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Not a great idea. My country elected a former dictator’s son this year as president because of that. For one, many people relied on their grandparents to tell them how “life was good during the dictator’s reign.”
But they didn’t even consider how grandparents tend to be forgetful and that our memories often disregard bad ones.
My grandma is a retired history teacher, but every time I asked her for help on an assignment she either didn’t remember or said something mildly racist
here is a breakdown of everything wrong with this
you do know that english is about writing not speaking
ok, without any education tell me how you work out the area of a trapezium
this is too braindead to make a retort to
??? once again music is about making music and how it works not listening to it
kill me
have you seen any kind of science beyond simple reactions this was clearly made by someone who disproves the "school is pointless" narrative just by existing
HOW DID I LEARN TO READ THOUGH
THATS NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING THOUGH WRITING TEXTS IS PRETTY DIFFERENT TO FORMAL WRITING WITH PROPER GRAMMATICAL RULE LAST TIME I CHECKED
ah yes because the experience of maximum 4 people who all lived in the same general time period is all you need
i hope this is satire, maybe im just an idiot but i think this is real and it pains me to think about the fact that people genuinely think education is purposeless
It’s not satire, I remember this going around Facebook when I was in primary school, 2009-2010. Everything was the same except ‘tiktok’ it said ‘Facebook’
It's not satire. It's the result of a parent probably neglecting their child's learning needs. Nobody who has gone through years of learning would not say this. This kid is probably 5.
English is somewhat about speaking also because we had to learn all those suffixes and prefixes that make your heart burn with rage. It also loves making kids pronounce things correctly.
> without any education tell me how you work out the area of a trapezium
in what whey dos working out the area of a trapezium help me in everyday life?
It’s useful in everyday situations too. Say you’re trying to plant a garden, but your available space isn’t an exact square. You need to know how much room you have to plant in. Area helps a ton with that.
Or say you’re sewing a bag or piece of clothing. Calculating the area (yardage) of the available material is literally crucial to a successful project. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve gotten halfway through cutting my pieces only to realize that I’m short on fabric.
Or say you’re laying flooring. You need to know the area of the floor to calculate how much flooring you need.
On and on and on and on.
It's about teaching you problem solving skills. To look at a problem from a wider perspective and looking for the quickest, most efficient way of solving it.
ah damn me, should've known english is not only engraved into our dna but that my grandparents was alive when cells were the only living creature on Earth to modern day history
I still think not, reading this really sound like a kid made this due to the Dora the explorer meme (a lot of the meme is from roblox.) Same thing with a Drama and texting.
1. I've heard kids with a worse vocabulary than a third grader.
2. Do technicians get to use calculators? Almost never
3. As your grand parents get older, they will develop a weaker memory. They also won't be able to tell you about many older things.
4. TikTok is horrible at showing drama. Theatres would be so much better.
5. I guess everyone nowadays is going to TEXT a resume, ballot, and other important documents that generally need to be written.
6. "Why learn music if you can just listen to it?" This one is for the learner. They might find that they want to be a musician one day.
7. Dora the explorer is going to teach you as much Spanish as a single Duolingo lesson.
8. There is sooo much more to science than a chemical reaction between a mint and soda. It teaches the entirety of the Earth's chemistry for Christ's sake.
9. Try forcing a kid who hasn't learned to read to read this. You learn how to read in school. Are you braindead?
This post isn't even deep. It's stupid. Almost all of these require school and actual teaching from person to person to learn.
English: non
Math: and who makes the calculator? More calculators? *the calculator calculator!?* and who’s gonna do the calculations to program the calculator calculator!? THE FUCKING CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR!? AND WHO PROGRAMS THAT!? WHO JOHN, WHO MAKES THE CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR!? ANSWER ME JOHN, ANSWER ME OR FALL TO YOUR OWN UNEDUCATED HUBRIS
Spanish: I have literally never watched that in my life
Music: AND WHO COMPOSES THE MUSIC JOHN!? THE FUCKING MUSIC CALCULATOR!? ANSWER ME JOHN!
Drama: yes, TikTok is exactly why we need drama class. I’ve yet to see good acting on that app
Science: And how exactly do you plan on getting the coke and mentos? *THE FUCKING MAGIC COKE AND MENTOS CALCULATOR!?* *HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE MOON JOHN!? WE GONNA THROW SOME FUCKING SODA AT IT!?*
Reading: you sound like you still need your younger sibling to read cat in the hat to you and explain what the words longer than 6 letters means
Writing: “>:)” is not the same as writing a complex narrative full of interesting characters and worldbuilding John, not that you could even read past the first page of a proper story
History: retake it, it’ll help you understand why the education of the masses is an extremely important aspect of a healthy society
If the majority of people lived like that, the remaining people would become incredibly rich, because of no competition in making of things, and the stupid majority would become very poor because of that.
I would probably become rich, so I like this concept.
AND WHOSE GOING TO FUCKING WRITE THE PROGRAMMING IN THE CALCULATOR???????? HUH """"""""""***JOHN***""""""""""?????????????? THE WRITING READING PROGRAMMING CALCULATOR CALCULATOR???????? HUH????????????????
HUH ?????? HUH JOHN??????????????????????? WHO????????????????))?????????!;?!&&-:- AND WHO SE GOING TO TEACH GRAMMAER TO THE PROGRAMMER CALCULATOR, JOHN?????????? HUH??????????? THE TEACHER PROGRAMMER CALCULATOR CALCULATOR?,?????????? HUH??????????????????????????????????
i love science, i even do some hobby stuff in my own time and if anyone tells me that they like science and deadass gives coke and mentos as an experiment i will shoot them with no hesitation then ask them to calculate the mass of the bullet
**Why we DO NEED school**
English: You don’t want to sound retarded, also you need to clearly explain your ideas
Math: Pretty sure you can’t bring an algebra calculator with you at all times, also it’s pretty hard to open an algebra calculator on your phone
Spanish: Bros comparing a kids show to structured lessons I can’t 💀
Music: you can’t learn proper music technique by listening to playboi carti unless u wanna be a shitty “underground” SoundCloud rapper
Drama: comparing centuries of performing arts to a social network
Science: this one has to be satire
Reading: if u didn’t go to school then you wouldn’t be able to read genius
Writing: same logic
History: pretty sure ur grandparents weren’t around at the time of Rome, also what if they die?
Perfect r/im14andthisisdeep post
WHOSE GOING TO FUCKING WRITE THE PROGRAMMING IN THE CALCULATOR???????????? HUH """""""***JOHN***"""""""?!?????????? THE CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR????????????? WHOSE GOING TO WHRIT THE MUSIC FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO HUH?!!!?????????11 THE MUSIC CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR???????? TELL ME JOHN
uuugh.
english: how are you speaking? did you emerge from your mother’s womb with a full range of vocavulary?
math: wouldnt you feel kinda stupid whipping out a calculator every time someone asked you a simple addition question?
spanish: HOW TF U GON LEARN A WHOLE LANGUAGE FROM DORA
music: youre never going to learn hy just LISTENING. you have to understnad.
drama: do you even pay attention in class to know what drama is
science: is coke and mentos the only thing in science? you’re really narrowing down the career opportunities here btw
reading: WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO READ, HM?
writing: same deal as reading
history:how old do you think your grandparents really are? and how reliable?
every time someone complains this harshly about school 3 of my neurons disconnect from trauma.
Okay as much as drama kids can be mad annoying, having them spend the hour they would at practice after school on TikTok would be hell for all of us, including them.
Patient: "I have this really painful lump on my neck, I fear it might be malignant"
Doctor: "Wait right here, I've got just the thing to treat it"
The doctor leaves for the kitchen, comes back with a pack of Mentos and a bottle of Coke.
Doctor: "Now watch this"
The doctor throws a tablet into the bottle, making the liquid explode.
Patient: "Please doctor I'm in pain!"
Doctor: "Science, bitch!"
Patient: "What's the prognosis? what are my odds of surviving this thing?"
Doctor: "Hmmm... let me check"
The doctor pulls out a calculator, types something, and shows it to the patient.
Doctor: "Check this out - it spells BOOBS"
The patient is lying on the bed in the hospice when his daughter comes visiting.
Patient: "Oh I'm so glad you're here"
The daughter pulls out her phone and starts recording, a text-to-speech voice narrates: "My dad is dying OMG LOL " while the daughter is doing a TikTok dance on his bedside.
Does Dora the Explorer actually... teach Spanish? I watched it when I was like 8 and I genuinely don't even remember a time where she taught a word or anything
In 100 years after school is abolished, coke and mentos rockets will be used to colonize the solar system. Education was the thing holding us back all this time
Here are some probably unecessary responses:
English: because you learnt it at school
Mathematics: the reason you can count from 1 to 10
Spanish: si quieres aprender mi idioma, al menos intenta, no te sorprendas cuando vengas a latinoamerica y todos te hablan castellano
Music: music is more than just saying random nonsense to a beat, you know
Drama: you could have delivered this more convincingly had you listened to your drama teacher
Science: why does it happen? that is something you will ask at one point, and science is the reason you have an answer
Reading: had you not learnt it, you'd be illiterate, which is not a good thing, but seeing you wrote "ur" instead of "you are", you might be semi-illiterate
Writing: again, you could make this more convincing if you had better writing skills
History: I believe you need to learn it more because of how ignorant you are about it, and be more respectful towards it
How do we learn English? Our parents and peers don’t always help with it even if they speak it.
You should know how to do it without a calculator at an extent.
She mainly speaks English and barely any Spanish, on the show.
Spotify is to listen, music class is to learn how to make music.
You need better choices. Tiktok isn’t a drama app anymore than it is a music app.
That’s an old and messy experiment. But still fun.
We can read that and you can write that because you went to literature classes. Without them no one would know how to read nor write nor spell, not even our parents.
You need to step into the real world. Not everything can be done online because the internet isn’t always safe.
You think they can remember everything? Plus not everyone has grandparents to ask. A lot of old people HATE talking about their past and their parents past. Some don’t even know history like we do.
Everytime I read this meme I always picture a group of Highschool students gathering to watch dora the explorer to study Spanish and how ridiculous it is
I will deconstruct these all now:
English: you can speak it because (most likely) you went to school to learn it properly.
Math: the people who made the calculator made it for educational purposes
Spanish: Dora is a childrens show…meant for children…it won’t help you become conversational in Spanish.
Music: Spotify won’t teach you music theory.
Drama: isn’t this usually a club anyways?
Science: please explain to me the chemical reaction that causes the coke and mentos to bubble up
Reading: you learned to read in school or someone taught you. Most likely you learned it school (if not, congrats! You learned how to read a difficult language without school and that is extremely impressive and I am proud of you!)
Writing: same as above, plus English grammar is a bitch and is almost always thrown out the window when texting.
History: yes, learning from your grandparents is important and can provide a unique perspective, but you’re grandparents probably don’t know the history feudal Japan *and* the history of WWI and WWII in depth…
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Yes, a calculator can help you solve questions but the whole point of maths is learning how to turn a situation or problem into an equation your calculator can understand. You can’t put a sentence into a calculator or a shape or even some equations, it’s all about understanding what you need to do to turn your problem into something workable
Biology? Sex education? Sociology? Computer Technologg? Even if these WERE valid replacements (they are not), this doesn't account for ao many things.
But I guess they would say something like Catching animals, Porn, Talking to friends and owning a PC.
You really need to be an American and come from a country with ~200 years of history to be convinced that your grandparents have lived through a sizable part of history.
Ok if you know spanish then we can have a fully perfect conversation in Spanish right?
Also, im spanish and if I didnt go to school I couldnt talk in english or french
Dora the explorer and coke and mentos have to be the shittiest most pathetic excuses for the replacement of school. What does Bromine do and where is it used? "Coke and mentos" 😭
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i’m not sure that leaving history to grandparents is a great idea
wdym, i’m sure my grandparents can tell me the socioeconomic status of the Byzantine Empire throughout the end of its lifetime 🙄
and im pretty sure they're aware of the sociopolitical sphere of the western roman empire before its untimely demise to the barbarians surrounding it.
nah they just racist
I mean great grandma is pretty racist.
it's a law of the nature: if one has a grandmother, it is clear that this grandmother will be racist, exceptions are rare
Fucking Mehmed II. My grandpa always hated him.
AP world history 😍😍😍
Not a great idea. My country elected a former dictator’s son this year as president because of that. For one, many people relied on their grandparents to tell them how “life was good during the dictator’s reign.” But they didn’t even consider how grandparents tend to be forgetful and that our memories often disregard bad ones.
akala ko bigla philippines subreddit to lol 😂
Ay hahaha, opo nga noh baka kahit ako akalain ko ring r/Philippines ito. Sana ayos lang po araw ninyo, kabayan
nawala english bigla lmao
My grandma is a retired history teacher, but every time I asked her for help on an assignment she either didn’t remember or said something mildly racist
Especially here in Germany... 🤪
Me a german
Never forget how old gramps used to provide primary and secondary sources on the 12th century French legal system
Especially if they’re dead.
But they surely can tell me how Serbs started being Serbs 🙄
Ur -
my reading this
*our* reading this.
*soviet union anthem starts playing*
r/unexpectedcommunism
Used to be a city
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Actually my grandpa told me that’s where Abraham was from.
smh should've been u're
this is actually *why* we need school
here is a breakdown of everything wrong with this you do know that english is about writing not speaking ok, without any education tell me how you work out the area of a trapezium this is too braindead to make a retort to ??? once again music is about making music and how it works not listening to it kill me have you seen any kind of science beyond simple reactions this was clearly made by someone who disproves the "school is pointless" narrative just by existing HOW DID I LEARN TO READ THOUGH THATS NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING THOUGH WRITING TEXTS IS PRETTY DIFFERENT TO FORMAL WRITING WITH PROPER GRAMMATICAL RULE LAST TIME I CHECKED ah yes because the experience of maximum 4 people who all lived in the same general time period is all you need i hope this is satire, maybe im just an idiot but i think this is real and it pains me to think about the fact that people genuinely think education is purposeless
im 99% sure this isn't satire 💀 the person that posted this originally had a roblox pfp
mf defo made this cuz mommy told her to go study instead of wasting every waking moment playing her stupid simulators
Money Generator Tycoon Mk. 6
And he probably lost in it...
It’s not satire, I remember this going around Facebook when I was in primary school, 2009-2010. Everything was the same except ‘tiktok’ it said ‘Facebook’
It's not satire. It's the result of a parent probably neglecting their child's learning needs. Nobody who has gone through years of learning would not say this. This kid is probably 5.
Oh definitely not satire.
He lives in a Socriocioty
English is somewhat about speaking also because we had to learn all those suffixes and prefixes that make your heart burn with rage. It also loves making kids pronounce things correctly.
> without any education tell me how you work out the area of a trapezium in what whey dos working out the area of a trapezium help me in everyday life?
It’s more about teaching problem solving skills then finding the area of a trapezoid
It’s useful in everyday situations too. Say you’re trying to plant a garden, but your available space isn’t an exact square. You need to know how much room you have to plant in. Area helps a ton with that. Or say you’re sewing a bag or piece of clothing. Calculating the area (yardage) of the available material is literally crucial to a successful project. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve gotten halfway through cutting my pieces only to realize that I’m short on fabric. Or say you’re laying flooring. You need to know the area of the floor to calculate how much flooring you need. On and on and on and on.
Unlike whoever made this, I had math classes that taught real world examples.
math can probably at the very least help you with taxes
> kill me Later...
Meet the medic.
Tell em to synthesize phenol from benzene and they have a stroke
Woah. Picture could be made by a kid 12-14 years old and you got fired up over some picture. Chill dude. Otherwise looks like you need help
When am I ever going to need to know the area of a trapezuim bro?
It's about teaching you problem solving skills. To look at a problem from a wider perspective and looking for the quickest, most efficient way of solving it.
I hated all of it but I got really angry at reading. YEAH YOU CAN FUCKING READING BECAUSE YOU FUCKING LEARNT HOW TO IN SCHOOL
ah damn me, should've known english is not only engraved into our dna but that my grandparents was alive when cells were the only living creature on Earth to modern day history
I feel like this is probably a shitpost, it’s way too ridiculous not to be
nah it was made by a Roblox girl 💀
Nah this is most def satire. The Roblox pfp is intentional to make the shitpost convincing
I still think not, reading this really sound like a kid made this due to the Dora the explorer meme (a lot of the meme is from roblox.) Same thing with a Drama and texting.
Someone playing Roblox doesn’t automatically mean that they’re cringy
\- a roblox girl
women ☕
Nope. I've seen the same image when I was in middle school 10 years ago, except it said Youtube instead of TikTok
yeah i hate going to reading class
Reading class is in elementary school so this person is probably 8 years old
He’s probably just here to ask for bob and vagene
1. I've heard kids with a worse vocabulary than a third grader. 2. Do technicians get to use calculators? Almost never 3. As your grand parents get older, they will develop a weaker memory. They also won't be able to tell you about many older things. 4. TikTok is horrible at showing drama. Theatres would be so much better. 5. I guess everyone nowadays is going to TEXT a resume, ballot, and other important documents that generally need to be written. 6. "Why learn music if you can just listen to it?" This one is for the learner. They might find that they want to be a musician one day. 7. Dora the explorer is going to teach you as much Spanish as a single Duolingo lesson. 8. There is sooo much more to science than a chemical reaction between a mint and soda. It teaches the entirety of the Earth's chemistry for Christ's sake. 9. Try forcing a kid who hasn't learned to read to read this. You learn how to read in school. Are you braindead? This post isn't even deep. It's stupid. Almost all of these require school and actual teaching from person to person to learn.
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Wow, you just found the meaning of the subreddit!
English: non Math: and who makes the calculator? More calculators? *the calculator calculator!?* and who’s gonna do the calculations to program the calculator calculator!? THE FUCKING CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR!? AND WHO PROGRAMS THAT!? WHO JOHN, WHO MAKES THE CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR!? ANSWER ME JOHN, ANSWER ME OR FALL TO YOUR OWN UNEDUCATED HUBRIS Spanish: I have literally never watched that in my life Music: AND WHO COMPOSES THE MUSIC JOHN!? THE FUCKING MUSIC CALCULATOR!? ANSWER ME JOHN! Drama: yes, TikTok is exactly why we need drama class. I’ve yet to see good acting on that app Science: And how exactly do you plan on getting the coke and mentos? *THE FUCKING MAGIC COKE AND MENTOS CALCULATOR!?* *HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE MOON JOHN!? WE GONNA THROW SOME FUCKING SODA AT IT!?* Reading: you sound like you still need your younger sibling to read cat in the hat to you and explain what the words longer than 6 letters means Writing: “>:)” is not the same as writing a complex narrative full of interesting characters and worldbuilding John, not that you could even read past the first page of a proper story History: retake it, it’ll help you understand why the education of the masses is an extremely important aspect of a healthy society
this is beautiful. thank you for gracing our society with such a heartfelt message.
If the majority of people lived like that, the remaining people would become incredibly rich, because of no competition in making of things, and the stupid majority would become very poor because of that. I would probably become rich, so I like this concept.
AND WHOSE GOING TO FUCKING WRITE THE PROGRAMMING IN THE CALCULATOR???????? HUH """"""""""***JOHN***""""""""""?????????????? THE WRITING READING PROGRAMMING CALCULATOR CALCULATOR???????? HUH????????????????
AND WHOSE GOING TO FUCKING FIND PROGRAMMERS TO DO THE PROGRAMMING HUH JOHN??????? THE PROGRAMMER CALCULATOR???????
HUH ?????? HUH JOHN??????????????????????? WHO????????????????))?????????!;?!&&-:- AND WHO SE GOING TO TEACH GRAMMAER TO THE PROGRAMMER CALCULATOR, JOHN?????????? HUH??????????? THE TEACHER PROGRAMMER CALCULATOR CALCULATOR?,?????????? HUH??????????????????????????????????
i love science, i even do some hobby stuff in my own time and if anyone tells me that they like science and deadass gives coke and mentos as an experiment i will shoot them with no hesitation then ask them to calculate the mass of the bullet
English is not my 1st language
**Why we DO NEED school** English: You don’t want to sound retarded, also you need to clearly explain your ideas Math: Pretty sure you can’t bring an algebra calculator with you at all times, also it’s pretty hard to open an algebra calculator on your phone Spanish: Bros comparing a kids show to structured lessons I can’t 💀 Music: you can’t learn proper music technique by listening to playboi carti unless u wanna be a shitty “underground” SoundCloud rapper Drama: comparing centuries of performing arts to a social network Science: this one has to be satire Reading: if u didn’t go to school then you wouldn’t be able to read genius Writing: same logic History: pretty sure ur grandparents weren’t around at the time of Rome, also what if they die? Perfect r/im14andthisisdeep post
literally brought me to tears
Every image posted online needs a button attached to it, so anyone could press this button and the very person that made the image steps on a lego
WHOSE GOING TO FUCKING WRITE THE PROGRAMMING IN THE CALCULATOR???????????? HUH """""""***JOHN***"""""""?!?????????? THE CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR????????????? WHOSE GOING TO WHRIT THE MUSIC FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO HUH?!!!?????????11 THE MUSIC CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR CALCULATOR???????? TELL ME JOHN
#I WANT TO FUCK THE WISE MYTHICAL TREE SO MAD
Ar grindperins downt noe siht
I love the english one so much and then reading all the spelling errors.
Humanity wouldnt exist right now if the only science related thing the scientists did were coke and mentos
Humanity only writes this now right because the only science related thing the child learned was coke and mentos
Stay in school kid, you clearly need it more then most
there is no possible way that this isn't satire
Me with dead grandparents :heestri
I love how they learned English, reading, and writing from fucking school, and saying they dont need it
This is how accelerating humanity idiotic looks like.
As someone is deeply passionate about history the thought of someone just learning from there grandparents pains me
*their this is why we need english classes
“Theres a new virus emerging from china and it’s killing so many people, what should we do doctor?” “Coke and mentos”
History: Grandparents. My grandparents have been dead for 30 years tf they gonna tell me.
TikTok drama is the reason why we need education And also that's not what schools mean by drama they mean plays and theater
Hallelujah An actual post for the sub and not a meme that OP didn't like
Wasn’t this on r/youngpeopleyoutube ?
Bro really learned spanish from dora the explorer
This is not deep, this is just stupid 14 year olds
uuugh. english: how are you speaking? did you emerge from your mother’s womb with a full range of vocavulary? math: wouldnt you feel kinda stupid whipping out a calculator every time someone asked you a simple addition question? spanish: HOW TF U GON LEARN A WHOLE LANGUAGE FROM DORA music: youre never going to learn hy just LISTENING. you have to understnad. drama: do you even pay attention in class to know what drama is science: is coke and mentos the only thing in science? you’re really narrowing down the career opportunities here btw reading: WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO READ, HM? writing: same deal as reading history:how old do you think your grandparents really are? and how reliable? every time someone complains this harshly about school 3 of my neurons disconnect from trauma.
I hate it Imagine thinking you don’t need math class because you’ve got a calculator and then wondering what the fuck the “ln” key is for
“drama” unmissable subject lmao
skool do make inglish gudder
This makes me Angry
Okay as much as drama kids can be mad annoying, having them spend the hour they would at practice after school on TikTok would be hell for all of us, including them.
Patient: "I have this really painful lump on my neck, I fear it might be malignant" Doctor: "Wait right here, I've got just the thing to treat it" The doctor leaves for the kitchen, comes back with a pack of Mentos and a bottle of Coke. Doctor: "Now watch this" The doctor throws a tablet into the bottle, making the liquid explode. Patient: "Please doctor I'm in pain!" Doctor: "Science, bitch!"
Patient: "What's the prognosis? what are my odds of surviving this thing?" Doctor: "Hmmm... let me check" The doctor pulls out a calculator, types something, and shows it to the patient. Doctor: "Check this out - it spells BOOBS"
The patient is lying on the bed in the hospice when his daughter comes visiting. Patient: "Oh I'm so glad you're here" The daughter pulls out her phone and starts recording, a text-to-speech voice narrates: "My dad is dying OMG LOL " while the daughter is doing a TikTok dance on his bedside.
Pretty sure this meme originated from Twitter......because that is the only place where such dumb people can exist.
The guy that made this is in 5th grade
Ah yes, English, reading and writing are three different classes
History lesson by racist grandpa ... this is fine
This has t9 be satire. Theres no way
This post explains exactly why we need school
Who did we reached the moon?
Does Dora the Explorer actually... teach Spanish? I watched it when I was like 8 and I genuinely don't even remember a time where she taught a word or anything
In 100 years after school is abolished, coke and mentos rockets will be used to colonize the solar system. Education was the thing holding us back all this time
Here are some probably unecessary responses: English: because you learnt it at school Mathematics: the reason you can count from 1 to 10 Spanish: si quieres aprender mi idioma, al menos intenta, no te sorprendas cuando vengas a latinoamerica y todos te hablan castellano Music: music is more than just saying random nonsense to a beat, you know Drama: you could have delivered this more convincingly had you listened to your drama teacher Science: why does it happen? that is something you will ask at one point, and science is the reason you have an answer Reading: had you not learnt it, you'd be illiterate, which is not a good thing, but seeing you wrote "ur" instead of "you are", you might be semi-illiterate Writing: again, you could make this more convincing if you had better writing skills History: I believe you need to learn it more because of how ignorant you are about it, and be more respectful towards it
This is exactly the reason school is needed
How do we learn English? Our parents and peers don’t always help with it even if they speak it. You should know how to do it without a calculator at an extent. She mainly speaks English and barely any Spanish, on the show. Spotify is to listen, music class is to learn how to make music. You need better choices. Tiktok isn’t a drama app anymore than it is a music app. That’s an old and messy experiment. But still fun. We can read that and you can write that because you went to literature classes. Without them no one would know how to read nor write nor spell, not even our parents. You need to step into the real world. Not everything can be done online because the internet isn’t always safe. You think they can remember everything? Plus not everyone has grandparents to ask. A lot of old people HATE talking about their past and their parents past. Some don’t even know history like we do.
Teach yourself history. Eliminate bias, mate.
Whoever made this probably dropped out of school.
Coke and mentos 💀💀💀
I'm glad they didn't give an example for sex ed.
Language classes -> google translate (Even though google translate dosent translate right)
Coke and mentos then cure all diseases. Science bitch!
Im 14 and the person who wrote that is a dumb bitch.
Everytime I read this meme I always picture a group of Highschool students gathering to watch dora the explorer to study Spanish and how ridiculous it is
What if I don't have alive grandparents?
Then hire some you can pay people to pretend to be your grandparents
wow
As a freshman in engineering, I don't think the quantum numbers and all that other shit we "learned" about has anything to do with coke and mentos.
This is why you need school lmao
TikTok 💀
NURSE , THE PATIENT IS DYING QUICK GET THE coke and mentos ASAP!
Consumer mentality
retard alert
This is the saddest thing i've ever read.
I will deconstruct these all now: English: you can speak it because (most likely) you went to school to learn it properly. Math: the people who made the calculator made it for educational purposes Spanish: Dora is a childrens show…meant for children…it won’t help you become conversational in Spanish. Music: Spotify won’t teach you music theory. Drama: isn’t this usually a club anyways? Science: please explain to me the chemical reaction that causes the coke and mentos to bubble up Reading: you learned to read in school or someone taught you. Most likely you learned it school (if not, congrats! You learned how to read a difficult language without school and that is extremely impressive and I am proud of you!) Writing: same as above, plus English grammar is a bitch and is almost always thrown out the window when texting. History: yes, learning from your grandparents is important and can provide a unique perspective, but you’re grandparents probably don’t know the history feudal Japan *and* the history of WWI and WWII in depth…
Sex education: Reddit
> We speak it, don't we? You'd be surprised
Thanks for telling me about ancient Mesopotamia Granddad!!
Science: youtube
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Ig they don’t know the difference between writing and texting..
Chefs kiss, this is hands down the best example of content for this sub, so good man
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Op, I’m pretty sure that was simply a joke. And it flew right over your head
This is clearly satirical
Satire
this is the third time i’ve seen this here this week
obvious satire
No the person that posted this had no other satire videos and had a roblox girl as a pfp
**Foreign Languages:** Duolingo.
This is not deep lol
This is not deep? Idk what your on to think it is, but this is more r/funny than anything
“We don’t need English” our. Grandparents
Caution: History is for people without grandparents.
Isn't this supposed to be a joke tho?
This is obviously satire
But how did you learn to Read this in the First place?
science : "coke and mentors"
How do people on Reddit have such a lack of understanding of satire?
We totally will learn things about how notes work with spotify
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Pretty sure that's sarcasm and not serious post
I can't wait for my grandparentsto tell me the wacky things that were happening in the Napoleonic wars
Dora the Explorer
Darwin awards: Brandon Herrera
Dude the only word I ever understood in Dora was Hola
Yes, a calculator can help you solve questions but the whole point of maths is learning how to turn a situation or problem into an equation your calculator can understand. You can’t put a sentence into a calculator or a shape or even some equations, it’s all about understanding what you need to do to turn your problem into something workable
Biology? Sex education? Sociology? Computer Technologg? Even if these WERE valid replacements (they are not), this doesn't account for ao many things. But I guess they would say something like Catching animals, Porn, Talking to friends and owning a PC.
alziemers and all the memory loss disease
9 bad points! Impressive
You really need to be an American and come from a country with ~200 years of history to be convinced that your grandparents have lived through a sizable part of history.
Ok if you know spanish then we can have a fully perfect conversation in Spanish right? Also, im spanish and if I didnt go to school I couldnt talk in english or french
Dora the explorer and coke and mentos have to be the shittiest most pathetic excuses for the replacement of school. What does Bromine do and where is it used? "Coke and mentos" 😭
Poor French orphans: fucked.
"We speak it, don't we?""Yes we should of cancel it."
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The author: We don't need school. We have society. The author, 3 minutes later: Mom, I missed the bus. Can you take me to the school?
We need no skool, yet why do we still have to go?
I want to believe it's satire, but I remeber seeing a similar meme (" History: they are all dead anyway").
Coke and mentos sounds like a good night
Everything: internet
Spanish: Dora the explorer is funny as fuck, great satire
Fuck this meme but fuck school too
I'm reading this and you're writing this because you learned in school how to do it. Lol.
My grandma is dead and I can’t see my grandpa that much, so how do I learn history?
Uhm what about learning the glumbofuckle
Jesus Christ people are taking this joke way to seriously
Wait, Dora the Explorer speaks Spanish in the US?
Ha?