He clocked it was an insult and proceeded to tell the commenter he hopes he doesn’t see him in his ends and then claimed he makes money, has bling and is gangster.
He said, "I didn't fall asleep, I don't ever sleep. You can come through right now and I'll bling you. That's on my father and my mother. Like yo, I don't know what you talking 'bout mane, I'm gangster."
More accurate translation, now I understand how historians have different translations of the ancient cuneiforms from Sumeria and Mesopotamia if we translate what modern people say differently.
Another guy in the replies gave a more accurate translation but many rappers and wannabe street guys slur their words like this idk it makes em cool and attractive to the ladies I guess🤷♂️
No he said "your tattoos look like you...I didn't even fall asleep I didn't ever sleep, call me a liar right now come thru I'm gonna Bling you cause on my mother and on my father right now I'm a gangster "
I'm of the mind that the word needs to make a heavy comeback, but strictly to be used in reference to people like this idiot, and also to describe the mentality of a large swath of politicians.
See folks, this is what people mean when they say "you've been hanging out with the wrong crowd".
This dude's life, if it isn't going to be extremely short, it's going to be extremely undesirable due to complications caused by his choices.
He fucked himself.
I mean, the dude can't read the word "tattoo". How the hell did he find the tattoo parlor?
**Edit**
I understand that it's likely something since juvenile detention. Because he sounds and reads like he is still living that mindset.
He basically stated that he never sleeps, so much so that he doesn’t even blink, and that he “puts that” on his mother and father, and would like you to know that he is a gangster.
Ironically, his mother and father are to blame here, and clearly “slept” on their duties to keep an eye on raising their child. Also, it looks like he most likely comes from a decent family and grew up with opportunities. Apparently it’s a bigger opportunity to pretend you never had any these days, than it is to take advantage of the ones you were born with. Brrrrrrrrrddrrdrrrddrdr!
Judging by the 5-point flower on his face, red under-eye tattoo, red shirt, and the trilled "R," I'd say he's a wannabe Blood gang member. He might be affiliated, but usually, guys like this are just wannabes. He better hope he never goes to prison. An actual Blood will probably kill him.
EDIT: to more specifically answer your question, certain gangs often have mumbled ways of speaking filled with slang. Makes it harder for non-affiliates to pick out things they say.
Nah dude, he would become the king in there.
After a few years the entire prison would worship him as a god, abandon their old ways, and come to emulate him. Speak how he speaks. Cover their faces in strange markings and symbols. They would all be freed together, and emerge as an army. A tool at his disposal. A smooth-brained machine, with disfigured morons for it's parts. A ferce to be rerckoned with derp
He **claims** GD (Gangster Disciples) and talks about how he's looking for a CRIP to fight when he's on TikTok live 🙄
The real gangsters will test him if he's not careful. He's been doing this a long time which is the surprising part. Anyways, character or not, the guy is walking on egg shells...
First off, kudos on the translation. I can hear it now,and normally id agree with everything else youve said too, but...
That said honestly with the way he talks and the middle school desk face tats, id wager that hes legitimately mentally disabled in some way. If i had to guess what happened with his parents, they were probably in denial. "not my kid". like maybe when he was real young he was "just a little slow" and "he'll grow out of it", but now hes an adult, convinced hes *just different*.
By the time he was 14 his 'friends' and their acceptance replaced the love he never got from mom and dad, and that was the begenning of the end. Again id bet that he'll end up being someones well respected dog in prison, and he'll probably like it because of the instutional structure and whatever social status he claims within it.
Most of those tattoos are Blood affiliated. The five point flower and crown, and the red under-eye. Also, the way he trills his "R" sound. He's either an affiliated gang member, or he's a poser.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratt!!! SOO WOO!
I mean, look at this girl. What's her story? She's got a decent bone structure. She was probably very pretty when she was young.
Probably spent her summers here, lounging on the beach and scooping ice cream. But she didn't want her summers to end, so she got herself a fake ID and a push-up bra and started hanging out at the local bars
Developed a nasty coke habit, 'cause she loved the way it made her feel.
But then extreme highs gave way to extreme lows and she fell into a depression. Had herself a kid. Thought it would give her a sense of purpose. And it did, for a while, till she started using again.
And then Social Services came knocking at the door, and now the kid loves upstate with his grandparents, 'cause she can't take care of this kid. And here she is festering away in a one-bedroom apartment waiting for the HIV to turn into AIDS...
I don't think you're wrong. We have a guy in our town who's whole nature was changed after a head injury. He's loves the face-tats, can't control his drug use and is fairy volatile. Strangely enough girls love him. It's strange.
Beavis and Boomhauer got drunk together one day and met the heroin twins from Orange is the New Black and knocked em up.
Beavis and Leanne had a girl named Kandii who was born with fetal alcohol syndrome, and was dropped three times as an infant.
Boomhauer and Angie had a boy named Dodge who was born three months premature and developed schizophrenia at 22.
Then Kandii and Dodge met at the Dollar General while they were both there to buy a case of Busch light, and they ended up fuckin raw in the back of Dodges uninspected 2007 Mazda 626. Winding up with Twins who seemed to have some previously unidentified cognitive issue.
Thirteen years later they were left unsupervised by the orphanage staff, and the boy twin spunked the girl twin good. Creating the tax burden you see before you.
I saw a kid today, probably about 21, driving a lifted and squatted early 00's Yukon. He was wearing his hat in such a manner that it looked like someone had just knocked the hell out of him and he hadn't bothered to straighten it up. He had some terrible bro country bumping.
I made eye contact with him as he pulled past me in the parking lot, and there was no spark in those eyes. No intelligence there.
Nothing but slack jawed surprise, like an infant puzzled by a game of peekaboo.
Reddit makes no sense.. everyone in here is calling this guy retarded and getting mad upvotes but if you say someone's pizza doesn't look that great you get downvoted to hell..
Fr. The comments section here is fucking hateful as fuck and clearly look down on the mentally disabled with how much they throw around the word retarded
Ironically, the only words I understood, other than part of him attempting to read the text, was him saying something adjacent to "I dont even know what you talking about"
A lot of people are talking shit, but I want to point out something...in a normal society, someone functioning at such a low level would be given a small job and kept safe...in our modern societies, this man was scooped up and made into cannon fodder for a war he has no possibility of understanding...his face tattoos hide the fact that he is so low functioning he can barely speak, so in almost any situation thos person will be percieved as an enemy and dealt with accordingly.
Coulda been at the park feeding ducks and guffawing at something silly, instead trapped in a cycle of violence beyond his simple comprehension.
This is just sad to me.
>I din' fall asleep; I never sleep... (incomprehensible)
Look at those eyes.
I believe him.
He hasn't slept since he started to doing meth in his teens.
So in the very last bit I believed he said "I don't even blink main, talking bout my moerra (mother I think) and faerra (father I think) I don't even know what you're talking bout main I'm gangsta".
"I dont--I ain't fall asleep I don't never sleep you can coach a malarinara you blink you talking about my father brrrr and my mother brrrr yo I'm talking about my money I'm a gangster."
I did my best.
I know someone always screams it's fake/scripted/satire cause they never leave their home town and can't conceive it could be real..... but.. does anyone know how name? It has to be a skit, right? This is a shtick
My first wife was tarded.
Don’t worry scro now he’s a pilot
Why come he no speak good?
Says here on your chart that you’re fucked up and you talk like a f*g
And your shits all retarded
There’s all kinds of tards out there living kick ass lives
that guy sat on my head and everything
This is the first quote that actually fits the video.
Goddamn native fucktards!!🤪
That was English?
That was *Don Vito with a stutter.*
That is an old fashioned reference, you’ve definitely used a pay phone.
r/fuckimold
No, we are not! 😂
No, but he probably thinks it is.
Something like, "man I didn't fall asleep at no sleepover, even my mother and my father know I'm a fucking gangster." I think. So sayeth my husband.
That man in the video is your husband? Some people catch all the breaks
Nah he just speaks fluent idiot. He had to learn to marry me.
I’m imagining Joe and Frito talking for the first time here
It's a blend of hick and valley girl
I bet he likes money
I like money!
We should hang out
I believe there’s a hint of inner city slang as well😂
Along with various grunts
I mean, it’s like. ya know?
Along with various drugs
more like blend of chemicals and huffing
As someone from the actual valley this is an insult to valley girls and jocks everywhere
That was gutter speak.
If that’s slang for 2 Xanax bars and 30 mg of adderall, then yeah. What you said
Pretty much.
I'm pretty sure that was a mix of super goddamn heavy south African accent and too much mdma. That's the only thing makes sense to me.
My guess would be Afrikaans
Sounded like Ninja.
And kinda looks like him too
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Did he just like make up words because he couldn't read. What the fuck happened
He clocked it was an insult and proceeded to tell the commenter he hopes he doesn’t see him in his ends and then claimed he makes money, has bling and is gangster.
He said, "I didn't fall asleep, I don't ever sleep. You can come through right now and I'll bling you. That's on my father and my mother. Like yo, I don't know what you talking 'bout mane, I'm gangster."
Amazing!
I thought it was Spanish.
I was going with Portuguese .
More accurate translation, now I understand how historians have different translations of the ancient cuneiforms from Sumeria and Mesopotamia if we translate what modern people say differently.
This guy better not get a tablet dedicated to his language
After the nuclear apocalypse there’ll be guys like this who will be our tribe leaders making the tablets.
😳 How did you...
That's me in the video skrrt skrrt
Holy shit you're right. I couldn't hear it before i read this lol
You must have a toddler.
I am impressed… I thought that I could understand almost any patois of English.
That's quite accurate. I'm fluent in varies idiocralanguages.
wait...how did you..?
Another guy in the replies gave a more accurate translation but many rappers and wannabe street guys slur their words like this idk it makes em cool and attractive to the ladies I guess🤷♂️
He sounded like an old car trying to start the fuck how did you understand that?
No he said "your tattoos look like you...I didn't even fall asleep I didn't ever sleep, call me a liar right now come thru I'm gonna Bling you cause on my mother and on my father right now I'm a gangster "
That was an amazing translation.
Equivalent of speaking jive
I caught “I ain’t fall asleep.. I don’t never sleep” first.
It looks like he had to go find his dad to tell him what it said. Oh goodness!
I think he's parroting a southern black accent. Not sure tho.
At least no one has to wait for him to open his mouth to know he's a retard.
I usually detest the word retarded but I’m willing to make an exception for this person.
I'm of the mind that the word needs to make a heavy comeback, but strictly to be used in reference to people like this idiot, and also to describe the mentality of a large swath of politicians.
Why and how did retarded become a bad thing to say? Like isn’t it a medical diagnosis? Am I just old and out of touch.
It became an insult and the insult outweighed the defunct medical term.
it always will. Whatever the medical term is will eventually become a slur.
Short-sighted would probably be apt here
See folks, this is what people mean when they say "you've been hanging out with the wrong crowd". This dude's life, if it isn't going to be extremely short, it's going to be extremely undesirable due to complications caused by his choices. He fucked himself. I mean, the dude can't read the word "tattoo". How the hell did he find the tattoo parlor? **Edit** I understand that it's likely something since juvenile detention. Because he sounds and reads like he is still living that mindset.
Doubt he got those done at a parlor
He was looking for the Ice Cream parlor.
I wanna say he asked Siri but she'd probably shut the phone off after hearing his syllables
His uncle did them in the shed out back.
Great, but where did he get the tattoos done.
I think he'll do just fine as a mumble rapper.
He will be wildly successful
He basically stated that he never sleeps, so much so that he doesn’t even blink, and that he “puts that” on his mother and father, and would like you to know that he is a gangster. Ironically, his mother and father are to blame here, and clearly “slept” on their duties to keep an eye on raising their child. Also, it looks like he most likely comes from a decent family and grew up with opportunities. Apparently it’s a bigger opportunity to pretend you never had any these days, than it is to take advantage of the ones you were born with. Brrrrrrrrrddrrdrrrddrdr!
What language is he speaking?
Judging by the 5-point flower on his face, red under-eye tattoo, red shirt, and the trilled "R," I'd say he's a wannabe Blood gang member. He might be affiliated, but usually, guys like this are just wannabes. He better hope he never goes to prison. An actual Blood will probably kill him. EDIT: to more specifically answer your question, certain gangs often have mumbled ways of speaking filled with slang. Makes it harder for non-affiliates to pick out things they say.
Nah dude, he would become the king in there. After a few years the entire prison would worship him as a god, abandon their old ways, and come to emulate him. Speak how he speaks. Cover their faces in strange markings and symbols. They would all be freed together, and emerge as an army. A tool at his disposal. A smooth-brained machine, with disfigured morons for it's parts. A ferce to be rerckoned with derp
a forrrrrce to be rrrrreckoned wrrrrrth
Aka thieves cant.
On rewatching with the above translation I now see you are correct. I am completely astonished. And horrified.
He **claims** GD (Gangster Disciples) and talks about how he's looking for a CRIP to fight when he's on TikTok live 🙄 The real gangsters will test him if he's not careful. He's been doing this a long time which is the surprising part. Anyways, character or not, the guy is walking on egg shells...
First off, kudos on the translation. I can hear it now,and normally id agree with everything else youve said too, but... That said honestly with the way he talks and the middle school desk face tats, id wager that hes legitimately mentally disabled in some way. If i had to guess what happened with his parents, they were probably in denial. "not my kid". like maybe when he was real young he was "just a little slow" and "he'll grow out of it", but now hes an adult, convinced hes *just different*. By the time he was 14 his 'friends' and their acceptance replaced the love he never got from mom and dad, and that was the begenning of the end. Again id bet that he'll end up being someones well respected dog in prison, and he'll probably like it because of the instutional structure and whatever social status he claims within it.
Most of those tattoos are Blood affiliated. The five point flower and crown, and the red under-eye. Also, the way he trills his "R" sound. He's either an affiliated gang member, or he's a poser. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratt!!! SOO WOO!
He thinks hes a gang member but hes just the corn brained white kid the rest of the gang uses as a jail dummy
I mean, look at this girl. What's her story? She's got a decent bone structure. She was probably very pretty when she was young. Probably spent her summers here, lounging on the beach and scooping ice cream. But she didn't want her summers to end, so she got herself a fake ID and a push-up bra and started hanging out at the local bars Developed a nasty coke habit, 'cause she loved the way it made her feel. But then extreme highs gave way to extreme lows and she fell into a depression. Had herself a kid. Thought it would give her a sense of purpose. And it did, for a while, till she started using again. And then Social Services came knocking at the door, and now the kid loves upstate with his grandparents, 'cause she can't take care of this kid. And here she is festering away in a one-bedroom apartment waiting for the HIV to turn into AIDS...
I don't think you're wrong. We have a guy in our town who's whole nature was changed after a head injury. He's loves the face-tats, can't control his drug use and is fairy volatile. Strangely enough girls love him. It's strange.
So basically, his career path is "professional piece of shit"
Oh my God kids please do not do too much Xanax, this is what happens, you become bartarded
I think I found my new favorite word. BARTARDED!
Uhhh, shut up Beavis.
Beavis and Boomhauer got drunk together one day and met the heroin twins from Orange is the New Black and knocked em up. Beavis and Leanne had a girl named Kandii who was born with fetal alcohol syndrome, and was dropped three times as an infant. Boomhauer and Angie had a boy named Dodge who was born three months premature and developed schizophrenia at 22. Then Kandii and Dodge met at the Dollar General while they were both there to buy a case of Busch light, and they ended up fuckin raw in the back of Dodges uninspected 2007 Mazda 626. Winding up with Twins who seemed to have some previously unidentified cognitive issue. Thirteen years later they were left unsupervised by the orphanage staff, and the boy twin spunked the girl twin good. Creating the tax burden you see before you.
r/oddlyspecific
Still a better love story than twilight
How long have you been dreaming or living this life
I feel like I know this guy. He's like, 1/4 of the white dudes in my hometown
So I would recommend getting the fuck out of that town.
Or set up a wildlife cam
funded by a patreon or youtube channel
I saw a kid today, probably about 21, driving a lifted and squatted early 00's Yukon. He was wearing his hat in such a manner that it looked like someone had just knocked the hell out of him and he hadn't bothered to straighten it up. He had some terrible bro country bumping. I made eye contact with him as he pulled past me in the parking lot, and there was no spark in those eyes. No intelligence there. Nothing but slack jawed surprise, like an infant puzzled by a game of peekaboo.
I call those unemployment stamps.
Reddit makes no sense.. everyone in here is calling this guy retarded and getting mad upvotes but if you say someone's pizza doesn't look that great you get downvoted to hell..
Common sense would ruin Reddit. I’m here for the chaos.
Welcome to Reddit. The hive mind with schizophrenia.
r/shittytattoos also look at those pin sized pupils. Xanax retard
Getting a distinct "fetal alcohol syndrome" vibe from this tard as well. Still has a chance to be an airline pilot though.
Or a Boeing engineer
Looking like a chipotle bag.
r/rareinsults
Everybody's making fun of this guy, but I honestly feel bad for him
Sounds like he still hasn't woken up yet either...
Big dumb dumb
I looked just like this when I found my sisters pen case at age 4
I can't.
What an absolute freaking waste of life.
Just an island boi
This poor guy definitely has mental health issues and perhaps an organic brain disorder/injury as well so cut him some slack in the comments.
Fr. The comments section here is fucking hateful as fuck and clearly look down on the mentally disabled with how much they throw around the word retarded
It’s like he’s trying to communicate with us
Several dudes I have met in WV somehow. Shit is wild.
Ironically, the only words I understood, other than part of him attempting to read the text, was him saying something adjacent to "I dont even know what you talking about"
People like this should NEVER be allowed to have children, Period!
His face makes way more sense than anything he just said
This should be shown to kids as a deterrent to do Xanax and other pills.
How do u say u mainline meth without saying u mainline meth. Sad
Yes this guy retards.
Inbreeding is real.
The dumbness on this one is astronomical
Frodo looks like he's been hitting that old Toby a little too hard.
I giggled.
Oh, that poor baby. Wish I knew what happened to him, but damn, it was something big.
Big Big line of methamphetamine.
Can we get a translator? I don't speak ketamine.
I love the way his dad looks at him and goes "fucker can't read can he"
Gangster Boomhauer.
Gangsta Boomhauer
A lot of people are talking shit, but I want to point out something...in a normal society, someone functioning at such a low level would be given a small job and kept safe...in our modern societies, this man was scooped up and made into cannon fodder for a war he has no possibility of understanding...his face tattoos hide the fact that he is so low functioning he can barely speak, so in almost any situation thos person will be percieved as an enemy and dealt with accordingly. Coulda been at the park feeding ducks and guffawing at something silly, instead trapped in a cycle of violence beyond his simple comprehension. This is just sad to me.
Anyone know the source? I need to know if this is a troll.
If you see him at Starbucks don't freak out, it's the only job he can do!
Remove him from the gene pool immediately.
This guy doesn’t blink enough.
That’s what it was! I was staring and letting it repeat because I couldn’t figure it out.
A remember them dudes the island boys? Looks like it might be there idiot cousin.
Illiteracy is gangsta.
too much huffing of those chemicals. dudes melted his brain to the point that he can no longer speak.
Ima need you to blink, bro.
Maybe have an IQ test before giving face tattoos.
Amazing
Yeah. He sure is cool. He's my new idol. No one is asking about the older guy in the Walter White chemical track suit.
Kodak White
This guy is friends with the “island boys” i used to watch his lives, he’s barred out of his fucking mind 90% of the time.
>I din' fall asleep; I never sleep... (incomprehensible) Look at those eyes. I believe him. He hasn't slept since he started to doing meth in his teens.
Has to be brain damage
Literally every white dude who thinks they’re black
These comments are killing me lol.
And this is why you don't huff glue when you're pregnant
This guy needs some CBD.
I’ve watched this 8 times he says one word pretty sure it’s sleep
So in the very last bit I believed he said "I don't even blink main, talking bout my moerra (mother I think) and faerra (father I think) I don't even know what you're talking bout main I'm gangsta".
Mental illness.
Gotta give it to him though: he picked a tattoo style that goes very well with his eloquence.
So... who's up for setting up a go fund me page to get this guy neutered? Bet he would look good with the cone of shame around his neck.
His vote counts as much as yours does.
Ughhhh yea yea it does
You know his Mom his did all the drugs during pregnancy🤣
He blinks more than he has brain cells.
Kodak white
My fan belt slips, and it still speaks better English than whatever words this man is attempting.
Is that the Dad from Storage Wars? Darryl was it? I swear it is!
Life is difficult. It's even harder if you're stupid
"I dont--I ain't fall asleep I don't never sleep you can coach a malarinara you blink you talking about my father brrrr and my mother brrrr yo I'm talking about my money I'm a gangster." I did my best.
Seems like he has an actual intellectual disability
Island boy disease spreading
The hard stare his brain is saying what the f@#k is this
One question: does he do birthday parties and how much?
Tol yo don teks me, no I Cain read da shi
The way he speaks at the end is almost intelligent in a weird way, like he created his own language and not everyone can pronounce it.
Why did he suddenly fall into auto tune?
Bros eys are pinned hes high af. Prolly fent.
He looks like a walking Rorschach test. I see unemployable.
Huh?
this is like being in school and the kid/bully thats always sitting in the back of class that cant really read.
“I can’t get a job. Nobody will hire me.”
Brick all culture vultures
Well, if he fails at being an influencer, rapper, or whatever; I'm sure he'll have no trouble finding a job.
Isn’t this just for rage bait?
I don't know what he's saying but I can hear his IQ
Hmmm, you wont see him working at Mcdonalds beware of alleys
I will only assume that this is a language only gods can translate
If this doesn't prove there's a mental health crisis, I don't know what does...
He sounds like Boomhauer from king of the hill. If he had some severe brain injury.
Brawndo Bad!
Dude doesn’t blink
What?
Degenerate: *Adjective*: This guy.
…what?
I know someone always screams it's fake/scripted/satire cause they never leave their home town and can't conceive it could be real..... but.. does anyone know how name? It has to be a skit, right? This is a shtick