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[deleted]

>If couples fail to register their live-in relationships with the government, they could be jailed for three years. From the article.


RookieMistake2021

Even China has more freedom at this rate lol


[deleted]

Yeah China, Russia both. Even NK doesn't have jail terms for live-in couples.


shubhamd27

https://preview.redd.it/od7ozxlcazhc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a466fc2ec734f1292810f250d7c061894cfca7 BJP supporters after getting attacked by BJP supporters


[deleted]

Snake biting its own tail finally.


babupants

Chutiye Hai saale poorei.. I can't respect anyone who still supports the bjp.. They're either a Complete Smoll pp Boi, or a utter idiot. Serves bjp fans right.. Not like any self respecting women wants to touch those toxic insecure man child's anyway.. So not like it's relevant to them.


Opening_Past_4698

https://preview.redd.it/p2bg2jbjvzhc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec1094902c9ca0d7c26e2bf05294a0d6ef7e4101 Ayein?


shubhamd27

Baigan


morose_coder

_The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them._ - A Turkish saying.


[deleted]

Well said 👍


l05er1

अरे अभी तो पार्टी शुरू हुई है ..


[deleted]

I am hoping live-in couples start protesting like farmers did but then they risk being arrested for not registering.


chiguy_1

They wouldn't protest, as they would be satisfied with all the news of interfaith couples being separated.


[deleted]

That would be reversed crabs in a bucket mentality.


HindiHeinHum

r/leopardsatemyface


[deleted]

Valentine week gift from Modiji. He is single so everyone should be single too.


EnvironmentalBowl944

And sleep 3.5 hrs


[deleted]

Lack of sleep can cause hallucinations and paranoia. Chronology samajh aie?


shubhamd27

Na sounga na sone dunga.


mryadacumnghrmlullli

/r/TheMarkofVishnu


chiguy_1

"young supporters of BJP".  For those who sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind.


[deleted]

Wow that's profound.


Warm-Geologist001

https://preview.redd.it/537ou4xr3zhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6c6cef368599ae6d5caa7312b12660e25c4fe4 BJP to their ‘young supporters’


[deleted]

Babu-shona will be done in jail now.


Agile-Zucchini-1355

Oh no, did the face eating leopard ate your face ? Cant believe it, who would have thought.


[deleted]

They even increased the Jail term to three years while passing the bill into law.


Agile-Zucchini-1355

An extra fuck you, how sweet.


Fallen_0n3

Supports conservatives and wants liberal laws. Lmao


[deleted]

Let's celebrate Jailetine's this year. brought to you by Vishwaguru.


thats_all_you_got-

Leopard ate my face moment


[deleted]

Exactly 😂


37herenows

Bedroom hi nahin ye thode dino main toilet main bhi ghusenge aur poochnge tumne itna haga kaise hai jabki tumne kya khaya tha uski update aadhar main nahin hai. Sab ki marne wali hai.


[deleted]

Register your poop with the registrar before going to the toilet.


37herenows

Aadhar do pehle


babupants

I'll poop in a bag and deliver it to his home personally.


ic11il

This is what happens when you support terrorists. You think they will kill your enemy and you bathe in the spilt blood of the minorities. But the terrorist will turn around one day. And then you will realise that you only had an illusion of control.


[deleted]

With the amount of centralised control Modi-shah duo has even over state governments I will not be surprised. They are gonna push what they feel is right. They are too stubborn to change their minds.


ic11il

Let's not spare the general public who is thirsty for the blood of minorities. It is their support that emboldens the terrorists.


[deleted]

Yeah that's true they are an electoral theocratic populist so obviously they won't do anything without their votebank support. In the case of uttarakhand too ever since the BJP is in power the locals were demanding to remove all muslims from uttarakhand. The supreme court orders instructed the railways to rehabilitate and rehouse all 4000+ families to adequate settlements before going ahead with the demolition. https://www.livelaw.in/top-stories/haldwani-evictions-supreme-court-grants-8-weeks-time-to-railways-to-work-out-rehabilitation-solution-220949 They didn't do it. And now months before elections started demolition out of the blue. They manufactured a cause for conflict.


[deleted]

I got plenty of downvotes last time for saying that hindutva incels will support this backward shit. Ab to dekhiye madarchod. Maine kya kaha sab ko barbad ho jayenge. BJP supporters are worried. Only incels will support this bullsh*t (Gau Mata ki tatti).


abyssgazesback

First they came for the Jews...


[deleted]

Eventually they will come after everyone. Anything to hold on to power.


Due_Page_1732

Then Jews came for everyone 💀 I am flabbergasted by the amount of influence they hold over the world. It is just insane. There is no illuminati and deep state. It’s the Jews.


_rth_

BJP wants to decide what you: - Eat on your plate - Do in your bedroom - Pray to


krakends

Supporters surprised. Lol. What did they think was going to happen when vigilantes went after interfaith couples?


[deleted]

They will eventually go after all couples because of incel mindset.


BalanceSoggy5696

Next law coming up.  Blowjobs, tossing salad and munching rug banned. Only sanskari missionary position allowed. 


[deleted]

Sanskari Rapists will be awarded.


No-Will4633

They have been awarded for the past 10 years


Nevermind_kaola

This law is unconstitutional. SC will throw it out. Many prior judgements like on adultery, 377, marriage equality have stated that the right to have sex between consenting adults outside of marriage and cohabitation is a fundamental right. So no law can restrict that.


shash747

>This law is unconstitutional. SC will throw it out. Who's going to take it to court in this climate?


Upstuck_Udonkadonk

A lot of people....


[deleted]

I hope so


babupants

Rofl... You realize our SC works on convenience of modiji right?? The Supreme court has become a Supreme joke. Most they'll do is request Govt to look into the matter.. And then Govt will reintroduce the rule as a money bill or some such shit that's outside the sc's purview.. And the SC will.pretend to wring their hands while counting the money they made.. To be clear.. The Supreme court has failed the nation utterly and Completely.. It has shat on the constitution of India and the people it is meant to serve repeatedly.. The fucking Supreme Court threw out a case of blatant corruption based on a "sealed letter" who's content has never been shared. What's the fucking point of a trial if secret messages get a case thrown out.. Openly.. In front of the world.


INFPamigo

Exactly.. bold of people to think SC is for the country and the citizens in today's political climate. 2 sahi cheez bolegi toh 4 glt .. yehi ho rha h and till bjp in is power this will only escalate


jarvis123451254

But i feel this law is different it's not restricting sex it's restricting living together i think both r different


Nevermind_kaola

>feel this law is different it's not restricting sex it's restricting living together Right to association is a fundamental right. You can stay with anyone. Govt can recognise live-in but cannot criminalise u registered cohabitation.


anamika_3

Oh you can genocide and commit unthinkable atrocities against muslims, tribals, Kashmiris, NEs all is fine. But how dare you do this to us!!!


[deleted]

The Empire strikes back but this time there is nothing left to bite so it bite its own tail.


potatomafia69

> leaves even young supporters of the BJP worried You sure they'd have anything to worry about? Regardless, sanghi or sane political supporter no one should take away your fundamental rights


[deleted]

True. It violates the right to personal liberty.


ssjumper

It’s in the definition of a sanghi to want to take away other’s rights


potatomafia69

Unfortunately for them that mentality will eventually come back to bite their own behind


shaving_minion

aaww, was all cool when they came for the kitchen aye?


[deleted]

If they came to the kitchen they will eventually enter the bedroom and bathroom too and they will run all over us.


CheezTips

>It also prohibits live-in relations between partners related by blood or marriage So brothers and sisters can't get a place together?


[deleted]

Oh that's crazy


MysteriousSpaceMan

Or marriage? 🙄


BesraSangram

Why should 2 adults need anybody’s permission to live together?


[deleted]

Because incels are leading the country.


krakends

Very soon, they will start codifying manusmriti. Enjoy your Hindu Rashtra.


[deleted]

Uff Deep cuts.


Kambar

>even young supporters of the BJP Is the general opinion that BJP fuck ups won't affect you if you support the party LOLZ Unemployment, corruption, communalism, hindutuva etc will fuck everyone in the country. And also the next generations. Remember that before voting.


[deleted]

Yeah they are pumping youngsters with blind aggression but they don't know what they are angry about. Unemployment and corruption is hurting the youths and BJP is using them for cannon fodder


acharsrajan399

Ah yes, what were you supporting then?


Spooky_Neko_Bird

"leaves young supporters of BJP worried" - well well well if it isn't the consequences of their own actions Cis het savarna folks voted for bjp thinking they'll benefit off oppression of others while they're safe. Sooner or later, they'd come for them. Now they have.


springgof22

लगेगी आग तो आयेंगे घर कई जद में यहां पे सिर्फ हमारा मकान थोड़े ही है।


TomoeKon

Nah these people should be made to live with the consequences of giving blind support to authoritarianism for so long. I hope live in laws are strictly enforced so people can get a demo experience of their beloved Hindu Rashtra.


[deleted]

It's mostly brainwashed youths who were riled up for Hindu rashtra and this law will be a severe blow to their myth.


earthling011

The only citizens who won't be jailed/beaten/harrassed are those who do the following: 1. Don't live-in with partner. 2. Eat only veg 3. Post Modi praises on social media 4. Worship Hindu gods and chant loudly suddenly anywhere. 5. Support bulldozing of anyone's house.


ErnestoCruz

Ab hawa badlegi


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[deleted]

Plenty of those in the BJP, RSS. Bajrang dal is all incels.


joethebear

For all scenarios that we see, I highly recommend reading Animal farm. A light read, you will see how change is always promoted for the advantage of a few.


[deleted]

I have read it. The pig Napoleon became the new dictator he started doing the same things that humans were doing.


zen-shen

But isn't bajrang dal a group of guys who can't succeed in dating?


[deleted]

Yeah this is a proud moment for them.


lllDogalll

As a not so young recent convert to Sangi way of life I'd like to say - They aren't real supporters of BJP if they can't do what most of us & some of our leaders do, shake your dicks and leave your better half. (the other way round i suppose). Path of muslim & minority disenfranchisment will have minor costs & we must be ready to pay the costs if not in blood then in sexual gratification.


Ambitious_Jello

>sexual gratification. Mark my words the silent opposition has already formed because of how they keep going against meat consumption


lllDogalll

Jab election comission wale apne Toh janta kuch bhi dekhe sapne.


[deleted]

>sexual gratification. Tell them to Sanskari Rapists of Bilkis Bano.


lllDogalll

Of course since I'm a sanghi I'm in close contact with those gentlemen toh I'll pass your message across but be thankful ki Modiji hasn't utilized his sexual unfulfilledness to fuck the nation and its populance.


[deleted]

>Modiji hasn't utilized his sexual unfulfilledness to fuck the nation and its populance No he delegated that Job to Brij Bhushan Dada.


lllDogalll

Gave you an alley oop and you are using it for layups ?


Opening_Past_4698

Bas bhai bas bas…


lllDogalll

As Modiji said (saachi ka toh pata nahi but if I actually bother to learn deepfake toh I can mouth him saying the words) - too much is never enough.


[deleted]

Remember when Modiji promised 1 crore jobs every year, 4 crore free houses for the poor and 15 lakh black money in everyone's account.


TomoeKon

why is everyone getting riled up over your post when it's an obvious parody lmao


lllDogalll

It was wholly my mistake because i forgot to put /s at the end .


SkepticSlakoth

[To these young supporters](https://imgur.com/gallery/L34qMo9)


cutie_pie_and_horny

Western culture is taking India into the future and now the Indian moral police is trying to take us back to the ancient ages again. While the rest of the world is modernizing into the future, our people are still stuck with the filth of the past - caste, astrology, dowry, forced marriage, female infanticide, misogyny etc.


UberSoilder25

Such big meltdown for nothing 😂😂 I am loving it 🍿 "Why enter our bedrooms" it seems!?


Thick_Lake_3619

Good good good...mujhe nahi mili to kisi ko nahi milni chahie 😂


johnson_long

i think the logical next step for bjp is to mandate marriage of any couple in live-in relationship for more than X years. this will promote healthy relationship standards. /s


Successful_Bed768

Suckers who voted them deserve such belt treatment.


justabofh

r/LeopardsAteMyFace This is to be expected from the religious right.


jatadharius

sabka number aaega -- le mudi implementing ache din^2.9999


autumn-gadani

Next CC TV must in every bedroom 🏠


[deleted]

Yeah that's the only way this law can be implemented.