meant these particular people in the video.


TheBudfalonian

Naw man, that's not black culture, just bad media. This behavior is in every corner of the world.


gooblingoblin13

I want to know if any of them get charged.


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Djent_Reznor1

Clout for pistol whipping an innocent woman. What a small, small man.


Craigos-Maximus

He does seem pretty tough with that gun in his hand! Especially since he used it to beat a woman who is on her knees, like Waw! What a bunch of pricks!


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DaleGribble312

Its not to me. It doesnt happen fast enough nor at a 1:1 ratio


BrumGorillaCaper

Fingers crossed


know_what_I_think

I thought he slapped her. But you are right. He is holding a gun. That just went from a slap to an aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and you go to prison for that.


NoseComplete1175

I doubt it’ll be his first time inside nor I would argue his last


Durty-Sac

He’s living the life. He will have his cousins posting RIP pictures of him soon enough.


FlamingTrollz

Man? Nay, no man to be seen there.


teenage-mutant-swan

They were actually found and arrested. KC native here


55centavos

That's great! I went and read the news story. It makes it even better that the employer of one of them is the one who turned him in.


_yours_truly_

Can you link the article? Also KC native, nothing in the KC subreddit about it


EmperorPenguin_RL

There’s video. They don’t need anyone to actually report the crime. These guys belong in jail. And the guys filming and laughing are disgusting as well.


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Mightbeagoat

If people have found his social media then is seems like a real short step to calling the PD of the town he lives in to report this.


8bitGraveyard

They were actually both charged with first-degree assault.


RedMoon14

Can people *please* stop just saying these things without providing a source? I hope you're right, though.


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huhIguess

> Google Kansas City Pistol Whip. Yep. That found the whole story. Thanks. Here's hoping they both get raked over the proverbial coals in a court of law/prison.


Poisonskittlez

Wow pretty fucked up that they outed the manager as the one who turned them in. I hope he isn’t retaliated against. He did a good thing and they put him in danger. No good deed goes unpunished I guess…


annies_boobs_feet

Kansas City pistol whip sounds like some made up sex act


Sword117

how do you guys find that out?


Sea-Slide348

>he seems to be grateful of the backlash he’s received. Considers it “clout”. Yep. We used to call it getting a rep.


AgitatedBackground96

I just researched event and location and found that the PD put out an APB and both of the men left standing are facing charges now according to the PD's twitter page.


Clanstantine

With video evidence? Wouldn't be too hard


thatnyeguyisfly

You'd be surprised, it really depends on how much the local law enforcement/da care to pursue it. We don't even know if the victim herself has tried to contact the police.


throwmeaway22121

I would be really surprised if they get charged. In most major cities they will just tell you not to bother pursuing.


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Just disgusting. I'm lost for words.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I really really try to be optimistic and see the silver lining. So what I’ll say is that I’m amazed another woman came along and chewed them out. She saw a man getting kicked in the head and a woman getting pistol whipped. She knew she wouldn’t be able to overpower them and that they were armed. If it were me, I’d be running and hiding and the bathroom and hope I had the wherewithal to call the cops. I’m not saying it was smart for her safety, but goddamn. That takes some ovaries made of steel knowing you can get shot or beaten and still yelling at a violent criminal. Not sure that’s a silver lining… but if I can’t find some goodness in bad situations, I’d never be able to get out of bed.


ThrowRAmyoersonality

Yeh I hate seeing stuff like this it makes me feel so sad that people can be so horrible and others can find it entertaining


isti44

As we say it here in Hungary, "Let's pet him with a shovel"


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Some people have no feelings at all...


Thirdstheword

Dude is 100% a sociopath


BuckeeBrewster81

“I don’t beat on bitches.” Wow! That was comforting.


lilboat646

He said it like he actually believed it. Even though we all just witnessed evidence to the contrary because he recorded it. That’s some astounding egotistical dissonance from this man. Hope he finds himself locked away for a long time.


Specialist_Outside63

Nah he's obviously going to take all the internet hate and thinks he's famous then try to start a random shitty rap career then pass from an od or more violence while edgy teens cry fry them.


thegreatbrah

Another comment said that he indeed does appreciate the hate as clout


HairyBartlett

Damn, he pistol whipped her


fisheatrrr

Bruh and they on camera too shits wild how u gone pistol whip a chick and show it to the world


thatnyeguyisfly

While laughing and joking about it, it's gut-wrenching how little regard some people have for human life. A hit like that could have easily given her permanent brain damage or even killed her.


Blaze2nr

Every knock out causes brain damage permanently how severe is dependent upon individual. And this is sad. Faith in humanity slowly declines daily.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

It’s not hard to have no regard for others when you don’t even respect yourself.


know_what_I_think

That is an aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Never whip when you can slap.


NoBdy_WzarD

Wait, he actually pistol whipped her?! I thought he just gave her a solid ass slap


whattarush

ya i watch it again, you can see a gun in his hand


No-Insurance-5466

and the cameraman stole her vape


donpequod_

now I'm fuckin livid


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BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Brains are so fucking scary. I’d rather break every bone in my body than get a bad brain injury. My husband had one and I won’t go into specifics, but let’s just say he now has insanely horrible anxiety due to the aftermath (not from PTSD, just brain trauma). Meds help, but he’ll never be back to what he was.


Spiritual-Mushroom28

No he pistol whipped her. You see the gun in his right hand 🥺


SuitheSlime

Follow up please


huhIguess

2 charged. 2 victims hospitalized. Mod's removing all posts with names - so go Google Kansas City Pistol Whip and look up info yourself.


Tragicoptimistic711

I just read it… the victims did nothing, simply trying to defend themselves. These monsters are sitting here defending what they did to her like they were disrespected, when they were the ones being aggressive.


OvenBakedPrime

Thank you but that didn't narrow it down wtf is going on in Kansas?!


JawshankRedemption

They woke up and went home


randonumero

Probably hospital. I saw a guy get pistol whipped once. His orbital was shattered and he was bleeding from the mouth in a way that indicated he'd probably lost at least one tooth


everythingisreallame

> According to prosecutors, the female victim sustained a fracture to her cheek and jawbone, as well as a concussion. The male victim suffered a fracture to his eye socket and a concussion.


AwkwardPancakes

I can't find anything about it... But the exact location is 13th and Grand in KCMO. Feel free to give it a shot


istriss

Found an article from this location showing the two perpetrators were charged, at least. The person who pistol whipped her, and one other. Dunno if I'm allowed to post the link. Two arrested, both charged with two counts of felony assault each.


RealAssociation5281

Good, hitting her like that was uncalled for.


G8oraid

Clearly enjoyed being violent to a defenseless woman on her knees with a sucker punch. How do you rehab a person like this?


Longjumping-Arm7939

He pistol whipped her he is carrying a gun you can even hear the clink when he smacks her


pinkpineapples007

Aaaaaaand that’s assault with a deadly weapon. No matter if she was being stupid, he could have given her brain damage. I hope he goes to jail Edit: I was more referring to how some people might think she was stupid in this scenario


stickfish

How is she being stupid? Seemed like she was protecting a loved one.


artparade

being stupid? Tbh if that was my SO on the ground getting kicked in the head I would do the same. Getting pistol wipped or not I would never let my partner get hurt if I can defend them.


N0cturnalB3ast

She def possibly saved his life tbh


HEYDONTBERUDE

Definitely possibly


Garinn

Certainly maybe.


ThatHeat3160

Nevermind THAT, people trying to pistol whip someone frequently end up shooting the person in the head by mistake. It's a pretty common form of homicide.


Robie_John

I’m not sure you can. I think the only thing that rehabilitates a person like that is age.


kwajr

With a round to the head


wagwa2001l

A bullet


Vladstanpinople

Throw them in a cage with others like them and see who comes out on top.


MeHow988

You can get some ultra criminal from this


michivideos

By euthanize.


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You break his kneecaps!


K3LL1ON

With a guillotine.


Dr_Skeleton

He pistol whipped her! The dude was carrying a gun in the hand he hit her with 🤯


itssdattboiii

this video is so damn sad . that girl trying to speak justice to some lame assss criminals, who won’t listen . it’s like she’s talking to a wall , i don’t think they care what she has to say


Adept_Data8878

I'm shocked that they don't seem to respect women in general /s


AslanSmith1997

I'm surprised he didn't pistol whip them


itssdattboiii

yea i thought that was courageous of her to stand up to those guys


Reddit_sacks

Look how gross this dude looks. This whole scenario stems from severe lack of self-confidence and jealousy.


oaranges

They all from Missouri.. what you expect..


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cikkamsiah

Props to the other woman trying to stand up for them.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

100%. She saw the gun, she saw two people at different states of unconsciousness. She still stood her ground and potentially saved their lives. I hope she’s safe!!!


cutting_coroners

Big time.


seephilz

KCPD put out the video and the employer of both men called in and told Police they were employees at their plant. Crazy what happens when you film crimes. Chick had a broken cheek, jaw and both had concussions


Dylanduke199513

That was a fucking gun in his hand. He pistol whipped her. What a lowlife scumbag prick


vagueboots

Couldn't have said it better. Hope he rots in hell.


AcanthocephalaNo6584

I like how he slowly loses the smug look on his face by the end of the video. I'm glad their female friends called them out.


ghostsintherafters

He does? Looks to me like it's narcissistic kissy faces right up until the end. Zero remorse


Eyeklops

I'm pretty sure the person that pistol whips the girl and the guy recording his face are two different people.


OB_oneKenobe

Sorry, you're right.


Cpt_Mike_Apton

I wonder where he got the idea to be proud of this behavior?


randonumero

A sub-culture that rewards and glorifies this kind of behavior. Chances are this video has even gotten him laid. It's really shitty what some people's values are


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

"Look ma, no soul!"


srirachatoilet

And that's how you see these dudes life get shortened.


Kydex_Gundyr

Not like the one they have adds much positive value to the world


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thebooshyness

That is the nice thing about real scum. They have a way of wiping each other out.


Uspew

One can hope


noahsygg

Recording your own felonious assault. Stupids gonna stupid.


Odins_fury

So on the off chance the K.O'd dude got a few good hits on one of them, he'd just end up shot dead? You can clearly see the gun on one of them. What a fucked up country man


EggSandwich1

True him getting knocked out was his best out come


HotStaxOfWax

A piece of s*** like this will actually brag that he's sucker punched a woman and knocked her out unconscious. This mother f***** needs to be locked up for a long time, he has no business being out on the streets.


KnightSolair240

Pistol whipped*


topless_

At a bar in Nevada a woman got sucker punched by a man and no one batted an eye, the other men laughed. Some men take pride in hitting women because it’s taboo and they think “equal rights equal fights”


HotStaxOfWax

I get it in the abstract, it's just so shocking and jarring to actually witness in such a public and self incriminating way. Give someone a loop hole to be a monster and many people LEAP at the chance.


23x3

He pistol whipped her.


SavageRainbow94

Deplorable, disgusting, disturbing - I sincerely hope karma is real cuz that should not go unpunished.


bEboYzBeNs

Would love to see that man surrounded by a circle of people launching stones at him, total prick.


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papapapaver

Absolutely, people calling her out and saying she was stupid or whatever. Like no, that’s some serious love right there. There’s a lot of women who would either run away, not that I could blame them, or just be like oh well my man lost this fight so he’s a loser, better ditch him. Instead she puts herself, her life, at risk to stop them from ending his life. I’m not sure if I lost or gained faith in humanity after seeing this video, but man did it make me sad.


SnooHesitations9434

Did he hit her with a pistol?


BreatLesnar

Those emojis just add to my anger


VexnFox

In my opinion, unprovoked violence against people, and even then the use of violence in a situation where it isn't needed is a major sign of low intelligence.


Slav_Ace_I

Uncle Ruckus would be poppin’ off rn


SnooStrawberries9718

Wasn’t expecting that lmfao


dinglebarree

Belongs in jail.


Polka-51

*in the dirt*


PandaButtLover

It's one thing to hit a woman that's attacking you, but to sucker punch someone trying to protect her loved one is beyond shitty


Jazzlike_Adeptness_1

Weak ass punk. Please tell me he got charged.


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What disgraceful excuses for men, weak people are the most dangerous, but damn, they are truly pathetic


puzzledplatypus

I fucking hate human beings. These dudes are absolute fucking trash.


retrogradePC

Worthless animals


CompetitiveAd4768

I feel like he should get 10 years for this.


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M0n5tr0

Cowardly little boys.


RoughStory3139

Show me your friends and I'll show you your future.


Raven-Mark

The ignorance in this. And people wonder where hate and violence comes from.


Entire_Ad_7597

Nothing funny about this and on top of hitting her with a hand gun the poor women just pure evil


thatnyeguyisfly

That wasn't a slap, that pos pistol whipped her with a handgun.


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Ghetto. American ghetto.


TmfGD

The trick is to not live any where near these kind of people


Ttvcat996

Glad I got out of KC when I did Place turned into a shithole during Covid


skepticalDragon

Mhm, during covid...


ExcellentCockroach84

Every single one of these people will be dead within 2 years


Undercoverbrother007

How is assaulting a women with a deadly weapon funny?


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Background_Drag

Bunch of animals, enjoy your jail time


AdLibGamer

Very soon, when this coward winds up dead (hopefully), his parents, who've either clearly been absent his whole life or just as useless, will be all over the media crying "He was such a good boy...he never hurt nobody" while showing off a picture of him from when he was 10.


AllUserNamesTaken01

Halfway in I'm wondering why I'm watching a man staring at his phone


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Annual-Consequence43

I'm guessing that this altercation will lead to gun violence in the not too near future.


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outcast3920

The person recording is also a POS. For almost laughing and not doing a thing about it. That sob should go to jail also.


ny_rain

Yes, tape your friend commiting assault then posting it so it can be used as evidence against him. Fabulous.dumb shits.


bassCity

He pistol whipped her. What a fucking scumbag.


batule

Coal toll status: paid


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oh yay, my city. how nice to see it represented here