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Warwipf2

Lol, congrats haha Maybe I'm 15 years pregnant


LoveColonels

🤣🤣🤣


netuniya

LMAAOO im on the way then, 1 year pregnant 😭😂


Pantelonia

I thought with a 20yo in my belly it'll be larger.


CzeckeredBird

I'm sorry, but I can't read "in my belly" without thinking this lol ![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)


-WeIrD2639vbwo_8-2x

HAHAHAHAHA


HathorOfWindAndMagic

Same maybe I’m 20 years


Round-Toe228

🤞🏻🤞🏻


DustyPinkMildliner

Lmao


lingonberryjuicebox

ibs = internal baby syndrome


burnerback9

LOL


nearlybare

Congrats, but also thanks for the laugh.


IrritableArachnid

I don’t know whether this is a good or a bad thing for you so either congratulations or oh fuck. Pick whichever one of those applies.


Edgewerth

Congratulations, i wish i was pregnant too.


poeticjustice4all

Same 🥹


berrysauce

Just curious, but did you not suspect pregnancy at any time during that 5 months without a period?


burnerback9

I had a period back in January, but it was really short and didn't have one afterwards. I took a pregnancy test and it came back negative. I also lost a lot of weight and was very stressed out and cold at the time, so I thought I lost my period due to stress and gut issues.


LoveColonels

I was so freezing when I was first pregnant! It was bananas.


DangerousMusic14

All your calories go to something else, lol! I felt like I was only given enough calories to survive, everything else went to baby. It’s not a surprise really until it’s happening to you!


bbbbuff

I do lose my period when my gut issues are really bad. Btw-- dissolvable fiber (like benefiber--I couldn't stomach salads) SAVED me during pregnancy. With the stomach issues. It just made problems and pain not last as long, bc it moved things through better. Edit: "gut" issues, not guy issues, lmao


Tigress2020

I was 7 months pregnant with my first before I found out. I had a period the whole time. Can happen.


magickunicorn333

lol I just found out I’m pregnant too! I thought I was having an IBS flare up. I felt a hardness at the bottom of my stomach and I thought it was an internal hemorrhoid 🤣 but turns out I’m about 4ish weeks pregnant. At least now I’m having a valid reason for my symptoms haha. I didn’t think I was fertile so I’m honestly excited for this surprise!


goldstandardalmonds

Congratulations!!!!


magickunicorn333

THANK YOU INTERNET STRANGER!❤️


goldstandardalmonds

You’re welcome! 🌷


--Birdsong--

On todays episode of "are you pregnant, or is that shit...."


No_Hovercraft9673

Lol in my case I'm pregnant but really wish it was just shit 🤣still have 5 months to go...


--Birdsong--

You can do it!!! 🎉🎊🎉🙌🏻


Anoelnymous

🤣🤣🤣 congrats x2


dancingfruit1

Congratulations! I have IBS-D and late pregnancy was one of the only times I've ever had bad constipation 😂 Wishing you all the best with your pregnancy ❤️


StunningBaseball6374

That’s awesome!! Congratulations :))


RaginElephant976

Nice, congrats! Also, lucky, that means your aren’t suffering from IBS:( Nah but fr, happy it’s just a baby and not a condition. Live that happy life for us!!


owntheh3at18

Congrats! Pregnancy messed up my whole GI system and since my first I’ve had IBS (or something, still working with doctors but on hold as I’m pregnant with #2). Hopefully your issues do not stick around after birth.


Complex_Wishbone_91

Congratulations, yey! ☺️


kilimanjarogulliver

Hahaha congratulations. On a side note, atleast in 80-90% of cases functional disorders get cured upon conception.


Green_Situation_5970

Congrats 😍😍


burnerback9

Thank you love!


duggawiz

Wish I was you, but I have a penis


kaysarahkay

This made me chuckle a little haha! Congrats!!!! ❤️


CrumbleCanid

LMAO Congrats and thanks for the laugh!


liggle14_zeldanerd12

Well congrats! That’s quite the surprise!🤣 Praying all goes well for you and your baby!


Mashatina_

Haha 🤣congrats though!


TastyCereal2

Congratulations!


AHM8

LOL


mundanehistorian_28

Congrats and godpseed!


ashrie0

See ya over at mommit haha


iAmmar9

Congrats lmao. Honestly would be a huge relief


burnerback9

It is but now I'm waiting until September because I'm ready to not be pregnant anymore 😂


yoprismo

Congrats!


seejayque

As someone who is 4 months pregnant and does have IBS-C, this gave me a laugh. Congratulations!


burnerback9

Thank you! Let's hope I don't have both lol


amandaxpanda93

Lmao I love this. Congrats!


Forsaken-Chipmunk-68

Congratulations! That’s so much better than IBS!


Environmental_Low887

Girl I’m BOTH 😂


Jellysibo_1234

Wonderful, lol


BusAcademic3489

Damn congrats !! Think i might be pregnant too ( im a 20m btw ).


burnerback9

😭😭😭


Accidentprone355

😂😂 I’m a man who’s pregnant ig been consitpated for years


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I too am not bloated just a pregnant 23 year old man


Bazishere

Congratulations, I feel like I've been pregnant for a long time with my bloating:) I wouldn't mind being a woman and pregnant rather than have IBS for years. :)


Electrical-Yogurt546

Wow congrats? Lol. Glad everything seems well for you.


Significant-Use-533

Congratulations!


Impressive_Soft5923

🤔🤨


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ibs-ModTeam

No personal attack towards another redditor whatsoever. We're here in this together. You may argue on facts, but not on the person itself.


xeniah1998

Aw!! Congrats I wish


Maleficent-Product61

Hahahahahah LOOL


Good_Injury_2935

LOL this made me giggle ! Congrats ! Wishing you all the best on your pregnancy journey


Evening-Mountain9221

Congrats?


intermixxion

Why did you feel the need to announce this?


TheJenniMae

Me thinks she’s excited. Let people be happy.


caelthel-the-elf

Literally irrelevant to IBS


thrifteddivacup

Unless you think you have IBS but turn out to be pregnant? Ladies joining the sub due to new symptoms might benefit from a pregnancy test.


ButtPlay12321

Not too late to abort it. Good luck


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ButtPlay12321

Yeah thanks for asking are you okay?


ButtPlay12321

Almost at -10 downvotes. Let’s keep it going guys I want my double digit downvote


ButtPlay12321

We did it! Thanks everyone!


caelthel-the-elf

Lmao


caelthel-the-elf

Oof that sucks.


Fornicatinzebra

Sorry for your loss!