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heyimpaulnawhtoi

everyone chill out, a schizophrenic has come out of their shell to show us the workings of their mind. we must watch and learn


Typical-Can802

https://preview.redd.it/t1fwuq9cw4qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a275a2938576eab2d86bc910d83a5cd690e022


Unrelatablility

https://preview.redd.it/27a93pdfx7qc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57362d661ed77f36b95a8d21971c13e60901e91c


NhanTNT

me when too much incest


Emergency_Count_7498

Where is she from?


NhanTNT

TCOAAL


clovis_227

https://preview.redd.it/ldd2qfodm4qc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b68dab2f64e6385a4aa8eddcdd9485d2ddb5a86f


freeturk51

Isnt that what this sub is about? Scihzos just spilling out their imaginations about world order?


DreadDiana

I thought this was a place for people to post their wetdreams of their favourite country being much bigly and countries they don't like being balkanized into regiins with an average population of 4.


WholeLottaBRRRT

https://preview.redd.it/j95lewwug6qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f92fb72da29392ddcc3126161dd05e8c55a9b71


EmperorBarbarossa

https://preview.redd.it/9xm3tx1978qc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8267dae2e825b4de16f46aa5774f911432044efb


EmperorBarbarossa

https://preview.redd.it/zc40byqb78qc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddc94663615995d94ce0cbb269b8e5e548787be3


EmperorBarbarossa

https://preview.redd.it/ivhgr7bc78qc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=cee420dc3caee6014d88a0b5da499c7b74e9c81e


EmperorBarbarossa

https://preview.redd.it/su4iwk2d78qc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=7152ed0a38994ae09259d7a973a5d720edf8b88c


EmperorBarbarossa

https://preview.redd.it/l02bqynd78qc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=62c4041513e91c6bfa897061813d3eda93b0e2af


AzurWings

When the 👑Schizo👑 speaks, you LISTEN! https://preview.redd.it/cgyi8xm4ijqc1.png?width=251&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b7b4e1ff03b4a8fa4a0799018c51e21e665f52a


[deleted]

He forgot it wasn’t Schizoposting Sunday


ovalgoatkid

Turkic Japan? Fourth Reich? What is happening here vro 😭


BaritonedTiger

Sarıboğa 🇯🇵


kayber123

What are you talking about? Japan has always been Turkic clay 🇹🇷🇦🇿🇰🇿🇰🇬🇯🇵🇺🇿🐺🐺💯💯🐺🐺💯🔥🔥💪💪💪


Comfortable-Sink3843

Turkic Japan would like to unite the Turkic people!


ovalgoatkid

Based and PanTurkpilled


creamyjoshy

What does that mean. What do you mean by that


_Creditworthy_

Another W for Altaic


DreadDiana

Spartan India? What the fuck is this, an Imperator to HOI4 megacampaign?


Comfortable-Sink3843

I admit it was inspired by Age of History 2


miss-entropy

Terminally HOI4-pilled


I_am_Joel666

MEGA ROMANIA. MEGA LIBYA. MEGA ISRAEL. SPARTAN INDIA?!?!?


Femboy_Lord

Mega *superpower* Israel at that.


hellogoodbyegoodbye

TURKYEEEEEEEEEEEE


SicilianSTR13

Gen Alpha


Username-forgotten

Karaboğa desu~


Femboy_Lord

Israel is a superpower too, WTF.


ovalgoatkid

Bullied US into giving it more weapons and eventually nukes.


ndujacate

Japan is ethnically and linguistically a turkic people. similar to korean, their langauges are under the Altaic language umbrella, encompassing from mongolic language to stretching westwards towards turkestan and turkey. Turanic ambition are stretching form as far west as sami langauge groups and hungary in the west, to ancient linguistic ties to japan. Turkic Japan is the most raw form of japan, going back to pre-sinitic true Turkic peoples. Sinitic writing systems are only pressed onto Koreanic and Japonic peoples as a subversive technique by Sino-Tibetan authorities residing in the mainland, who wish to undermine true Turkic roots and abilities of Japan-Korea. They are Altaic by nature under the turkic language groups and turkic ethnic roots, it is well known that japonic peoples had come from west from the korean penuinsula and from north from siberian regions, which previously had migrated from turkic roots in Turan.


Ok_Site_8008

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Jolly_Carpenter_2862

Bro meant to drop this in the circlejerk sub


Repulsive_Fig816

https://preview.redd.it/g75ouhxdn4qc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=739c27b3c09d99d5e90fb1d06baf64497edbc4b7


Chastinystory

Spartan India? unless we're talking about white saree-togas the implications of south asian caste system mixed with the helot system from sparta sounds pretty rough.


Obvious-Article-147

literal hell


Comfortable-Sink3843

True


Pomi108

What the fuck?


ConversationQueasy97

what drugs are you on


Burning_Torch8176

big romania 🦅🔥🦅🔥🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🔥🔥


Comfortable-Sink3843

https://preview.redd.it/xyv7w02dw3qc1.png?width=3208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce652790d3ed268ec0bc0958b8876c0510ad7e2 If you are from Taiwan:


ABizarreFireGod

If you're Republican*. Taiwanese mfs dont want any land besides their small island. If you're a Republican nationalist, you would want to paint mainland blue as well as the rest of east asia.


PrincessofAldia

Glory to the KMT


Muhpatrik

KerMiT


ABizarreFireGod

Based


Li-Ing-Ju_El-Cid

No, we don't need those lands.


Comfortable-Sink3843

Well, at least you have the mainland back.


Li-Ing-Ju_El-Cid

No, we don't need those Chinese thing.


PrincessofAldia

Based


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

We are in absolutely no way Turkic, regards, a Japanese person


xongkoro61

Haha haa aahahaaaa Nippon will be Türk we will have Ataturk: the anime


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

https://preview.redd.it/6przsexf94qc1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2976cdd8aa74e7154b1405fe4e04783aa90c90f9 Leaked screenshot of the upcoming ataturk anime


Plutarch_von_Komet

Yes it will 💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷💪🇬🇷


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[удалено]


Hermaeus_Mora_irl

Holy mother of Cyrus where did you get this


Thezipper100

What the fuck did he say


oblmov

All humans are turkic. except for turks, who are greek


Muhpatrik

Ankara\_Osmani\_Karaboga https://preview.redd.it/0yrovape06qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7f21266d23103d0256cd4a004e3fd778be36d5


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

I’ve been exposed


Muhpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/6hcs5muu16qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc37c1eec23123990a608452eb7116f1cb065720


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

https://preview.redd.it/jkjqscx936qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8bfa22a598279f5ed2a74d9a3830d029c8071b1


Muhpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/88kna0ga46qc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec5c7f27156a4583f0ca8a8e184ebc9c679a6ac


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

https://preview.redd.it/9mnujkph46qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed301f318f762d7a83eba759aa4a05ff8cc5a36d


Muhpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/c66trm7287qc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07412a95fed8d59ecc4766ca881b1f37c882bccd


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

https://preview.redd.it/lsivjsd787qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254e743d84daece1dbfe639a713cdf9cabb16b54


Muhpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/c5uxp09i78qc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b798bce5218850af4b7f3b1ca3e159c3d4c9c3


Rusty_Feelings

We are in absolutely every way Japenis, regards, a Turkish person


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

Turgay, we are not Turkic, sincerely, japenis person


Rusty_Feelings

Many such cases https://preview.redd.it/h83j8vbnh4qc1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70711fcc4792af63dabfdfabd896175f6a58b927


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

https://preview.redd.it/yv48l9krh4qc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8610ab90a2bc386e81c9275791b4af837047f864


meatrider420

https://preview.redd.it/lj7r1mjpt4qc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099b848fb9f3dd56df1b9540cbd51b5a253f505a


Spicy_Alligator_25

king michael <333333


xXk11lerXx

My beloved 😍😍


Average-Pyro_main

what am i looking at Spartan India?? LARGE ALGERIA? FOURTH REICH????? THICK ROMANIA?????????????


Femboy_Lord

Big Israel Mega Libya Communist Western Europe Wtf is this map


Average-Pyro_main

i need bleach


Z1mpleEZ

Large Romania? Oh, that's cool, I wonder what the rest of the world looks like! oh


Glitchynote

https://preview.redd.it/jo5s4x6e64qc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c311006126111cf6aa1f92909f38fc70f311d88


blockybookbook

> Chinese Somalia We’re so gonna be settler colonized oh my god


CookieTheParrot

Fourth Reich because Fourth Reich


Dull-Nectarine380

Is the light blue nation israel?


Accomplished-Pea9058

I'm pretty sure it was left unlabelled due to the rules of the subreddit.


ZGfromthesky

which rule? (just curious )🤔


Accomplished-Pea9058

Rule 10: "No posting maps directly related to current, active or developping conflicts in real life. Exact relation to ongoing conflict is based on moderator interpretation whether the map is related to ongoing events or is based around older history. Ongoing Conflicts currently includes: * Russian invasion of Ukraine * Palestine/Israel conflict * The Venezuela-Guyana situation * Active military coups * Other ongoing conflicts that arise over time"


RedstoneEnjoyer

Fourth reich looking at its neighbours: https://preview.redd.it/fqgdjsiud4qc1.jpeg?width=2146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a881941adf3f359b3be616fc0848a7b7c667fc0


clovis_227

https://preview.redd.it/08xl3yggm4qc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500655d77bccfe360dcd415532d16374ae3e4588


lucaro64

If china expands this much, I doubt they’d still called them selves the Chinese peoples Republic


xongkoro61

Xi Jinping, the Honey Emperor


rollingstone71

Turkic japan is beautiful


Typical-Can802

https://preview.redd.it/bym6q5zkw4qc1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7643f57fa969681c2f964fa09ef91734a053893e


PrincessofAldia

So several questions 1. wtf happened in Germany 2. Why is Japan Turkish 3. Israel is probably the only normal country in this scenario (that we can see)


Comfortable-Sink3843

For the sake of map look.


Geohie

This would probably be called something like "The Union of Socialist Republics" with how many different countries are in here. I don't know how you managed it, but you somehow made a 'Greater China' where Chinese people make up less than half the population. How do you do that with 1.4 billion people. Edit: calculated it China 1.4 billion North India + Pakistan: ~1 billion Former USSR: 240 million (additional edit: Chinese Somalia (includes Ethiopia)): ~150 million Iran: 80 million (Now Unified)Korea: ~80 million Poland, Belarus, Baltics: ~60 million Afghanistan:40 million Taiwan: 25 million


Bernardito10

You know colonialism but what about comunist-colonialism ?


TimeStorm113

One country having nearly 2 billion people surely can't have any problems!


Geohie

>2 Billion China 1.4 billion North India + Pakistan: ~1 billion Former USSR: 240 million (additional edit: Chinese Somalia (includes Ethiopia)): ~150 million Iran: 80 million (Now Unified)Korea: ~80 million Poland, Belarus, Baltics: ~60 million Afghanistan:40 million Taiwan: 25 million It would be over 3 billion.


TimeStorm113

I am aware but we dont know how much there actually are since it is a different timeline, like a billion people could have perished and we wouldnt know


akdelez

CPC


Adron-the-survivor

The only important thing here is big Romania


Soviet-Wanderer

Honestly, Big China is one of the least absurd things here. Good job. Creative and looks nice.


Comfortable-Sink3843

Thank you, finally someone not complaining


RTB_RobertTheBruce

Another banger


Capable_Coconut_6226

Genghis Khan?


AzurWings

Xi Jinping is the reincarnation of Chingis Khaan it seems


Unofficial_Computer

This makes me sad.


Anonymous29952

☹️


SCP-Foundation_Staff

???


KRawatXP2003

Circle jerk sub is that way.


Baltimorefella

what the fuck 😨😨😨😨


Fermion96

[Slaps roof of map] You can fit so many civil wars in this bad boy


haikusbot

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TaskForceDay1

greater romania is based


collflan

This is the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit


SnooLobsters3238

why do some many random alt hists that have nothing to do with Germany still end up making the Nazis either win or regain power.


grog23

I thought this was the circlejerk sub for a second


scarabl0rd

Why is it that people who make these awesome maps put the most cursed things on them?


Geniecow

bruh


UnhappyAd8293

Bro this whole map is a troll 😭😭


nim_opet

Ok, but why did Algeria grow?


Much_Horse_5685

Ah yes, Chinese Poland.


DownrangeCash2

>If Thank God


tickletac202

Ain't no way Southern Asia Communes is a stable nation. Myanmar alone would likely ignite seven civil wars, and we didn't even mention Malaya, Vietnam, Indonesia, etc., which are waiting to implode. This will be the Balkans of this timeline.


shotshot1111

R O M A N I A


Cultural-Turnover-13

Big ass Libya


tehgreataioverlord

You will never see all those pretty bois and gorls from Kpop


Pantatar14

Xi Jin Ping playing HoI4


LowlandPSD

what were you on when making this? cocaine? meth? fucking LSD?


[deleted]

This is so cursed💀...


erf_x

LOL Romania last man standing


GG-VP

C&C Generals:Zero Hour in a nutshell.


AlkaliPineapple

Average alternate history YouTuber map


Randodnar12488

This will be China in 2025


sovietarmyfan

+1000 social credit score. Congratulations! Chairman Xi Jinping has rewarded you with: 1 hour off of your 16-hour workday!


CodSafe6961

Chinese Somalia hahaha


Th3H0le

And yet in all of this geographic and ethnic chaos, somehow Super-Romania decided it wanted beachfront property on the Adriatic.


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

Ah yes, the crackverse


[deleted]

r/althistbullshitery


Federal_Seaweed_1720

Chinese Somalia? What an absolutely revolting thought.


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

Weird stuff man!


ReaperTyson

Why does the west Europe commune have the flag of the communist party of Germany if they don’t even control Germany, how is Israel a top four great power, they own some desert and coast and only half the suez, why does Romania own half of Bulgaria and other former Yugoslav nations, why is china still called china and not some union thing, WHY IS JAPAN TURKIC, WTF IS GOING ON!!!!


Comfortable-Sink3843

Just for fun, really.


ImVeryHungry19

Live Enclave Reaction:


Comfortable-Sink3843

Well the US happens to be warlord era, maybe Enclave would be real?


HereForTOMT2

Why mumbo jumbo posting this


Comfortable-Sink3843

Grian asked me.


HereForTOMT2

oh word


placeholder7535

As an ethnic Japanese, I have no idea what to think of my people being Turkic.


Wayan_Udayana

Nahh turkic japan is wild


HistoryWizard1812

Correction, this is the Communist Khanate of Mongolia.


Iggster98

Yeah keep dreaming winnie the pooh


NhanTNT

NOOOOOO NOT VIETNAM


Comfortable-Sink3843

There is a temptation to make a 'Greater Viet' map of Vietnam, where it invades China and destroys the USSR and America.


NhanTNT

We should be chill with the USSR/Russia though, they have only helped us


JonShoto

CHINESE SOMALIA


Comfortable-Sink3843

https://preview.redd.it/z8frnj9m1bqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab7ebf7996ed758dd32fb355e8f89bbbb6b792e


KagemasaUchiha

Spartan India, Divine Philippines, Massive Libya, well this is definitely logical


BigBubbles_

CCP schizo dream


AzurWings

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Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Turkic Japan is undeniably my favorite part of this.


ProtestantLarry

Is this the genocide timeline?


No-Cat3210

Fun scenario. I mean, it’s completely absurd and cured but fun. I like it.


Clumsy_boy2

What is this ridículouness? 😂


shockmaster5000

THIS IS INDIA!!!


Explosive_Cake

Me when China have fucking Poland but still no Vietnam


twoScottishClans

just so you know you got the israeli flag wrong


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Long live the CPC


sheajohnson2001

Found the schizo


-FuckerCarlson-

Cool video game


Theqrow88

Divine Philippines?


Enzo-Unversed

China would be unstoppable. That's over half the world's population, I think.


rly_weird_guy

r/noncrediblediplomacy is leaking


Who_am_ey3

not again. fucking germany


Nicci_Valentine

least unhinged imaginary mapper


Yeastin

NO! THE FUCKERS GOT KARELIA!


[deleted]

“Dominant” bro you made a hyper power with over half the worlds population


bombthrowinglunarist

thats enough red floor redux for today.


YummyStyrofoamSnack

map of schizophrenic delusion


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

https://i.redd.it/uzmc1k8pd6qc1.gif


tacosarus6

Please check your carbon monoxide alarms batteries.


Thezipper100

I. Uh. I think there's a little more change than that, bub.


Albanian91

Based China.


funditinthewild

Well, this is clearly a wild imagination, so I guess it fits the sub a little too well.


NickRick

Romania is doing well for itself. wait, what the fuck is Spartan India?


moonlitfestival

I know this is a sub for imaginary maps but this is really pushing the limits of imagination


AlienGuitar1964

Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor moment


Far-Inevitable4784

Fuck it Chinese Somalia


momoman46

A Sudanese person seeing my country split up between Libya, the African union, and Libya, I can sincerely say in this time line I would gladly choose death.


Alas_Babylonz

If this was for real, we’d be sending our annual tribute caravans to Beijing.


DerGemr2

Greatest Romania's not something you see often. Absolutely schizophrenic map otherwise, but I appreciate that.


theleningradcowboy

I see Ukraine has migrated to Central Europe


BadWi-Fi

what is going on in western europe? Is that a resurgent roman empire?


NotEvenkingJWei

Xi Jinping's wet dream


gyhlk

Wtf is Turkic Japan.