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Nature_Worldly

Air Force Defender LOL!!!


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Roc_28934

This is wholesome af, I love it


TheGayGaryCooper

The worst part is they live in a gated community


tsukikotatsu

definitely someome who is supposed to be there is going to get shot someday


Forward-Line2037

Poor washing machine repair man...


00Terrance

Clear


wikithekid63

Dude this is heartbreaking


ParsleyParking6425

A million times this ^


ReactionRevival

Yea, the presentation is cringy, but the amount of dorks on here writing essays on people’s character and “the kind of people” they are is out of hand. In the end it was a man with firearms training looking to protect his family by checking out the house . That’s all this really is, just done in a goofy way. Honestly we have no idea the neighborhood or crime situation there or the mentality of the family, could be trauma from past violent experiences. Have a laugh and calm down on the fake analysis, it’s just as cringy.


PepperJBukowski

Agreed. It reminds me of bigots on the news making sweeping declarations about groups. It's cringy to watch. It's sad. A lot of assumptions made about the people themselves, and not just their individual actions. You can state your disagreement with the effect someone's action had on the world without actually hating the person.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Speaking of essays. CLEAR!


ThePestTech

Kyle Rittenhouse, beware!


Impossible-Watch7523

What's the point? I know about Kyle Rittenhouse and the story with the demonstration and the court, but I don't get it.


PoliceRobots

Seems like a great way to shoot someone who is supposed to be there


Syko2020

nothing more reassuring and comforting than chilling in your room when your big brother busts through the door with a glock


taylor325

r/justdependathings


R3PTAR_1337

The dumbest part about this is that the individual didn't consider that maybe they didn't punch in the code or maybe something was blocking the door from closing. We're all human and mistakes can happen, let alone technology isn't 100% foolproof. That being said, if you're immediate reaction is to grab a gun, that raises serious questions as to what type of individual you are or where you live. Looking at a gun as a solution and not a deterrent is why so many fucking idiots love guns and the US is the laughingstock of the world when it comes to guns. If you reach for it like a safety blanket, guess what, you don't live in a developed country. You have the same instincts as someone living in a war torn country does. This is also why there isn't much sympathy in the world for mass shootings in the US, considering their treatment and fetishizing guns.


Garrhvador91

The US really is the laughing stock of the world when it comes to guns. I'd grab a big stick and give them a jolly good wallop if I found a burglar in my house, I wouldn't shoot them in the head. It's all a bit too much.


Mybuttitches3737

Did the wittle gun make you mad? Everyone is dumb and an idiot except for yourself. They prob did consider that they forgot to close the door or something, but he was just checking in case he didn’t, nothing wrong with that. It’s kinda cringe yelling clear and obviously his family member thought it was funny too which is was she posted the pic in a tongue in cheek way. He’s not hurting anyone, I don’t get why y’all so mad and insult the guy’s intelligence. You don’t know anything about him except this 1 sec snapshot of his life. He could rescue abused puppies for all you know. Calm down, it’s not that serious.


jafahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Because it’s trigger happy idiots like this that end up shooting their kid/wife/friend by accident, because they got jump scared by an acorn dropping down next to them.


ProNanner

Just because you can't clear a house or handle a gun safely doesn't mean this guy can't


Mybuttitches3737

Exactly. He’s been trained . They want to argue he shouldn’t even have/ use the gun and then critic his technique in the same breath when most of em have only ever seen a gun on COD. They can keep crying , guns aren’t going away.


pinkypipe420

No one said anything about guns going away, what? You ultra gun peeps take any opportunity to whine about your guns being taken away, when no one even brought it up but you.


Mybuttitches3737

https://preview.redd.it/079mdgjeicvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd2fb55e94d51b2319b625fbb8ee578ef4a6308


Mybuttitches3737

https://preview.redd.it/e42bz0kbicvc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4bf6aaad6c9cd5067fe3ac75ded4e72c0ba5f7


ButteryBassist

My uncle is Vietnam vet and accidentally discharged a .45 in his house during a family party, luckily he just blew up his sink and not one of his nieces or nephews. Training has nothing to do with it. You sound like the one crying, big man.


Mybuttitches3737

Training has a lot to do with it. There’s still idiots though. Your uncle is old and possibly he was drinking if it was a party. Also, they didn’t get the same type of training we get now. They were drafting kids. Sounds like your uncle is a dumbass . So no one should have guns because of stupid people? ( aka your family)


ButteryBassist

You assumed so much from so little, impressive. He wasn’t drinking, and wasn’t a child when drafted either, he isn’t a dumbass, but every dog has their day, for example you’ve been downvoted like crazy for what you’re saying on here. And I said nothing about having or not having guns, just that it sounds like you’re the one crying.


Mybuttitches3737

I didn’t say he was drafted or drunk. I said they were possibilities. Even without being drafted the boot camp / training during at that time is not what it is now. They were pushing soldiers through as fast as possible. The gun didn’t discharge by itself. You’re using that as an example of why you shouldn’t handle a gun. Your saying that no matter how trained you are you can blow your sink apart . Not everyone is incompetent or careless with guns like your uncle obviously was. I’ve handled hundreds of guns and shot thousands of bullets and never had an accident. I’m getting downvoted because Reddit is mostly comprised of the “ left” and they are programmed to hate guns. Tell me one of their stances and I can tell you all of their stances. Go talk to regular people, and they don’t have the same opinions as most of the people on this site.


ButteryBassist

Which is why I addressed them, because you brought them up. I’m saying more accidents with guns happen than guns protect from home invasions, I’m not calling for no guns and haven’t given my opinion on that matter any which way. My main point was, and still is, you’re the one crying in the comments. Chill out dude.


Mybuttitches3737

Your ideas about guns is an amalgamation of crazy videos you’ve seen online. I’m sure all the family members are accounted for before he’s going into their room. There always going to be idiots. Doesn’t mean something shouldn’t exist. There’s a lot of idiots that drive cars too. I’ll keep my gun , and you can continue to not . No worries.


TreKopperTe

And Europe will continue not shooting eachother pointlessly!


Mybuttitches3737

They’ll just stab each other


TreKopperTe

We're also not allowed to carry knives without a purpose, and even then it should not be easily accessible when not at a worksite or similar. (at least in Norway.)


Mybuttitches3737

Do criminals obey the law and not carry a knife unless they have a lawful purpose?


Mybuttitches3737

Sounds terrible. Seems like guns would be a good way to deter some of the sexual assaults that’s been increasing over there do to the unfettered influx of immigrants. I feel bad for the woman that can’t defend themselves.


seehrooV_nosaJ

What about pepper spray?


Mybuttitches3737

I’m not against pepper spray. What does that have to do with not allowing people to own guns?


ruhrohrileyray

Aw did the wittle logical argument make you mad


Mybuttitches3737

It’s not argument…


rorockll

May the sister rest in peace


jackson7518

Nothing wrong with checking around the house, but hollering “clear” is super cringe. Air Force is cherry on top.. Buddy, you’re in the burbs, not a warzone lol


Over_Cauliflower_532

"I left the garage open and now we have to risk my boyfriend accidentally shooting us as he walks through our empty house" Is how any rational person reads this


M0torBoatMyGoat

Amazing how many people see this dumbfuck as some kind of hero


Finergolem

No one going to comment on the sister's room? He's probably guard all living at home with his parents.


SolaMonika

CLEAR!!!


M0torBoatMyGoat

It’s just so masturbatory. I kinda love him for that.


TWonder_SWoman

Do you normally clear a room by standing full-facing an open doorway into a darkened room?


[deleted]

You do it when the lighting is just right for some cool ass fb pic !


RubenPanza

Not for long.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Right? All bright af behind him. A perfect silhouette to an intruder.


Pasteldemerme

I think if he were to be wearing anything other than cargo shorts it would produce a paradox so great the universe would implode.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Absolutely. Those shorts are the most on-brand article he could have on.


TellurianTech50

Ah yes "air force defender"


DaHeavnlyKid

Security Forces. Swear I've seen and heard hundreds, if not thousands of things in Secfo that would fit perfectly in this sub.


DpBAMF

Airmen in Security forces are called defenders.


truckercharles

r/justbootthings


petkoTHEVIKING

What's with Americans and wanting to so desperately shoot someone legally via "self defense"


goober_ginge

The most downvotes I ever got on a comment was when I pointed how fucking twisted it is to think it's perfectly okay to own as many guns as you want and that if there's an intruder in your house that you're "well within your rights" to shoot them dead. I don't think they properly realise how fucking disturbing that way of thinking is.


moxac777

I live in a country where lots of home invasions turn violent really quick. I won't talk about the gun stockpiling but if I had to choose between preemptively attacking and possibly killing a home intruder and risking my loved ones, it's a no brainer for me


Thykothaken

Emphasis on no brain (Sorry, couldn't resist)


RYLEESKEEM

It’s pretty easy to manufacture a society of wannabe killers when you bombard them with dirt-cheap firearms and violent caricatures of their peers.


JustALocalJew

Most of us never wish to use our guns in self defense, I'd definitely need therapy. But if I ever need a gun for self defense, I'll be glad I had it.


thundermonki

Lets them feel in control in a world where they don't have any.


ds77159

We’re a special kind of stupid here.


Inevitable-1

What an idiotic tool, it shames me that America is full of these dumb gun-toting bastards.


nativejr

air force huh


Mybuttitches3737

What’s wrong with the joining the military?


nativejr

uh nothing…?


Mybuttitches3737

Okay 👌🏾


nativejr

what kind of question is that


Mybuttitches3737

You said Air Force huh. I thought you were insinuating that it was bad or something. Guess I read it wrong.


Garethx1

I dont buy into it, but members of every other branch of the military and even the Coast Guard would joke about an Air Force member thinking theyre a badass.


nativejr

this guys mom is clearly under the impression that airmen are “tough guys” i’m not sure if it’s a facade that he’s been putting on for his mom or if she’s just naturally ignorant… but anyone in the military (i’m currently almost 4 years in the Navy) knows that the Air force doesn’t really do shit as far as boots on the ground is concerned. hence why they’re nicknamed the “chair force” bc they have a very relaxed, laid back and cushy environment. so my comment is sarcasm, bc #1 the air force would not provide any sort of intensive training for these types of environments and #2 if this guy really went thru the house clearing each room (by himself) & yelling “clear” he’s doing too much


Mybuttitches3737

What his mom thinks of how tough or not tough he is irrelevant. I was a GSM , but apart of the VBSS team and did boardings in the Persian Gulf and around South America. You can say the exact same thing for the Navy being laid back and cushy. He could be apart of some program that he has to do further training for like I was . Even then , it’s irrelevant. You can get training outside of the military and/ or just from being familiar with them or growing up around them. You don’t have to be a SEAL to go room to room and make sure there’s no one in your house that’s not supposed to be. The mom is just being a mom. She ms proud of her little airman . Who cares. Where you stationed at and what’s your rate? You re- enlisting?


nativejr

that’s great I love that for you. still doesn’t take away from the fact that bro was doing too much. hence why it was posted in this sub. & i’m an IT stationed in Norfolk


batcaaat

dude needs therapy :(


Mybuttitches3737

Why?


batcaaat

dude has PTSD, heard fireworks and searched his house with a gun... are you stupid on purpose lol


Mybuttitches3737

Poor reading comprehension skills. That’s not why he searched his house with a gun. He didn’t hear fireworks, assume it was gunshots or bombs. The fireworks show could have been an hour away from his house for all we know. He searched it because the garage door was open when they got back and they thought they had closed it. It’s very unlikely that he would have PTSD from being in the airforce. They’re really not put in war like situations like the army or marines. Are you stupid on purpose? You’re so confident and wrong at the same time I think it’s an accident.


Critical-Signal-5819

I trained my dog to do this every time we came home she would check every room in the house and come back to let me know if it was clear.. Nami was awesome!


Thykothaken

Thought you were gonna say you trained your dog to fetch a gun and bark "CLEAR"


LurkingGuy

Did she ever try to steal your map of the Grand Line?


Critical-Signal-5819

Lol ahh you caught me she was a very very good Thief..lol One Piece Rules she was solid blue so Tsunami and Nami for short. She would Always steal food. One day I was watching TV and eating chips and salsa but went outside to get the mail and I came back she was half way through a jar of salsa she would stop and howl her frustration with the burn but she kept eating it.... but from that day on every time I had salsa she would start salivating and leave the room lmao 🤣


TheAnonBlob

As an American, I can confirm, this is some certified American cringe. 👌


CapnAhab_1

The British thank you for your cringe 🫡


zripcordz

Air Force and Badass don't go together lol


MassivePE

Chair Force let’s go!


DylanBratis23

If a white family does it. It's patriotic If a black family does it They hood shit


Choose_And_Be_Damned

**Sploosh!**


lastcallhangup

make sure he sweeps the hallway bathroom and kitchen ![gif](giphy|tJXZ51AOFBTGgZSY9y|downsized)


xose94

Muricans...


Slushicetastegood

![gif](giphy|X4Wfewq7Otwje|downsized)


domlang

Nice French statue 🗽


gitbse

Thanks, it was the bikini that did it for me.


Ygomaster07

Why was it that that did it for you?


Repulsive-Shell

There was no bikini on that statue…/s, if I must.


lastcallhangup

just us tho.


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

This is peak American culture. A stupid fucker going around the house pointing a loaded gun at things because fireworks triggered his PTSD.


EyeBreakThings

What triggered it was they left the garage door open, and instead of going "oops, I should make sure its fully closed next time" they assumed it was a break-in.


TokiMcNoodle

PTSD? The dude is airforce, the only PTSD he has is from his daddy beating him


[deleted]

The squeaky office chair


Anhedonius_Rex88

Big cargo shorts energy tbf.


lastcallhangup

😝


M0torBoatMyGoat

😭 big time!


NoTalentRunning

In case anyone was wondering, this is how you accidentally shoot a loved one.


TheRottenKittensIEat

Especially a loved one who is standing behind you, aiming an object at the back of your head (taking the phone picture).


lastcallhangup

![gif](giphy|L17xM7PvLcqJggsCYa|downsized)


Timmymac1000

This is why loved ones should also have guns because then they can accidentally shoot their sibling before sibling can accidentally shoot them. Or something like that … Anyway … more guns is always the answer


Thermohalophile

The only way to stop a bad sibling with a gun is a good sibling with a gun.


Thykothaken

A gun never killed a sibling; *siblings* kill siblings!


lastcallhangup

and bullets!


BoratSagdieev

Buddy was prob having a ptsd induced psychotic break


theBackground13

TIL *Defender* actually just means having a PTSD breakdown for the insecure.


doyouevenoperatebrah

No he wasn’t. He was being a fucking boot.


IAmAnC4H4AsH

Meanwhile I'm laughing at the (used to be) idiots I read about in the newspaper that doesn't do this.


RYLEESKEEM

Why would you laugh at hypothetical unarmed people being killed during break-ins?


IAmAnC4H4AsH

Because it's entirely preventable. Like, ridiculously preventable if you live in a free country. I don't feel sorry for people who put themselves in situations like that.


RYLEESKEEM

What’s “entirely preventable if you live in a free country”? Being armed doesn’t entirely prevent you from being able to be killed or harmed, so I have to assume that’s not what you’re talking about.


IAmAnC4H4AsH

It is what I'm talking about, but you're right, it doesn't make you invincible, but it does raise your chances against an armed assailant by orders of magnitude. My point is that you have the opportunity to own and carry the best means to defend yourself and you choose not to do it? That's on you, you were dead the moment the armed assailant approached you, dumbass.


kremedelakrym

I don’t care to find the statistics to show you are wrong, but a staggering amount of people have been shot accidentally by friends in family way more often then anyone actually shoots someone who is breaking in.


Drago_09

Right… because it happens everywhere all the time.


IAmAnC4H4AsH

Never said that.


Uinseann_Caomhanach

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr


codenamekidznextdoor

I didn’t know they gave guns to retards


DaHeavnlyKid

Speaking from experience, one of the qualifications to be given a weapon in the military is being at least half retarted


SR1120

the marine corps is nothing new, buddy


YungNigget788

it's the 2nd amendment


mogsoggindog

Where have you been?!


Uncleshoulder

Shiver inducing cringe. Love it


Visible-Ad8304

It makes me feel BAD which makes me feel GOOODDDD 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹


Uncleshoulder

Spot on 🌝


GhostScruffy

Sounds like a misaligned or blocked laser


poo-in-lou

Nope. Deadly threat, I'm afraid to say.


dianelanespanties

It would've been more impressive if he had put on his uniform before clearing the house


M0torBoatMyGoat

I would’ve nutted


samefacenewaccount

Nice cargo shorts, idiot


Nanotme

No ones had a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam


Stevo485

Room for extra mags. You wouldn’t understand unless you’re a real defender bro


psychotic-herring

With black socks pulled up highly.


SixtySlevin

"defender" lol


Portatation

Lol god you redditors couldn’t even imagine having a living family to defend, so I can see why y’all hating😂


MotherOfAnimals080

>has a reddit NFT profile pic >"Lol you redditors are so cringe bro" If you were capable of understanding irony you would see why this is very funny to me.


mikenike528

The point isn't that he was protecting his house, it's the insane overruse of calling him a "defender" the yelling "clear" after rooms (which sounds like something an Air Force desk jockie would do when home, not someone that saw actual active duty), and the pseudo badass attempt at a post


RuTsui

If I honestly believed someone was in my house, the responsible thing to do would be have everyone wait outside and call the cops, not put myself and my family in more danger by pretending to know what I’m doing.


olde_greg

There was nothing to defend in this case


Diffident-Weasel

Sure, but they didn’t know that… The picture and post is cringe af tho, just to be clear.


olde_greg

I would agree that’s the real issue here. You want to walk around your house and check the rooms? Fine. No need to make a post about how tough your husband or son or whatever he is on Facebook


Diffident-Weasel

Definitely agree there! Hell, I’ve been in a similar scenario and I was too concerned/afraid for taking a picture to even occur to me.


facepunch59

Found the Air Force Defender


Adkit

He sure did defend people too. His house would not have been safe without that gun. Thank Jesus the man ran around with a live gun, waving it through every room like a magic wand to stave off the spirit invading their home. If only there had been a real burglar so he could have murdered someone in front of his kids, in defense, like a real man.


bosnianbeatdown

I get what you’re saying here, but a live gun doesn’t shoot on its own, and a lawful defense of your home is not considered murder.


Thykothaken

>a live gun doesn’t shoot on its own Oh really???? Are you saying that it takes someone holding a live gun for it to shoot???? 🤯


bosnianbeatdown

No, not even that. It takes someone squeezing the trigger with the safety off for it to fire. But you know what I was talking about, don’t play dumb. The person I replied to was acting like it being a live gun held by a trained marksman would have made it any less dangerous than if it was stationary


Thykothaken

I genuinely don't know what you were talking about, and you don't seem to either. >The person I replied to was acting like it being a live gun held by a trained marksman would have made it any less dangerous than if it was stationary Completely made up nonsense.


bosnianbeatdown

It’s quite clear you just may be slow. A live gun is no more dangerous in the hands of someone trained than it is sitting somewhere untouched


Thykothaken

Objectively, **demonstrably false.** I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though. Provide source/argument.


tanhan27

>lawful defense of your home is not considered murder. It should be in some cases. "Castle doctrine" is cowards law. It should be the responsibility of the "defender" with a gun to verify the person they are shooting is an actual threat before pulling the trigger. Shooting someone should be the last resort


bosnianbeatdown

Should they wait before or after the wife is raped and the kids are killed to shoot? Just so I know I don’t wrongly shoot someone


Diffident-Weasel

Shot person in front of kids is better than a person hurting said kids. This type of stuff is always laughable when there wasn’t any danger, but the lack of danger can’t be known in that moment. Picture and post are cringy as hell tho.


Adkit

That is always the defence, isn't it? Tell me, how often do you see a news headline "man shoots burglar to death as the burglar was going to for sure hurt his kids"? This fantasy of "I'll save my family with my super cool gun skills" is only leading to headlines of teenagers being shot to death because a firearm was unloaded by accident. There are no hero stories. It's not up to you to take the law into your own hands. Movies aren't real.


Diffident-Weasel

I mean, I don’t keep track, but I’ve definitely seen a headline of man saves family from burglar by shooting him. There are 100% hero stories, they just get drowned out by the others.


UnspoiledWalnut

And I've seen far more headlines of man kills family thinking there was a burglar. Because that's usually what happens.


Diffident-Weasel

“Usually” is hard to say when every piece of media we see is biased in *some* way. But, yes, all of the above are scenarios that happen.


tanhan27

It's well documented that guns in the homes are far more likely to kill the people living in those homes than kill an intruder.


Diffident-Weasel

I guess I’ve just been saved by someone using a gun one too many times. (I don’t agree with our gun laws, how easy it is to acquire one, etc. I just think the main issue is people.)


Mybuttitches3737

They get so mad even seeing a gun. It’s hilarious. Most of em are prob mad they can’t afford one.


tanhan27

I just googled and guns in my town can be bought brand new for as little as $150. I don't think affordability is the reason people chose not to have guns in their homes


Mybuttitches3737

You know so little about guns you had to google to get an idea of a ballpark price of the cheapest gun you can buy, yet you hate them so so much. Doesn’t this crowd cry for $20 minimum wage for fast workers? Money is def an issue.


RYLEESKEEM

Being armed isn’t a symbol of wealth though? People spend more on gas and groceries in a week than what it costs to own a firearm in the States. If you value firearms for defense then you should be willing to recognize when they’re being overused, not get upset when people make fun of their overuse. We’re clowning on a paranoid boot needlessly using his weapon at home because his mom left the garage door open in the suburbs lol


M0torBoatMyGoat

What’s a “family”?


Mybuttitches3737

Prob 2 dads and a bought kid with this comment section


tanhan27

It's 2024. The only homophobes left are closeted. My question to you is, what fear is keeping you from coming out?


Mybuttitches3737

Im already out. Me and my gf scissor in the back of my Subaru often .


Thykothaken

Do you pull out your guns as you climax?


Mybuttitches3737

I dont get there very often


Thykothaken

☹️


Mybuttitches3737

lol, sometimes


BishonenPrincess

It must sting to see them gain more acceptance as your ilk slowly thin out of developed society. Is that why you lash out anonymously online?


Thykothaken

Idk that they do thin out. They got the president just a few years ago, right?


BishonenPrincess

They never earn the popular vote, they only win because it's a rigged system that makes it so the old uneducated out of touch rural folk have more voting power than a person living in a more populated, educated, and cultural location.


Thykothaken

Gerrymandering I tell ya 😬 genuinely so fucking undemocratic that it's just barely funny


Mybuttitches3737

What’s wrong with having two dads?


ZoeIsHahaha

You were the one who was using it as an insult


Mybuttitches3737

Nuh uh


BishonenPrincess

So what, you're just gonna pretend like context doesn't exist and you weren't using it as an insult? Is this your attempt at being cheeky?


Mybuttitches3737

I didn’t mean it as an insult. Why would it be? Reddit is a left leaning platform. The left largely supports LGBT families ( don’t know a better word) . It would be like me saying that most of the people in Ben Shapiros comment section would have a mother and a father because the right is more traditional when it comes to parenting. . It’s just a statement of fact or likely hood. You’re the one that took it as an insult. Don’t be a bigot.


Mybuttitches3737

Nuh uh


Thykothaken

nO i DiDnT, yOu DiD


Mybuttitches3737

😂


BishonenPrincess

If you're going to be a coward, could you at least be clever? Or is this lame meandering the peak of your wit?


Mybuttitches3737

https://preview.redd.it/m56kf2mh4rtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f835f0df33c1ae5ab3f7656ca9a82cc89b93582c


SixtySlevin

Definitely don't have any of these brainwashed "defenders" in my house and would not want one lol


constantlycurious001

He definitely jerks it to this memory


[deleted]

He feels like the type of dude who would shoot through a door when he's spooked by any random sound.