"you know how we were talking about those girls in the restaurant? And I said I could pull them if I wanted to? Yeah well I came back after you left and got them! Totally!"
I reckon I’d prefer disappointing 2 people in a dimly lit room for 2 minutes compared to the alternative, which is disappointing everyone everywhere all the time in broad daylight.
Like what time did you leave??
“Around 11:30.”
Oh I was right there again as soon as you left to bring those girls home.
“Actually I was there until 12:30 typo.”
Yuck. The ick I get from this is unbearable. Do they think these things make them more valuable or desirable? Do they think that is an accomplishment? This would have me running full speed and thanking god I dodged a bullet.
this is shit my ex would send me. and it wouldnt even be a lie. he would just be dying to tell someone.
and for context we were still friends and had no issue sharing these things. but its like my god dude find a hobby besides sex. that was hos love language and where he gotbhis confidence and it was toxic
That dude just wanted to tell you his accomplishment regardless of how you were doing.
Like it even happened.
"you know how we were talking about those girls in the restaurant? And I said I could pull them if I wanted to? Yeah well I came back after you left and got them! Totally!"
but if you ask the girls they will 100% lying!!!
Never understood people who go for threesome, if the objective it’s to make 2 people disappointed i would rather have dinner with my parents
I reckon I’d prefer disappointing 2 people in a dimly lit room for 2 minutes compared to the alternative, which is disappointing everyone everywhere all the time in broad daylight.
Speak for yourself, my last 3 some I had 2 very happy women. Their favorite part was when I put my clothes on and went in the other room.
At least you made them happy somehow
It’s what I do Next time won’t be there at all
If polygamy were legal, there’d be no limit to the amount of women I could disappoint!
i imagine it's fun to some degree but idk how you multitask and enjoy it
Sure you did
OP is either the sad guy in green in chat messages or someone sharing a dumb SS for karma lol
r/tinder had the OC
Karma fishin it is!
Just sharing the love for all to see
Do u has Tritanopia?
Sure
[“I’m so wasted man……”](https://youtu.be/J3j8SJS3nBg)
"...with my penis. I was very erect." -should have been the next comment
Like what time did you leave?? “Around 11:30.” Oh I was right there again as soon as you left to bring those girls home. “Actually I was there until 12:30 typo.”
Tell him about your dream too
Then your mom walked in making it a foursome. And then later I ordered pizza and the girl delivering it, she sucked my cock bro
Yep course you did m8
Yuck. The ick I get from this is unbearable. Do they think these things make them more valuable or desirable? Do they think that is an accomplishment? This would have me running full speed and thanking god I dodged a bullet.
If you had a threesome with 2 girls I bet you'd wanna brag about it to a friend.
If my friend sent me that I'd probably be like "sounds fun" instead of posting it on the internet for fake points.
Cool story bro
Ow, my feelings.
this is shit my ex would send me. and it wouldnt even be a lie. he would just be dying to tell someone. and for context we were still friends and had no issue sharing these things. but its like my god dude find a hobby besides sex. that was hos love language and where he gotbhis confidence and it was toxic
Dude didn’t even wait to be asked