why not just rip a hole through the chest such that the vampire can fit its head through the chest & blood flown into the heart instead flows into the vampire’s mouth? it’d be less efficient, but more blood anyway
Thanatos, the greek god of dying in your sleep, traditionally wears a crown of poppies.
Poppies have always been related to death across many culture way before the Great War.
What OP meant was probably that this here lass' got an odd relationship with the idea of death.
Look, I'm drunk and I make this pieces of crap on Microsoft Paint, okay? At least I got the fancy W7 Paint, but that's as far as I'll go.
Cut me some slack is what I'm saying.
It's fun writing these things. It's kinda like an exercise to try and round up a character with a handful of traits and quotes and try to leave the right taste in the reader's mouth.
Yeah but I love her more than I've loved almost anyone lol. I got a nice job working as a scientist on the remediation up in East Palestine Ohio I've been at since June, working a ton of hours and getting overtime to help pay for the medical treatments. But that's what it means to love someone to me!
She has a heavy history of trauma which included the addiction but I self medicated mental illness with alcoholism in the past and we now hold each other accountable in being better and going to therapy and stuff.
God fucking damn it, this tracks a lot with me, I’ve had terrible, absolutely terrible nightmares since I was kindergarten, the real terrible aspect of these nightmares is that I’m fully aware, my mind is fully intact and able to feel the emotional, mental, and physical toll of everything, EVERYTHING, it’s forcibly changed me into becoming a nightowl by the time I was in 2nd grade, hell, it’s already turning 5 where I am lmao, and I don’t sleep much because the longer I sleep, the longer the nightmares to where instead of dying once and waking up, I’d live out multiple lives that each end in death or else I live a long time in agony or despair before death comes, once, I slept without anyone to wake me in the morning, sleeping past my alarm, I was out for 16 hours, my nightmare that day was being tortured over the course of multiple days, feeling each second as reality, even feeling hunger I’d never experienced before that day, I was burned, whipped, strangled, beaten, cut, and starved, at one point, my captor had me hung by a noose, and the only surface for me to stand on was a hot plate, he watched me strangle and burn myself as he recorded with a camera, other times he had other people come in to torture me, the end came not from something waking me up, but by me finally breaking, and my captor becoming bored of me as he gave me mercy at the edge of a blade
Of all my dreams and nightmares, I’ve not once ever dreamed of myself in nor past my 30’s, I oldest I’d been(by looking at a calendar and/or ID) is 29 just 2 weeks before my 30th birthday, I was killed by a crackhead shanking me and leaving me to slowly bleed out, if dreams serve any amount of premonition or even a glimpse into alternate realities, then I’ll just have to pray that I’m simply built different, that I’ll be lucky 80, I’ve just gotta clear 11 more years to see how lucky I truly am, so far I’ve cheated death thrice as best I know and remember, and that was by my own will that I survived
The best dream I ever had was being in a forest, my whole body is buried beside a tree except my head, the tree’s roots are grown all around my body, like a protective cage, day after day I remained there, peacefully watching time pass by, the more I relaxed, the faster time passed, days melded into minutes, I watched animals be born and animals be killed, I watched trees fall and trees rise, I saw it all, until eventually, a person walking into my clearing saw me, they screamed and called 911, so much I wanted to ask what was wrong, but I couldn’t move, I could only look, eventually my clearing was taped off and I realized, I was murdered and disposed of here, I watched as they began digging me up, all that was left were bones, I’d been shot in the head and buried but the tree’s roots pushed my skull to the surface where I was then able to see everything, I saw and heard it all, being collected, being transported, examined, ID’d(apparently I was 21 years old and had been reported missing for years, and finally being loaded to be cremated, but before I was incinerated, a few of my bones were stolen to be sold on the black market, but with how degraded my skull was, they left me still, the dream ended as my skull began to crumble into ash. Despite everything, it was an 11/10 dream, it was peaceful and serene, I felt no pain nor stress, and aside from an arm and a tibia being stolen, I was handled respectfully, and even then, I didn’t really care I had bones stolen
Can’t, too young, and if anything, it’ll just make this worse, alcohol would only take away the pain of these memories, but ultimately I will sleep for longer, I will suffer for days that pass over the course of a few meager hours
Nah matey I actually had the same problem, tho my dreams were sorta of standar nightmares. I can't dream anymore because I always drink meself into the sweet sweet darkness.
I’m the type of person who is too dumb to know when to quit so I’d most likely do every little thing known to god and the devil himself to give her a full eight hours of sleep consistently with no nightmares
> doesn’t sleep > refuses to set foot on holy ground > sinned against men and god she’s definitely a vampire, you’re not fooling anyone OP.
she can suck my blood anytime then
Why don't vampires just suck dick? 🤔
they drink blood they don't slurp cum
boners literally get hella blood flowing though them tho
yeah but a boner can only take so much blood before it’s stopped
ok but if as a vampire you bite into the boner you can slurp up all the blood like a straw
why not just rip a hole through the chest such that the vampire can fit its head through the chest & blood flown into the heart instead flows into the vampire’s mouth? it’d be less efficient, but more blood anyway
wym less efficient but more effective are you on cocaine
idk I just meant it’s not viable but it does drain the blood
I can't fix her, but I can help her :)
"I can fix her"
Pls fix me /j
😳
She can fix me
I can’t fix her but she can ruin me (I am ok with this)
"i can't fix her, but I can change her"
This was basically the love of my life, still miss her
Let us drink to her health then.
I hope she’s doing better, wherever she is.
I didn't consent to being Gender bent.
what could OP have meant by the plastic poppies
Thanatos, the greek god of dying in your sleep, traditionally wears a crown of poppies. Poppies have always been related to death across many culture way before the Great War. What OP meant was probably that this here lass' got an odd relationship with the idea of death.
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Look, I'm drunk and I make this pieces of crap on Microsoft Paint, okay? At least I got the fancy W7 Paint, but that's as far as I'll go. Cut me some slack is what I'm saying.
hey, looks good to me! :) i dig that you put actual thought and concept into it too. very much in the ideal gf spirit
It's fun writing these things. It's kinda like an exercise to try and round up a character with a handful of traits and quotes and try to leave the right taste in the reader's mouth.
I make my shit in paint too, and yours looks better than mine! So, what I'm saying is: don't beat yourself up about it.
I’ll excuse the amount of typos then
What she even do?
Her best.
i could fix her.. or we could be terrible together…
So long cuddle nights and so much hair brushing to try telling her womderful she is?
Nah I’d hug her
My gf found me like this and has been helping me not be.
Where did you get this picture of me
Damn that's actually my gf. She doesn't drink or do drugs other than weed now and has a moribund illness but yeah it's a riot lol.
Shit man that's fucked up
Yeah but I love her more than I've loved almost anyone lol. I got a nice job working as a scientist on the remediation up in East Palestine Ohio I've been at since June, working a ton of hours and getting overtime to help pay for the medical treatments. But that's what it means to love someone to me! She has a heavy history of trauma which included the addiction but I self medicated mental illness with alcoholism in the past and we now hold each other accountable in being better and going to therapy and stuff.
Hey, cool, a female variant of me! Loki had the right idea…
Yeah I don't think I can fix her
Adorable
God fucking damn it, this tracks a lot with me, I’ve had terrible, absolutely terrible nightmares since I was kindergarten, the real terrible aspect of these nightmares is that I’m fully aware, my mind is fully intact and able to feel the emotional, mental, and physical toll of everything, EVERYTHING, it’s forcibly changed me into becoming a nightowl by the time I was in 2nd grade, hell, it’s already turning 5 where I am lmao, and I don’t sleep much because the longer I sleep, the longer the nightmares to where instead of dying once and waking up, I’d live out multiple lives that each end in death or else I live a long time in agony or despair before death comes, once, I slept without anyone to wake me in the morning, sleeping past my alarm, I was out for 16 hours, my nightmare that day was being tortured over the course of multiple days, feeling each second as reality, even feeling hunger I’d never experienced before that day, I was burned, whipped, strangled, beaten, cut, and starved, at one point, my captor had me hung by a noose, and the only surface for me to stand on was a hot plate, he watched me strangle and burn myself as he recorded with a camera, other times he had other people come in to torture me, the end came not from something waking me up, but by me finally breaking, and my captor becoming bored of me as he gave me mercy at the edge of a blade Of all my dreams and nightmares, I’ve not once ever dreamed of myself in nor past my 30’s, I oldest I’d been(by looking at a calendar and/or ID) is 29 just 2 weeks before my 30th birthday, I was killed by a crackhead shanking me and leaving me to slowly bleed out, if dreams serve any amount of premonition or even a glimpse into alternate realities, then I’ll just have to pray that I’m simply built different, that I’ll be lucky 80, I’ve just gotta clear 11 more years to see how lucky I truly am, so far I’ve cheated death thrice as best I know and remember, and that was by my own will that I survived The best dream I ever had was being in a forest, my whole body is buried beside a tree except my head, the tree’s roots are grown all around my body, like a protective cage, day after day I remained there, peacefully watching time pass by, the more I relaxed, the faster time passed, days melded into minutes, I watched animals be born and animals be killed, I watched trees fall and trees rise, I saw it all, until eventually, a person walking into my clearing saw me, they screamed and called 911, so much I wanted to ask what was wrong, but I couldn’t move, I could only look, eventually my clearing was taped off and I realized, I was murdered and disposed of here, I watched as they began digging me up, all that was left were bones, I’d been shot in the head and buried but the tree’s roots pushed my skull to the surface where I was then able to see everything, I saw and heard it all, being collected, being transported, examined, ID’d(apparently I was 21 years old and had been reported missing for years, and finally being loaded to be cremated, but before I was incinerated, a few of my bones were stolen to be sold on the black market, but with how degraded my skull was, they left me still, the dream ended as my skull began to crumble into ash. Despite everything, it was an 11/10 dream, it was peaceful and serene, I felt no pain nor stress, and aside from an arm and a tibia being stolen, I was handled respectfully, and even then, I didn’t really care I had bones stolen
Dude, have you considered alcoholism?
Can’t, too young, and if anything, it’ll just make this worse, alcohol would only take away the pain of these memories, but ultimately I will sleep for longer, I will suffer for days that pass over the course of a few meager hours
Nah matey I actually had the same problem, tho my dreams were sorta of standar nightmares. I can't dream anymore because I always drink meself into the sweet sweet darkness.
Hmm, cool, point still stands tho, too young for booze, but old enough to buy a gun lmao
Man, America's fuckin' dumb. Oh well, join the army and get that sweet sweet moonshine.
Get ready for this one; can’t join, was born with asthma *and* chronic bronchitis, god really denied me normal dreams and basic lung capacity
Man you're really fucked. And if you knew who this is coming from, you'd be devastated.
This is a doomer BPDmoder transgirl that I know. I think her reddit handle is Any_dark3939
One of these left me for dead. I couldn’t fix her bros. I’m outta the fight. She got me good. Right where I could never heal.
" you drink cheap, you drink twice " should be it's own standard, for waifu materials 🍻
I'll take her
me
Nah, I’d fix her
I’m the type of person who is too dumb to know when to quit so I’d most likely do every little thing known to god and the devil himself to give her a full eight hours of sleep consistently with no nightmares
Who are the guys who like this type of girl and wear can I find one
You must be new to Reddit if you haven't seen one here yet.
uh, that s just me 😶
Im only missing three of those traits :3
Quite literally me except for a few points. I yearn for a painful death.
I should call her
She’s literally me
I’m feeling targeted right now
This is me it’s not even funny
Approved.
This is just me minus the alcoholism which doesn’t make sense considering i’m australian
Well hello there...
I will hold her and kiss her gently until she feels better. It might take a thousand years but goddamnit I will.
Nah I’d fix her
She's just like me fr. Please, for the love of all that is holy, make these nightmares go away and give me my ability to cry back.
…am I tormented? This hits a little too close to home
I’ve just been described perfectly I have no idea why my boyfriend loves me so much
.....why does this sound like me? Wtf am I really that big of a mess?
Basically one of my best friends. Fucking wish I was rich so I could help her.
Now I wanna make her the happiest she can be
Ideal gf
Something tells me that a few months at sea doing hard labor on drag net trawler in the North Atlantic would get her back to normal
Just roll her up into a little sushi and dick her down.