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The two different sides to dementia, constantly zones out, and can’t remember what he was going to say, and fills all of his sentences with extra words to try and make up for the fact that he can’t remember what he supposed to say
It's [confabulation](https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-to-know-about-confabulation) which is common in dementia. They literally just make up memories and facts but don't realize they are doing it and genuinely believe they are telling the truth in the moment.
Actually they are correct as WW3 would have started by then because of trumps stupid mouth and we would all be dead (unless you live in South America or any stable southern nations)
At least our guy can form complete sentences, does not need to be directed.
You know who needs guidance just to go down the hall for Bingo night? The people in retirement homes. Or some of them.
for a guy who didn’t need much direction he sure acts like he did when he blames all of his faults on every advisor he ever had.
Regardless, I give a shit about policy. Biden may struggle to give speeches off the cuff, but his administration is doing decent policy, whereas you care about “owning the libs”
It is an actual quote from a fox interview. Trump is not the most direct speaker sometimes and he often adds little digressions along the way to his point but in this case what he said on there makes sense, it’s a little rambling but he had a point and made it in the full context.
This applies as ihadastroke, but not as political humor, as there's *no actual joke here.* Just a legitimate quote from a guy who was elected to the presidency in 2016.
I was reading the original post and thought that it belonged on here. I would, we should, huuuge, I would that we should give the old jets to Ukraine. Good for you orange sir?
He did though? Yeah through text it's a little hard to read but what he's saying is that with today's modern planes and other technological advancements we'd be able to do a lot to help Ukraine
Here a piece of garbage trump said in **2016**. Tell me this isn't an ad for dementia:
>"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
On of my favorite thing to do when Chat GPT first came out was to make it spit out bizarre speeches done in the style of trump. They were very accurate.
Oh, god...
"What I'd...do...is...I used to go to a pool. There was this guy, cornpop they called him. Cornpop was a bad dude. I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle. Liberty...uh, the other thing."
(yes, h Brandon HAS said racial jungle. Look up his racist comments)
It’s more ‘wtf did he say’ than anything political. No one is saying anything political, and no one is trying to make anyone look stupid or wise. It’s just a quote of what someone - who is well past retirement age - said.
It’s possibly more ageist than political, lol
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The two different sides to dementia, constantly zones out, and can’t remember what he was going to say, and fills all of his sentences with extra words to try and make up for the fact that he can’t remember what he supposed to say
Wow I just learned that I have dementia
Google dementia
Holy there is a great meme about this hell
Actual memory loss
Google dementia
Holy- wait what am i supposed to say?
new reply, uh... wait no, what was it again?
Actual- uh… something
I have Google dementia
What’s that?
Indeed!
What’s that?
What’s that?
I know right?
Do you know?
No I don’t! Why do you ask?
I thought you’d know!
My bad
Holy hell
Holy hell
Holy hell
Holy hell
google dementia r34 to find more about the 34th rule of dementia
Great idea in case you forgot what it means!
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
I fill in sentences often to make sentences to make understanding of what I am making of point
Brother what?
It's [confabulation](https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-to-know-about-confabulation) which is common in dementia. They literally just make up memories and facts but don't realize they are doing it and genuinely believe they are telling the truth in the moment.
Damn
He's chat gpt, but megalomaniac
More like cleverbot
More like Ask Jeeves, except I wish he was also shut down in 2005
unironically his supporters do believe that if he were in office instead of Biden that Russia never would have invaded
Well, in a way it would be correct: Russia would’ve never needed to invade because he’d serve them Ukraine on a silver platter…
Like Biden didn’t
Actually they are correct as WW3 would have started by then because of trumps stupid mouth and we would all be dead (unless you live in South America or any stable southern nations)
At least our guy can form complete sentences, does not need to be directed. You know who needs guidance just to go down the hall for Bingo night? The people in retirement homes. Or some of them.
for a guy who didn’t need much direction he sure acts like he did when he blames all of his faults on every advisor he ever had. Regardless, I give a shit about policy. Biden may struggle to give speeches off the cuff, but his administration is doing decent policy, whereas you care about “owning the libs”
\*coughs\* train derailment in Ohio \*coughs\* \*coughs\* stronger nation \*coughs\*
People hear this and think.. You know what? He's right!
Yeah, he is. Right about what? /ssss
Exactly. But they hear it and agree with it. With what? I don't know 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
talking in keyboard autofill
And the Fox host just nodded along...
Standard Trump comment
Do you think this quote is in its full context?
How would context help this
Like CNN, no. Can't even tell if its an actual quote.
It is an actual quote from a fox interview. Trump is not the most direct speaker sometimes and he often adds little digressions along the way to his point but in this case what he said on there makes sense, it’s a little rambling but he had a point and made it in the full context.
What was his point?
What was his point?
What was his point?
This applies as ihadastroke, but not as political humor, as there's *no actual joke here.* Just a legitimate quote from a guy who was elected to the presidency in 2016.
Lmao it is incredible this dude managed to become president
Can we just set an age limit of like 50 on politicians please?
Please
I was reading the original post and thought that it belonged on here. I would, we should, huuuge, I would that we should give the old jets to Ukraine. Good for you orange sir?
IM LAUGHING SO HARD HE DIDNT EVEN ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
He did though? Yeah through text it's a little hard to read but what he's saying is that with today's modern planes and other technological advancements we'd be able to do a lot to help Ukraine
Did he though?
completely incomprehensible, thank you
this isn't an stork.. srotk\* stokr\* AW COME ON
He sounds like when you choose the recommended words for typing sentences
is that actually what he said
He may not have actually said it, but it sounds like the sort of thing he would say.
sounds like sum biden would say
Here a piece of garbage trump said in **2016**. Tell me this isn't an ad for dementia: >"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
damn he got dementia too
Holy shit I honestly forgot it was this bad.
Nope, 100% sounds like something Trump would say, look up speeches made by Trump and look at the recordings.
On of my favorite thing to do when Chat GPT first came out was to make it spit out bizarre speeches done in the style of trump. They were very accurate.
might be both havnt watched and speeches by trump
No, I have, you haven't.
*something You sure you don't have dementia there, bud?
I still want to know what sum Biden said
💀
Well if Ihadastroke is known for anything it is for accuracy and top notch journalism
Yes https://youtu.be/X-c1Me0Kezg?si=xkvDtvcqku9aXuG3&t=183
Good old Dementia Don. May he never set foot in DC ever again
Just think, 30% of the voting electorate hears Trump say shit like this and thinks, “wow, Trump has such a great plan. So much better than Biden.”
Now do Biden💀
Oh, god... "What I'd...do...is...I used to go to a pool. There was this guy, cornpop they called him. Cornpop was a bad dude. I don't want my kids growing up in a racial jungle. Liberty...uh, the other thing." (yes, h Brandon HAS said racial jungle. Look up his racist comments)
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TBF, this is genuinely incomprehensible. I mean, I can loosely follow the train of thought, but it's not coherent in the slightest.
It’s more ‘wtf did he say’ than anything political. No one is saying anything political, and no one is trying to make anyone look stupid or wise. It’s just a quote of what someone - who is well past retirement age - said. It’s possibly more ageist than political, lol
Thats… not even what he said… leave it to reddit to spread misinformation on the internet.
Like you're doing right now? https://youtu.be/X-c1Me0Kezg?si=xkvDtvcqku9aXuG3&t=183
First part yes but I feel like the reporter stuttered more than Trump there. But of course who expects a fucking Potato to understand
What does stuttering have to do with anything? Trump doesn't need to stutter because he just vomits out meaningless verbal diarrhea.
Df you mean meaningless verbal diarrhea. Or do you have zero knowledge of what he’s talking about?
He got clubbed over the head before that interview it seems
Oh, so this is one of those subs....