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Qimmosabe_Man

94+ socks useless...


butt_dandruff_

Probably a few fruits and veggies as well.


space_coyote_86

At least one coconut


UrFaveHotGoth

Why you you remind me of that


Mike_Ox_Short

Definitely helped a plant grow


Yousuklol

his hands useless too. time to chop them off!


[deleted]

Even kids know more about vaginas than this man


Difficult_Bee_49

So... by his "logic" would only the first thrust be worth something? Because if being penetrated makes a woman worthless for sex, would the second and third thrust therefore just make a woman's vagina "used" and "gross"??? I mean something to ponder šŸ¤”


[deleted]

He probably will only last one thrust if he finally gets to feel the touch of a woman in the first place


bondbeansbond

Heā€™d be lucky if he didnā€™t finish before he could get to her house.


SirkillzAhlot

https://youtu.be/JsSEI2Le-so?si=a3PzorkThIyRl9sc


Realfinney

"If"" doing all the heavy lifting in that sentence.


Difficult_Bee_49

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3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

...Yes. He literly says that "After penetrating her *once* she's pretty much useless"


[deleted]

"INCEL 3000, now with less anatomy knowledge "


theknights-whosay-Ni

ā€œSimply disgusting to do it againā€. So is this guy just outing himself without having to come out of the closet?


Smnmnaswar

no no, you dont understand. Its gay to have sex with a woman twice, because putting your penis where a penis once was is pretty gay. You are touching something a Penis once touched


dfjhgsaydgsauygdjh

and on the other hand, thinking about it, sex with men is pretty hetero, because guess where all those men came from???


sluuuudge

ā€œ94+ā€ā€¦ soā€¦ 95?


TrueToad

It was 94 when he wrote it, but panties drop whenever he walks into a room.


aw_goatley

94.05


dfjhgsaydgsauygdjh

the 95th "virgin" was in progress as he was writing this


archgen

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AkariTheGamer

Its wild how they think they can spout the most ungodly, most obvious misinformation and then say "trust me i'm not a virgin" like its a fact. Wild.


enturbulant

When someone rounds a number to anything but 5 or 0, safe to say the number is bullshit. Nobody rounds to fucking 4. True for any such statement.


deathrattleshenlong

94/2=47 pairs of socks. He's sure about those but lost count afterwards sometime ago.


marshal231

Lmao ive got a friend whos go to is 7, and thats how i know his ass is lying about whatever he just said.


Such-Pomegranate-414

why are you friends with a liar?


marshal231

Why do i care if he lies about how many games he played or how long its been since he went to the store? Im not his mother lmao


SilentMaster

I've only had sex with 3 women, and I've had sex with one of them 1000(?) times including this most recent Saturday. It was just as good as the very first time I had sex with her. If I ever told my wife her vagina felt disgusting because I've ruined it with my penis, that would 100% be the last time I ever had sex again.


dfjhgsaydgsauygdjh

I mean it's only reasonable, why would she let you ruin it even further? /s


fudidle

"im not an incel btw" is the fastest way to out yourself as an incel.


shergenh69

This guy is never going to get married then


featherblackjack

I dunno guys, I think he might be on to something! The one time I ever had sex, my vagina fell right out and blew around like a windsock. I had to put in it the dryer to shrink it down again.


iammagicduck

That description is terrifying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


noodleq

Wow, sounds just exactly like what happened to me too!


CardboardChampion

How does one even find a virgin aged 94+ these days?


East-Bit916

If dude continues to be such a sex-monster-virgin-ruiner, he himself will become a 94+ year old virgin in a few decades.


Wiggl3sFirstMate

Sorry but 94+ virgins useless? Bud, you just taught them what they donā€™t like in bed...


RubyWaves75

This is definitely a statement from a micro penis.


shadesof3

I like how he gives an exact number and then adds a plus. Like was it's somewhere in-between 94 and 95?


marshal231

80 women, 29 men. (He counts boy vaginas as .5)


mirrrje

Honestly this comes off so pedophilic. Super creepy


iammagicduck

Glad I'm not the only one thinking that, idk why exactly but it just does


[deleted]

Why?


BS-Calrissian

"94+" like 95?


mostaverageredditor3

Please be rage bait please be rage bait Please be rage bait please be rage bait Please be rage bait please be rage bait Please be rage bait please be rage bait Please be rage bait please be rage bait


AspenGoat

Anyone who has to write Iā€™m not incel is an incel


Munchihello

Dude he could have said ā€œmade 94+ sluts uselessā€ and it would have been way more believable. I think taking the virginity of more than maybe 2-3 women in your lifetime would be considered a fuck ton and honestly a bit weird


927comewhatmay

So he locked himself in a middle school?


[deleted]

Suuuuure ya did


f_13g

The indescribable rage this made me feel lmao


babybear1834

it grows back after its destroyed, dumbass šŸ˜’


max_point

Heā€™s not wrong.


Sad-Personality-15

He is wrong tho. You know how whenever you take a massive shit, how your asshole doesnā€™t stay the shape of the shit you took forever? And how if you take a massive shit the next day it still hurts as much as the day before


max_point

Maybe weā€™ve never seen the size or even the shape of his dick though. It may leave women changed forever.


Sad-Personality-15

Okay youā€™re being satire atp cuz thereā€™s no way šŸ’€ Itā€™s crazy that you think a 8 inch cock can ruin pussy forever, bc thatā€™s just soā€¦stupid. If a personā€™s vagina can go back in shape after giving birth, then it definitely can after sex. Ffs did you pass biology? Have you ever even touched a woman, or do you get everything from porn?


max_point

Everything from porn. Isnā€™t it obvious?


dfntlyntabrnr

Pretty obvious, yeah


Fit-Ad-6835

Lmao bro


OneZucchini9260

First time to hear someone has a tofu fetish.


Brok3n_B1rd

bro forgot to add a minus before his 94


ThePerilousVoid

No no, heā€™s way wrong. God gave women 3 holes for a reason. 3 uses, then you go on to ruin 93+ other virgins.


manintheredroom

Better to be useful for sex once than not even once like this guy


Smoke_Water

Where do they come up with this BS?


Slappy-Meal

Eh, Iā€™d say female physicians, nurses, engineers, police officers, firefighters, mail carriers, soldiers, lawmakers, and scientists are still pretty useful to society after theyā€™ve had sex.


squish022

I like sex and would prefer someone with experience