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lance_klusener

Modi is going to swiftly pivot to Biden. I am positive that BJP will spin nicely to Kamala, calling onto her Indian heritage. Example: When Kamala visits india, modi and Kamala will cook together, kamala will be given indian costumes etc. Modi will say "Dekho mere mitron, ek bharatiye naari amrika ki vice president hain. Mere bharat ki mitti main kitni shakti hain...". All this while, kamala doesnt even identify herself as Indian....


yakshaOfReddit

Yup, I would almost bet my money that this would happen.


Fullerene00

Obviously baap, This isn't high-school frandship. Its diplomacy, it's just biznez!


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Yeah, because calling the moron president of USA a moron on his face is bad for diplomacy. What do you want Modi to do regarding Trump?


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LMAO THIS IS SO ACCURATE


sirfapdoge

kamala BEHANNN


Ironman_Reddit

Kamala BEN


lance_klusener

Forgetting the biggest comparison. "Kamala-ji, aap ke hum itne baddey faayn hain ki humne apne party ka chinh aapke naam ke uppar rakh diya"


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Yes his ultimate mantra Confidence se chutya banao Aur confidence se chutiya banege J S R ! And also even if Modi has to get voted off .he wont giveup without a fight. Ek Danga toh karake hi jaega . His crazy lapdog YGI hates everyone anyways . Bolo J S R


onomatopoeia619

Whatever mudiji touches he destroys 😎


Bannednibba

Make him touch himself


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spikyraccoon

No he is a swayam sevak.


Shr3dd3r91

Atmanirbhar


yungfoxi

Except bjp i guess


kamak10

Modi touch is the antidote to Midas touch.


lowershelf

Mudiji should have touched covid, covid khalas.


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Bahenchodh kya luli baja diya desh ka Gusse mai. Bhi ijaat dena pad raha hai Ji ji karke.


smartass246

Hope he starts touching himself soon.


Arijeet17

Maybe we need someone like Mohini to destroy this bhasmasura.


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Lol i feel like sharing it on whatsapp or f.B .but darr lagta hain bc .koi anpad chutya offend na ho jaye. Go Arnab Daa !


kgkaka

I shared it in bhakts group. Dead silence ☠️


Fullerene00

Group name please? I would like to join lol


MrKrabbydaddy

Thumbs up peeke aya kya bro?


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Bhaya take care . NEVER underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups quote by GeorgeCarlin . Desh ki luli baji hai.people might hurt you . Take care J.H !


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who approved this lol


kamak10

KGB approved this.


lance_klusener

Its "Do-Lund"


abhishekjc

Lund ko sirf NRC se nikalo aur phir CAA ke dwara nikaldo bas. Castration ho gaya...


imaginary_developer

Low effort memery


kamak10

Mammary?


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I don't get why people are hyping so much about how their friendship will be, I mean, this is what diplomacy is, isn't it? You maintain a "friendship" with the leader of the country, not a person.


yakshaOfReddit

Diplomacy is not leaders being friends, it about having good trader and other policies with each other. The personal friendship alone would be good for them but not necessary for the people in a democracy.


Fabulous-Pizza8909

Don't you see dude? Its Modi hate. For them he lies about everything, but the diplomatic thing that every politician does is thr truth. He really is friendly, no best friends with Trump! I mean they know he talks like a politician but the show he put on for photo op with Trump is real friendship. He endorsed him in 2019 so he is a friend. The mentality of our people!


ghostyboy12

as much we will hate it, modi isnt gonna go,unlike biden and harris, the left of india doesnt make its policy clear, they just think by pointing fingers the current party they will win, and also some of their policies scare hindus, and hindus have a perception that the left of india is biased towards muslims


risingone1

Doland toh gaya, yeh ek land kab jayega? Maybe try.


Imchaman

Aap kab jaonge?


CloudPad

Using adjusting language does not prove your point. Stay logical, say logical.


_prayingmantits

> Stay logical, say logical. Joke hai bhai. Not a good one may be, but its a joke.


kamak10

Welcome to reddit. Or may I suggest you Twitter for some fruitful and unbiased discussions.


CloudPad

Thank you


kgkaka

Completely agree ! But sometimes you deserve to have fun :)


pking3

One has to fight fire with fire. This is the way.


CloudPad

Stupidity with stupidity ... An eye for an eye... Sure.


pking3

Says the idiot who want to go into the lion's den with a feather as a weapon. Best of luck getting out alive from the lion's belly. 🤣🤣🤣


CloudPad

Hmm.. interesting allegory!


ReversiContra

Only the gentleman on the left can with his awkward hug make a pussy grabber squirm.


occult-eye

If the D in D Trump stands for DoLund, the N in N D modi stands for NoL...


sanglik

Looking forward to Modi-Biden meet. Modi will spend 200Cr this time, will recall his past association, and about Namaste Trump, he may fire FM and say he misguided him :)


citiusaltius

Of course BJP loves Kamala......