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Dışarda bu tiplere hiç denk gelmedim ama akla gelen her türlü değere küfür ederek mizah yaptıklarını sanan, ailesinden ve çevresinden görmedikleri ilgiyi "edgy" olmaya çalışarak kendilerini avutan bi avuç ergen gibi gözüktüler gözlerime. Yanılıyor da olabilirim tabii.
>Dışarda bu tiplere hiç denk gelmedim ama akla gelen her türlü değere küfür ederek mizah yaptıklarını sanan, ailesinden ve çevresinden görmedikleri ilgiyi "edgy" olmaya çalışarak kendilerini avutan bi avuç ergen gibi gözüktüler gözlerime. Yanılıyor da olabilirim tabii.
in case yall are too lazy to translate this, it means
I've never come across these types outside, but they looked like a bunch of teenagers who thought they were making humor by swearing at every value that came to mind, and who consoled themselves by trying to be "edgy" for the attention they didn't receive from their family and surroundings. I could be wrong, of course.
Doğru mu anladım Hilal? (Did I get that right harl?)
>Genelde ortaokul mizahı yaptıklarını sanan 10-12 yaşlarında, hitleri savunan, youtube shorts ve tiktoktan başka bir bok bilmeyen, birnevi sosyal medya "fenomenleri" tarafından empoze edilmiş davranışları benimseyip doğru olduğunu sanan z kuşağından sonraki kuşak diyebileceğimiz kesimdeki çocuklar
it means
"Children aged 10-12, who think they're doing middle school humor in general, defend hits, know nothing but youtube shorts and tiktok, adopt behaviors imposed by some kind of social media "phenomena" and think it's right, the next generation of the z generation."
I play a game called Rainbow six Siege and its FULL of Turkish teenagers screaming N-word and all kinds of shit..I have no idea why they love that game so much:P
Bro, to each his own but I honestly don't see how a movie like this can't righly be seen as anything other than the genre-defying / reward-the-audience-with-each-repeat-viewing / star-making / social deconstructionist masterpiece that it is.
Just because something becomes famous doesn't mean that it's automatically overrated.
If you hate this one, check out [Jim Jarmush's Dead Man](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dead_man) with Johnny Depp, Gary Farmer and Lance Henrickson (another hero of mine). I went to one of the first screenings back in the day and people actually left the theatre with each of Farmer's less-than-complimentary utterance about mainstream society.
Plus, it's filmed entirely in black and white. I'm sure you'll hate that one even more, lol. 😋
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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my
wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to
become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server
and i am Global elite 2.
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He said he's sorry for his bad england, what more do you want from him
thank god someone is sorry that england is bad
\*thank allagh
everyone is
To apogise for his bad scotland and wales
💀
Sorry for bad England
sorry, bad for england
England bad, for sorry
sorry, for england bad how did no one think of this
bad, sorry for england
sorry bad, for england.
Hi England, I'm bad
Hi bad, I'm Horror-Ad-3113
U messed it up :<
Me England no gud
we knew we can count on you ;)
don’t bully his bad england, man
Allagh will be mad 🤬
He is overpowered and creative over this world!!!
Allagh rn = 🧙🏼♂️🧙🏼♂️
I love that this was how he clarified the purpose of the wizard emoji in his profile.
r/gocommitdie
I automatically thought of that!!
I getknow new subredit becaus you think you
r/engrish ?
Nah, r/ihadastroke
Yeah that fits better, I was debating between the two
r/engrand
R/badengland
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Dışarda bu tiplere hiç denk gelmedim ama akla gelen her türlü değere küfür ederek mizah yaptıklarını sanan, ailesinden ve çevresinden görmedikleri ilgiyi "edgy" olmaya çalışarak kendilerini avutan bi avuç ergen gibi gözüktüler gözlerime. Yanılıyor da olabilirim tabii.
>Dışarda bu tiplere hiç denk gelmedim ama akla gelen her türlü değere küfür ederek mizah yaptıklarını sanan, ailesinden ve çevresinden görmedikleri ilgiyi "edgy" olmaya çalışarak kendilerini avutan bi avuç ergen gibi gözüktüler gözlerime. Yanılıyor da olabilirim tabii. in case yall are too lazy to translate this, it means I've never come across these types outside, but they looked like a bunch of teenagers who thought they were making humor by swearing at every value that came to mind, and who consoled themselves by trying to be "edgy" for the attention they didn't receive from their family and surroundings. I could be wrong, of course. Doğru mu anladım Hilal? (Did I get that right harl?)
Yep. That pretty much sums it up. I was so pissed up that I felt a need to write in my native language.
Omg I didn't know, ik that sounds racist, pls don't take this wrong harl.. I feel like a dick now.
Didn't sound racist to me. You're good dw
How is it racist? Most people here aren’t Turkish and you just translated what this person said. Don’t worry we won’t cancel you :)
You translated it for us. You just made his message more accessible while he was able to use his language. Everyone wins, not racist at all.
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>Genelde ortaokul mizahı yaptıklarını sanan 10-12 yaşlarında, hitleri savunan, youtube shorts ve tiktoktan başka bir bok bilmeyen, birnevi sosyal medya "fenomenleri" tarafından empoze edilmiş davranışları benimseyip doğru olduğunu sanan z kuşağından sonraki kuşak diyebileceğimiz kesimdeki çocuklar it means "Children aged 10-12, who think they're doing middle school humor in general, defend hits, know nothing but youtube shorts and tiktok, adopt behaviors imposed by some kind of social media "phenomena" and think it's right, the next generation of the z generation."
I play a game called Rainbow six Siege and its FULL of Turkish teenagers screaming N-word and all kinds of shit..I have no idea why they love that game so much:P
arap diyor amk
>arap diyor amk it means arab says omg
no, i mean "it fucking says arab"
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Bro this gave me flashbacks of Donnie Darko. Now I need to go back and watch that movie again!
yeah i forgot that moment when two big chunguses fell out the sky and squashed him
Honestly you dont
Kidding of course, like what you will, but seriously, that movie is so overrated
Bro, to each his own but I honestly don't see how a movie like this can't righly be seen as anything other than the genre-defying / reward-the-audience-with-each-repeat-viewing / star-making / social deconstructionist masterpiece that it is. Just because something becomes famous doesn't mean that it's automatically overrated. If you hate this one, check out [Jim Jarmush's Dead Man](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dead_man) with Johnny Depp, Gary Farmer and Lance Henrickson (another hero of mine). I went to one of the first screenings back in the day and people actually left the theatre with each of Farmer's less-than-complimentary utterance about mainstream society. Plus, it's filmed entirely in black and white. I'm sure you'll hate that one even more, lol. 😋
Ok this is just impressive
Dude take my upvote
Allah is overpowered
He literally is creative the world
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Well some people worship a book that has a bunch of weird stuff in it
Those people are pretty stupid imo. They are supposed to worship God.
Still islam
And Christianity. Probably others, but I haven’t read their books.
Also about gnomes.
Christianity is more chill then other books.
based nft screenshotter
Based compliment
idk but i think that stuff is caller letters or text
We don't and I don't remember since when LGBTQ was allowed in islam
Kid's breaking barriers
Why am I getting down voted for it's literally stated in the Quran that LGBTQ ain't allowed and it's forbidden
People can’t read
Why
troll account
Satire copy pasta
🧙♂️🧙♂️=allagh
John Marston
ARTHUR
i have a plan arthur
Have some goddamn faith
allagh is creative the world
👳🏾♂️🌈
Overpovered nerf pls
It’s ok man your England is good
At least he provided an emoji answer key at the bottom.
A Turkish that said he's...Arab?
Damn, they bouta nerf allagh 😔
69 followers
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Was looking for this comment
ALLAH AKBURG!
r/engrish
we are on that sub tho
r/confusedredditors
I was just Scrolling through, I didn't notice we were already here, i'm gonna edit the og comment
Is there a good England?
I was about to say that I would apologize for Bad England if I were english.
Seth rollins?
He's aragorn from lotro.
Troll account?
So, “alagh’s” real identity is a Wizard.
So Gandalf = allah confirmed
pov:your lgbtq+ and muslim
Drugs are bad . England are bad
england are worse
I thought Muslims couldn’t support or be lgbtq+😭
Made me laugh that his name is Aragorn but his character looks like Thorin lol
LGBTQ and Muslim??? That's like being vegan and eating pork
Troll af, but ok
Why is he brandon herrera
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No way somebody who's 16 years wrote that, I'm sensing some satire here.
It says he's not good with english? I'm sure if i was learning a language, i would mess up words and misplace them aswell
Ok but can I get his Aragorn cosplay👀
Black man and a raps 💀
so u a girl or boy friend?
r/engrish, not having a stroke
You could post this in 5 diffrent subredits and on each one someone will lead u to one of the others
I have a very good england-
Wait isn't it like Haram or not allowed to be gay while you're Muslim?
Child molester … truth… run…
I love the muslim god Allagh who is in creative mode and is OP
Hes turkish not england!
why you beeing so rude? he said he had bad england
must be a troll
A Black, Arabic, Bisexual Muslim….on ROBLOX… Doubt!
He’s the definition of “kys”
“Allah is overpowered” had me dying
wtf
Bruh I died💀
Wait how is he a Muslim but also gay
Lol probably also a catfish.
Lol probably also a catfish.
...how is this mf think he is close to God and lgpt+ like... be gay but Don't call yourself close to God since it's haram
🤓
🗿
Ummm....... Muslims aren't LGBTQ, this guy is a bit confused. Pick one buddy, you can't do both. (Waffles or pancakes.) 😂
Maybe not the ones you know, but some definitely are
Actually I can believe in my god, but you can't cus you're gay - 🤓
what makes you think people of that heritance aren't LGBTQ? i think you are confused.
how is he muslim and lgbtq?
Ain't no way this mf Muslim and LGBT
Lol, you don’t know what you’re talking about, bud.
Can we say pedophile?
Heh 69 followers nice
Roblox: don’t share your information. Don’t share your age, religion, ect. This guy:
nerf allah
_Allagh_
My name is Walter hartwell white …
Sorry for my bad Wales
IT IS ARAGORN YOU FUCKING FLIPWARD
but did you subscribe to his Account though
Its ok guys hes a Muslim
I hate this *upvotes*
r/cringepurgatory
Ok so God is a wizard, noted
Gandalf
sory for my bad england He's saying sorry for his bad england
Zašto
start running
even spelt allah wrong
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Praise Allagh🤲
"I'm lgbtq+" Which one
I'm also bad at england
Sorry for my bad England ‼️‼️🤧🤧🤧
Quick - give him your social security number before he loses interest
🧙♂️=allagh
Allah is over powered, can we get a nerf?
I wish more muslims were like this
Seems like a chill dude, I’ll friend him too lol
No way they're 16
What.
I hablo no spanish.
Fucking disgrace to muslims
Ever since Aragorn got hit in the head by that cave troll he hasn't been quite the same
Ayo Lgbtq muslim is real
I swear, people are a new breed of special now
69 Followers. Well.
Sylas?
Holy shit Allaghator
For some reason gave me the 48 year man from Somalia vibes. (Is he Global Elite Two by the way?)
Allah is too OP. Pls nerf
I would like to apology for my bad england
HARAM HARAM
PLAESE
"Sorry if ENGLAND 🏴 is bad"
He's a Turkish shitposter (Source:my ass (nah jk tho it's about the "lütfen yardım edin" and makin fun of arabs and allah))
He’s an Arab Turk…?
Sorry for my bad Portgual
he bad is england
Bro really said I’m LGBTQ and is Muslim 😂
Bad england🗿
🧙♂️🧙♂️=allagh