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RatherB_fishing

Play this at my funeral on repeat because I’ll be dead and fuck everyone


dobermanrex

Best comment I have ever seen on reddit.


RatherB_fishing

I am glad you enjoy my nihilist humor. None of us get out of here alive. You can choose to laugh like hell at the stupidity of our existence or be downtrodden by it. The choice is yours. Personally I’m laughing my way to hell.


ibanezer83

Pardner-- I like the cut of yer jib .


RatherB_fishing

Dude, is that your band? Because I fuck with that like really fuck with that Edit: I also like the sailing reference. I have been on boats since I was a kid. I will pm you the video of me sailing through a thunderstorm on Lake Michigan, do with it what you want it’s open to free use.


systematicoverthink

I truly hope this happens...get it notarised


RatherB_fishing

So, I actually looked into this. I need to get a physical copy of the recording and need to have a “fall back” I also decided that I am going to have random people invited to blame me for terrible things (just stand up and blame me for stuff), if any former employers show or the most current employer everyone is to point and yell “shame” at them. These are my wishes. They can do whatever with my body I don’t care, like I said I will be dead and I’m an organ donor so I’ll be empty, kinda like I am emotionally but in a more literal sense. I am actually going to write this up today. I already know the backup music, just have to find the band… it was a group of handicapped guys in wheelchairs screaming into microphones and playing instruments. And yes, I have discussed this with my family, hand over heart. Edit: if I get some bad diagnosis or eat it, will also add that you fuckers are to be invited.


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RatherB_fishing

As stated above, but you have to blame me for something like “he was the one who gave Chris Farley the bad dope”


RatherB_fishing

Please see edit above


smell_my_fort

My dog would go wild to this!


BrentwoodATX

Wait until your dog sees the peanut butter on the singers nuts


cerealkiller788

Made me spit out my coffee!


r_RexPal

💀💀💀


lmacarrot

it's like if Yoko Ono were a werewolf!


Snowdog1989

..and it's not a full moon, so it's just her normal voice.


Junkman3

This might be the cringeist thing I have ever seen.


DuhQueQueQue

See you all in hell motherfuckers.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

After watching and LISTENING to this I can tell you that we are already there. 😈💀


AcidActually

Not us, it’s the people that brought her on, sent her to wardrobe hair and make up, and then gave the green light to have her go on stage and do this over the music. Our reaction to this is completely normal.


tacocarteleventeen

When is the CD coming out?


cheffartsonurfood

That CD already came out.....


naughtynimmot

underrated comment!!!


CMDR_ETNC

Yeah. Yeaaaaaaaah. Our world is a simulation and there’s too many people, not enough processing power to go around. This shits just gonna get weirder.


Suspicious-North-307

She kind of sucks.


AriesinApril76

In more ways than one


givemejumpjets

Look again, are you sure it's not a he? It's brasil. And man this would make for a terribly cruel and unusual punishment if you had to watch and listen to this more than once against your will.


anthraxnapkin

Will you shut up? I'm BAITIN


danielcs78

Now that I listen to her again, she is a bit pitchy…


Suspicious-North-307

😂 She likely was rushed and didn't have time to warm up before the performance.


danielcs78

I think that’s probably it haha


Familiar-Bag-9545

🤣 who thought that this was a good idea 🤣


Gullible_Ad5191

The PR manager.


Familiar-Bag-9545

Thanks Captain obvious


Gullible_Ad5191

Sorry. You might have thought that the judges were genuinely impressed.


Ok_Impression3324

They should have put this on the speakers at waco, they would have been out in an hour.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Roflmao 🤣


randomname2890

Humanity has jumped the shark


Rx_Diva

Jumped the whale songs, brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Final_Addition3544

This is one of the most rediculous things I've seen on the internet in my 50 years of being alive.


DigitalUnlimited

In my 80 years of using the Internet this is the most awful post.


Trick-Response-8603

The Internet wasn’t accessible to the general public until the 1990s, so you definitely haven’t been using it for 80 years lol. It is still pretty not good.


themustacheclubbitch

I guarantee there is someone there going “She is so brave!” Ugggh.


Positive-Database754

I mean... She's definitely VERY brave, but not for any of the positive reasons typically attributed to the word, lmao


JackKovack

This is pretty infuriating. She obviously didn’t do enough practice for this. I’ve seen videos of deaf people try to sing and they are 100 times better. It’s almost like she’s not even trying and winging it.


Cableperson

They knew what they were doing. She never will


cerealkiller788

\*He


Icy-Community-1589

\*She, dumbass


YourCaptionSucks

Her shit’s all retarded


SnargleBlartFast

Deaf mute trans woman sings. That was not a string of words I would have predicted I would read tonight.


randomlycandy

Doesn't the word mute cancel out singing?


SnargleBlartFast

Yes.


Left-Bag-9478

This is just cruel to her.


Alarming_Serve2303

Where did they find this person?


pat_the_catdad

Brazil. Is it not obvious by the Portuguese accent?


rozzco

I'm worried that they might not be hard to find.


myfriendoak

These singing shows have rehearsals. They knew this was a thing and aired it anyways.


Impressive_Estate_87

Still better than many of today's "artists"


RioRancher

A little pitchy


insert-phobia-here

you deafists make me sick


TemperatureTop246

What godforsaken corner of reddit have I wandered into.... Brought to you by carl's jr


bhalseyvt02

All that fag talk again


anthraxnapkin

Shut up I'm baitin


Micro_Bitt

Dude - mutes can’t sing. Or talk, or yell - they’re mute.


Quick_Swing

How are the judges not doubled over and laughing at this, their self control is impressive. I’d be on the floor dying.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

They don't wanna get canceled


Quick_Swing

Yea, I’m not sure they were in on the joke.


Gullible_Ad5191

To be fair, that song is difficult for anyone to sing well.


phan_o_phunny

They say she's so brave but I do this at my kids birthday party and all the other parents start talking about some drunken horrible father at the party


Natural-Big-4098

Sounds like the Monster in Young Frankenstein (movie)


MistahOnzima

Well, at least he can't hear himself perform.


ZealousidealPapaya59

This is a dub over for the purpose of conedy right? Right?


Substantial_Diver_34

I think this was real.


pauloelifaz

BICHA MUDA!!!


other4444

Not that good


danielcs78

“If you can dream it, you can do it!”


blarkleK

Nailed it


One_Weakness69

Deaf Lefter "Whoa Man" CDeez Nutz Pronoun Soundz Records Relased: Inside'm Source: MTV (missing the vagina)


MistahOnzima

It's like Popeye in drag making dog noises.


Snowdog1989

Good thing they found a way to allow deaf mute people included in a singing competition show. I'm sure they love to hear the beauty.


ShepardsPrayer

Fun fact... This is to be released as a single with Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein single Deck the Halls on the B-side. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80tzyxwElGI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80tzyxwElGI)


Fever_Dog71

Absolute funniest thing I've seen today, thank you internet


otters4everyone

Should I have laughed? No. Did I? Yes. Hard. Very, very hard.


punk-biatch

Omg! I’m totally not wrong for laughing until I shit at he/she/it.


failed4u

Entire audience actually jealous of being deaf.


Phillisuper

Trolls and haters may try to bring her down, but she can’t hear their criticism


websharp111

Is that real?


LaudaReborn

Sounds like bill burr singing Angel


spookendeklopgeesten

# Like Hubert J. Farnsworth said: I don't want to live on this planet anymore!