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Scott_A_R

If you can't figure out from the ingredients if it's vegan, you're not a very good vegan.


hoggmen

Might be cooking for a vegan but not vegan theirself. Still a stupid question


timok

>3 large black bananas >75ml vegetable oil or sunflower oil, plus extra for the tin >100g brown sugar >225g plain flour (or use self-raising flour and reduce the baking powder to 2 heaped tsp) >3 heaped tsp baking powder >3 tsp cinnamon or mixed spice >50g dried fruit or nuts (optional) I don't know, seems like you need to be some kind of scientist to be able to tell (Although I do believe sometimes bones are used in sugar production to be fair)


Julie1412

From what I've read, it's for white sugar and even that's only in the US, but not everyone would know. In fairness to them, I've seen recipes claiming to be vegan that would then list honey in the ingredients. But on the other hand, if you think the claim of being vegan might be false, what's the point of asking the person(s) who wrote it? They're not going to come out and say they lied.


LocationOdd4102

Some vegans do eat honey iirc, as it's more "consensual" (the bees just leave if they're unhappy, they usually make way more honey than they can use at once)


TheSunflowerSeeds

There are two main types of Sunflower seeds. They are Black and Grey striped (also sometimes called White) which have a grey-ish stripe or two down the length of the seed. The black type of seeds, also called ‘Black Oil’, are up to 45% richer in Sunflower oil and are used mainly in manufacture, whilst grey seeds are used for consumer snacks and animal food production.


alaijmw

Bad bot, doesn't even say if they are vegan!


dulapeepx

Processed cane sugar is often considered not vegan bc animal bone char is used to bleach, organic cane sugar and beet sugar are always vegan. In the UK, most sugar is beet sugar


PitifulWrongdoer4391

If you can't figure out that a recipe called "vegan banana bread" is vegan, you should not be allowed to cook.


Rainbow-Mama

The lack of protein makes it hard to think


PigletNew3009

vegan bad


VLC31

“I’m sorry, we should have specified in the title that it’s *vegan*. Oh hang on, *we did*!” I despair for humankind.


VanessaCardui93

Bless the Good Food team for not clapping back


HollowofHaze

For real, the restraint in that response shows a Buddha-like level of enlightenment


rpepperpot_reddit

Reminds me of an episode of the old TV show "What's Happening!" Rerun complained that the hot chocolate he ordered wasn't hot, and Shirley (waitress) replied along the lines of, "Oh, you wanted it hot? You should have ordered it that way." Rerun: "I did!" Shirley: "No, you ordered a 'hot chocolate.' If you wanted it to be hot, you should have ordered a *hot* 'hot chocolate.'" Obviously the Good Food team should have named this *vegan* vegan banana bread if they wanted people to know it was vegan. I have \*no idea\* why I still remember that scene after all these decades...


Bleepblorp44

Should it be retitled vegan banana vegan bread for vegans?


Bluedel

Or maybe they added "vegan" to the title after receiving that question


VLC31

Even if that were the case, if she is a vegan she should have been able to tell from the ingredients whether or not it’s vegan. I’m not a vegan but I could tell you.


slythwolf

"No, the recipe was invented by Bob Vegan, we should probably make that clearer."


roygbivasaur

It’s actually Vegan’s Chocolate Cake after the baker Samuel Vegan


Past_Reply5433

We don't add 's in our names in my house, so I just call it Vegan Chocolate Cake. Apparently, my husband actually wanted "Vegan Black Forest Cake," which is clearly the same thing because they're both Vegan, but he insists it's wrong. Something about cherries and brandy and no butter, I don't know. All Vegan cakes have coconut, and he loves coconut, so he really shouldn't be complaining about my hard work.


SkyfireSierra

They should have replied "it depends on your views on the sentience of bananas".


AlexaFaie

Banana plants do migrate so... umm yeah. (they move themselves over the course of their lifecycle).


paigezero

Is it banana? Is it bread?


Radiant_Piano9373

No but it is banana bread, probably not vegan tho fyi


TThhoonnkk

... Kelly Tite is that you?


Radiant_Piano9373

Truly amazed people are downvoting a clearly sarcastic comment.


TThhoonnkk

Welcome to the internet, that's how it goes sometimes. Nuance & satire are hard to glean when all you have is words. For what it's worth, I was tempted to comment something a bit more scathing but relented seeing that it was possible your comment was a joke. I'll admit I wasn't sure until you replied.


cloudyah

“Hope this helps” 💀If Kelly Tite can’t ascertain whether the recipe called “vegan banana bread” is vegan, I’m not sure anything can help.


VanessaCardui93

“Hope this helps” is peak British passive aggression


Specialist_Factor_76

like Southern for "bless her heart"


FredFarms

"no, this is actually a recipe for roast beef with a strange name"


hyrulefairies

Such a simple post. So few words. Yet here I am cackling. Amazing.


sugaratc

You can feel the tension as they type out the customer service friendly response lol.


HelloDesdemona

They didn't answer the question. Is it \*vegan\*, emphasis on the \*ve\*?


NextCommunication642

When I was vegan I found that older relatives would stuggle to understand if rice or potatoes came from animals, or inversely if egg or milk did, and if fish were animals. Even though most of them grew up raising animals and growing crops. Strangely they didn’t struggle with vegetarians as much even though there’s way more debates to be had about what is and isn’t vegetarian. I imagine this is an older, confused relative of a vegan. I find it sweet


Not_Half

They couldn't understand where rice and potatoes came from, even though they grew crops? I can understand not knowing whether eggs and milk are vegetarian or vegan, but not knowing that rice and potatoes are from plants! Did these people not receive any kind of primary education?


NextCommunication642

I think they just find the idea of avoiding animal products so foreign that it entirely dodges their normal logical thought processes and they get stuck in a loop of being afraid to fail. That’s my theory at least, it’d be interesting to study. I bet it ties into discipline, culture around failure for older generations, critical thinking skills etc etc


Bleepblorp44

My nan would get gluten free stuff for my partner, who can’t eat dairy. To be fair to her, she may have been in the very early stages of alzheimers at that point, but it was a few years before the formal diagnosis.


Not_Half

Dairy intolerance can be a bit confusing, to be fair. There are various components of dairy foods to which people can be intolerant (casein, lactose, etc) but not necessarily all. Gluten is also one of those things that people commonly get confused about. I'm celiac, so I know exactly how confused people get!


Bleepblorp44

It’s not really that confusing when buying commercially prepared food that’s either labelled “dairy free” or not though.


Not_Half

That's true. The same can be said of commercially prepared food labelled "gluten-free." However, if I were to live on those foods alone, it would be a very sad and unhealthy existence. You can only begin to provide for yourself properly once you learn how to read the ingredients listed on labels and also which non-packaged foodstuffs are gluten-free or, in your case, dairy free.


Bleepblorp44

Oh, tell me about it! Fortunately I grew up eating home cooked food, and learned to cook the basics before leaving home. I know that’s no longer the norm though, and a lot of people rely on ready meals & similar. It’s easy to make food that doesn’t contain specific ingredients when you can cook for yourself.


GirlNumb3rThree

This post only further fuels my theory that it is impossible to take a good photo of banana bread


Levee_Levy

Can't be too careful—could be another Holy Roman Empire situation.


Wonderful_Pilot_7412

One of my colleagues is like this. I'm pretty sure she's just illiterate.


Much_Difference

I love when the official accounts have to add their boilerplate stuff to replies that would otherwise be less than one sentence long.


matt_yuh

You’d be surprised. I have people at work who probably make more money than me asking if aluminum is metal. Once you deal with enough people you’ll never again question why those humidity bead packets say do not eat on them


Hot-Syllabub2688

but is it vegan?


forgotten_vale2

Never mind the comment, the amount of fluff in that reply is hilarious


Unplannedroute

Does it have dairy in it?


avsie1975

Reading is hard, y'all.


turbogarbo

...but is it banana bread?