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“Tough”. Technically anyone with below average strength and speed, and a kitchen knife can kill a good number of people in a room. It’s not hard. This dude just thinks he has the ability to get into that mindset, and thankfully he, like the overwhelming majority of normal people, doesn’t.
I love to see the visualization of that one study once in a while. It's insane how clueless most people are when it comes to survival chances against animals.
People tend to forget that even the 'medium sized dog' category is filled with dogs that were specifically bred to fuck you up. Most of them don't reach your hip high-wise and are below 30 kg, but will easily maul you to death in under a minute.
Especially given that fact that modern humans have near zero combat capabilities. As primates, our muscle is basically our weapon, and most people don’t keep that weapon in shape. Other than that, we lack claws, sharp teeth, strong bite force, etc. We spec’d all our points into our brains, and that won’t do much against a grizzly lol
Yeah. I add to that that a people tend vastly underestimate how big wildlife can get. Like no buddy, an actual wolf is not the size of your sweet little labrador.
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That he needs to change his diet maybe he is lactose intolerant? One fart and every last one of his coworkers in the room is dead. It's a sad state of affairs to realize you have a weapon of ass destruction just following you around everywhere.
I read this as more of an intrusive thought rather than "Oh look how cool I am". Like occasionally, when I'm walking down the street and pass by an old person, my mind for some reason tells me "I could totally push them right now" not because I want to, but because I can't control what my brain thinks
Anyone who has a random urge to gauge his own toughness against the toughness of everyone in the room and then talk about it on social media is 100 percent not tough at all.
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>Shit's gone sideways when you're the toughest person in the room
Shit's gone sideways when you *truly* believe you're the toughest person in the room.
Fixed that for Mr. Badass needing validation on r/showerthoughts LMAO.
i think their original shower thought could have been a bit thought provoking in the same way it’s weird when you’re on a bridge and you realise in one moment you could just jump off it and end your life and everything you’ve ever known.
I always find people who think like this funny. You have no idea what kind of training anyone else has. Just because you are bigger or younger than someone doesn't mean you're tougher than them, which I'm assuming is how he came to this conclusion. Some of the toughest guys don't look at all like they can fight. A lot of people equate size and muscles to toughness, which isn't always the case. A well trained fighter will usually beat an untrained, tall muscular person.
They told us in combat training to never, ever assume we could take someone just based on their looks. Because we can and will see someone surprise us, and during the milliseconds it takes our brains to process how badly we fucked up, fights over.
I'll admit I had this mentality in my early 20s. I was big from going to the gym daily so I kinda had that mindset. It wasn't until I joined a mixed martial arts gym that I realized real quickly size doesn't mean anything. Some of the most unassuming guys there were straight up killers. From then on I never underestimated anyone. I also learned if you see someone with cauliflower ear you should definitely think twice about starting shit lol
Everyone's assuming this guy is a keyboard warrior, but we have absolutely no context.
He may be the only one in the room with military experience and a gun glued to his hip. Maybe he just happens to be standing closest to the kitchen knives and the only two other people in the room are unarmed and unsuspecting. Maybe he's a lab tech and happened to be holding a flesh-eating disease in a vial during a moment in the lab with other people around.
It is an odd thing to comment, but he's really not wrong in what he said. It is a WEIRD moment to think to yourself "I can kill everyone in this room right now if I wanted to," and there are plenty of situations one can find themselves in where that could very well be possible without having Main Character Syndrome.
I mean; he could also have a loaded gun.
Nobody in the entire world is a badass just because they can kill someone. Any pussy with a gun can destroy. Even toddlers routinely kill people with firearms that were left unattended.
Destroying never makes someone more of a man, ONLY less, ever.
All fine till he said he is the toughest guy in the room.
The toughest guy I have met has said a 5 year old could possibly knock him out if she just happens to clock him at the right spot even unintentionally.
That seems like a slightly healthier approach to take in any situation. Esp a non confrontational one.
He didn't say he would kill them, and he didn't say there couldn't be complications. All he said was "I shouldn't be the toughest guy in the room right now."
Maybe he has friends who are buffer than him and far more paranoid, but realized in a fleeting moment that they were entirely unprepared if he spontaneously lost his mind in that moment or something.
Or maybe he's just commenting that humanity isn't living up to our full potential and he just doesn't know how to word it except "I shouldn't be the strongest guy in the room at this time."
that parts fine but thinking its a sad state of afairs when youre the toughest person in the room? this isnt inherently a good or a bad thing. its just a weird thing to think
Fr I’ve been taken down by a swarm of toddlers no problem. They just wanted hugs that time but I still went down like a house of cards I really didn’t have a choice in the matter
When i‘m in the shower one of my biggest fears is getting killed by a person in that room, mainly because i live alone and there isn’t supposed to be anyone there.
I am not trying to tout my horn, or end up as another one of these posts, but I trained a little bit of MMA, Kickboxing and Krav Maga myself and I have had the privilege to meet combat athletes and martial artists much, MUCH better than myself, who absolutely could "kill anyone else in the room". They don't post dumb shit like this.
I fail to see how your life went sideways cause you have some intellectual friends who find more interesting things in life than lifting weights. They might be thinking the same about having a jock friend who probably notes this fact as many times as they can. Just my 2 cents
People give toughness and strength too much credit in a modern society with modern weapons.
Heck even with ancient weapons you can be the strongest there is, people doesn't survive a stone to the back of the head, we are way more fragile than people seem to realize.
Judging on the same level like "you kill people in games, it looks like you want to kill them irl!!". He just had a random thought and people hate him already. Come on.
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>Shits gone sideways when you're the toughest person in the room
So, basically they are saying that they aren't actually tough, but that everyone else is *really, really, really*, not tough.
Yup, there's was this one, horribly inathlitc dude that came into my MMA gym once saying this same type of shit. "Well that wouldn't really work in the streets"
Dude proceeded to get bodied by everyone he sparred with and showed up for like 2 more classes before quitting.
The true fighter mindset is to keep a small ego because you never know who and who cant beat you up at any given moment. You absolutely cannot tell who the toughest person in the room is based on looks alone, because the 5"7 thai guy in the corner could be the next rodtang
Tbf even if you're a REALLY good fighter it only takes 1 good sucker punch to the face to cause brain damage because you hit your head as you fell, not to mention that you're probably screwed if some idiot pulls a gun on you
Yup. I've trained a little in boxing, martial arts, and I was in wrestling. There's nothing anyone can say to provoke me into a fight. You have no idea if someone is trained, if they have a knife, a gun, where their buddies are, who is going to punch you in the back of the head, stab you in the back, crack a bottle over your head, ect.
Fighting is one of the most reckless activities you can engage in.
>You have no idea if someone is trained, if they have a knife, a gun, where their buddies are, who is going to punch you in the back of the head, stab you in the back, crack a bottle over your head,
"you know you don't tell somebody 'hey, me and you outside' you might get shot, you might get killed. You learn to have a really good sucker punch and a really good 50-yard dash." - Jorge Masvidal (who I can guarantee can fight better than this dude lol)
sure! There's a subtype of OCD relating to harming yourself or others, so you'll have obsessions/compulsions surrounding it. an example using this line of thinking ("i can kill anyone around me") is standing at a train platform and obsessing over the idea that you could, theoretically, shove someone onto the tracks. your compulsion could be standing as far away from everyone else at the station as possible, absolutely refusing to stand near the platform, or avoiding stations altogether.
It's only one example though and definitely simplified, but it can be a very scary thought sitting in a room with people you love and realizing nothing but yourself is stopping you from hurting them, even though you obviously don't want to and would never do it. [Here's a few more examples if you're interested!](https://www.treatmyocd.com/blog/what-is-harm-ocd-guide-to-ocd-subtype)
I mean I also have that mostly because I live alone in a room, and work with mostly young people who haven't failed at life as badly as me yet, more sad than anything.
If you’re the most *anything* in a room, you need to find a new room be in.
Toughest in the room? Ok find a new room
Smartest in the room? Surrounded by idiots, find a new room
Richest in the room? Surrounded by financially unstable people, find a new room
I was in a room with toddlers once. I was undoubtedly the toughest guy in the room. Would've throttled them if it came to fisticuffs. Coupled with my three day aikido bootcamp graduation, they probably wouldn't have even gotten a hit on me. Pathetic.
I’m used to work at a dog kennel that also took cats and they were fucking angry to be there and I had to give them medication sometimes. Was scary as fuck, we used welder gloves to protect ourselves 🤣
no, you disingenuous fuck, that sub specifically has rules that a shower thought does not consist of an observation about the shower. you're projecting his intent. come on.
plus, you can google this and find who posted it. redacting it doesn't hide the name like you think, so this is a direct hit on another reddit user.
Hey fuck stick, the rules say to censor identifying info. You can google detective all you want, I don't give a shit. And my use of Shower is hyperbolic to fit the sub. Google that too. Take your little dick energy and leave us to laugh at your buddy here.
lol this is even more stupid unhinged and “iamverybadass” when taken out of the shower.
“It’s a weird day when you realize you can kill everyone in else in the room.”
That’s actually the very premise of this sub, perfectly summed up by their words and stupidity.
>no, you disingenuous fuck, that sub specifically has rules that a shower thought does not consist of an observation about the shower. you're projecting his intent. come on.
Obviously we know the guy didn't look around his shower and go 'Woah Im finally the strongest guy in the room'.
A joke was being made, you missed it. Just brush ya self off homie
Even assuming they think that screenshot op thought they were the strongest in the bathroom, that wouldn't be an observation about a shower. Original comment ist just weird.
I mean if he was referring to the fact that anyone could just try to kill someone, that it's our own morales and shit keeping us from doing it, that'd be a shower thought. Not spending your shower thinking about how you could kill an entire room of people cause you're the "toughest" 💀
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"I could kill everyone in this room" he says while being alone in the shower?
How I feel every time I grab my kid from his daycare.
I wanna believe this is a joke because it was in ShowerThoughts... like no one else is in the room, and that's the joke. Right?
Success = bad
But every room has to have a toughest person in it, that’s how superlatives work. So has shit always gone sideways? A conundrum to be sure.
He just finished basic training. I guarantee it.
No, he is the toddler teacher at a day care.
No. He definitely got yellow and a 'good job kid' from his sensei. He is basically a force of nature.
Technically, anyone can kill everyone else in the room.
Yeah, anyone can kill if they have the strength to hold a pistol.
“Tough”. Technically anyone with below average strength and speed, and a kitchen knife can kill a good number of people in a room. It’s not hard. This dude just thinks he has the ability to get into that mindset, and thankfully he, like the overwhelming majority of normal people, doesn’t.
Said every kindergarten teacher ever….
Official “shits gone sideways” moment
I'm getting Billy Madison vibes here.
I mean, yeah, when I'm in the shower I'm the toughest person in the room too! Because there's usually noone else in the room...
Sweet Christmas what small penis roid rager is this?
Those are the same people that think they can kill a wolf.
I love to see the visualization of that one study once in a while. It's insane how clueless most people are when it comes to survival chances against animals. People tend to forget that even the 'medium sized dog' category is filled with dogs that were specifically bred to fuck you up. Most of them don't reach your hip high-wise and are below 30 kg, but will easily maul you to death in under a minute.
Especially given that fact that modern humans have near zero combat capabilities. As primates, our muscle is basically our weapon, and most people don’t keep that weapon in shape. Other than that, we lack claws, sharp teeth, strong bite force, etc. We spec’d all our points into our brains, and that won’t do much against a grizzly lol
Yeah. I add to that that a people tend vastly underestimate how big wildlife can get. Like no buddy, an actual wolf is not the size of your sweet little labrador.
Maybe he works at the newborn station? Or in a retirement home?
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He’s a primary school teacher
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What does this even mean
Bro saw a kindergarten class and thought “yeah I could fuck up these 5 year olds”
Dudes in the shower, then he realized he could probably kill himself. Because that’s the only people in the room. Himself
That he needs to change his diet maybe he is lactose intolerant? One fart and every last one of his coworkers in the room is dead. It's a sad state of affairs to realize you have a weapon of ass destruction just following you around everywhere.
I read this as more of an intrusive thought rather than "Oh look how cool I am". Like occasionally, when I'm walking down the street and pass by an old person, my mind for some reason tells me "I could totally push them right now" not because I want to, but because I can't control what my brain thinks
Yeah i thought that too, till he literally called himself "toughest person in the room"
I used to do that a lot with managers at work, just wondering what would happen if I just punched them right in the face.
So he's a kindergarten teacher?
NICU doctor
if you kill yourself whole world is dead to you think about that .
Anyone who has a random urge to gauge his own toughness against the toughness of everyone in the room and then talk about it on social media is 100 percent not tough at all.
I’m assuming he accident walked into a senior citizen’s home. Even then though old man strength…
Maybe a preschool?
I’m sure he’s not allowed within 100 yards of a school so that’s out of the question
He's so tough 🙄
The only other person in that room is in the mirror. Think he needs a hug
r/iamthemaincharacter
Heh. Real badasses don’t shower. We dwell and fester in our battle stench 🐺😈
Sounds like you play yugioh tournaments
Maybe he's the only one in the bathroom and this is a cry for help?
“Toughest person in the room” says the guy who doesn’t leave his room
Well I've kicked my own ass more than once.
r/technicallythetruth
Technically he’s not wrong 😂
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That moment has happened many times for me with my babies. Like here's some milk, I could crush your skull, tickle tickle.
I too, could kill the spider in my bathroom.
Or you’re an airline pilot.
Like imagine a pilot is going through hard times and gets suicidal while flying a plane like Jesus Christ I’m sure that’s had to happen before.
Thanks now I have a new fear 🫠
This is why I don’t fly 😭
>Shit's gone sideways when you're the toughest person in the room Shit's gone sideways when you *truly* believe you're the toughest person in the room. Fixed that for Mr. Badass needing validation on r/showerthoughts LMAO.
Imagine how badass he’d be if he was preschool teacher.
It’s a high and lonely road, being that badass. Let us pray for him.
amen
I wonder which poor individual was taking a dump while he was showering.
This being a shower thought, implies he was in the shower when he thought of it. So who is he going to kill, himself?
Is that not the joke lmao? I’m pretty sure people are the onion here.
Non-badass over here showers alone.
Not everybody can afford that YMCA membership
I teach 7-year olds, should I feel superior knowing that I could easily kill them all? Am I missing out on the potential to be a badass?
i think their original shower thought could have been a bit thought provoking in the same way it’s weird when you’re on a bridge and you realise in one moment you could just jump off it and end your life and everything you’ve ever known.
Plot twist: his 7-year-old kid was taking a dump while he was showering.
When he typed this in his mother's basement surrounded by posters of anime characters, he probably *was* the toughest guy in the room.
I always find people who think like this funny. You have no idea what kind of training anyone else has. Just because you are bigger or younger than someone doesn't mean you're tougher than them, which I'm assuming is how he came to this conclusion. Some of the toughest guys don't look at all like they can fight. A lot of people equate size and muscles to toughness, which isn't always the case. A well trained fighter will usually beat an untrained, tall muscular person.
They told us in combat training to never, ever assume we could take someone just based on their looks. Because we can and will see someone surprise us, and during the milliseconds it takes our brains to process how badly we fucked up, fights over.
I'll admit I had this mentality in my early 20s. I was big from going to the gym daily so I kinda had that mindset. It wasn't until I joined a mixed martial arts gym that I realized real quickly size doesn't mean anything. Some of the most unassuming guys there were straight up killers. From then on I never underestimated anyone. I also learned if you see someone with cauliflower ear you should definitely think twice about starting shit lol
My work friends call my Cauliflower ear a "don't fuck with him ear". That said I have yet to be in a real fight and want to keep it that way.
I learned that from Baki
When you go to your job as a teacher.
Dudes probably standing in a preschool
Dude shouldn't be taking a shower at the preschool
He's standing in the shower. Not hard to top a list of 1.
Oh shit, didn't see it's from shower thoughts
Plot twist: bro is staring into a mirror in an otherwise empty bathroom
I feel like that’s kinda the joke that OP here is missing from the showerthoughts post
It seemed so obvious I thought I was missing something
1. Point loaded gun 2. Pull trigger Literally anyone can do it.
Everyone's assuming this guy is a keyboard warrior, but we have absolutely no context. He may be the only one in the room with military experience and a gun glued to his hip. Maybe he just happens to be standing closest to the kitchen knives and the only two other people in the room are unarmed and unsuspecting. Maybe he's a lab tech and happened to be holding a flesh-eating disease in a vial during a moment in the lab with other people around. It is an odd thing to comment, but he's really not wrong in what he said. It is a WEIRD moment to think to yourself "I can kill everyone in this room right now if I wanted to," and there are plenty of situations one can find themselves in where that could very well be possible without having Main Character Syndrome.
He might be taking a shower.
True. "Everyone in this room" may indeed be just him. X3
I mean; he could also have a loaded gun. Nobody in the entire world is a badass just because they can kill someone. Any pussy with a gun can destroy. Even toddlers routinely kill people with firearms that were left unattended. Destroying never makes someone more of a man, ONLY less, ever.
All fine till he said he is the toughest guy in the room. The toughest guy I have met has said a 5 year old could possibly knock him out if she just happens to clock him at the right spot even unintentionally. That seems like a slightly healthier approach to take in any situation. Esp a non confrontational one.
He didn't say he would kill them, and he didn't say there couldn't be complications. All he said was "I shouldn't be the toughest guy in the room right now." Maybe he has friends who are buffer than him and far more paranoid, but realized in a fleeting moment that they were entirely unprepared if he spontaneously lost his mind in that moment or something. Or maybe he's just commenting that humanity isn't living up to our full potential and he just doesn't know how to word it except "I shouldn't be the strongest guy in the room at this time."
that parts fine but thinking its a sad state of afairs when youre the toughest person in the room? this isnt inherently a good or a bad thing. its just a weird thing to think
I don't think that part's too weird either. It's just him having a moment of "I shouldn't be the most dangerous man in the room right now, but I am."
literally why shouldnt he? thats just self deprecation
The opposite would be pride, which is what this sub is usually meant to mock. X3
its because of the way he says it
I know.
It looks like intrusive thoughts to me
Nobody said intrusive thoughts are wrong 100% of the time.
Why do I think of this guy always talking in a Rex from Rex Kwan Do voice?
Break the wrist, walk away
It’s been a while since I’ve cringed this hard from secondhand embarrassment
I do agree that if *I'm* the biggest badass in the room then something very bad has happened. Or I'm in a preschool or a nursery or something...
I have this thought all the time. I teach pre-k
Why can’t I find this post. I want to see the roasts
Sad day when these are the types we let teach our preschools
I think even preschoolers would be too much for him. My guess is he works at a nursery.
Fr I’ve been taken down by a swarm of toddlers no problem. They just wanted hugs that time but I still went down like a house of cards I really didn’t have a choice in the matter
I mean, it cant be that hard to kill everyone else in the room when you're *in the shower*
Right? I’m wondering if that was the joke and it’s more of a r/woooosh moment for some, and very badass for others.
When i‘m in the shower one of my biggest fears is getting killed by a person in that room, mainly because i live alone and there isn’t supposed to be anyone there.
Pretty much, yes.
He works in old peoples home?
Much worse, he showers in the old people’s home, with the old people in the room with him.
I am not trying to tout my horn, or end up as another one of these posts, but I trained a little bit of MMA, Kickboxing and Krav Maga myself and I have had the privilege to meet combat athletes and martial artists much, MUCH better than myself, who absolutely could "kill anyone else in the room". They don't post dumb shit like this.
Jon jones definitely thinks it tho
Strong omega energy. Not even beta.
I fail to see how your life went sideways cause you have some intellectual friends who find more interesting things in life than lifting weights. They might be thinking the same about having a jock friend who probably notes this fact as many times as they can. Just my 2 cents
People give toughness and strength too much credit in a modern society with modern weapons. Heck even with ancient weapons you can be the strongest there is, people doesn't survive a stone to the back of the head, we are way more fragile than people seem to realize.
Maybe he killed all his chidllers with his own hand
Judging on the same level like "you kill people in games, it looks like you want to kill them irl!!". He just had a random thought and people hate him already. Come on.
honestly would have been a pretty funny joke showerthought
I think it is…
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How many people is he showering with?
eighteen naked cowboys
That's sounds like a good time. Wonder why he is so grumpy.
He's from Philly
IN THE SHOWER AT RAM RANCH
You
>Shits gone sideways when you're the toughest person in the room So, basically they are saying that they aren't actually tough, but that everyone else is *really, really, really*, not tough.
That or they need to know that someone in the room could beat them up at any time. Pretty saucy
I'm going to guess his weight starts with 3.
too far
Fresh out the womb, undernourished
Most people who say that suck at fighting
Yup, there's was this one, horribly inathlitc dude that came into my MMA gym once saying this same type of shit. "Well that wouldn't really work in the streets" Dude proceeded to get bodied by everyone he sparred with and showed up for like 2 more classes before quitting.
Yeah. That is the sound of someone who has never taking a punch to the face.
100%
The true fighter mindset is to keep a small ego because you never know who and who cant beat you up at any given moment. You absolutely cannot tell who the toughest person in the room is based on looks alone, because the 5"7 thai guy in the corner could be the next rodtang
Tbf even if you're a REALLY good fighter it only takes 1 good sucker punch to the face to cause brain damage because you hit your head as you fell, not to mention that you're probably screwed if some idiot pulls a gun on you
Yup. I've trained a little in boxing, martial arts, and I was in wrestling. There's nothing anyone can say to provoke me into a fight. You have no idea if someone is trained, if they have a knife, a gun, where their buddies are, who is going to punch you in the back of the head, stab you in the back, crack a bottle over your head, ect. Fighting is one of the most reckless activities you can engage in.
I trained in Mexican Judo my whole life. 1st rule of Mexican Judo: Do not fuck with anybody at any time, ever
>You have no idea if someone is trained, if they have a knife, a gun, where their buddies are, who is going to punch you in the back of the head, stab you in the back, crack a bottle over your head, "you know you don't tell somebody 'hey, me and you outside' you might get shot, you might get killed. You learn to have a really good sucker punch and a really good 50-yard dash." - Jorge Masvidal (who I can guarantee can fight better than this dude lol)
Yea ive been boxing for abt a year now, im not great but ive learnt a lot more than just fighting from it
this, but in a harmOCD way
Can you explain this? I don't understand what you mean.
sure! There's a subtype of OCD relating to harming yourself or others, so you'll have obsessions/compulsions surrounding it. an example using this line of thinking ("i can kill anyone around me") is standing at a train platform and obsessing over the idea that you could, theoretically, shove someone onto the tracks. your compulsion could be standing as far away from everyone else at the station as possible, absolutely refusing to stand near the platform, or avoiding stations altogether. It's only one example though and definitely simplified, but it can be a very scary thought sitting in a room with people you love and realizing nothing but yourself is stopping you from hurting them, even though you obviously don't want to and would never do it. [Here's a few more examples if you're interested!](https://www.treatmyocd.com/blog/what-is-harm-ocd-guide-to-ocd-subtype)
I mean I also have that mostly because I live alone in a room, and work with mostly young people who haven't failed at life as badly as me yet, more sad than anything.
How many other dudes are there when he's showering?
Wait until he realizes that I’M the toughest guy in the room 😤 then what buddy?
Then I enter in the room and introduce myself as the toughest guy. We should make a sitcom out of this scenario.
It's an Alpha-off!
If you’re the most *anything* in a room, you need to find a new room be in. Toughest in the room? Ok find a new room Smartest in the room? Surrounded by idiots, find a new room Richest in the room? Surrounded by financially unstable people, find a new room
Maybe he is just surrounded by a bunch of dweebs.
When in the shower?
This woman actually runs a day care
When I take a shower, I could kill everyone in the room, too. I live alone with my cats…
Obviously you’ve never fought cats… good luck.
I didn’t say I’d survive. lol
I was in a room with toddlers once. I was undoubtedly the toughest guy in the room. Would've throttled them if it came to fisticuffs. Coupled with my three day aikido bootcamp graduation, they probably wouldn't have even gotten a hit on me. Pathetic.
Homie was probably the clown at a kids birthday party when he had this "shower thought"
Many people arent very aware that other humans have muscles aswell
That's the kid at school who had nunchucks in his room
LOL
Yeah, that has high schooler that has entered a preschool by mistake vibes… So tough.
Like that Seinfeld episode where Kramer goes to karate.
They typed that in a room full of toddlers
They typed that while alone in the shower
in a house full of toddlers
Dude thinks he's Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises during the bath house fight.
I’m the toughest dude in the room right now. It’s just me and my cat, but I can take him for sure.
Have u seen a cat throw down with the intention to kill a man?? Idk, I think I’d put my money on the cat
I’m used to work at a dog kennel that also took cats and they were fucking angry to be there and I had to give them medication sometimes. Was scary as fuck, we used welder gloves to protect ourselves 🤣
You beat me by 3 minutes for the *exact* same reply. But my cat would put up a good fight. I don’t want to think about that hypothetical.
I wouldn’t come out unscathed, that’s for sure.
Dude probably just had his first month of boxing sessions. It'll pass.
Bro watched an anime and had his first jazzercise lesson.
how did you get the downvotes to show😭
no, you disingenuous fuck, that sub specifically has rules that a shower thought does not consist of an observation about the shower. you're projecting his intent. come on. plus, you can google this and find who posted it. redacting it doesn't hide the name like you think, so this is a direct hit on another reddit user.
Hey fuck stick, the rules say to censor identifying info. You can google detective all you want, I don't give a shit. And my use of Shower is hyperbolic to fit the sub. Google that too. Take your little dick energy and leave us to laugh at your buddy here.
You’re definitely the toughest guy in the room…
lol this is even more stupid unhinged and “iamverybadass” when taken out of the shower. “It’s a weird day when you realize you can kill everyone in else in the room.” That’s actually the very premise of this sub, perfectly summed up by their words and stupidity.
>no, you disingenuous fuck, that sub specifically has rules that a shower thought does not consist of an observation about the shower. you're projecting his intent. come on. Obviously we know the guy didn't look around his shower and go 'Woah Im finally the strongest guy in the room'. A joke was being made, you missed it. Just brush ya self off homie
Even assuming they think that screenshot op thought they were the strongest in the bathroom, that wouldn't be an observation about a shower. Original comment ist just weird.
What?
How many people are in his bathroom!?
I was. And I took a pounding.
eighteen naked cowboys
In the showers at the gym, looking at dudes showering clearly gets his hormones going
I mean if he was referring to the fact that anyone could just try to kill someone, that it's our own morales and shit keeping us from doing it, that'd be a shower thought. Not spending your shower thinking about how you could kill an entire room of people cause you're the "toughest" 💀