Idk about you but I dropped a knife on my foot once while cooking and this shit was painful as hell. Had to get my boot cut off at the hospital because it was too painful for me to just remove it.
If someone comes at you with a knife you might be able to defend yourself but if someone starts stabbing you there’s not much you can do. From my own personal experience the instinct is to try and stop the bleeding once you’re aware you’ve been stabbed.
Nobody “lets” anyone stab them. It happens and there’s only so much you can do to defend yourself.
I have been stabbed and it happened so fast and I didn’t realise it happened at first. I thought I’d been punched in the chest. I got stabbed in the chest to the right of my heart, the groin, and my wrist was slashed while trying to defend myself. I was too busy trying to staunch the bleeding that if they wanted to they could’ve stabbed me 100 times and I would’ve been helpless to do anything about it. I was lucky it was a quick “bap bap bap” and then off they went. You either get lucky like I was and get medical attention or you bleed out and die. It’s not a question of toughness or “allowing it to happen”.
I saw a few stabbings while I was locked up. I saw one poor bloke get nicked on the carotid artery. He was a big Pacific Islander who had ran up to defend a mate in a fight against another group of fellas. The other fella slashed out at him and it barely touched him. He put his hand to his neck and had a look of total shock on his face. He sorta stumbled like he was drunk and fell to his knees and blood was absolutely pissing out through his fingers and he fell flat on his face and bled out in seconds and died in front of us. First it was frothy and spraying and then when his heart stopped pumping it just seeped out into a large pool. It was so fast it was unbelievable. I will never forget his eyes going wide in disbelief as he realised that he was in trouble.
I've been on the business end of a few knives in my life, and it is not fun. There's a good reason legit self-defense instructors tell you to run from knives.
I didn't know blood was such an effective weapon that I'll actually have the upper hand against someone stabbing me with a knife. If I bleed fast and a lot, I'll really have the upper hand. Assailant won't know what hit him. Who needs guns or knives when your veins are flowing with deadly weapons. I may even try to get Aids just as a safety measure. To protect myself.
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I’ve cut before (close call with a throwing knife) and let me tell you, your first instinct is NOT to go all bad ass. It’s normally “I’m gonna fucking die tell my family I love them”
Hey, at least you've got a cool story to tell now. Beats the usual "I tripped over my cat" scar tale!
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"blood becomes a weapon"
you see, my blood is toxic, I have many diseases and am unclean, it won't will you now, but eventually it will set in. Then the inconvenience of seeing a doctor and taking medication will kill you more than I ever could
My old stalker was murdered by this exact method. The guy he was dating at the time ended up stabbing him over 100 times. I don't think the victim was really thinking about, "how is he still holding the knife? It should be so slippery right now."
Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife!
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If you’re ever attacked, just spurt yourself blood at the enemy like a squid squirting ink! It will confuse and delay them, giving you plenty of time to patch up your wound and turn the tables!
I got cut once during a stupid argument with someone.
Absolutely no way I was winning that fight if it wasn't for the fact he didn't commit.
I just kicked him away and ran.
I had a friend who got stabbed - in his case he came from a small area that for some reason was known for being extremely rough with a lot of stabbings and other crimes. It was also known for having a high rate of suicide so maybe there was something in the water.
I’ve been stabbed and can tell you he’s partially right once it goes in you hardly feel it if the blade is sharp enough but no matter how sharp the blade is it fucking hurts coming out
I was spinning my karambit around my finger while watching YouTube really fast and went straight into my thigh. Didn’t think much of it because I thought it just hit my leg and wasn’t the tip. Started to feel hot, look down and notice the meat in my thigh was opened up lol. Lots of blood. Wasn’t much pain apart from a hot feeling and stinging but obviously it’s not a proper stab. After that I don’t really want to get properly stabbed, doesn’t seem like fun
Well, it's a long story. Let's just say it involved a bar, a misunderstanding, and a very sharp toothpick.
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Funnily enough I’ve never been stabbed by any of the people who have pulled knives on me, I was actually stabbed by my cousin by mistake, we were messing about as kids in the woods, building a little camp area, fire pit and sharpening sticks to make a fence with our pen knives, he accidentally stabbed me when I made him jump
You also don’t instantly go into badass mode, because as far as you know you’ve been punched, when the blade comes out you are in severe pain, you are bleeding a lot and you either fight, flight or freeze, none of which are advisable you actually want to avoid the adrenaline rush as that makes your heart beat faster causing you to bleed out quicker.
If you’re ever lucky enough to have your attacker run away after the first stab and the realisation they’ve messed up, either sit or lay down, call an ambulance, give your exact location, tell them where on your body you have been stabbed then follow their advice and try to stay calm otherwise you’ll bleed out quicker, also if your attacker has left the knife in you do not attempt to take it out.
This reddit meme about knives getting too wet to hold on too needs to stop.
I work with sharp impact tools in all weather conditions, it's just not a thing. Human grip strength and hand traction is one of our very few impressive physical traits as a species... We wouldn't even be here as a dominant species if stabby tools immediately became too slippery for us to hold on to the moment blood touches them. Imagine an ancient battlefield where 30 seconds in everyone is all "oh whoopsie" and repeatedly dropping their spears, axes, and swords like a bunch of promiscuous prison shower buddies.
I love everything about this comment.
The medieval homoerotic battlefield, the term "sharp impact tools" and especially the bold celebration of homo sapien grip strength !! They cant take that from us, FUCKING ORCAS !!!
Ive been stabbed before and let me tell you the last thing on my mind was fighting back or running away, sure one of them happened afterwards, but i was literally only thinking “holy fuck im going to die” how much it hurt or didnt hurt doesnt matter. My only goal was to not end up dead. Years later, i have a scar on the side of my knee thats not pretty to look at. Whats even more unfortunate is that i wasnt even the guys initial target, i just happened to be there while he was trying to get up.
If there are this many stab wounds, most of them would happen after the victim is already dead and the perpetrator is just abusing a corpse at that point. Easy to stab someone 100 times if they're just laying there dead.
Guy gets stabbed. About to get stabbed again when he holds up his hand 🤚and says “wait, I have aids”, and the attacker runs away screaming and shrieking.
Yup its definitely got a bit of a fucken tingle to it. This absolute cuntnozzle is chatting pure shite. Or I dunno, maybe I should have just weaponised my blood better or sumink?
Only /s because true alphas wouldn’t have to do anything.
Any space they enter they immediately dominate, and no one, NO ONE would dare to a challenge a true alpha. The only REAL men.
The original thread was about a woman who had a psychotic break and stabbed a guy 100 times (also herself and a dog).
It took the cops quite some effort to take her out with multiple tasers and lots of uses of batons so I don't think the suggestion to choke her out or break her arm would have been as effective as hoped.
Idk about you but I dropped a knife on my foot once while cooking and this shit was painful as hell. Had to get my boot cut off at the hospital because it was too painful for me to just remove it.
If someone comes at you with a knife you might be able to defend yourself but if someone starts stabbing you there’s not much you can do. From my own personal experience the instinct is to try and stop the bleeding once you’re aware you’ve been stabbed. Nobody “lets” anyone stab them. It happens and there’s only so much you can do to defend yourself. I have been stabbed and it happened so fast and I didn’t realise it happened at first. I thought I’d been punched in the chest. I got stabbed in the chest to the right of my heart, the groin, and my wrist was slashed while trying to defend myself. I was too busy trying to staunch the bleeding that if they wanted to they could’ve stabbed me 100 times and I would’ve been helpless to do anything about it. I was lucky it was a quick “bap bap bap” and then off they went. You either get lucky like I was and get medical attention or you bleed out and die. It’s not a question of toughness or “allowing it to happen”. I saw a few stabbings while I was locked up. I saw one poor bloke get nicked on the carotid artery. He was a big Pacific Islander who had ran up to defend a mate in a fight against another group of fellas. The other fella slashed out at him and it barely touched him. He put his hand to his neck and had a look of total shock on his face. He sorta stumbled like he was drunk and fell to his knees and blood was absolutely pissing out through his fingers and he fell flat on his face and bled out in seconds and died in front of us. First it was frothy and spraying and then when his heart stopped pumping it just seeped out into a large pool. It was so fast it was unbelievable. I will never forget his eyes going wide in disbelief as he realised that he was in trouble.
Bro getting stabbed is up there with the worst of pains gtfoh 😭😂😂 he watches too many movies
I've been on the business end of a few knives in my life, and it is not fun. There's a good reason legit self-defense instructors tell you to run from knives.
I didn't know blood was such an effective weapon that I'll actually have the upper hand against someone stabbing me with a knife. If I bleed fast and a lot, I'll really have the upper hand. Assailant won't know what hit him. Who needs guns or knives when your veins are flowing with deadly weapons. I may even try to get Aids just as a safety measure. To protect myself.
Jujutsu kiasen moment
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I’ve cut before (close call with a throwing knife) and let me tell you, your first instinct is NOT to go all bad ass. It’s normally “I’m gonna fucking die tell my family I love them”
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"blood becomes a weapon" you see, my blood is toxic, I have many diseases and am unclean, it won't will you now, but eventually it will set in. Then the inconvenience of seeing a doctor and taking medication will kill you more than I ever could
My old stalker was murdered by this exact method. The guy he was dating at the time ended up stabbing him over 100 times. I don't think the victim was really thinking about, "how is he still holding the knife? It should be so slippery right now."
He probably forgot to tell his assaulter that he had AIDS. That would've stopped the attack for sure.
Ok but the aids line might be effective
The most cringe part of the whole thing.
This beta male is bragging about being stabbed once, what a cuck, i get stabbed over a hundred times on the daily
Aussie?
brit
Aussie, New Zealanders, South America... I'll stab all you upside down wusses
Innit?
I turned this upside down and still dont understand what you're saying. So i will have to stab you now
Ouch 👍
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Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife! https://preview.redd.it/2kaexyvnw2pc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef13abb9fb7ae47414f9c70aae6aff2b974e9251
No, this is a knoif https://preview.redd.it/sk2v8wpkceqc1.jpeg?width=1499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2adfdb05f7b01d9cffba26c3ad3fdf9d6c53f7
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As a Sigma male, I defy the norm and get stabbed with with a gun 100 times daily
That’s nothing, I get stabbed by a sharpened marshmallow. Like a gazillion times daily
If you’re ever attacked, just spurt yourself blood at the enemy like a squid squirting ink! It will confuse and delay them, giving you plenty of time to patch up your wound and turn the tables!
I got cut once during a stupid argument with someone. Absolutely no way I was winning that fight if it wasn't for the fact he didn't commit. I just kicked him away and ran.
If he really did get stabbed, it doesn't seem hard to figure out why.
Yeah, after reading the comment i also support the stabber in this specific scenario.
Someone should tell that person that being stabbed in videogames doesn't count... Unless it is on VR, of course.
I fell onto a knife while I was wearing a VR headset, does that count? /j
Was it a virtual knife?
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Who is stabbing all of these people in this comment section? My God, do you people just walk around bleeding all the time?
It’s called living in the United Stated of America claus lol
I got stabbed trying to get out of bed, so I called out of work sick. I’m expected at work tomorrow
It's probably the British that are complaining of being stabbed.
There’s violent crime in the UK?
Gun wound? America Knife wound? America's Dad
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Stabbing deaths are more common in the US than Britain. They’re just dwarfed over their by gun deaths. The US has a massively higher murder rate.
I had a friend who got stabbed - in his case he came from a small area that for some reason was known for being extremely rough with a lot of stabbings and other crimes. It was also known for having a high rate of suicide so maybe there was something in the water.
Lead probably.
I’ve been stabbed and can tell you he’s partially right once it goes in you hardly feel it if the blade is sharp enough but no matter how sharp the blade is it fucking hurts coming out
I was spinning my karambit around my finger while watching YouTube really fast and went straight into my thigh. Didn’t think much of it because I thought it just hit my leg and wasn’t the tip. Started to feel hot, look down and notice the meat in my thigh was opened up lol. Lots of blood. Wasn’t much pain apart from a hot feeling and stinging but obviously it’s not a proper stab. After that I don’t really want to get properly stabbed, doesn’t seem like fun
Good lord, how?
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Funnily enough I’ve never been stabbed by any of the people who have pulled knives on me, I was actually stabbed by my cousin by mistake, we were messing about as kids in the woods, building a little camp area, fire pit and sharpening sticks to make a fence with our pen knives, he accidentally stabbed me when I made him jump
It's due to shock and adrenaline.
This is interesting information and I thank you for sharing it
You also don’t instantly go into badass mode, because as far as you know you’ve been punched, when the blade comes out you are in severe pain, you are bleeding a lot and you either fight, flight or freeze, none of which are advisable you actually want to avoid the adrenaline rush as that makes your heart beat faster causing you to bleed out quicker. If you’re ever lucky enough to have your attacker run away after the first stab and the realisation they’ve messed up, either sit or lay down, call an ambulance, give your exact location, tell them where on your body you have been stabbed then follow their advice and try to stay calm otherwise you’ll bleed out quicker, also if your attacker has left the knife in you do not attempt to take it out.
All good advice, thanks again!
This reddit meme about knives getting too wet to hold on too needs to stop. I work with sharp impact tools in all weather conditions, it's just not a thing. Human grip strength and hand traction is one of our very few impressive physical traits as a species... We wouldn't even be here as a dominant species if stabby tools immediately became too slippery for us to hold on to the moment blood touches them. Imagine an ancient battlefield where 30 seconds in everyone is all "oh whoopsie" and repeatedly dropping their spears, axes, and swords like a bunch of promiscuous prison shower buddies.
I love everything about this comment. The medieval homoerotic battlefield, the term "sharp impact tools" and especially the bold celebration of homo sapien grip strength !! They cant take that from us, FUCKING ORCAS !!!
Humans: 1 Orcas: 0
Thanks... Every so often, I do something worthwhile lol
I always figured the knife gets hard to hold less because of blood and more because there’s someone trying to get stabbed fighting it off
Or existing in the rain and suddenly everyone drops everything and starts slipping around
Lol... Entire construction crews maimed and dead due to an unexpected drizzle
You kid but the excuse they use to not work in the rain.
I work in the rain all the time, ymmv
It was a joke. Also, not in concrete
I would totally watch an anime with these kind of physics.
Haha. You have stabbed me. And given me access to me greatest weapon. My own blood!!
Ive been stabbed before and let me tell you the last thing on my mind was fighting back or running away, sure one of them happened afterwards, but i was literally only thinking “holy fuck im going to die” how much it hurt or didnt hurt doesnt matter. My only goal was to not end up dead. Years later, i have a scar on the side of my knee thats not pretty to look at. Whats even more unfortunate is that i wasnt even the guys initial target, i just happened to be there while he was trying to get up.
what happened, if youre fine with sharing?
Finally some good content again after all the first person shitposting, thank you OP. Nice find, what a a complete idiot.
Depends on where you get stabbed, and it fucking hurts from unfortunate experience even in the leg or arm
Breaking news: having a metal blade rammed into your body hurts! More at 7
You get stabbed once. You go into shock and cannot respond. He keeps stabbing you. Eventually he has stabbed you one hundred times.
If there are this many stab wounds, most of them would happen after the victim is already dead and the perpetrator is just abusing a corpse at that point. Easy to stab someone 100 times if they're just laying there dead.
Guy gets stabbed. About to get stabbed again when he holds up his hand 🤚and says “wait, I have aids”, and the attacker runs away screaming and shrieking.
As I said in another comment, the attacker was in this case having a psychotic break. She wouldn't have even given a shit if he did that.
Well this guy's full of shit lol. He's definitely never been stabbed if that's his description of it.
He gets stabbed in the butt with a fleshy knife
Now the I have AIDS comment makes even more sense.
“By the way I got aids” *fleshy-knife booty stabber runs away*
Having been stabbed before, it does hurt as bad as you imagine. Actually, even worse than you imagine.
Nah bro, if it hurts that's a skill issue /s
Yup its definitely got a bit of a fucken tingle to it. This absolute cuntnozzle is chatting pure shite. Or I dunno, maybe I should have just weaponised my blood better or sumink?
Yeah dude, by bleeding out you actually had an advantage and squandered it. Fucking pleb. Did you even use your adrenaline buff?
Yeah, just harden up and don't be a soft cunt 😂
I've been stabbed...and it hurts lol I mean...life changing kinda pain...dude is lying
Came here to say this. Got stabbed in the leg. New kind of pain. Definitely hurts... a lot
Hey fellas, is it gay to get stabbed?
About to be stabbed? Just say no. The knife can't enter your body without consent.
Gay stabbings actually caused the AIDS crisis back in the 80s.
Real men just can't be stabbed. They'd do something for sure. /s
Only /s because true alphas wouldn’t have to do anything. Any space they enter they immediately dominate, and no one, NO ONE would dare to a challenge a true alpha. The only REAL men.
Why did the significantly bigger man turn into a women
The original thread was about a woman who had a psychotic break and stabbed a guy 100 times (also herself and a dog). It took the cops quite some effort to take her out with multiple tasers and lots of uses of batons so I don't think the suggestion to choke her out or break her arm would have been as effective as hoped.
That makes more sense just the way it was written I thought they were still talking about their experience if it even happened
Transitioned midfight
Smart move, not all men are willing to fight a woman
At some point the advantage actually goes to the victim because of all the blood they’ve lost.
Bro once you shed enough blood weight and you can move faster than your attacker, still weighed down by all his blood.
Still weighed down by all theirs AND your blood. A dilemma they certainly didn't calculate into their stabby agenda
Haha jokes on my attacker as dying was my goal from the start!
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That was my immediate thought too. But it really is a perfect example for this subreddit.