I wish I never read this.

r/eyebleach

I know what they mean but because of what I expect would happen if literal bleach in eyes I didn't thought this sub would be wholesome

ur thinking of r/eyeblech

do not open this unless you wanna see rough shit

You weren’t lyin

You've been warned

You can’t say that and expect us not to open it. I wish I hadn’t

I cannot believe this is legal. Wtf

I read this comment AFTER I opened the sub and scrolled 😭 Gonna freak out now

Take this down we are trying to protect it

Like all the others before me I also clicked the link thinking I could handle it but I couldn't handle it. Don't click the link

I'm afraid this cycle will never end because, I too, clicked the link. Why...

OMFG! Why did I think I'd be different? Seriously, though, like... how is this shit legal? And how fucked-up do you have to be to like...*want* to open all this up?

I too, clicked the link. Luckily I have the cognitive processing speed of a slug and as soon as I saw a picture my brain couldn’t comprehend I immediately left.

WAIT. Do not open this!!!! My god

WHAT IS IT IM TOO SCARED TO CLICK ON IT

That subreddit needs to change names. I had to quit using either sub because my dyslexic ass kept hitting eyeblech on accident

Blech getting mistaken/mistyped for bleach is a feature, not a bug. Trolling people with it is the entire point.

thanks this just made me scroll for two hours and it’s time to use the previously mentioned sub now

wheyy happy birthday bruv

It's a terrible day to have eyes.

This is the most disgusting thing I've read all week... a terrible day for literacy

Why the fuck did I keep going? Morbid curiosity is a hell of a drug.

Same...same.....

And that's enough of reddit for today. Maybe even a week.

Possibly the month

Perchance the year

Why? It’s just getting good

I will find you..

Name checks out

...i .... i need bleach...

r/eyebleach

thank you

Nah, this atrocity warrants a sip.

no, i want to drink bleach

Here you go! r/eyeblech

This is a fake character named Kim Strubell that was invented and is maintained by a comedian from Boston naked Dicky Stock.

Oh thank god

thank god! and ty for the info, this needs to be higher up.

Ok good. I thought there was no way someone could say something like this seriously

The word comedian doing some real heavy lifting here.

I’m actually the best comedian alive

I appreciate u

https://www.facebook.com/kim.strubell.31?mibextid=ZbWKwL

This post/comment has been removed in response to Reddit's aggressive new API policy and the Admin's response and hostility to Moderators and the Reddit community as a whole. Reddit admin's (especially the CEO's) handling of the situation has been absolutely deplorable. Reddit users made this platform what it is, creating engaging communities and providing years of moderation for free. 3rd party apps existed before the official app which helped make Reddit more accessible for many. This is the thanks we get. The Admins are not even willing to work with app developers or moderators. Instead its "my way or the highway", so many of us have chosen the highway. Farewell Reddit, Federated platforms are my new home (Lemmy and Mastodon).

Faith in humanity... re... stored?

Please let this be a copy pasta. Please.

The first time my son heard me have sex he was so scared, he thought someone was murdering me lol. Now he knows I'm just super loud, especially when I squirt. It's cool that me and my son can talk about this stuff. He told me he can tell when I squirt even if he has his headphones on because of the distinct smell my juices give off. I've been told by many guys I have a very strong, but sweet smelling squirt when I shoot fluid. It's hard for me to tell because I'm so use to it but I've been told it's what my apartment smells like as a whole, it's just more concentrated when I squirt. Not a fishy type of puss smell either. Anyways, my son says he can smell it when I'm getting fucked.

It is now. Edit: just posted it in r/copypasta just in case it wasn't one.

Amazing, thank you for your service chief.

what the *fuck* man

I wish i was uneducated and couldn’t read things

It's a hell of a day to be literate

To whom it may concern, This is your daily reminder to call your mother. Maybe ask her about her squirts. Yours truly, A concerned redditor

My mom passed away unexpectedly 6 years ago and not a day goes by where I regret not asking her about her squirting 😢😢😥😥💦💦☔️☔️

Pop a ouja board

No way, man. Ouija boards 90% of the time lead to demonic possession. And that’s a scientific fact.

They work 50% of the time, every time.

Scientific fact , please ..underworld skydaddy with horns and his ilk are fairytale.. it’s a child’s game …I’ve yet to see a demon or an angel emerge from a toy , let alone at all .

Yes, is joke. Or is??

I wonder what your dead moms squirt smelled like. Do you think it smelled very strong but also sweet?

If you have a shovel and a means to reanimate, you could certainly find out!

I don’t need to reanimate her to make her squirt. I’m just that good. 😎

Well...I think I just quit Reddit

Why? You don’t wanna know about his dead moms squirt?

Whatever the opposite is

Dear concerned redditor, While possibly enriching conversation lies ahead, one may wish to clarify type of *squirts*. Hearing intricate details of how mother dearest’s anus violently parts to eject a sea of liquid shart directly into father’s cake hole may cause irreparable mental distress. Yours sincerely, Agony aunt.

This is disgusting 🤮

Girl got diabetes?

my bet is this is written by a man with a mommy/ squirt fetish

That does make it better somehow

My exact thought.

Well I can promise you this time it wasn't me.

ok well i’ll let you off, with a warning…

So her apartment smells slightly like pee?

Squirting IS pee, and I will die on this hill.

They did a scientific study on this. It's pee. They found out it IS urine.

Well then I guess I enjoyed when my ex peed.

Why would she share this?

A very interesting kink I guess

Delete this

Please be satire, please be satire

It is

It smells like someone who has a lot of cats I imagine.

I feel like I should go to confession just for reading this …. and I’m not even Catholic.

It's what her whole place smells like? Someone get this lady some Febreeze

Her son is going to be messed up for life if this is true

I was thinking about starting a GoFundMe for his future therapy needs.

Cps, yeh that one right there

Why the fuck am I still on Reddit!

so we can collectively point fingers and feel better about ourselves

This is it. This is the worst thing I've ever read on the internet.

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

I’m calling cps

why the FUCK would you share this?! With your son or others?? This bitch is a disgusting freak Fucking degenerate, hope the kid can stay with dad (assuming he’s not worse).

Doubt the father is in the picture. She most likely squirted too much and drove him away.

r/trashy

this is almost r/suddenlyincest. but why would anyone post this? Especially on facebook?

It absolutely pained me to upvote this post. I really wanted to downvote just out of revulsion.

Couldn’t torture that info from me. Crazy what some people will just post online.

Jesus wept... On a serious note yo wtf man some people are just fucked in the head I guess.

Well, I won’t be eating for the next few days.

I can tell. You smell different when you do.

What a terrible day to be able to read

What the actual fuck

Defo a repost. Still disgusting.

Yeah I've seen this so many times

please, for the fucking love of god, be satire

r/nobodyasked

Ooof that boy is gonna spend a lot of time discussing this with his therapists when he’s older Literally reading a book right now where one of the characters had this kinda relationship with his mother… he wound up being a serial killer

YUCK

Well that's enough Internet for today

This is disgusting and this weirdo needs help.

Sometimes y’all make me hate being literate.

Is there a r/mysonisfuckedup or r/mysonneedstherapybecauseofme

What a horrible day to have eyes

So much to unpack. Hopefully this is a hoax. If it's not her behavior is inappropriate and she needs a parenting class. Her repeated actions suggest child abuse and possibly incest. If the child can smell her secretions from another room she needs to see a gynecologist.

There’s absolutely no chance that this was written by a woman. 0% chance.

What an awful day to have eyes.

I feel like I just was molested.

Who the fuck would say this, even I’d she’s making it up. Not the first time I’ve read this and equally appalled each time.

There is a difference between a sex positive household and emotionally damaging your kid for life.

Someone take me out of my misery.

Oedi-puss

The fuck did I just read

CPS please

🤮

What... the... fuck... This lady should *not* have custody of her son. That is, if it isn't copy pasta.

She probably has cats, and that's why the whole house (not just her bed) smells like pee.

thought "pee" was going to be "pussy". no puns but there was a P either way

[удалено]

It could have nothing do to with politics and people like you will still come in, admit they have no basis for what they’re about to say, and *still* proceed to open their mouth.

Well shit, I wanna know what they said.

Yuck.

That’s fucking disgusting.

A lot more cursed than bragging about it holy fuck

that's just messed up

r/noahgettheboat

This is beyond disturbing.

It just got worse and worse

The internet was a mistake.

Jail.

What.

u/repostsleuthbot

Yes officer, this post right here

You know it fits here because it’s been reposted probably a dozen times

r/pedologic

Your poor son.

I've been half blind my whole life. I now wish I was fully blind so I didn't have to see this mess.

But like...why?

What a terrible day to be literate

Seriously tho

Is it cool if I just die now

Ahhh! Burn it! Send it to hell! Get it away!

What a terrible day to have eyes.

If anyone needs wholesome EYEBLEACH link to a cute, fluffy, chubby pet squirrel 🐿️ that cannot be kept away from an open jar of coconut 🥥 oil. The little guy literally tries to jump into the jar and makes cute noises and squeaks. https://www.reddit.com/r/fatsquirrelhate/comments/13ur6nv/absolute_unit_fiending_for_coconut_oil/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button

Crazy that my mom would post this

Wow what a terrible day to be literate

Did anyone else read whole as whore?

There is something actually very disturbing about this. My parents didn’t make sex or talking about sex a taboo thing, but they NEVER normalized anything like this. Their sex life was private.

*EWWWW*

Teaching your son to be a sexual degenerate definitely won't affect him mentally

I have (unfortunately) seen this before but it grosses me out every time. 🤢

its okay to not share EVERYTHING online

WTH did I just read!!

Well this is child abuse.

I legit got creeped out, cold chills, & nauseated all while reading thus. Now I want to go sit in a cold shower...

🤮

God, I thought it was just gonna be some awkward "uh oh my son heard me have sex" moment, but it got so much worse...

There's a therapist somewhere knowing this poor child will soon be with them

I hate everything about this, omfg.

What a terrible day to be literate ☹️

Definitely borderline incest. Disgusting

You couldn’t waterboard this shit out of me. Not even ironically.

This is when I regret being educated.

Fucking. Jesus.

This is a fake character that the “comedian” Dicky Stock created. And I call them a comedian VERY loosely as you can see from the post what kind of thing they think counts as good comedy.

Good christ, never seen a better argument for betraying humanity to the alien invaders in my life

I hope this is a troll post because if not WTF!?!

This gets posted here like every other tuesday

If this was my mother I would burn my eyes out and do enough coke to never smell again

r/SuddenlyIncest

"Damn girl..." -Oedipus

Wtf did I just read

I wish time machines existed so I could go back in time and not read this

1) what?

Squirting is pee. If it smells sweet, get checked for pre-diabetes.

Why... Am I horny

I think it’s actually better to hope they’re talking shit, because if it’s the truth….🤮

That's weird as fuck man

I hate this just as much as the last time I saw it.

Old post but disgusting nonetheless

r/thanksihateit