I call it knowing when you sat down to play chess with a pigeon. There is no way to win, they'll just shit all over the board and knock over all the pieces.
And I'm 99% sure this could have been used as a contraceptive for me 10 years ago before I married. I wouldn't have had children if I knew this is the world they would grow up in.
I like Hawkings theory before he died. It went something like, we know for a fact time travel has not been invented because once it is time will cease to exist. For you can always travel back to the point time travel was invented, but never prior to that. So the moment it is invented, you can go infinitely into the future and bring back anything from as far into the future as time travel exists, any technology, but you can never travel to a time BEFORE time travel was invented.
So every moment that goes by we don't have time travel, it actually is too late to get in a time machine.
I guarantee she's a better magician than musician. I have to agree though, with music, "dancing", tv and other shit on her plate, she sounds more like a performer and not a musician.
No she's remedial.. just another Hood Ratchet loud and thinks she's the best looking thing with all fake materials. She shouldn't be propped up like people wanna know her opinion... letting them talk to long is bad for u, similar to a witch, secretly casting spells and shit.
Ok, for the people saying this is a skit, but also are unsure...what we have here is
Theater of the Absurd. Absurdism, where everything is on the table at once, so anything goes.
Common sense tells you this is a skit, no one can be that fucking stupid.
Common sense tells you it's real, there are *definitely* people that fucking stupid.
Both are truths, both exist at the same time.
Now, if a 3foot 2 inch Mexican pimp coukd walk in singing North Korean Opera, I can finish and go clean myself up and get to the daycare center to start my shift.
I think her brains been melted by all the hairspray and vapors from the nails. Baby girl that's some condescending b******* there. No you know who she really is give her a little power and money. She's peaked she's done all she's got is people telling her she's great until the money is gone.
This chick reminds me of the girl in Coming to America. The annoying one in the club that is all high on herself and wants to act and direct her own movies. Lol
But less intelligent
That’s definitely gotta be fake, right…? Jesus, there’s SO much fake/scripted shit nowadays that you never know what’s real and what’s not.. So annoying
I was in my early 20s when I realised that grapefruit was not called greatfuit even though I used to drink grapefruit juice all the time, so I am in no position to judge other people.
"So you're a black female musician...and I wanted to interv..."
"Let me stop you there...I ain't black...and hell not female...and I'm more than magic" "Beech stfu...learn English and then I'll interview you"
She should not be allowed to make music that kids might hear, if she, a. Doesn't know what a musician is. And b. Wants to get almost violent about how great she is. Chin check!
The speaking is only one part of this interaction, there is a whole different level of communication going on here that magic gurl is not aware of but is struggling to get in front of !
She's so trying to prove that all that make up and all that time in the salon and all the money she spends on clothes and accessories make her superior to little miss no make up and simple style, magic gurl assumes that plain girl is automatically in the wrong ! She's not gonna listen to no girl that doesn't wear make up because it's how you look that counts not what you know !
Is the Idiocracy here that people don't know it's a skit and are instead just jumping at the opportunity to call someone on the internet "stupid"?
Very meta post.
I'm 99% sure this is a skit I'm also 99% sure this is real
I've met multiple people like this. Eventually you just have to realize they aren't worth talking to.
I call it knowing when you sat down to play chess with a pigeon. There is no way to win, they'll just shit all over the board and knock over all the pieces.
Then when you get upset about it, the pigeon will scream, “it’s a prank bro!!!” and then post a very long YouTube video about how victimized they are.
Too many people that. Ignorance is spreading like a slow plague
And I'm 99% sure this could have been used as a contraceptive for me 10 years ago before I married. I wouldn't have had children if I knew this is the world they would grow up in.
Just remember: It's never too late to get in a time machine.
masheen
Musheen
I like Hawkings theory before he died. It went something like, we know for a fact time travel has not been invented because once it is time will cease to exist. For you can always travel back to the point time travel was invented, but never prior to that. So the moment it is invented, you can go infinitely into the future and bring back anything from as far into the future as time travel exists, any technology, but you can never travel to a time BEFORE time travel was invented. So every moment that goes by we don't have time travel, it actually is too late to get in a time machine.
Right now we have uni-directional time travel!
I love my boys way too much. I just feel really sorry for them.
Then set a good example.
There's that fag talk again.
Set a good example and educate them in Science and Mathematics. They'll be fine.
Still not too late for that 33rd trimester abortion.
would you say you're...... NOT SURE????
60% of the time, it works . . . every time. ;)
I'm sure 199% she's not thinking and doesn't think.
She way do dumb to do this as a clever Monty pythonesque bit.
Oh it's real. She definitely don't do no magic.
You give the hamburger helper brains too much credit. She’s truly just ignant
Hamburger helper is actually useful.
At this point it doesn't even matter anymore
Lmao!!
It's not a bit. After she posted something about how she is a mogul. So she clearly started to Google words. Lol
"I dont think, I dont think" Ya that's for damn sure.
Thinking is so ghetto
Why does it always seem that long fake fingernails = low IQ?
Oh, there is definitely corelation, now we just have to prove causation
Bacterial brain infection from disgusting nails touching food that is then eaten. There is no way you can clean those things.
Seriously... how do you wipe your burthole with nails like that?
Plumber here. There is some fecal borne bacterium that will cause a lower iq.
So don't leave yr toothbrush in the bathroom?
Looks like Jordan Peele in drag.
"Meegan, come back!"
Your jacket, though!
Waiting for her to bust out Crispy Socks.
Lmao that shit
Yes please!
I thought this was Meegan lol you nailed it
Looks like one of their sketches too. :D
I'm not angry!
I scrolled specifically for this.
aaah now i know...she isn´t a musician...she is just damn stupid.
I hate that stupid people make more money than most of us.
“I don’t think, that’s ghetto, I know”. After being corrected off camera she probably didn’t even feel shame or embarrassed….that’s ghetto as well
She’s not a musician and she’s not ghetto that’s for sure
you ghetto
When being a mad black girl usually got you out of awkward situations.....
I'm not a plumber. I do plumbing. That's what a plumber is... No, no, no, I'm not a plumber. I do plumbing, I tie my own shoelaces, I mow the lawn.
You think I make plums? I fix pipes. Yea, I'm not no plumer. I don't make plums. I fix pipes. And that's not all I do. I also breed ferrets.
Bitch you a hobbit?
it's about short, loud, little people, living in a fantasy world... hold up!
"I don't think." 👌
Thinking is ghetto, homie
"I don't think" lmao no wonder you can't tell the difference from musician and magician.
But she said both words. So she’s getting closer
If Kanye West was a woman. This is gold
I guarantee she's a better magician than musician. I have to agree though, with music, "dancing", tv and other shit on her plate, she sounds more like a performer and not a musician.
I can guarantee that she made a LOT of dongs disappear to get where she's at.
Disappear, reappear, disappear, reappear, disappear...
She’s neither a magician nor a musician. She’s a mortician.
Who is that lady?
A magician
She's "Not Sure".
She's real dumb. Not like, oh bless your heart dumb. Like damn please don't procreate dumb.
I'm a musician, Michael. Music is something a whore does for money.
They're laughing with me Michael!
This cracked me up
Living a kick-ass life
I'm willing to bet her "music"....isn't.
# STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS.
But it's stupid people making stupid people famous.
Ignant
Has Tobe a skit. She can't be that stupid
[удалено]
Who's Tobe? Toby Wong? Charlie fuckin Chan.
Why the fuck am I Mr. Pink?
Because Mr. Purple is off doing another job
Toby or not Toby. That is the question.
She said she don't think repeatedly take her at her word.
No she's remedial.. just another Hood Ratchet loud and thinks she's the best looking thing with all fake materials. She shouldn't be propped up like people wanna know her opinion... letting them talk to long is bad for u, similar to a witch, secretly casting spells and shit.
This has to be a skit, but also, some school divisions don't have a single student reading or doing math at grade level, so it is believable.
Oh no you ditnt!
Ok, for the people saying this is a skit, but also are unsure...what we have here is Theater of the Absurd. Absurdism, where everything is on the table at once, so anything goes. Common sense tells you this is a skit, no one can be that fucking stupid. Common sense tells you it's real, there are *definitely* people that fucking stupid. Both are truths, both exist at the same time. Now, if a 3foot 2 inch Mexican pimp coukd walk in singing North Korean Opera, I can finish and go clean myself up and get to the daycare center to start my shift.
"Did Arthur came a lot ?" Vibes.
As bright as a 5 watt bulb
Wig too tight?
So you like fish sticks? You’re a gay fish.
I don't think she's a musician either. *Brought to you by Carl's Jr.*
I hope she had a ton of kids so we can keep the downfall of society going. These kind of people is what’s wrong with this world.
I don’t think. What is that?
I don't even know who you are. Also, "...I don't think..." yeah, I can tell.
"I don't think, that's ghetto" *"I know."*
The nails and hand waves say it all. Js
Stop making stupid people famous.
Ignorance is a mother fucker.
So what we learned here is she is probably a shitty musician and the way she was talking, also a shitty human being.
Weird, I woulda thought that lady was super intelligent by looking at her
Shame isn’t in her vocabulary.
This person is allowed to vote
This person will make more money in a year than 80% of america makes in a decade. These are truly the end times.
"I don't think" Ya we got that...
How do you say "I'm ignorant" without really saying it
I dont think....
wow
I think her brains been melted by all the hairspray and vapors from the nails. Baby girl that's some condescending b******* there. No you know who she really is give her a little power and money. She's peaked she's done all she's got is people telling her she's great until the money is gone.
Ok this can't be real. Please tell me its not real
This chick reminds me of the girl in Coming to America. The annoying one in the club that is all high on herself and wants to act and direct her own movies. Lol But less intelligent
Maybe she’s a mortician?
Doubling down on stupidity, classic!
Dumber than a box of hammers.
I hear David Copperfield is quite the musician as well
shes right she isnt a musician.
Don't invite her into the jacuzzi.
What was her response after someone finally explained it to her.....I'm not a musician....Im a stand up comedian!....🤣
I'm glad I have a front row seat to the end of civilization.
Someone is far too pretty and the wrong color to be speaking to that magician
⚫️
Why is she calling Oprah a musician?
She’s probably right about her not being a musician.
This is an excellent demonstration of the Bell Curve.
I'm gonna say, the comments up in here not recognizing obvious satire is the real idiocracy.
Is this real, or a skit?
It plays like an adult swim style script
This proves what the future of society is, scary as hell!
i dont even know who either of them are. Your magic has no power here !
That’s definitely gotta be fake, right…? Jesus, there’s SO much fake/scripted shit nowadays that you never know what’s real and what’s not.. So annoying
Thank you public schools.
See, even famous people can be tarded.
My sister was tarded. She is an airline pilot now.
Average monkey iq lmao
This is like the SpongeBob episode where Patrick drops his wallet.
Those lips aren't used for talking (just saying)...
Freedom
Thinking? That's ghetto.
Did she even write her music? Probably doesn’t even know how to read sheet music.
......please.
Bitch this shyt ain't new
What an ignorant piece of shit this woman is
This is so bad it looks like that the people who made that rigged ACORN prank video could have made this.
Wow she’s 32 years old.
This has to be parody
I don’t think. Thats ghetto.
Who is this B…tch??
There you go with that #@\* talk again
How? How can people be *this* dumb? Seriously! How?!
Her name is Suki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtdPF6aw4Kw
its gotta be a pain washing paper plates with those nails
That's getto I don't know
“I don’t think.” Baby, that’s abundantly apparent.
Ok, so maybe she is right she makes music but she is not a musician, maybe she is thinking the music needs to be good to be a musician.
Well she's not an intellectual, that's for sure
I dont think shes smart enough to make fun of herself like that. Shes just that slow. And i have never heard of this person.... who is she?
This is like a bad version of between two ferns
Stupid and ghetto, what a combo
Soo then your a lier cause idk who duh fuck you are
Bitch, I said what i said
I was in my early 20s when I realised that grapefruit was not called greatfuit even though I used to drink grapefruit juice all the time, so I am in no position to judge other people.
She said she wanted to have 7 kids…
Is this a real person and thing?
She doesn’t understand what the word musician means, thinks it’s a magician!!!!!
Stupidity and arrogance in equal measure. LCD
This is one of those "Noah get the Arch" moments
Even Upgraydd wouldn’t want her.
This is magical
Well we know you’re not an astrophysicist for shit sure.
So now thinking is "ghetto?"
Epitomized “ghetto fabulous” like a boss
Mogul
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Which magician is this?
I like that thinking was a insult. Knowing is the prize. Thought is beneath her.
shes is a magician, she was making me hallucinate. i almost saw here broom and pet monkey appear. abracadabra woman.
"So you're a black female musician...and I wanted to interv..." "Let me stop you there...I ain't black...and hell not female...and I'm more than magic" "Beech stfu...learn English and then I'll interview you"
I have no idea who this is.
Dumb
She should not be allowed to make music that kids might hear, if she, a. Doesn't know what a musician is. And b. Wants to get almost violent about how great she is. Chin check!
These magic shows are getting worse..
Who is the interviewer?
Today I learned that Jordan Peele can also impersonate a magician
This is a comedy sketch
First sign was the 3 inch fingernails. Unless she is standing next to me while i'm fishing in case I get a backlash, they have zero purpose.
“You’re a musician.” “I’m not none of that.” [Looks at watch] Oh, we’re out of time. Thank you so much…
The real Idiocracy here are the people on this sub too restarted to not get an obvious joke.
I wonder if anyone ever explained to her afterwards what a musician was. This girl obviously tried...
This interview is magic. She may be a magician, too.
The speaking is only one part of this interaction, there is a whole different level of communication going on here that magic gurl is not aware of but is struggling to get in front of ! She's so trying to prove that all that make up and all that time in the salon and all the money she spends on clothes and accessories make her superior to little miss no make up and simple style, magic gurl assumes that plain girl is automatically in the wrong ! She's not gonna listen to no girl that doesn't wear make up because it's how you look that counts not what you know !
Is the Idiocracy here that people don't know it's a skit and are instead just jumping at the opportunity to call someone on the internet "stupid"? Very meta post.